Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:33 am

@ConcernedGamer: This whole fic is a series of convenient occurrences, with that chapter being the pinnacle of convenience, especially when the enemies lost all their intelligence the moment the heroes were meant to escape the place. I can’t blame you for feeling insulted over all the nonsensical franchises crammed into this fic. One thing I will point out is that the Dio in this fic isn’t the one from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, rather he’s the Dio from Zero Escape: Virtue’s Last Reward.

If you thought the last chapter was ridiculous, you haven’t seen anything yet. No joke, my lungs were in agony from all the laughing I did at the absurd shit that was crammed into this. It almost feel’s wrong to mock this chapter since it’s that funny, but I gotta do what I gotta do.


Since it’s been a while since I’ve wrote on, I figured that a lemon would do nicely. Yes, this chapter will have a lemon in it, to spice up the intense combat in the chapter, and it’ll feature a Metal Slug girl. Who will be the lucky lady? Stay tuned and find out the answer in this thrilling chapter.

I see that Junpei finally gave in to the Waifu Army’s demands, or whatever they were called.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Warning: There will be a lemon in this chapter

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 35: Heated Romance

I remember reading a Pokémon fic with that exact title; it had Ash Ketchum become Snoop Dogg within a few chapters, and no, I’m not kidding.

Divine Conspiracy Headquarters: ???

The elite lieutenants of the Divine Conspiracy were busy celebrating in their hideout; a massive castle situated near the peak of Mt. Fuji. Word of their successful raid on SOL Technologies has spread like wildfire, causing several more notable people of the world to join their ranks while casting a lot of criticism towards the Divine Powers.

‘They committed an act of terrorism that lead to the deaths of innocent civilians. Sounds like the type of people I want to hang out with.’

Additionally, the Gotham supervillains were so impressed with Tressa’s cunning strategy, that they pledged their services to the merchant queen. Though she was a little displeased about missing out on Kymmi, as well as the supposed loss of Dio, Tressa decided that it can wait another time, and began plotting on what to do next, following the mass shutdown of LINK VRAINS.

I’d question why she doesn’t give a shit about Dio, but then I remembered that she can just buy more villains from other franchises. Oh and what about the Devil’s Hand commanders that perished that day, does she not care about them at all? Eh, I can sympathize with her there.

In the small room, a few of the lieutenants were busy checking out a pornographic magazine that had just been released, something which mystified the agents.

“I turn my back for one moment and all of a sudden, I see this sitting right in front of the magazine rack. As a top-notch thief, it takes a special kind of person to have this thing slip by my sight.” Therion commented, biting into an apple while reading the magazine, which depicted an image of Julia playing with a few vibrators.

“Sounds like those Metal Slug girls managed to pull their nonsensical scheme off after all.” Johnny chimed in, sitting down with the lieutenants.

It never ends, the fucking porn never ends! Why can’t the author just write one, one fucking chapter without letting his hormones take control?!

Oh, and did they just forget about the Kosmos Cultists who were planning on selling Pokémon fangame porn? Given how competent they were that day, I can’t blame them for ignoring their existence.


“Sorry about not showing up for the big raid; that fat fuck Billy tried ratting us to the cops.”

“No biggie, we still managed to secure a victory.” Caesar replied. “So did you gut that pig, Billy?”

“Oh yes I did; I even killed that spineless kissass Brian, even as the little weasel begged for mercy. Fuckin’ worthless tosser, I tell you what.” Johnny chuckled, breaking open a bottle of Nuka-Cola Wild and taking a hearty gulp of the delicious liquid. “Hey…got any idea on what the hell Master Therion’s holding?”

It’s a porn mag, I figured that a hardened biker like you would know all about that sort of thing.

“Beats me; he said he found this while walking by a newsagency. It has to be those Metal Slug fools; the coins tells me so…” Two-Face hissed, flipping his lucky coin in one hand, and cuddling his wife in the other, while taking a quick glance at the magazine. “Now wait just a minute…isn’t that—”

“My prize!” Tayama boomed out, storming into the room, the doors slamming into the walls. “Which one of you cocksuckers is eyeing off my prize?!”

All of them, if they’re reading the damned mag.

“What, this Serra chick?” Therion smirked, pointing to the image, which depicted Serra stroking two penises at the same time, a playful smirk on her flawless face while several other men were jerking off on her. “I hate to say it, but she might be taken already.”

“Shut the fuck up you snivelling little turd! Serra is my prize, and my prize only! I won’t allow some tosser like you—” Tayama stormed up to the crafty rogue, anger in the bespectacled man’s eyes, when he was cut off by the doors slamming open so loudly, that they flew off the hinges.

“TAYAMA, YOU DROPKICK PIECE OF SHIT!!” Dio roared, his body covered in burns, scrapes and wounds as his once magnificent outfit was now torn and dirtied.

Ah, I get it. Dio was just recreating his experience when Odin threw him like a football.

“D-Dio, welcome back her—Yaaahhhh!” Kubota walked out to the man, only to cry out in fear as he was pushed into a nearby table, surprising the other lieutenants.

“You tried to kill me, you fuck!” Dio pointed at Tayama, the older man deeply pissed off that Dio was still alive.

“So what if I did? You were after my prize…” Tayama hissed, waltzing over to Dio as the two men locked eyes with each other.

“It’s the only defining character trait I was given.”

“I married your “prize”, therefore you lose.” Dio smirked, tipping his tattered tophat.

“Yet you diched her after she got pregnant, forfeiting her to the common masses.” Tayama retorted, with Dio gritting his teeth in anger.

“I-I was called out for a mission. I didn’t want to leave her, but I couldn’t let her know of my allegiance to Lady Tressa…” Dio stuttered, attempting to make excuses.

“Honestly, I don’t think you deserve her, Tayama.” Harvey retorted, his sane side resurfacing for a moment. “Between this pitiful display of ego-stroking, and the fact you often refer to her as a prize, it’s clear that she shouldn’t have to put up with a lowlife scumbag like you. Mind you, Dio’s no better but at least he’s not as intolerable as you are.”

Oh look, the author remembered that Two-Face had a gimmick, asides from cuddling body pillows. All that research in his debut chapter must’ve paid off big time.

“I’m not letting some ugly motherfucker and his hideous “wife” order me around.” Tayama hissed at the crime lord, a confident smirk on his face. It dropped a few seconds later as Two-Face re-emerged and pinned the tosser to the table.

“You wanna talk shit to me, you deadbeat motherfucker?! How about I dunk your face in acid, see how you like it!” Two-Face growled, retrieving his lucky coin. “Here’s the deal; heads and I burn your left side, tails and I burn your right side.”

“W-Which one is tails?!” Tayama cried out, gulping as he saw the crime boss toss his coin in the air. Using the opportunity to escape, he pushed Two-Face aside and made a beeline to the exit.

And the rest of the villains just stood there like mouth breathing imbeciles, because it’s par for the course.

“And where the fuck do you think you’re going, coward?” Dio inquired.

“Away from you lunatics and thieves. You will pay for trying to take my prize, I will get my prize, she is my prize, my prize, my prize, my prize only!” Tayama babbled, taking a deep breath. “I am done with you imbeciles, and that bitch Tressa.”

And here we have the height of the authors writing talents, and it fucking sucks. Having your villain constantly babble about “muh prize” doesn’t make them intimidating, it makes them look like a spoilt brat. I will admit that I am slightly intrigued by his spur of the moment decision to betray Tressa, I wonder if it’ll matter in the long run.

Spoiler: No it fucking doesn’t!


“Shut the fuck up, heretic! You will pay for speaking ill of Grandmaster Tressa.” Caesar hissed at the crime boss, who chuckled ominously.

“No, you will pay for getting in my way. I’ll crush all those tyrants fighting for my Tokyo, be it Krishna, Lucifer, Merkabah, Tressa, or any of those losers fighting for Ame and her band of witless tools. I shall lead the Ashura-kai into a new future, one where I rule over the world.” Tayama laughed maniacally, storming out of the room with the other lieutenants glaring daggers at his retreating figure.

“Oh so that’s how you wanna play it? I can’t wait to see your face when Tressa punishes you for your betrayal.” Dio commented to himself, a smirk forming on the mymidon’s face.

Let me guess, she’ll punish him via a five-hour speech on why you shouldn’t masturbate to Touhou porn.

Blaze Brigade branch of the Loyalist Army

Following the news of the attack on SOL Technologies, Astolfo and his gang had gotten ready to make an arrangement with General Nikita, following rumors regarding a potential raid on Tsukiji Kongangi. However, as opposed to meeting up at the Loyalist Headquarters, they were asked to meet up at the HQ of the Blaze Brigade, the military wing that dealed in the use of incendiary weapons. Upon arriving at the door to the base, Astolfo briskly knocked on it and was confronted with a girl who couldn’t be any older than thirteen. She had short blonde hair, bright blue eyes, and wore a puffy red fireproof hazmat suit that suited her slightly chubby frame.

Good to see that the supposed allies of our ‘heroes’ have no problem with employing child soldiers. At least I can rest easy knowing that they don’t create shitty gacha games, because only a complete monster would do such a thing.

“Can I help you?” The young girl inquired.

“General Nikita wished for us to meet her here; may you take us to her please?” Micaiah requested, showing the official letter to prove her story was correct. The girl smiled, opening the door and gestured for the heroes to come inside, with the group proceeding to follow her to the meeting room. A couple minutes later, they arrived at the room with the heroes being offered a seat, which they accepted.

“Well done Norah, you may sit.” Nikita informed the young girl, who bowed momentarily before taking her seat, the white-haired general turning to face a second woman. “Loretta, do you have a clue when Grazia’s gonna show up?”

“The commander shows up when she decides to show up; even with my role as the intelligence officer of the Blaze Brigade, her actions are a mystery to me.” The woman referred to as Loretta replied in a calm, if exasperated manner. She was fairly tall, with short silver hair done up in a ponytail, and amber eyes that were cold and calculated. Her outfit consisted of a crimson red, long-sleeve overcoat that bared her midriff, a black pencil skirt that had an open red skirt above it, and a pair of black boots.

Don’t know a single thing about her, nor do I care. What I will say is that her outfit is bound to cause some trouble when utilizing incendiary weapons, something even the child soldier picked up on.

“Let’s hope she doesn’t take her—” Blair began, before the doors burst open as a third figure entered the room in a dramatic manner. “…time.”

“Who else would make a dramatic entrance for the newcomers, then I, Grazia?” The newcomer declared boldly, pointing her thumb at herself. She was quite the gorgeous young lady, with her tall, curvaceous body, her long, luscious auburn hair and light red eyes. Her outfit consisted of a red long-sleeved overcoat that bared her sexy midriff, and matching trousers with suspenders. She also wore a red officer’s cap and black fingerless gloves as well as a black cloak. Loretta’s previously cold gaze had warmed up upon her leaders’ entrance, while Norah was eyeing her off like a devoted fan would to an idol.

Oh my, who could possibly be the author’s chosen cum rag this time around? Why it’s near impossible to figure out thanks to the subtle writing in this chapter.

