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by StabbyKobold
Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)
Replies: 5
Views: 3631

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)

Gray and Beatrix are in supposed enemy territory now. Having just escaped, somehow, from Combine military units, you would think what comes next would be a suspenseful narrative of considerate and strategic movement in order to, uhm… do whatever it is they were trying to do. I’m not trying to get y...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy
Replies: 88
Views: 50279

Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Juvenile. That's this fanfic in a single word. Everything from character portrayal, driving motivations, and plot devices, to the humor, sexual euphemisms, and general writing style. All of it juvenile. To answer the question you posed long ago, pardon the delayed answer, the characters that stand o...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:16 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)
Replies: 5
Views: 3631

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)

Thank you, GG. I'm not sure of the author's motivations for picking the Combine as his villains. It could be bashing, but I'm betting on the author thinking they are the perfect antagonist round piece to force into the plot-driving-conflict square hole in his story. In any case, he's mishandling th...
by StabbyKobold
Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:23 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX
Replies: 22
Views: 10505

Re: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX

And we're back. ------------------------ Forest Dungeon, Day six. You have slept in a bed. HP & MP restored to 100%. All negative status effects and ailments have been cured. It’s one of the oldest RPG tropes that sleeping cures all injuries, but it kind of implies an adequate level of comfort is a...
by StabbyKobold
Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:22 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX
Replies: 22
Views: 10505

Re: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX

Harry is going dungeon crawling. And by that, I mean he wanders around a forest like a homeless person, heartlessly attacking any creature he comes across. Because it’s what happens in a videogame, and since the world is a videogame, of course it has to happen here. For reasons. Enjoy. ------------...
by StabbyKobold
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)
Replies: 5
Views: 3631

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)

It’s time to meet our villains of the story. They are big! They are bad! They make no sense! And last but not least, they’re plagiarized. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 3: Overpowering Forces(gore) The ambient sounds of the R.N.A.S. Citadel echo softly, as canisters containing Combine Tarr...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:56 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)
Replies: 5
Views: 3631

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)

This chapter continues in the same vein as the first, retreading the plot-points of the fanfic’s previous iteration. However, the author does manage to cram in more overt fetishistic overtones this time around. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 2: Hungry Gordo The very next morning i awoke,i ...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:42 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)
Replies: 5
Views: 3631

Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)

This is Gordo Gluttony (Detailed) by Gray Territe, a Slime Rancher fanfic and the author’s rewritten version of his first fanfic by the same name. The latter I have already mocked , but reading it is not necessary to understand the events of this story. In short, the author’s self-insert, Gray, is ...
by StabbyKobold
Fri May 24, 2019 11:27 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Slime Rancher x Oc)
Replies: 2
Views: 2442

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Slime Rancher x Oc)

We’re ending on a short note, it would seem. The people pretending to be protagonists doesn’t even make an appearance. Instead, we have more “world building” and the appearance of villains that have no place in the source materiel. Not that it makes it a new thing, given everything thus far. Enjoy....
by StabbyKobold
Fri May 17, 2019 3:21 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Slime Rancher x Oc)
Replies: 2
Views: 2442

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Slime Rancher x Oc)

Here’s another slice of off-world ranch life with a side order of depraved undertones. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 2: Rising Tides,Falling Slimes New light beared the new surroundings,as the whole Ranch was now covered in a thick,minty green moss and grass,Raiden,the big ol' Rad slime o...