The Kosplay Kaption Kontest: AO Edition

[Max-Vader]

So back on Project AFTER, we had the Cosplay Caption Contest. The idea behind it was very simple: A picture of shitty cosplay gets posted, people make fun of it, a poll for the funniest joke is made and the winner recieves (maybe not so) eternal glory. Now that PA is going the way of the dodo, I thought it would be a shame to let the concept die. Therefore, you can consider this a sort of trial run. If you guys like it, we'll do more of it.

So here's how this will work: I'll post the picture, you post your best zinger. Unlike on PA, I'll only allow one per person for now, but we can change that at our leisure assuming anyone will actually want more of this. While you're at it, suggestions for a proper name for this contest are also very welcome. Once we've got some comments, I'll make a poll and you all vote for the winner. Anyway, here's your target. Have fun.

[Hyperboreal]

Coming to ABC this Fall: Ben Shapiro and the Mop

[Aythya]

Oh damn, I'm so sorry Miss! I don't know how ALL my silly string got on top of your head!

[AwkwardFerret]

The French royalty has fallen greatly in recent years, hasn't it?

[Cody]

"I store him in my vagina!"

[GorillaGamer]

When his mother told him to buy a Trojan for protection, I don't think this is what she was talking about.

[ConcernedGamer]

"Oh, I'm sorry, but you must be at least this tall to ride me, manlet!"

[DeanTheAdequate]

"Etsy Listing: One Extra Large Organic Earth Friendly Toilet Brush With Healing Crystals"

[StabbyKobold]

We get it, the bathroom signs do not adequately portray minority groups - there are more important issues out there.

[Max-Vader]

Shit, I was so absorbed in my work that I forgot to post the poll yesterday. Anyway, here it is. You have six days remaining to crown the winner. Now get going, votepigs!