“Ah, nice to meet you Grazia. I’m Ast—” The pinkette began, only for the redhead to snatch his hands into hers.

“Of course I know who you are; I attended your Duel Monsters class during my paid vacation.” Grazia grinned, shaking his hands up and down. “You remember me, right?”

“Well now that you mention it, I do remember you attending my class. You loved your flashy strategies, which had a surprising amount of ommph behind them.’ Astolfo answered, with Grazia laughing heartily.

Really? You two supposedly knew each other from high school, yet it took you two this long to recognize each other? Come on now, that just reeks of sloppy writing!

“It’s so good to see you again sir.” She cheered, lounging in her seat as it rolled back a bit. “So what’s the deets, boss?”

“The “deets” have to do with a proposed raid on Tsukiji Kongangi, with the help of Fujiwara and his Hunters. Now that Krishna’s forces have been weakened by Tressa’s surprise betrayal, it’ll be a perfect time to strike.” Nikita began, rolling her eyes over Grazia’s causal use of slang terminology. “And to sweeten the deal, an agent of the Divine Vanguard is stationed there, which should give Ame and her group another one of their precious relics.

Ah yes, the failed raid on the Divine Powers main stronghold, where we all got first-hand experience on how utterly useless Gaston is.

“Heh, about time we taught Krishna a lesson.” Boudica smirked, cracking her knuckles in anticipation. “Now I assume you want our help in return for your assistance?”

“You know me too well.” Nikita smirked playfully, as she proceeded to bring in a whiteboard with various bits of paper taped to it. “An agent of the MS Waifu Army by the name of Julia has launched an attack against the well-known Duel Academy, in the hopes of brainwashing the students to join her cause. Don’t worry, she has nothing to do with the Julia you know.”

Well no duh she has nothing to do with Reborn Julia. Next you’d be telling me that this fic can go fuck a cactus.

“Good to here; now I can make her pay for attempting to pollute Duel Academy with her filth.” Chevalier declared boldly, an act most unusual for the normally timid man. “No way will she get away with this sickening crime!”

“Seems you’ve got some guts in you, I like that in a soldier. Grazia will go with you to Duel Academy, while Loretta and Norah will join me in repelling an attack from Izabella’s forces.” Nikita went over the plan.

Translation: Let’s have the authors’ waifu-of-the-chapter come with him so he can jerk off some more.

“An easy assignment; Izabella was never one to come up with an effective strategy.” Loretta commented, a gleam in her eyes.

“Good; glad that you’re all in agreement. Now chop-chop! I expect some results on your end.” Nikita eagerly encouraged Astolfo and his group to get going, which they did so as to not annoy the commanding officer.

0000

Duel Academy, the most well-known institution that taught kids the art of Duel Monsters. What was once a place for learning and forming lifelong friendships has been reduced to a battlefield of chaos, as students faced off against MS nerdlings with various card games. The heroes had arrived just in time, only to be pleasantly surprised by what they’re seeing; the students were holding off surprisingly well against the nerdlings, who were panicking as they lost fairly easily, and had their souls consumed by Shesha. A few of the students recognised Astolfo and jogged towards him.

It’s nice to see that the students don’t need the heroes constantly watching them in order to win. All that said, I wonder what decks the nerdlings would use; probably decks along the lines of Sky Strikers and Trickstars, in which case how the fuck are they losing this badly?!

“T-Teach! It’s a relief to see you’re here to help us.” One of the students sighed in relief.

“I’ll always lend a helping hand to my former students; though it seems that you’ve got things covered pretty well.” Astolfo flashed a toothy grin.

“It’s not going as well as you think; while we’re mopping up the grunts with ease, their boss lady is making quick work of us. Her deck’s insanely powerful!” The second student cried out, pointing to the gymnasium. “She should still be in there as we speak.”

If the nerdlings are using top-tier decks and losing, then I firmly believe that Julia’s using the most powerful deck of all time; Beaver Warrior/Horn of the Unicorn beatdown.

“Don’t you worry, we’ll punish that loathsome vermin for tarnishing Duel Academy’s reputation.” Blair promised, her fists clenched in anger over the evil woman raining terror onto her cherished academy, with the heroes running over to the academy. Upon arriving at the gym, they saw Julia towering over the frightened students, her long blonde hair flowing erratically in the air.

“HAHAHA! I’ll convert you all to the Waifu Army, where you’ll be drained of all your money!” Julia (MS) smirked, her evil behaviour a complete opposite from the friendly Julia that Roland knows all too well.

And now we’re at one of the reasons why I dislike multi-franchise fics like these; authors pull hacky shit like this in the event that two characters have the same name. Still I never would have figured out that Metal Slug Julia was different from Reborn Julia; must be the comically evil threat she made.

“Not on our watch, fiend!” Roland declared, with the heroes confronting the wicked waifu.

“Hah, I knew you soy-infused assholes would show up to ruin my fun.” Julia (MS) smirked, eyeing up Grazia. “Well if it isn’t the leader of the Blaze Brigade; more like the Soy Squad.”

Oh boy, I forgot about all the “clever” soy jokes thrown around the place whenever we get thrown back to the Metal Slug girls.

“Petty insults are nothing compared to the power of my flames, and I’m more than happy to show you in a card game.” Grazia retorted, bringing out her duel disk, which was decorated in various flame decals.

“A card game? No matter, I’ll crush you and all the other soy-guzzling fiends who oppose the glorious waifu army!” Julia (MS) sneered, bringing out her own duel disk.

“Duel!” Both combatants declared, drawing their initial hand.

Grazia: 4000
Julia (MS): 4000


“Worthless soy-addicts like you have no right to go first!” Julia (MS) snorted in disgust. “I’ll summon Constellar Leonis in attack mode and activate his effect, enabling me to summon Constellar Sheratan, during which I’ll activate its effect as well, allowing me to add a Constellar monster to my hand.” She continued, with Astolfo raising an eyebrow at the woman.

Oh, she’s using a Constellar deck. While I have no personal experience with the deck, I will say that I love the theme/artwork for these critters.

“Pfft, how the hell did some loser like you manage to grab such a powerful deck?” The pinkette scoffed, crossing his arms.

“I stole it from the first soy-junkie I came across on this dump.” Julia (MS) sneered, eyeing up the young man.

“Stealing someone else’s most cherished deck; you awful, just plain awful.” Chevalier retorted in disgust, causing Julia (MS) to chortle wildly.

Normally I wouldn’t raise such a fuss about the use of stolen cards; but when there exists Yugioh cards that are worth hundreds of dollars, then Chevy-boy over here has a point in his favor.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a riot; where was this bravado when Beecham socked you in the mouth?” She sneered, with the petite blonde clamming up and glared at her. “That’s better. Now I’ll overlay my monsters to XYZ summon Constellar Hyades and end my turn with a facedown card. Try and beat that, Maiden of the Soy!”

“As long as you shut up about all that soy crap, I will. Now allow me to ensnare you in my flames!” Grazia boldly declared, swiftly drawing her card. “Nice, I’ll summon Salamangreat Foxy and activate its effect, enabling ne to do a bit of excavating.”

And now we have Salamangreats; one of the newest archetypes in the game. Like with Constellars, I have no personal experience with them, but from what I’ve heard they’re quite powerful, to the point where one of their main combo pieces is likely to get Limited.

“Hmmm? I don’t remember those cards being available yet.” Chevalier whispered to the group.

“Grazia was last years LINK VRAINS champion; those cards must’ve been rewarded to her for her victory.” Blair assumed, with Julia (MS) starting at the fiery maiden, an unimpressed look on her face.

“Hah, Salamangreats? More like Soy-lamangreats. Fitting you would play them, since the most well-known duelist who plays those cards looks like a soy addict himself.” Julia (MS) cackled evilly.

What? You’re not going to follow up with “Soulburner? Hah, more like Soyburner!” You had a golden opportunity for a joke, and you fucking wasted it. For shame, Julia (MS).

“I’ve met the guy myself, and he’s a far better duelist than you’ll ever be.” Grazia winked, causing Julia (MS) to growl in anger as the former finished her excavation. “Since I added this little guy outside my Draw Phase, I get to Special Summon Salamangreat Meer. But he won’t be around her for long, as I tribute it to forge the circuit and Link Summon Salamangreat Balelynx, enabling me to activate its effect.” She continued, adding the designated card to her hand. “Now I’ll play Salamangreat Sanctuary and forge a second circuit using Balelynx and Foxy to Link Summon Salamangreat Sunlight Wolf!”

“Enough with your damn soy cards and play some real shit!” Julia (MS) demanded, glaring at her opponent.

“Nahhhh, I like my deck the way it is.” Grazia poked her tongue out playfully.

“Bah, whatever. Besides, my monster is far stronger than your shitty little wolf.” Julia (MA) sneered, only for Grazia to chuckle lightly. “W-What’s so funny, you slag?!”

Your pathetic acting could be why she’s laughing. Seriously, couldn’t you be a bit more subtle?

“Oh nothing, just that by discarding my Salamangreat Spinny, I can give my Sunlight Wolf an additional 500ATK for this turn.” Grazia smirked, discarding her card as the flaming wolf let out an invigorated howl.

ATK (1800-2300)

“W-What?!” Julia (MS) shrieked, sweating in fear over what was about to happen.

“Furthermore, I can activate Spinny’s effect, enabling me to summon it from the graveyard. Additionally, Sunlight Wolf’s effect activates, allowing me to pick up a card from my grave and add it to my hand.” Grazia continued, pointing boldly at her opponent. “Now my wolf, destroy Hyades!”

The nimble wolf dove directly at the celestial warrior, destroying it instantly as Julia (MS) screaming in pain over losing lifepoints. Soon afterwards, Spinny curled up in a ball and rammed into Julia (MS), costing her more lifepoints.

Julia (MS): 2600

“I think I’ll end my turn with a card facedown. Your move…” Grazia smirked, angering the waifu commander, who was getting tired of this soy guzzler toying with her.

Much like how I’m getting tired of these one-sided duels where the enemy laughs like a maniac at the drop of a hat. I guess Stabby was onto something back then.

“I’ll show you…” Julia (MS) snarled, drawing her next card, before laughing like a maniac. “BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s over for you, you skank! I play Card of Demise, enabling me to draw five cards. Next I’ll summon Constellar Aldebaran and activate his effect to special summon a second Constellar Leonis. Next I’ll activate Leonis effect to special summon Constellar Algiedi and use his effect to special summon Constellar Pollux! Next, I’ll play Double summon to summon Constellar Kaus in attack mode and activate Photon Booster to increase Leonis’ Attack to 2000!”

“F-Five monsters in one turn?!” Boudica exclaimed, with her companions equally surprised.

Please, it’s only impressive if she uses them for XYZ/Link fodder, otherwise she did the equivalent of slapping her entire hand on the field before walking away to play another game.

“Kekekekeke…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I shall crush you for daring to oppose the Metal Slug Waifu army; go my minions, destroy every last one of her lifepoints!” Julia (MS) grinned maniacally, her squadron of monsters charging at Grazia like a crazed army, only for the Blaze Brigade leader to start chuckling under her breath.

