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by Dashguy
Tue May 08, 2018 8:55 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: New Spy
Replies: 51
Views: 13986

Re: New Spy

"No I went to military training. In Sparta you have a choice. Learn in regular school and be a civilian or become a soldier and fight for all of Sparta." Sean said I love this line. You can practically taste the military fanboy-ism and the consequent despise for civilian life. I have no doubt the a...
by Dashguy
Thu May 03, 2018 9:15 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Yu-Gi-Oh! EQG
Replies: 21
Views: 5656

Re: Yu-Gi-Oh! EQG

Today I bring you two chapters for the price of one. Why? Because I'm an asshole, that's why. Duelist Kingdom would take place in just three days, and in that short time Burst and his friends wee busy fine-tuning their decks. Making sure to pull no punches for the challenges they would soon face. B...
by Dashguy
Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:43 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Super Smash Sisters: Damsel to Hero
Replies: 54
Views: 16157

Re: Super Smash Sisters: Damsel to Hero

I feel like I’m reading the diary of a fourteen years-old little shit who has just entered puberty, discovered Rule 34 and thinks being a soldier makes you the pinnacle of badassery. Oh yeah, I can even visualize his room: a gigantic, dirty mess with clothes thrown everywhere, an overfilled thrash b...
by Dashguy
Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:56 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Yu-Gi-Oh! EQG
Replies: 21
Views: 5656

Re: Yu-Gi-Oh! EQG

Before we start, I would like to say something: if you want to enjoy Yu-Gi-Oh! (the first series) properly, then read the manga. The anime skips a fuckton of development, screws a lot of other elements and the english dub only adds to the mess. I'll be making several mentions and clarifications abo...
by Dashguy
Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:23 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Yu-Gi-Oh! EQG
Replies: 21
Views: 5656

Re: Yu-Gi-Oh! EQG

Thank you, guys. :D Speaking of which, I mentioned this to ConcernedGamer a while ago but I got in contact with SovietRussiaMan and we've decided to bury the hatchet and move on with our lives, with him stating he harbors no ill will towards us anymore. Not going to lie here, that's good to know. N...
by Dashguy
Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:18 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Yu-Gi-Oh! EQG
Replies: 21
Views: 5656

Yu-Gi-Oh! EQG

First of all, a really, really, really late Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I would like to apologize for my prolonged absence, especially to my man, GorillaGamer. Things have been hetic these last months. From a team of ten in my workplace, we went down to seven which, coupled with a sudden wo...
by Dashguy
Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:39 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Friendship is Life: The Quickening
Replies: 3
Views: 1329

Re: Friendship is Life: The Quickening

Thank you for your comments, guys. While I do agree with your points, the reason I don’t delve so much on the morality of Alex’s actions is because I firmly believe Alejin wrote him, unknowingly, as a young man with severe maturity issues. And I think most of his actions can be explained if we exam...
by Dashguy
Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:49 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Friendship is Life: The Quickening
Replies: 3
Views: 1329

Friendship is Life: The Quickening

For the uninitiated, “Friendship is Life” is the sequel to a story called “Keep Living for Friendship”, written by some Guatemalan buffon named Alejin. It’s the story of a young man called Alex who tragically lost his family to a car accident on the same day they won the lottery. Motivated by his f...
by Dashguy
Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality - Group Mock Ahoy!
Replies: 5
Views: 2255

Re: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality - Group Mock Ahoy!

Fascinating. I have no doubt in my mind this is what being married to a stereotypical neckbeard would be like. And I thought to myself, what kind of parent names their child Dudley Dursley? I imagine the name thing has something to do with the fact the character was introduced as a cartoonishly imma...
by Dashguy
Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:27 pm
Forum: Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit
Topic: Rarity's Regret
Replies: 3
Views: 1167

Rarity's Regret

It's been a while since I did a mock, but I had some free time and figured I could try, if only for old time's sake. And what better story to start than a MLP: FiM one starring best pone fashion horse? This is "Rarity's Regret" by Flutterpriest. --- You wipe the sweat off your brow and attempt to s...