Anime Outsiders

Every so often, I go looking for something easy, something obviously doomed for failure from the get-go, to mock. And wouldn’t you know it, you can’t take two steps across fanfiction.net without stepping in it. This is Legend of Zelda: Fierce Deity Naruto by Lukepace414, a sputtering jumpstart into...

And we're continuing the stupid. ------------------------ Satisfied he won't be trying something like that again, Harry went back to his dorm with the thoughts of who else had such a shitty life as them and how he could help them. He also got a new skill out of it; New Skill Created! Mimicking - Ac...

@GorillaGamer: Hitting the nail on the head there. I couldn't have said it better myself. Ever hear of the “wheat and chessboard” problem? The story goes that at the invention of chess, its creator asked their king for a reward in wheat grain. Starting with one wheat grain upon the first tile of th...

Well, I said I would, so here goes. This is Crimson-Esper-Of-Ruin-Instinct’s OC list, taken as-is from their author page on fanfiction.net. Since I’m only concerned with the pedestal the author mounted for his secondary self-insert, Shadow, in Phazon Emperor Reincarnated, this will merely be an exc...

@GorillaGamer: By all means, swing away. From my browsing of his works, it should pretty much all be on par with this. I'm merely limited by my knowledge of the series he bases them on, so there should be plenty to go around. The day was saved, the battle won, bimbos bedded, what more could the aut...

For the fear of sounding like a broken record about the wholesale slaughter of incompetent water balloons full of blood, I'll try to gripe about something else. Like how utterly un-invested any of the characters seems to be in the actual conflict. The villains' evilly evil plot is to take over the w...

Back to the nonsense yet again. ------------------------ That day after the class ended, Harry invited Cassiopeia to the library along with Padma and Su. She was hesitant at first but Harry's insistence on the matter caused her to give in. It became apparent that Cassiopeia or Theia as she liked to...

We left off on the Sorting Hat shouting profanity into Harry’s ear, so either this story is about to have a moment of self-awareness, or the author thinks cliff hangers are all about the edge. I know what I’m betting my money on, but let’s find out. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 8: Hogwar...

Let's continue. ------------------------ "You know it will be painless if you give up and let me kill besides prolonging the inevitable?" The Phazites roared/screeched in anger, before rushing in at him on all sides thinking he couldn't deal with all of them on his own only to feel the sensation of...

Here comes another gem from that wonderful world of throwing a dozen animes in a blender and hope the result turns out smooth. This is Phazon Emperor Reincarnated! by Crimson-Esper-Of-Ruin-Instinct, an author I’ve had the pleasure of experiencing on multiple occasions . This time it’s a Naruto / Me...