“Gotcha…I activate my facedown card, Wall of Disruption.” Grazia coolly replied.

“N-NO! Not my monsters!” Julia (MS) cried out in anger, as all her monsters lost 800ATK for each face up monster on their side, with Kaus crashing into Sunlight Wolf and was destroyed effortlessly.

This could’ve been avoided if you had used any card that targets your opponents backrow and destroys it. Or if you had used your monsters to XYZ or Link summon, greatly diminishing the effect of Wall of Disruption. What I’m saying Julia (MS) is that you’re fucking stupid!

ATK (1800-0)
ATK (1700-0)
ATK (1600-0)
ATK (1300-0)
ATK (2000-0)
Julia (MS): 800


“I suspected you would overextend to finish me off as quickly as possible, so I used your rapid summoning against you. Mind you, it was kinda impressive to summon so many monsters in one turn, but I assume you stole that tactic from the original owner of the deck.” Grazia smirked, with Julia (MS) growling viciously in response.

“I end my turn…but I will defeat you next turn, you slut!” Julia (MS) hissed, with Grazia shaking her head in response.

You’re one to talk, Julia (MS). You’re outfit is one of the skimpiest in your damn game!

“No, I’ll defeat you this turn.” She retorted, drawing her next card. “But I’ll do it in style; I’ll forge the circuit with my Sunlight Wolf and Spinny to Link Summon the king of beasts; Salamangreat Heatleo. But that’s not all, I’ll use Monster Reborn to special summon Balelynx from my graveyard, before using Fusion of Fire to fuse Balelynx with the Foxy in my hand to Fusion summon Salamangreat Violet Chimera!”

“N-Now wait just a moment…” Julia (MS) stared to panic, backing away slowly in a vain attempt to escape her impending doom.

“Nope, I’ve got places to go and stuff to do, so I’ll make this quick. Heatleo, Chimera, destroy all her monsters.” Grazia commanded, pulling off a flashy pose as her monsters attacked the enemy, causing Julia (MS) to scream as she lost the rest of her lifepoints.

Now that. Was. Pathetic. Mind you, I wasn’t expecting much, but I wasn’t expecting things to be this damn bad! Julia acted like a hormonal buffoon throughout the entire duel, while Grazia was just ok. There was fuck all in the Constellar department, and the Salamangreat side only had the most basic plays to use. The only reason why I put this above the Gaston duel was the lack of illegal plays, but the difference is so damn marginal.

Julia (MS): 0
Winner: Grazia


“How…HOW COULD I LOSE TO A WORTHLESS SOY ADDICT LIKE YOU?!” Julia (MS) screeched, glaring at the heroes as they shook their heads in contempt.

“You really are a pitiful specimen you know that? Between your heartless brainwashing of young children, your allegiance to a bunch of psychopathic terrorists, and the fact that you and your friends presence has set back women’s rights by around 50 years, by making female-majority games look like oversexualised crap, it’s clear to me that you’re a menace to society who ought to be incinerated by my flames.” Grazia coolly retorted, eager to punish the loathsome specimen before her.

Holy fuck, again with these sanctimonious speeches! It was bad enough that she brought up the brainwashed children for the billionth time, but the shit about Metal Slug Attack setting women’s rights back is downright hilarious. You’re seriously telling me that this insignificant IOS game has the power to set back decades worth of progress regarding gender equality?! Fuck off with that paint-fume filled conspiracy that you and your little fangame friends babble on about!

“Why I oughta…” Julia (MS) snarled, before the earth rumbled and a familiar sight greeted the heroes, with Julia (MS) screaming in fear as she dropped her deck and tried to run away, only for Shesha to pick her up and bite her head off, killing her before consuming the rest of the body, giving the heroes a warning glare before disappearing back from wench it came.

I think I finally understand why Shesha doesn’t just eat the heroes; they’re protected by a set of plot armor that not even the stomach acid of a gigantic serpent deity can digest.

It was then that a young girl looked nervously around the room, before walking over to the Constellar deck and picked it up.

“M-My deck! Thanks for getting it back!” The young girl beamed at the heroes.

“No worries; we know too well how precious our favorite cards are to us.” Blair smiled at the child, before her pager started ringing. “Ah, we better head back to base. Perhaps once this whole mess has been cleaned up, we can have a dual against each other.”

“I’d like that, thank you very much.” The young girl smiled back, with the heroes leaving the arena and started the trip back to base.

Well that backdrop was entirely pointless; they could’ve fought in a dirty alleyway and nothing would’ve changed at all.

Blaze Brigade branch of the Loyalist Army

Grazia was posing boldly on the table, both Loretta and Norah eyeing her in awe and admiration, while Astolfo and his gang looked at her with bemused smiles on their faces. A few seconds later, Nikita entered the room and was taken aback by her sub-ordinates bold display.

“I take it the mission was successful on your end?” Nikita asked the pinkette.

“Yep, she impressed us all by defeating that wicked bimbo with ease. I’m so proud of my former student.” Astolfo smiled, his compliment catching Grazia off guard as a faint blush appeared on her face.

Which is all that’s needed for the two to fuck like rabbits.

“Y-Yeah, I did lead the assault on our enemy!” the redhead quickly regained her composure, hopping off the table and stretched her arms for a moment. “So how are things going on your end?”

“Not bad, but they could be better. While I’m somewhat thankful that Tressa’s betrayal greatly weakened the Divine Powers, all it means is that there’s another organisation out there that wishes to do us harm. Not to mention that we may be under fire from yet another organisation, this one even more mysterious that the other ones.” Micaiah explained her case, attracting the young general’s attention.

“I assume you’re talking about the Cult of Kosmos.” Nikita replied, greatly surprising the visiting heroes.

“H-How did you—” Micaiah sputtered, a few beads of sweat falling down her forehead.

Let me guess, again. A whole bunch of them ambushed her, talking about how they’re gonna profit off of Metal Slug porn before threatening to rape them.

“I’ve known about them for some time now. Unfortunately, I know very little about them, given how secretive they are. What I do know is that they already have several powerful nations in their grasp, and they plan on taking Japan once all the fighting here has ceased.” Nikita answered. “As much as it goes against all my instincts, I feel the best thing to do is focus on our current foes as opposed to chasing shadows.”

Yes, let’s ignore the faceless idiots and move on to more pressing matters. Like whether or not we’ll ever get to see Scarlett in a bikini.

“That’s just what Ame suggested a while back, seems the two of you are more alike than I initially believed.” Boudica smiled, crossing her arms before glancing at the watch on her wrist. “Well I’ll be damned, it’s a lot later than I thought.”

“No worries, I’m sure the boss is more than happy to have you stay over for the night.” Norah chimed in, looking at Nikita for an answer.

“I suppose I can do that; they did succeed in their mission after all.” Nikita answered, with the heroes sighing in relief over the act of convenience.

Good job Nikita, now your base is gonna be overflowed by food condiments.

“Thanks ma’am!” Chevalier smiled, with the young general nodding in approval.

“Good. I’ll show you to your rooms.” Nikita offered, walking outside the meeting room, with the heroes following right behind her, the Blaze Brigade trio watching them go.

“Today was a great day indeed, but I’ve got a plan to make it perfect.” Grazia smirked, a determined look in her eye.

“I’m the one who makes the plans around here; run it by me, commander.” Loretta chimed in, with her superior leaning towards her ear and whispered a few sentences, a fierce blush appearing on the silver-haired woman’s face. “M-My lady! How could you plan such deviancy?!”

“Relax, there’s nothing wrong with having a bit of fun now and again.” Grazia replied, walking towards the door and opening it, exiting the room. “If tonight goes according to plan, I’ll be sure to show you a fun time as well.”

Oh my.

She soon closed the door, leaving a red-faced Loretta standing there, while Norah was confused about what her two bosses were talking about before.

11:00pm

“Nyaaaahh! It’s about time I had a bit of shut-eye.” Astolfo yawned, stretching his arms and walking towards the bed when the sound of an envelope sliding underneath the door alerted the young man. Walking over towards it, he picked it up and opened it, reading the contents to himself.

To Astolfo

Please meet me at the door to my room, I wish to speak to you about something.

Signed Grazia


To those of you who correctly guessed who Junpei was going to fuck tonight. Then congratulations, you have the ability to connect the glaringly obvious dots presented to you.

“Huh, wonder what she wants to talk about.” He mused to himself, putting the letter on the bed and making his way to her room, walking quietly so as to not disturb anyone else. Around a minute later, he arrived at the designated location and knocked quietly on the door, as it opened slightly.

“Ah good, you’re here. Come in, come in!” Grazia urged him to enter, with the pinkette doing so. The first thing he noticed was the plush red robe she was wearing, recognising the brand as it was a favorite of his.

“So what did you want to talk about?” Astolfo inquired, with Grazia gesturing him to sit on the bed alongside her.

“It’s more of a proposal to be honest; how would you like to spend some quality time with me?” She proposed, wiggling her eyebrows seductively.

There’s a catch to your offer, isn’t there?

“Wouldn’t we get in trouble from your superiors?” Astolfo pressed further, with Grazia shrugging her arms.

“Maybe, but I’m not too concerned about that to be honest…” She replied, undoing her robe and letting it fall to the floor, giving the pinkette a view of her alluring figure. “So, are you interested?”

Well you weren’t the redhead/magenta-haired girl I was interested in, so I’ll pass.

Astolfo was amazed at what he was seeing; Grazia was wearing nothing but a red lace bra, and matching red lace panties that showed off her supple figure. Her breasts were nice and round, and her ass was soft and plump, which suited her slender legs. The pinkette immediately felt the sensation of his blood rushing to his member, his erection impressing the pretty young lady.

“Heh, it seems I have an answer.” Grazia purred, eyeing up his impressive bulge. “Ready when you are, teacher…”

“Oh, I’m more than ready to give you one last exam!” The pinkette grinned, stripping down to nothing but his white panties.

And now we’re gonna get schooled by someone who flunked their biology class.

Lemon starts here. If you don’t like it, you can skip it.

Astolfo gently pinned Grazia to the bed and began kissing her passionately, the redhead returning the favour in an attempt to best her mentor. Their tongues danced in each other’s mouths like flames flickering in the wind, a fitting metaphor for the commander of the Blaze Brigade.

At least she wasn’t a part of the kitchen staff, I’m thankful for that small reprieve.

The pinkette moved his hand to gently cup Grazia’s breast, the redhead giggling cutely in response to the foreplay, and opted to grip his clothed boner in retaliation.

“Ahhh…so good.” Astolfo moaned in bliss, his thick meat under the tight grip of his lover with the pinkette opting to unbuckle Grazia’s bra, exposing her big, supple breasts to the cool night air, the redhead giggling as the air brushed up against her smooth, perky nipples. The pinkette lowered his head and began suckling on the tender nipple, with Grazia letting out a quick yelp as a wave of pleasure coursed through her body, while Astolfo’s other hand began rubbing her smooth belly. “How’d you like that?”

