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by Dashguy
Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:28 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

IT ENDS TONIGHT! The next morning, as I walked with the Angel wing down to the Docking bay of the White Moon to their frames, we were all quiet. I was lost in my thoughts, wondering if I'll actually be able to bring myself to kill Eonia if I had too. If only he was a nameless soldier you could rip ...
by Dashguy
Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:33 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

Having reached this point, I think it’s become obvious Guardian Hawk intended for us readers to find his self-insert’s ego to be something to endear him to us, perhaps in the vein of Gilgamesh, “The King of Heroes”, who remains one of the most popular characters in the Fate/Stay Night franchise. Or...
by Dashguy
Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:44 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

Before we start, here’s a character I forgot to introduce on the previous chapter. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/galaxyangel/images/7/75/Gjf019_01_01.t32.png/revision/latest?cb=20150520042850 Creta Biscuit. The chief of the engineering team on the Elsior. Cheerful and easygoing, but takes her...
by Dashguy
Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:56 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

Now know how I feel about Seehan from Another Journey. I feel your pain, bro. And happy late birthday, by the way. ^^U We were ordered to rendezvous with the surviving fleet on the opposite side of Rhome once we had re-established contact with Luft on Fargo. As we rounded the planet and approached ...
by Dashguy
Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:12 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

Would you believe me if I told you I prefer StevieBond's story to this, GorillaGamer? Sure, they're both poorly written, juvenile power fantasies, but the fact StevieBond's self-insert is not a gigantic asshole makes things far, far more bearable. As we cleared the starboard side of the station and...
by Dashguy
Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:59 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy
Replies: 26
Views: 1978

Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

“Y-You’re Bandit Keith!” Chevalier exclaimed, with the man laughing in response. Oh ok, finally we get another Yugioh character in this fic, and it’s Bandit Keith to boot. Dashguy will be mighty pleased with this development. I'm not going to lie, I feel bad seeing Keith being reduced to a mere pun...
by Dashguy
Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:32 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

As I was escorting Prince Shiva towards the starboard side loading ramp to meet with the delegates, my head was in complete chaos. A vacation? On a planet I've never been to? While part of me liked the idea of checking out something new, the other part of me was worried that I'd get reactions simila...
by Dashguy
Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:08 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

Last time, Howie effortlessly and mercilessly annihilated a whole freaking army aboard the Elsior in the goriest way possible only to get offended and fuck off to his room after a sixteen years-old girl made some comment he didn’t like. Oh, and Mint’s lines? Copy pasted from the game, where the who...
by Dashguy
Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

I forgot to comment on this in the previous chapter, but I find laughable how Howie tried to lecture Eonia on the virtues of being patient when he threatened a member of the maintenance crew and nearly killed everybody after losing control because he couldn’t wait for them to finish their job. Upon...
by Dashguy
Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:16 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 1730

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

Previously, the Elsior was ambushed by Sherry Bristol, Eonia’s most trusted subordinate, Milfeulle’s ship was under performing and Howie, who was to blame for that shit, fucked off towards the medical bay because his arm was hurting or something before passing out because scene transitions are, lik...