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by StabbyKobold
Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:35 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX
Replies: 22
Views: 12330

Re: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX

And we're back in the game. ------------------------ Pressing yes with conviction, Harry turned towards Bloodfist, "I intend to be the richest of them all Bloodfist. Good day, may your gold flow and your enemies bleed," answering he rose from his chair with a calm smile, shocking the manager with h...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:34 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX
Replies: 22
Views: 12330

Re: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX

Harry has been magically abducted by a goblin. But never worry, if it was something detrimental to him, the author would never have let it happen. The chapter is long enough as it is, so let’s just jump on in. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 7: Goblins, Lords, and Sorting Kyrin's A/N : Not ...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:32 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX
Replies: 22
Views: 12330

Re: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX

Back to it. ------------------------ You have slept in your bed. HP & MP restored to 100%. All negative status effects and ailments have been cured. Harry woke up next day due to the anticipation for what the reply to his letter would be, that and his aunt's shouting. "Get up and start making break...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:31 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX
Replies: 22
Views: 12330

Re: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX

Here’s another long haul of the author empowering his protagonist through basic math, and he manages to offend all of my brain cells while doing so. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 6: Hogwarts Bound Kyrin's A/N : I went and added new Perks for reaching level 15. Though the one I chose won't...
by StabbyKobold
Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)
Replies: 5
Views: 4163

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)

Gray and Beatrix are in supposed enemy territory now. Having just escaped, somehow, from Combine military units, you would think what comes next would be a suspenseful narrative of considerate and strategic movement in order to, uhm… do whatever it is they were trying to do. I’m not trying to get y...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy
Replies: 88
Views: 56576

Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Juvenile. That's this fanfic in a single word. Everything from character portrayal, driving motivations, and plot devices, to the humor, sexual euphemisms, and general writing style. All of it juvenile. To answer the question you posed long ago, pardon the delayed answer, the characters that stand o...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:16 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)
Replies: 5
Views: 4163

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)

Thank you, GG. I'm not sure of the author's motivations for picking the Combine as his villains. It could be bashing, but I'm betting on the author thinking they are the perfect antagonist round piece to force into the plot-driving-conflict square hole in his story. In any case, he's mishandling th...
by StabbyKobold
Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:23 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX
Replies: 22
Views: 12330

Re: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX

And we're back. ------------------------ Forest Dungeon, Day six. You have slept in a bed. HP & MP restored to 100%. All negative status effects and ailments have been cured. It’s one of the oldest RPG tropes that sleeping cures all injuries, but it kind of implies an adequate level of comfort is a...
by StabbyKobold
Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:22 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX
Replies: 22
Views: 12330

Re: Harry Potter : Potter Verse REDUX

Harry is going dungeon crawling. And by that, I mean he wanders around a forest like a homeless person, heartlessly attacking any creature he comes across. Because it’s what happens in a videogame, and since the world is a videogame, of course it has to happen here. For reasons. Enjoy. ------------...
by StabbyKobold
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)
Replies: 5
Views: 4163

Re: Gordo Gluttony (Detailed)

It’s time to meet our villains of the story. They are big! They are bad! They make no sense! And last but not least, they’re plagiarized. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 3: Overpowering Forces(gore) The ambient sounds of the R.N.A.S. Citadel echo softly, as canisters containing Combine Tarr...