“Haaaaahhhhh…how’d you know I like belly-rubs?” Grazia inquired, a tranquil smile on her lustful face.

“Well since you showed your midriff off, I simply assumed you’re a fan of tummy-rubs.” Astolfo giggled, resuming his nipple suckling but a bit more intense than before.

What kind of asinine leap of logic is that?! She shows off her midriff because she likes tummy rubs; by that logic, nearly everyone would have a fetish for face-petting!

“I-Incredible!” The redhead gasped, shivering at the sensation of Astolfo’s tongue sliding across her breast. Indeed, it seemed that she was enjoying her sensual massage, courtesy of her former teacher. However, a few minutes later, Grazia lightly tapped him on the head, informing him to cease what he was doing. “Perhaps there’s a way to improve my grades, sir…”

Should’ve used that trick while you were still in class.

“What on earth could you possibly be talking about?” Astolfo replied whimsically, with Grazia yanking his panties down in response, the redhead caught off guard by how large Astolfo’s cock was.

“My word…who knew you were this big.” She said, using her smooth hands to stroke the large meat that lay before her eyes, causing Astolfo to moan lightly. “Wonder how much of it I can fit in…” She mused to herself, inserting the tip of his cock into her mouth and began sucking on it.

“Yessss…that’s the stuff.” Astolfo purred through gritted teeth, his cock now nice and snug inside Grazia’s mouth, the bold redhead attempting to suck as much of it as possible, though she was only able to have a third of his cock in her mouth.

Just how big is his damn cock then?!

To make up of it, she opted to use her tongue to pleasure him further, her slippery tongue gliding up and down the smooth shaft of her mentor’s dick. The pinkette gripped her head gently, not wanting this pleasure to end anytime soon. Grazia opted to pick up the pace a little, intensifying the volume of her slurping noises which sent shivers of pleasure down Astolfo’s spine. “Oh my, you really know how to suck a dick, don’t you?”

“What can you say? I’m a natural!” The redhead bragged,

I’m surprised that you’re taking his implication rather well, Grazia. Most women would’ve slapped him in the face for that.

stroking the now moist meat and started licking it like a popsicle before a wicked idea formed in her mind. Pushing Astolfo onto his back, Grazia proceeded to lay on her stomach and wrapped her big breasts around the pinkettes dick, rubbing them up and down the spicy salami with Astolfo letting out a deep moan.

“God, yes!” He hissed through gritted teeth in pleasure, as his meaty pickle was nice and snug in-between the nice warm breasts of his lover.

What is it with the author and his lemons? Sometimes they’re the bog-standard shit that fanfic readers eat up like chocolate, like the Roland x Julia lemon. Other times they’re shameless fetish parades which the author inserts himself into, like the one with Rosetta. Does Junpei flip a coin to decide what type of lemon he cranks out when the time comes, or am I slowly going insane by the sheer repetitiveness of the situation?

“Good teacher…now for some extra credit!” Grazia smirked, sliding her breasts up and down the large penis to make her mentor cum buckets. Indeed, it seemed that it was working as Astolfo’s penis started trembling, pre-cum oozing out of the tip with Grazia taking a quick lick to experience the flavor. “Hmmm…a bit to tame for my liking. Hopefully the main course is a bit spicier.”

“S-Spicier?” The pinkette inquired, letting out another moan as Grazia changed the rhythm of her breast rubs, picking up the pace while she was at it. A few minutes later, Astolfo’s cock started shaking more violently as before, with the pinkette trying with his might to keep it all in. Alas, he was unsuccessfully, moaning loudly as the contents of his baby bladder was blasted outside his cock, coating Grazia’s face and breasts with the honeylike substance, the redhead scooping a small bit with her finger and licked it off.

What the fuck is a baby bladder?! I don’t know, but it’s fucking hilarious to read about.

“There we go, nice and spicy.” She smiled, sitting upright and taking the time to consume her lover’s goo. Astolfo eyed up the wet patch on her panties and in a swift movement, lowered them and buried his tongue into her crotch, licking the sweet pussy before his eyes. “A-Ahhhh! So good!” Grazia yelped in bliss, using her legs to pin the pinkette on the bed.

“A good teacher looks out for his students.” Astolfo mumbled, his nose pleasantly surprised by Grazia’s delectable musk.

Yeah, a good teacher looks out for his students by eating them out. I hope he gets a few visits from them while in jail.

His tongue probed her weak spot with ease, taking the time to explore each and every fold there was to explore, while his thumb was teasing her sensitive clitoris, the small cluster of nerve endings aroused by the stimulation. Thin trickles of pre-cum slowly oozed out of the moist pussy, with Astolfo lapping up the juices with his tongue and consumed them. “Mmmmm, tasty. I want more!”

He stuck his tongue deeper inside the dripping wet snatch, with Grazia sighing blissfully to herself, her hand running through the pinkette’s silky hair. Astolfo continued his licking for a few minutes before he noticed the slightest of shakes from his lover, indicating that she was on the verge of cumming. With a quick flick of the tongue, he pushed her over the edge and waited as her tabasco sauce flowed onto his tongue and face, moving his head back and watched the sauce stain her bed. “Hehehehe, and you said I was spicy.” Astolfo giggled, consuming the deliciously spicy sauce.

I too wish I can ejaculate a painfully spicy sauce from my nether regions, it’ll be a neat party trick.

“A spice lover like myself; I knew you were a smart man.” Grazia smiled, locking eyes on Astolfo’s mighty erection. “I’m still not over just how big you are.”

“I know; all my past lovers have praised the length and thickness of my seven iron.” The pinkette grinned, holding his meaty golf club in his hand.

“A golf club you say…?” The redhead chimed in, resting her back against her soft pillows and spread her slender legs. “Astolfo, would you kindly use that thing to smack my Andrew Ryan about?” Grazia purred, pointing to her moist vagina.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My sides are aching in complete agony from all the laughing I did after reading that line. I’ve seen some stupid shit used to describe private parts in a lemon, but never in my life have I seen some name their vagina after a Bioshock character. I have no idea what kind of fucked up roleplay session this is, but I so want in on it, just to see how crazy it can get in the end.

“Certainly; after all a man chooses, a slave obeys.” Astolfo agreed, gently inserting his meat into the soft pussy, causing both lovers to moan softly to each other.

“Go for it, teacher…” Grazia egged me on through whispers, encouraging me to begin thrusting into her warm love cave, my throbbing cock coated in her juices.

Love cave, whatever happened to that Andrew Ryan chap who showed up earlier? Oh an nice transition into first-person, jackass.

I moaned in bliss, my body welcoming the relieving sensation of slow, passionate sex after so long without getting laid. I soon resumed my nipple licking from before, lapping up what remained of my juices as the lovely redhead before me moaned cutely. “A-Astolfo!”

“Heh, you sound so cute when you moan like that…” I purred, leaning in closer to lick her soft neck, my hand caressing her soft breast. I soon opted to pick up some speed with my thrusts, with Grazia letting out a quick yelp before moaning once more, our bodies now covered in a thin layer of sweat. Around ten minutes later, an all-too familiar feeling coursed through my body, my mind knowing and preparing for the inevitable.

Odd, it usually doesn’t take me this long to kill someone with a golfclub. Must’ve been a rubber one.

“I-I may be close to cumming, but there’s no way I’m losing to you!” Grazia declared, using her will to tighten her vagina, causing me to yelp in surprise as my cock was constricted even further. Yet I wasn’t ready to throw in the towel and continued my rapid thrusts, my cockhead brushing up against her sweet spot, causing Grazia to moan loudly as she came, coating my cock in her liquid jelly, pushing me over the edge as I blasted my ADAM inside her at impressive speeds. Once we had finished, I pulled my pecker out and watched our combined juices ooze onto the bed.

Oh boy, Astolfo can shoot ADAM out of his dick. I wonder what plasmids he have; I hope it’s Enrage.

*pant* “Wow…that was amazing.” Astolfo panted in bliss. “You passed the test…Grazia.” He continued, before slumping backwards and drifted off into the world of dreams.

“Score one for Grazia!” The redhead cheered quietly, tucking herself into bed and drifting off as well.

The author states that the Tsukiji Kongangi raid in coming up, but I don’t think it can compare to this spectacular trainwreck of a chapter. This author has no business writing lemons after the surprise Bioshock roleplay he sprang on us, and the shit surrounding it was even more sanctimonious than usual for no apparent reason. I’m gonna sign out for now, while I contemplate on whether or not Scarlett would be impressed with my Handsome Jack.

Wow…what a nice lemon. As much as I wanted the duel to last longer, I cut it short since I really hate Metal Slug Julia. Not only is she incredibly annoying, but she besmirches the legacy of one of my favorite Pokémon Reborn characters. Don’t worry though, the next chapter will have a much better duel, since it’ll feature the highly anticipated raid on Tsukiji Kongangi, so you better stay tuned for that. Catch you later, my wonderful readers!

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter
The Ratcatcher
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
A quote from Project AFTER
Gorillagram only gets sexual stimulation from playing Pokemon Reborn and its derivatives.
A quote from Andrew himself

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by ConcernedGamer » Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:58 pm

GorillaGamer wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:33 am
One thing I will point out is that the Dio in this fic isn’t the one from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, rather he’s the Dio from Zero Escape: Virtue’s Last Reward.
Yeah, the Dio thing was a swing and a miss on my part, having lost track of almost any and all characters as soon as they get introduced. But I'll say this much; my assumption made the fanfic better. This mess can be nothing but obscure, even to the initiated, where it is already starting out on a foundation of fan-games, with each new crossover making this story less comprehensible. The more you don't know about this fanfic, the more it makes sense, that's how bad it is.

I had prepared half a theory on the baby bladder stuff already, because it wasn't the first lemon I saw with those words, but then the sexualized Bioshock references happened. Is this author for real? Not only does he constantly write villains like disorganized and undignified frat houses in need of an adult, not only does he push preachy characters whenever he feels like it because subtext doesn't exist, now he has to one-up every single instance of misconstrued food-references in his shitty lemons, by using a game reference to lead to the meeting of genitals in what I assume was meant with intent to arouse. And he does this by referencing a highly tumultuous moment in video game history, wherein a man willingly commands his mindcontrol-triggered biological son to beat him to death to prove his ideology, where the player by the point of plot-twist was rendered incapable of doing anything about it. And then the brain-dead fuck-wad concludes his golf club compared tallywacker shoots ADAM too, I literally couldn't count his brain cells on two hands it's that dumb.

By the way, the baby bladder I assumed first was a "baby batter" misspelling, but now I can only conclude from the idiocy and the sentence structure, that the author is literally calling the testes for bladders that contain baby material.

I can't even say 'nothing will surprise me anymore', because there are still chapters left of this damn fanfic.

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by StabbyKobold » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:44 pm

Juvenile. That's this fanfic in a single word. Everything from character portrayal, driving motivations, and plot devices, to the humor, sexual euphemisms, and general writing style. All of it juvenile.

