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by StabbyKobold
Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:12 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: The Human With a Gem
Replies: 19
Views: 9480

Re: The Human With a Gem

The plot whispers of the continued presence of the White Claws. Unfortunately, it did this by introducing an abominable character with all the hallmarks of a harem anime side-chick. Let’s just get on with it and hope another sniper shows up to make her nine inches shorter. Enjoy. ------------------...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:06 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: The Human With a Gem
Replies: 19
Views: 9480

Re: The Human With a Gem

The White Claws have been defeated, Steven has been forced to commit murderer, and the gems continue to play spectators to everything Max does. The overarching plot of the show is still less than a footnote, and the author is likely scrambling to find a new villain, that his author avatar can comba...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:27 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: The Human With a Gem
Replies: 19
Views: 9480

Re: The Human With a Gem

Where oh where could the White Claws be hiding? Hell if I know, the author still isn’t describing locations outside of general terrain types. At least Max and the Crystal Gems find them in this chapter, so we’ll finally be done with this nonsense plot. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 26: Ma...
by StabbyKobold
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:47 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: The Human With a Gem
Replies: 19
Views: 9480

Re: The Human With a Gem

The new enemy of the Crystal Gems have made themselves known as a threat, so it’s time to hunt them down. At least we don’t have to wait for Max to get an address in the mail, because he apparently has intel resources to pull from this time. Here’s hoping they don’t also trigger another psychotic e...
by StabbyKobold
Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:47 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Galaxy Angel Variance
Replies: 26
Views: 16646

Re: Galaxy Angel Variance

My exact thoughts while reading: "Prince Shiva, huh? With a feminine name like that, and with the immortal self-insert somehow magnetizing to him through painful contrivance, I wonder if he's actually a gir-- oh wow, I've been at this for too long, haven't I?" I don't know which is worse. That I cou...
by StabbyKobold
Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:15 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: The Human With a Gem
Replies: 19
Views: 9480

Re: The Human With a Gem

A new threat has reared its eye patched head, subsequently committed suicide while revealing the existence of further threats, and now we’ll see what comes of that. Enjoy. ------------------------ Chapter 24: Hunted "...The White Claws?" Ridiculous name, I know! "That's what he said. Do you know an...
by StabbyKobold
Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:20 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Super Smash Sisters: Damsel to Hero
Replies: 54
Views: 27930

Re: Super Smash Sisters: Damsel to Hero

As always, this story just continues to be a blur of random action movie scenes stringed together by, well, whatever we are meant to believe is a plot. I can't quite get over Gaz's flashback. A team of heavily armed soldiers were sent to track down family members of a crime lord. At Disney Land. An ...
by StabbyKobold
Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:10 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: The Human With a Gem
Replies: 19
Views: 9480

Re: The Human With a Gem

It’s been a while since this story had a villain. Aside from the one prancing around pretending to be the protagonist, I mean. Last chapter’s focus on “personal problem" could be seen as a conflict, but it wasn’t something that Maxwell could punch. And we know how he gets, if he doesn’t get his vio...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:59 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: The Human With a Gem
Replies: 19
Views: 9480

Re: The Human With a Gem

Are you ready for Maxwell to once more be the cause of everyone’s misfortune? Right, as if he ever stopped. There really couldn’t be a more apt description for this story. In this chapter, we have a reintroduction of a previous character due to the only popular demand that matters – the author’s. E...
by StabbyKobold
Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:37 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: The Human With a Gem
Replies: 19
Views: 9480

Re: The Human With a Gem

Now that Maxwell and Steven have returned home to their rightful dimension, it’s only a matter of time before the next disaster of Max’s own making rears its ugly head. Until then, we must indulge in exploring Max’s personality. By that, I mean the author decided to add more angst to his Marty Stu’...