To answer the question you posed long ago, pardon the delayed answer, the characters that stand out to me are as follows:
- Astolfo, because he's one of the cock puppets the author employs to live out his sexual fantasies, when not splicing in his clearly separately written sex scenes under the excuse of virtual reality simulation.
- Tayama, for being the most one-note character in a villain gallery of bland, forgettable, and uninspiring people.
- Ame, merely by virtue of being mentioned every chapter as the front figure of the Pokémon Fangames.

Those are the characters I remember most, only they aren't characters. None of the entities in this fanfic are. They are merely templates, mannequins with sticky notes bearing names and clothing descriptions, acting out roles that anyone else could fill, because character traits are decided by the plot rather than the other way around. From moment to moment, I don't care who anyone is, because I know that Character A will win against Character B, because Character A is on the good guys side. How do I know that? Because Character B is either a blustering idiot who laughs evilly merely to indicate their status as an evilly evil person, or Character B is a collection of brainless cannon-fodder, who couldn't duel much less fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Oh, and the author will outright tell us who is the heroes and who is the villains, so fuck moral ambiguity and subtle writing. Julia (MS NOT ON THE HEROES SIDE, GUYS!) only proves my fucking point. Goddamn, I hate this story.

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:04 am

Thank you all for your comments, now to respond to a couple of them.

@ConcernedGamer: I figured that you’d be taken aback by the absurdity of the Bioshock references in the lemon, given your history with the franchise. That said, I checked ahead in the later chapters and it doesn’t seem like the author added any more video game references to his lemons, so let’s hope that previous lemon was a one-off instance.

@StabbyKobold: I agree with you in how they’re too many characters to keep track of. Luckily, it seems that the author plans on making things a little easier by shifting focus to Astolfo’s group, and his pet faction, the Angels of Aevium.

Well after that disaster of a chapter, we’re about to go in deep as the author gets back on track in his Shin Megami walkthrough, by initiating the first raid on Tsukiji Kongangi. It’ll be messy, but a lot better than that last fucking chapter.


A short author’s note, but I wanna get this chapter started as quickly as possible, since it’s gonna be one hell of a ride!

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 36: The end of the Divine Powers?

Hunters Association HQ: Two days later

The atmosphere in the room was abuzz with the sound of chatter from dozens of hunters, all asking each other regarding the purpose of this sudden meeting. Included among the crowd were Astolfo and his gang, with Ame and Nora tagging along in the hopes of rescuing Damien from Krishna’s grasp, the former of the two having a good idea what the meeting was about.

I see. Mind telling all the clueless hunters then? I’m sure they’ll appreciate the info.

A couple minutes later, Fujiwara and Skins entered the room and made their way to the front of the room, with everyone present paying rapt attention to them.

“Thank you all for coming, my apologies for the sudden meeting.” Fujiwara apologised to the crowd. “As you may have heard, the Divine Powers suffered a major loss when Tressa openly expressed her betrayal to the world, revealing his master plan in the process. Though this means we’re up against another enemy faction, at least they crippled the Divine Powers for us.”

“Krishna’s so caught up in damage control that we’ve been able to reclaim several districts from his grasp. I think it’s about time we put a stop to him once and for all!” Skins called out, with the hunters yelling and hollering in ecstasy. “As we’re speaking, Flynn and Isabeau are busy rallying up the strongest hunters around to prepare for an all-out assault on Tsukiji Kongangi.”

Uh-huh. So are the angels and demons helping out, or are they going to have more ineffectual shouting matches chock full of shitty insults?

“But it’s not all good news, the angels heard about our planned assault; that damned Toiletbowl wants its samurai to hog all the glory. I have faith that all of you will prevail in the end and give the angels a run for their money.

Well that answers my question. Hold the phone…Chapter 29 had Navarre spill the beans about a potential raid after getting tortured; was that all a lie and the angels have been sitting on their asses for who knows how many weeks? Because that explains their overall lack of presence.

That is all for now, you may leave to prepare.” Fujiwara concluded, with the hunters giving him one last cheer before leaving to prepare for the assault, as Astolfo and his group opted to discuss a few things with the two men.

“Nice speech, a shame that Toiletbowl’s trying to ruin our fun. But enough about that, why’d you call us here?” Astolfo inquired.

Just use some cheap toilet cleaner if it’s gonna be that much of a nuisance.

“We need you to sneak in the temple itself and take out the Divine Powers, while they’re distracted by Flynn’s assault. I heard rumors that one of you managed to infiltrate the temple a while ago.” Fujiwara informed them.

“Yeah, that’ll be me. It wasn’t that much of an infiltration, so I doubt my knowledge will be that helpful.” Sothe admitted, sheepishly scratching the back of his head.

It was a raid that only served one purpose; to shill the fuck out of the authors merchant waifu.

“Any intel is better than no intel.” Skins replied. “You’ll be joined by our 3rd highest ranking hunter, a young protégé by the name of Nanashi; he’s got plenty of experience dealing with demons.” The muscular man continued, gesturing at a young kid, no older than 15 to join them.

“Ah…you must be those Starlight Studio fellas…nice to meet you.” Nanashi introduced himself, a creepy smirk on his face, his glowing green eyes locked onto the heroes.

How subtle…he’s probably gonna be a major protagonist, folks.

“Y-Yeah…nice to meet you.” Chevalier replied nervously, a little taken aback by Nanashi’s confrontational tone. “So what do you suggest we do?”

“Hahahahaha! I happen to know of a secret route to the tunnels under Tsukiji Kongangi. We can go through there and catch Krishna off-guard, putting an end to that tosser once and for all.” Nanashi explained, giddy with his plan.

“Nice; we can get the drop on him and watch the samurai act like complete fools in the process!” Boudica voiced her support but was met with Nanashi’s look of disapproval.

“No, no. We’ll use their leader as a scapegoat, I’ve worked with that pompous braggart before.” Nanashi suggested, smirking that same creepy smirk. “Oh have I got plans for him…” He chuckled, walking away from the group to do his own business.

I bet they’re such wonderful plans he’s dreaming up, like throwing puppies into boiling wat—soft blankets. Yeah, that’s it.

“He seems charming…” Ame told the two leaders, though the heroes could tell she wasn’t being truthful. “That said, would you have any issues if we tried bringing Damien back with us? We’ve got something he’ll want to see.”

“Fine by us.” Fujiwara answered, taking a small sip of coffee. “I assume you want to show him what really happened to his mother?”

“Yes, turns out Jaern forged her death certificate; Audrey isn’t dead.” Nora answered. “I’ve got a few friends searching the region for any signs of her.”

How convenient. Speaking of Damien, whatever happened to that plot point about him being buddy-buddy with the Fiends? The author probably forgot about that, alongside the Dawn Brigade and Plasma Tech.

“That’s good to hear; taking Krishna’s Godslayer away from him will be salt in the wound, I love it.” Skins chuckled, crossing his arms. “I assume you have no issues with the plan.”

“No, none at all.” Micaiah answered curtly.

“Good, then you may leave to prepare. However, we would like Ame and Nora to stay behind so they can help monitor the assault with us.” Fujiwara informed the heroes.

“I can live with that; the rest of you may leave to prepare for the assault.” Ame agreed, dismissing Astolfo and his group so they can prepare for tomorrow.

Tsukiji Kongangi: The very next day

The heroes arrived at the scene and were witnessing the definition of chaos; from all sides they could see hunters fighting against agents of the Divine Powers, with the angels and demons joining in on the slaughter. The streets were caked in so much blood, that it’ll be nigh impossible to clean.

At the very least, it’ll be a neat tourist attraction.

“O-Oh my…” Chevalier squeaked to himself, resisting the urge to vomit on the spot. “We should get a move on as soon as possible.”

“Y-Yeah…I don’t wanna watch this any longer than I have to.” Blair agreed, her face paling at the gruesome spectacle.

“Oh please, I thought you lot were made of sterner stuff.” A hasty voice called out, a familiar figure walking up to them, with Nanashi gazing at the newcomer.

“Ah, Gaston…I was wondering when you’d show up.” The young man commented casually, irritating the samurai.

And here comes Gaston, no doubt caricatured into a complete buffoon for the sake of bashing, never mind the fact that the author was salivating over him in his debut chapter.

“Oh shut your trap! I’m not letting you steal MY glory again. I shall be the one who ends the Divine Powers, while you lot can act as my cheerleaders, it’s a most prestigious honor I’m bestowing onto you.” Gaston retorted, puffing his chest out.

“Whatever keeps you up at night…” Boudica commented snidely, making sure the pompous braggart didn’t hear it. “Anyway, where was that secret route you mentioned earlier, Nanashi?”

“See that statue over there?” The young man pointed to a bronze statue of a four-armed deity besides the bridge. “Press the plaque hard enough, and the statue’ll move, revealing the hidden entrance.”

You’d think Krishna would’ve done something about that entrance, but I guess he kept it open in the event that someone seeks to invade the temple for shits and giggles.

“Is that so…?” Gaston inquired, grabbing Sothe by the scruff of his neck and pushing him towards the statue. “You; do what the kid says, now.”

“Ok, ok. No need to push me.” Sothe snapped at the samurai, who snorted in response.

“I would do it, but the entrance could be booby-trapped. And out of all the people here, YOU’RE the most disposable.” Gaston repled coldly, with Sothe grumbling to himself before pressing down on the plaque.

Eh…I don’t know who’d be the most disposable of the group. I’d say it’ll be Roland, since he really doesn’t do anything asides from salivate over Serra.

The statue creaked and groaned as the base slowly shifted away, revealing a trapdoor on the ground. “Huh, it wasn’t booby-trapped…guess that’s good I suppose.”

“It’s a damn good thing there was no trap; if Sothe had gotten injured, or worse, I’ll end your miserable life!” Micaiah snapped at Gaston, glaring dangerously at him.

“No need to get angry; the boy is still alive, though I question why you care so much about some street rat.” The samurai sneered, marching towards the trapdoor and opened it, climbing down below to the underground tunnels. Astolfo and his group wearily looked at one another, before opting to follow Gaston down the ladder, with Nanashi following behind them, closing the door once he was down.

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As one would expect from a series of underground tunnels, they were dark, damp and cramped. The heroes had to get on their hands and knees to crawl through the tunnels, with Gaston moaning about how his uniform’s all dirty now. Nanashi continued to dawdle behind, something which the heroes found somewhat odd.

That kid was always a slacker, I tell you what.

“Any reason why Nanashi’s falling behind? I don’t wan the guy to get lost down here.” Roland inquired.

“Perhaps his teenage hormones got the better of him, and he’s deciding to check us out.” Boudica suggesting, wincing slightly as she felt the sensation of wet moss rub up against her hand. “I swear if he tries something, I’ll put a boot up his ass.”

“Well if he wants to see some ass, I’ll be more than happy to indulge him.” Astolfo giggled, lifting up his skirt so that everyone behind him got a good look at his juicy backside.

I see the author still hasn’t had his fill of ass yet.

“Compose yourself, you degenerate pervert!” Gaston snapped, the young man in a foul mood.

“Why, you jealous about how much nicer my ass is than yours?” The pinkette teased, causing the samurai to splutter in rage while Blair chuckled loudly in response. “Hey look, we’re almost out of these tunnels!”

“About time, I’m getting tired of crawling around like a rat.” Sothe sighed in relief, as the group emerged from the tunnels and appeared in what looked like an underground arena, with several caged doors lining the walls. “Where are we…?”

Ancient Rome. I doubt Boudica’s gonna like it, but it is what it is.

“Ohohohohoho! It’s your new grave, sonny!” the voice of an old man echoed throughout the arena, as a demon appeared out of nowhere and confronted the heroes. “Well, it’s been quite some time since we last met, eh?”

“Zhong Kui! It’s about time we dealt with you.” Micaiah declared boldly, pointing at the demon. “You will pay for brainwashing Damien that day!”

“Oh I didn’t brainwash him, I just showed him his mother’s death certificate. No deceptive practises whatsoever.” The demon countered the accusations.

Yet that was all it took to convince the young man to join your gang. I’m not saying it’s a bad plan or whatever, but it needed a bit more thought put into it.

“Oh yeah? Then what do you say about this?!” The silver-haired maiden retorted, showing him copies of the proof Ame showed her the other day. Zhong Kui stepped closer and took a closer look at the documents, before handing them back to Micaiah.

“Huh…guess I was lied to that day. Ah well, it still doesn’t change anything whatsoever. I shall put a stop to you right here, right now.” Zhong Kui declared, bringing out his duel disk.

“My master, who I put my faith and trust in, lied to me. Ah well, it doesn’t matter; let’s play some card games!”

“If it’s a challenge you want, it’s a challenge you’ll get! Chevalier stepped up to the plate, bringing out his own duel disk. “If I win, you’ll hand over the Relic you stole from us that day!”

“The Diamond Earring…? Alright then, guess there’s no harm in wagering it if it’s a duel that you can’t win.” Zhong Kui agreed to the terms, a confident smirk on his senile face.

“Duel!” Both combatants called out, drawing their opening hands.

Chevalier: 4000
Zhong Kui: 4000


“Allow me to make the first move; I’ll set a monster facedown and end my turn with a card facedown.” Chevalier calmly replied, leaving everyone surprised at his barebones turn.

Well that was disappointing, more so that that Melia x Venam lemon the author wrote in his other fic, and no, I’m not talking about his Rejuvenation fic.

“Guess he must’ve bricked hard…” Sothe suggested.

“And what was that pitiful display?! I could’ve wiped out that demon on the very first turn!” Gaston snorted, disgusted by the pitiful display he just witnessed.

Ah, you must have some degenerate FTK deck in your possession. No wonder everyone hates you.

“Ohohohohohoho! I wouldn’t be sure about that. It’s my turn.” Zhong Kui chuckled, drawing his card. “I’ll activate my newly acquired Diamond Core of Koa’ki Meiru, enabling to add any Koa’ki Meiru card of my choice. And I’ve got the perfect choice for the situation; Iron Core Specimen Lab.” The demon continued, activating his field spell.

“Uh-oh…this is not good. Not good at all.” Astolfo paled, upon the field getting transformed from an arena, to a dark, underground laboratory.

“Hmmm? Is something the matter?” Boudica inquired.

“Koa’ki Meiru is a powerful deck, designed to counter decks that heavily rely on LIGHT and DARK monsters; some of those archetypes include Dark World, Vampire, D/D/D, Lightsworn, Blackwing, Prophecy—” Astolfo began his explanation.

Ah yes, I remember them. They were a formidable foe in the TCG, and a complete pain in Duel Links. Good times.

“My god, this guy can theoretically sweep us all!” Sothe exclaimed, with Gaston snorting in response.

“Pah, my deck has no reason to fear such trivial garbage.” He snorted arrogantly.

“Not exactly; they can also sweep your Vylons without breaking a sweat.” The pinkette giggled, with the samurai glaring at him in response.

“Where was I? Oh yes, I’ll summon Koa’ki Meiru Urnight in Attack Mode, and activate his effect to special summon Koa’ki Meiru Crusader.” Zhong Kui continued, with the bulky warrior shuffling from one of the lab chambers to a designated monster zone next to the armoured centaur. “Now I’ll have Crusader destroy your facedown monster, attack!”

The armoured knight barrelled towards the facedown, monster, plunging its sword through it as a spectral wolf emerged from it and attacked Urnight, the centaur groaning in pain as it was destroyed. “Thanks, Ryko. Your sacrifice won’t be in vain.” Chevalier smiled, milling the designated cards. “And what a surprise I’ve got here; thanks to her effect I can summon Felis, Lightsworn Archer in Defense Mode!”

“Hoo-he! That’s quite the comeback, sonny.” The deity chuckled heartily.

“You activated your cards’ effect to destroy my monster and special summon yours.” Comeback of the ages, everyone!

“Crusader’s effect activates, enabling me to reclaim any Koa’ki Meiru card from my graveyard, like my Diamond Core. Then I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn.”

“I assume you know about your monsters’ drawbacks?” The petite blonde inquired.

“Indeed I do; in fact it’s what my skill’s about, sonny. Behold, Emergency Core Repairs!” Zhong Kui boldly declares, his deck glowing a faint white. “Whenever I’m required to pay maintenance cost for my Koa’kis, I can send or reveal cards from my deck as well as my hand, like so…” He continued, revealing a second copy of Crusader from his deck.

Nothing like a skill that nullifies the decks main weakness, that being the reliance of having a decent hand to pay your monsters’ maintenance cost.

“Unbelievable…he has a skill that circumvents the decks main weakness.” Micaiah muttered, curious on how Chevalier will respond to this new development.

“Not bad, but I’ve got plenty of trick up my sleeves. I draw.” Chevalier called out, drawing his next card. “I’ll summon Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner and activate her effect. By discarding a card, I can summon another Lightsworn monster, like the one I just discarded; Aurkus, Lightsworn Druid!”

The graceful woman uttered a prayer, with the stocky man rising up from the grave, clutching his book firmly, with the gears slowly clicking in Chevalier’s mind. “Then I’ll play my trap card Sixth Sense; my numbers will be 2 and 6, thank you very much.”

Sixth Sense?! One of the most broken cards in the entire damn game, and the hero plays it as if it’s not forbidden? What the hell are the heroes gonna play when dueling Krishna, fucking Yata-Lock?!

Intrigued by the bold play, Zhong Kui activated the digital dice on his duel disk and rolled it, a 2 showing up as the result. “Heh, lucky guess.”

“Oh it wouldn’t have mattered anyway; now allow me to show you my newest friend. I’ll tune Aurkus and Lumina to Felis in order to Synchro Summon the mighty Ascension Sky Dragon!” Chevalier boldly declared, the majestic dragon descending onto the field and let out a mighty roar.

“Wow…when’d you get that kickass dragon?” Blair inquired, staring in awe at the massive beast.

His ass. It’s a suitable storage place for situational cards.

“I’ve had this for a while now, but added it into my Extra Deck recently. If you want, we can do a bit of trading after all this is done.” Chevalier answered, flashing her a peace symbol with the young girl accepting the proposal.

“Heh, that’s a neat card you got out there. Can’t wait to crush it in battle.” Zhong Kui called out, eager to fight the powerful dragon.

“Oh you can try, but my dragon has quite the powerful effect; when it gets summoned, it gains 800ATK for every card in my hand at the time, and I count four.” The blonde man began.

If an ATK boost that’s reliant on how many cards you have in your hand is powerful, then I bet you’ll shit your pants if you see a monster that’s unaffected by card effects.

ATK (0-3200)

“Battle! Ascension Sky Dragon, destroy his Crusader; Draconic Blast!” Chevalier called out, the serpentine dragon charging up a ball of energy, launching it at the warrior who was instantly vaporised.

Zhong Kui: 2700

“I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn. It’s your move…” The petite man smirked confidently, with the ancient warrior chuckling heartily in response.

“Hahaha! That was some attack you pulled off; which’ll make my comeback all the more spectacular, I draw!” Zhong Kui called out, drawing his next card.

The dialogue’s a little generic, but I’ll take it over all the soy shit that Julia (MS) rambled about.

“I’ll activate my facedown card, Core Reinforcement to bring back my Urnight. Then I’ll activate its effect to special summon Koa’ki Meiru War Arms from my deck, and normal summon Koa’ki Meiru Sea Panther from my hand, before tributing them to XYZ summon Number 103 Ragnazero!”

“A Number card?!” Astolfo gasped in shock. “Where’d get one of those?”

“Number cards? But I thought those were banned for being way too powerful.” Sothe chimed in.

Number cards, a set of 100 MacGuffins that drove the plot in Yugioh Zexal for at least the first half. What never ceases to amaze me is that it took five damn years just for the first 100 to get released in the TCG, despite the show finishing ages ago.

“Quit cowering like a child; it’s just a card!” Gaston snorted, impatiently waiting for the duel to end.

“Oh it’s no ordinary card laddie; by using an XYZ material, I can destroy a monster whose current ATK is different from its original ATK.” The deity retorted, as one of the energy balls dove into the fairy’s curved sword, with it firing a beam of light towards Chevalier’s dragon.

“Not so fast! I activate Sky Dragon’s second effect; if it were to be destroyed, it is returned to the Extra Deck instead, then I get to special summon all the monsters that were tributed for its Synchro Summon!” Chevalier retorted, the dragon disappearing in a ray of light, with the three Lightsworns making their grandiose return.

“How intriguing…but I won’t let you summon it on your next turn. Ragnazero, destroy his Lumina. Urnight, destroy his Aurkus!” Zhong Kui ordered, the fairy lunging towards the spellcaster and bisected her, dealing a decent amount of damage, followed up by the centaur crushing his foe.

Not bad, but you should’ve destroyed Felis instead of Aurkus, preventing him from following up with additional Synchro plays.

Chevalier: 2600

“I’ll set two cards facedown and end my turn.” The deity concluded his turn, using his skill to fulfil the cost of his cards, with Chevalier wiping the dust off his face.

“Better make a comeback soon, or I’m toast. I draw.” He mused to himself, drawing his next card. “I’ll activate Charge of the Light Brigade, a card I’m sure you’re all familiar with.” He continued, adding his chosen card after paying the cost, with two, massive humanoid wolves emerging from the graveyard and stared down their opponent, a vicious snarl etched on their faces.

“Now that’s what I’d call a lucky break.” Boudica smiled, with Gaston rolling his eyes in disgust.

More like a convenient break, with how sacky that mill was.

“Next I’ll summon Jain, Lightsworn Paladin in attack mode and use Monster Reborn to special summon Ryko, Lightsworn Hunter! But that’s not all; I’ll tribute Jain, Ryko and my first Wulf to LINK summon Curious, the Lightsworn Dominion, then I’ll follow up by tributing Felis and Wulf to synchro summon Light End Dragon!” The blonde man continued, milling a card with Curious’ effect, a second Felis being special summoned from the graveyard via its effect. “Next I’ll activate my facedown Back to the Front to special summon Jain, enabling me to tribute her and my second Felis to special summon Avenging Knight Parshath!”

“Now this is what I’ve been yearning for; a challenger giving me a run for my money!” Zhong Kui cackled with glee.

Well considering that this was your first duel in the fic, and you’re up against a protagonist, it was evident that they’ll be a challenge for you.

“I’ll be happy to indulge you then; Light End Dragon, attack his Ragnazero. Parshath, attack his Urnight!” Chevalier began, the two heavenly beings charging at their foes and destroyed them effortlessly.

Zhong Kui: 1900

“Now, Curious; time to end this—” the petite blonde began.

“I activate the Quick-Play Spell, Shrink. This ought to save my hide.” Zhong Kui called out, surviving the direct attack.

And you couldn’t have used it to prevent either of your monsters from getting destroyed by battle, why? No wonder you’re finding Chevalier to be a challenge; you’re playing like a complete fool!

ATK (2400-1200)
Zhong Kui: 700


“I’ll end my turn with a card facedown, during which, Curious’ attack goes back to normal.” Chevalier concluded his turn.

ATK (1200-2400)

“I must say, you’ve been the most enjoyable opponent I’ve faced in a long time. It’s a shame that we’re on opposing sides.” The deity mused to the heroes.

“Yeah, you seem like a nice guy despite your bosses being anti-fangame bigots.” Astolfo replied, with Zhong Kui letting out a quick chuckle.

“I myself don’t think your games are a hinderance to our plans, but who am I to question Krishna’s will? That said, I’ll draw!” He declared, drawing his next card and gazed at it. “Perfect…just what the doctor ordered?”

How convenient that this villain goes “Oh I don’t hate your fangames, I was just following orders.” It’s like you can see these plot developments from a mile away.

“Come again?” Chevalier inquired.

“Allow me to make the comeback of the century; first I’ll activate another Core Reinforcement to bring back my Urnight once more, using his effect to special Koa’ki Meiru Overload. But they won’t be around for long, as I tribute them to summon Koa’ki Meiru Valafar in attack mode. Furthermore, I’ll banish an Iron Core of Koa’ki Meiru to special summon Koa’ki Meiru Maximus, using his effect to destroy your Curious. Finally, I’ll activate Core Overclock to grant a 500ATK boost to all my Koa’ki Meiru monsters.

ATK (3000-3500)
ATK (3000-3500)


“Oh no…” Chevalier cried out in fear, with Zhong Kui puffing his chest out in pride.

Sorry Chev, it was nice knowing you.

“Time to end this; Maximus, Valafar destroy both his monsters!” The deity called out, with the two massive titans charging at the heavenly beings, crushing them with their sheer, overwhelming strength.

“GWAAAAHHHH!” Chevalier cried out in pain, as he was flung back to the ground by the resulting shockwave, before barely managing to get up off his feet.

Chevalier: 800

“I’m impressed you lived that assault. But it’ll all end on my next turn, it’s your move.” Zhong Kui called out, paying the required cost for his cards.

Or you could’ve activated Overclock’s second effect, discarding an Iron Core of Koa’ki Meiru to give both your monsters an extra 1000ATK, finishing the duel right there and then. Fucking hell, the misplays are off the charts in this chapter!

‘It all depends on this next draw…I have to win this, I must!’ Chevalier thought to himself, reaching for his deck and drawing his next card, quietly gazing at it. “I’ll activate my facedown card, Poison of the Old Man, in order to recover 1200 Lifepoints.”

Chevalier: 2000

“Pffft, what kind of pathetic card was that?! Surely you aren’t throwing in the towel to this demon?” Gaston inquired incredulously.

That’s all you’ve done so far; rant about how “lol, you’re so pathetic for not summoning five monsters with 3000ATK in one turn!” Fucking hell, between you and Tayama it’s like all Shin Megami characters turned into one-note parrots!

“Oh, it was a necessary step, especially when I special summon my Judgement Dragon!” The petite blonde inquired, a nervous expression appearing on Zhong Kui’s face.

“Aah!” The deity cried out in fear, recognising the dragon’s mighty power.

“I see you already know of my dragon’s power; guess I won’t have to explain it then.” Chevalier commented, wincing in pain from the lifepoint cost as the dragon unleashed a mighty roar, destroying every other card on the field.

Chevalier: 1000

“B-But that means—” Gaston spluttered, with Nanashi finally raising an eyebrow in a hint of intrigue at the duel.

Oh yeah, I forgot you were with us Nanashi.

“Yep, it’s time to end this! Judgement Dragon, lay waste to your enemy!” Chevalier called out, the massive dragon flying into the air and fired a massive beam of energy at the deity, who cried out in pain as his lifepoints dropped down to zero.

Zhong Kui: 0
Winner: Chevalier


“Alright! Way to go Chevvie!” Blair cheered, with the other heroes, sans Gaston and Nanashi joining in one the celebrations. Zhong Kui scoffed at himself in annoyance for his failure to stop the heroes, as red cracks soon showed up on his body.

Is it some ancient tradition for all demons who lose a card game to explode?!

“Ah…so this is the price I pay for failure…” He muttered sadly to himself, gesturing for Chevalier to come over to him, the deity handing him a small jewellery box. “Here, as I promised before the duel.”

“Thanks.” Chevalier smiled, checking to see if the earring was still alright. “Yep, just as it was before it got stolen.”

“I sense great potential in you and your friends, young man. Perhaps humanity can survive without gods and demons…but please, don’t let that Tressa lass go through with her scheme, or this all would’ve been for nothing…” Zhong Kui parted some last tidbits of wisdom, before his body exploded into millions of tiny pieces.

Good night, sweet prince. You were one of the more tolerable characters in this damn fic.

“Not gonna lie, I’ll miss that guy. He seemed to be one of the nicer members…” Micaiah commented to herself.

“Such is the price of war…” Nanashi interjected, pointing over to a door that just opened. “Now are we going to end this or not?”

“Oh I’M gonna end this; no way am I going to let any of you tossers steal MY glory.” Gaston snorted, running over to the door in a complete frenzy.

“H-Hey, wait up!” Astolfo called out, with his group quickly following behind as Nanashi watched them go, a sinister smirk on his face.

“Hehehe…it’s time to spring the trap.” He muttered, his eyes glowing bright green.

I’d ask you all who saw this coming, but I’m pretty sure that you all did.

Tsukiji Kongangi: Ritual Room

The room was small, dark and incredibly musty, as if it hadn’t been used for several years. Standing upright in the rooms center, Damien was tied to a wooden cross, crucified for some odd reason, a look of confusion and fear on his pale face, the young man weak from hunger. Meanwhile, Krishna was frantically pacing up and down the room with his co-patriots eyeing him up wearily.

“This is absurd! How is he not attaining his true form?! I followed the ritual to the letter, even going above and beyond, but nothing’s happening!” Krishna ranted, kicking an empty box aside. “Between Tressa’s betrayal, and this botched ritual, nothing’s been in our favour for the last couple days!”

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems that Zhong Kui has been bested by the fangame dealers; that makes it two relics they’ve reclaimed.” Maitreya added, with the Hindu deity snorting in disgust.

Ok, so it’s evident that they don’t want to lose the relics. In that case, what do you even need them for?! We got no answer whatsoever for their obsession with them, asides from “neener, neener, neener, we have your relics”!

“Great, just great. More bad news to throw onto the pile.” He retorted, bitter over the new turn of events.

“Fret not, the fangame junkies shall be slain by my hand.” Odin pledged, with the door to the room swinging wide open, the heroes storming into the cramped room. “Speak of the devil…”

“D-Damian!” Micaiah cried out in shock upon seeing his weakened form, turning to glare at the deities. “What have you down with him, you monsters?!”

“Him? Oh we tried helping him attain salvation, but it seems he’s resisting our noble efforts. That, or he’s not our Godslayer at all. Either way, he’s useless to us now…” Krishna casually commented.

If it took you lot this long to find out that Damien isn’t your Godslayer, then no wonder Tressa left your shitty cult.

“So you’re just gonna toss him aside after poisoning his mind with lies that you ordered Jaern to produce? Some “benevolent” deity you are.” Boudica scoffed in disgust.

“Your words mean nothing to us; we should be able to do anything we want to our worshippers; such is the law that all demons, gods and angels follow.” Maitreya retorted.

“Enough of your lies! I shall cut you down where you stand!” Gaston called out, pointing his spear at the deities.

“Do you want a—” Sothe began.

“Shut the hell up and stand back! This is my fight, I’m not letting anyone else steal MY glory!” The Crusader snapped harshly, with Odin chuckling at the arrogant tosser.

Mind if I join in, Odin? Because this shit is hilarious!

“I’ll be more than happy to take you up on your challenge. I shall determine if you are worthy of Valhalla.” Odin accepted, bringing out his Gungnir and pointed it at the samurai.

“…come again?” Gaston inquired, a puzzled look on his face.

“The highest honor for a warrior is to arrive at the gates of Valhalla upon their death. The fact that you don’t know about it raises questions as to whether you really are a capable warrior or not…” Odin answered, his stealth taunt infuriating the samurai.

“Grrrrr, I’ll kill you for that!” Gaston roared, his ego wounded by the taunt as he lunged at the deity in a blind fury. Odin effortlessly parried the attack, sending the samurai flying back a few feet, with Gaston charging once more, dodging the incoming attack and started striking Odin’s legs with his spear…but it was doing very little damage to the deity.

Well this is an accurate representation of the curb-stomping that happens in the game.

“He’s shrugging them off as if they were small flies…” Blair commented to herself.

“G-Gaston, let us help you!” Chevalier pleaded, the samurai ignoring his words.

“I told you, I can do this myself!” He hissed back.

“If you’ve got the energy to bicker with your friends, then you can put more effort into your attacks!” Odin called out, delivering a swift kick to Gaston, pushing him back a few feet.

Between his pitch-throw of Dio earlier in the fic, and his kick right now, am I to assume that he plays football in his spare time?

Enraged, he opted to charged once more at the deity, who dodged the attack and charged his spear full of electricity, before firing a bolt at the samurai, striking him dead on as electricity coursed through his body, the warrior letting out a cry of pain before collapsing to the ground, weakly kneeling before the deity.

“Ugh! I-I won’t die here…” Gaston hissed weakly. “M-My spear can still do something…”

“If you still think your spear can do something, then impale yourself with it, to spare youself the humiliation.” Odin told him, contempt in his voice as he soon uttered the worst thing a dying warrior could ever hear. “You, you are not worth of Valhalla…”

“No…No! I-I can’t die here…M-My Crusaders will…save me…” Gaston cried out weakly, before falling facedown onto the floor and left the realm of the living.

So long Gaston, you will NOT be missed.

“And as the humans like saying, you left him in the over for too long.” Maitreya lightened up the atmosphere with some dark humor, the heroes left utterly stunned by what they just saw. Though he was rather arrogant, they still thought that he was very talented and didn’t deserve to die in such a brutal fashion. Remembering what the came here for, Astolfo made a beeline for the prisoner, with Roland and Boudica helping him free the weakened Damien.

I guess they were too invested in the curb-stomp to pay attention to their objective, can’t say I blame them.

“Ugh…w-where am I?” The young man inquired, with Roland and Boudica hoisting him up on his feet, an arm around his shoulders.

“We’re here to rescue you; that and we’ve got some good news about your mom, she’s not dead!” Roland smiled at him, the white-haired youth’s ears perking up.

“R-Really?! She’s not dead?” Damien double checked with the heroes.

“Yep, you can double-check with Ame once we arrive back at base. I’m sure they’ll be delighted to see you again.” Boudica replied, the group of four walking back to their group.

“Yeah…I guess I should apologise for causing them all this trouble…” Damian chuckled weakly, with Krishna just noticing what was happening.

“H-Hey! Give me back my Godlsayer!” He demanded.

I thought you couldn’t give two shits about him anymore! Consistency, what the fuck is that?!

“Hah! That’s what you get for spreading your anti-fangame bigotry. We all know the real reason you hate them.” Astolfo retorted, poking his tongue out at them.

“Why you—" Krishna began, before taking a deep breath and starting over again. “Fine, you caught me. I opposed the fangames due to the amount of strong female characters in them; such empowerment is an insult to the old gods and everything we stand for.”

“Hah! I knew I was right; shame on you for brainwashing—” The pinkette began.

“That was sarcasm you incomprehensible bint! My god, are all the fangame addicts double-digit IQ mongoloids?! You randomly get outraged over such trivial garbage it’s a miracle you twits even know how to breathe!” Krishna ranted.

Well with how often Astolfo loses his temper over differing opinions, you may have a point there, Krishna.

“What’s the matter Krishna, fangame’s got your tongue?” A familiar voice echoed through the halls, with the deity in question immediately recognising the voice. What followed was the arrival of Nanashi, his eye’s glowing green as a sinister smirk was plastered on his face. “I gotta give my puppet some credit; he got that insolent samurai killed, makes my job easier.”

“You took your time getting here, Dagda.” Maitreya replied, with the deity emerging from Nanashi’s phone and stood beside his puppet.

“W-Wait, what’s going on here?!” Blair inquired, confused at the new turn of events.

“Isn’t it obvious? Dagda has betrayed the both of us; his followers got several hunters killed in an ambush.” Krishna sneered, with the heroes turning to face Nanashi, horrified looks on their faces.

“H-How could you…?” Chevalier inquired quietly.

Simple. He was turned into a comically evil villain for the sake of adding shitty filler to this story.

“Easy, Dagda and I concocted a way to deal with the Divine Powers and the Hunter Association once and for all; they were both in our way and needed to be dealt with. Of course, I didn’t expect the fangame peddlers to show up, but they’re naught but kindle to the Cult.”

“The Cult…you mean you’re with the Cult of Kosmos?!” Micaiah exclaimed, with Nanashi laughing maniacally.

“No, not quite. I’m referring to the Freedom Cult; a group that we founded in order to help humanity achieve true freedom, a universe where humans are not the slaves of gods, demons and angels.” The young man proudly boasted. “And if I have to destroy your fangames to achieve said dream, then so be it.”

Oh fuck me, not another cult! Let’s hope that this one isn’t full of rape-obsessed idiots.

“Quite the enthusiastic kid, ain’t he?” Dagda commented casually, with Odin glaring at his former comrade.

“Is this true Dagda? Are you really betraying the old gods for whatever scheme you concocted with this brat?” Odin demanded an answer.

“I didn’t betray you; after all, it implies I was on your side to begin with.” Dagda retorted. “Besides, we’ve got bigger things to worry about than pointless video games.”

“You insolent vermin!” Odin roared, pointing his spear at Dagda. “I will make you pay for your treachery against the old gods. We will ensure that you’re forgotten for all eternity!”

“You say that as if I care about being remembered;” Dadga ignored his former comrade’s rant, as the tv screen in the room suddenly crackled to life, with Jaern on the other end.

What the hell’s a TV doing in a room supposedly reserved for rituals? Is it for the sake of progressing the already slow as molasses plot along?

“K-Krishna…we need to talk…” Jaern spoke in his high-pitched voice, alerting the deity of his presence.

“Oh what do you want now?” Krishna inquired, clearly not in the mood for any more nonsense.

“I’ve talked it over with my comrades; we’ve decided to quit the Divine Powers and join up with Tressa’s gang. You haven’t been keeping up your end of the deal, so there’s no reason for us to stand under your banner anymore. Make no mistake, we will get revenge for what they did to us, without your help whatsoever.” Jaern explained, quickly shutting the feed off on his end, a livid expression appearing on Krishna’s face.

Damn, today has not been Krishna’s day at all.

“Ouch, that’s got to hurt…” Dagda rubbed some salt in the wound, with Nanashi looking back and noticing that the heroes were gone.

“Dagda, they left without us, no doubt ratting us out to the Hunter Association.” Nanashi informed his puppetmaster.

“Not a problem, we’ll catch up to them while Krishna’s busy. Besides, I know a way we can get out of this situation alive. You’ll just have to do as you’re told, kid.” Dagda replied, hopping back into Nanashi’s phone, with the twisted youth making the arduous trek back out the temple.

Well that’s it for this chapter. I do apologise if the commentary wasn’t as biting as in the last part, but there was less insane shit to wade through. Perhaps we’ll get some more interesting content in the next chapter.

Talk about a plot twist and a half; that was one hell of a chapter. I tried to imitate the botched raid on Tsukiji Kongangi from the game, but with a few surprises of my own. The next two or so chapters will be slow, but that’s just to build up for something major that I’m sure you’ll like. Catch you all latter, peeps!

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter
The Ratcatcher
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:10 am

In what seems to be a running trend with this author, we have another slow as shit chapter that serves little to no purpose whatsoever. However, as always it comes with its own brand of stupidity; enjoy.

It’s that time again, for more card game goodness, despite the fact that there won’t be any duels in this chapter, but you know what I mean. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter for what it’s worth.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 37: A traitor revealed

Throne of the Grandmaster: Palace of the Hegemon

How pretentious…you can tell that the author’s trying his hardest to make Tressa out as this omnipotent figure who makes the gods themselves cower in their boots. It’ll be cute, if the author didn’t fellate her all the damn time.

News of the failed raid on Tsukiji Kongangi reached the ears of the Divine Conspiracy; though disappointed that the Divine Powers weren’t exterminated for good, they were more than pleased to hear that they suffered immensely, especially with Jaern’s surprise announcement. Tressa has ordered a quick gathering with her Octoguard to put in any thoughts on this turn of events.

“If I may, I would like to input my doubts about allowing the traitors to join us after their betrayal; who knows when they’ll point their knives at our backs.” Big Smoke commented.

“Considering how we ourselves are traitors, it seems hypocritical to chew them out on it. Regardless, I do understand the point you are making.” Primrose casually replied, twirling her half-full wine glass in her hand. “The real issue at hand is Dagda; he had only made his first move and already the Hunter Association and the Divine Powers are panicking.”

Who, Dagda? The villain who just became one in the previous chapter and has had no contact with Tressa and her group so far in this fic. Sure.

“Dagda always was an issue in the grand scheme of things; you think he’d ally with us given our lady’s goals, but he chose to work alone.” H’aanit chimed in.

“He’s not the only threat; there’s also that Cult of Kosmos that’s been causing trouble throughout the world. Who knows when they’ll strike next.” Alfyn added. “I would suggest forming a temporary alliance with them, but it’ll cause us trouble in the longrun. What do you suggest we do next, my lady?”

Oh for fucks sake, enough with the Kosmos assholes already! You said that they wouldn’t show up until the sequel to this trash, yet that’ve been the only thing everyone’s talked about ever since their arrival.

“The fangame creators will have their hands full with Dagda and his puppet, giving us sufficient time to prepare our next move.” Tressa began, unfurling a large sheet of paper on the table. “I have here a series of plans that I initially discarded as they opposed Krishna’s goal, but since we’re not his puppets anymore, we can go to town on them. However, of the ones I accumulated, only two of them seem useful to us.”

Ah yes, I remember that poor excuse of a plot point from your debut chapter. It contained a lot of meaningless shit that would only pad this bloated shit even more.

“Hrm…your first plan is to simply shift our forces into the Kamihime Dimension, stage a takeover and usher in Ragnarök in order to wipe out all other universes. Interesting, but it seems highly implausible.” Cyrus said the first plan out loud.

“I figured it would be implausible; even if I did have the power to open up a pathway to the realm, we’d have to go up against 150+ Kamihime and I can’t say I like our odds of coming out of a scrap alive.” Tressa calmly replied.

Holy shit! Tressa isn’t completely infallible. And all it would take is over a hundred hentai characters based off of gods and demons to put her in her place. Wait, don’t tell me the author’s gonna have Kamihime characters in this fic; Junpei doesn’t need more fucking tugshot targets!

“I do have a way that we can make it work to our advantage; summon the individual Kamhime from their world and have them fight for us.”

“I like it, especially since they are blessed with the power of the gods themselves.” Big Smoke supported the idea. “But what’ll we do in the event that one of our followers decides to have their way with them?”

Ah yes, because lest we forget, every single piece of cannon fodder is some brainless dick on legs that only wants to rape everything in its path.

“The Kamihime would be granted permission to use lethal force in the event of an unwanted advancement.” Tressa answered, her eye’s shifting over to the second plan. “I do see some real potential with this second plan though.”

“Create our own Pokémon fangame, with or without assistance from the traitors.” Ophilia read it out loud. “Not bad, but how exactly will it help us out?”

Guess she hasn’t given up on Tri-Master after all. Point for consistency, I guess.

“Have you not seen how devoted the fans of Reborn are to it? They’ve formed an unofficial army, protecting it from critics and corporate law makers, not including that Astolfo and his pack of warriors. And that’s just one game; the armies of SEVERAL fangames, likely the ones made by Starlight Studios have joined forces to combat the Divine Powers.” Big Smoke began, a grin plastered on his face. “Imagine if we had that sort of fire power under our command; we’d be nigh invincible!”

Yes, where is this army that Starlight Studios can rely on instead of doing the heavy lifting themselves? Oh wait, I forgot. They made the Hunter Association, Nikita’s group and Commissioner Gordon their lapdogs.

“I’d take them over half the idiots we got clamouring in our ranks, especially that contemptable Tayama. On another note, did you know that he left the organisation and vowed to destroy Lady Tressa?” Therion drawled out.

“Like I’m frightened of that lowly weasel; I can break him in half as if he were a toothpick!” Olberic bragged, eliciting a chuckle from a few of the others.

Then why didn’t you do that earlier? It would’ve saved us all from several instances of that guy going “MUH PRIZE!!”

“Considering how much of a non-threat that tosser is, we can leave him to do his own thing.” Tressa stated. “I’m really liking the fangame idea, especially since I hired those supervillains from Gotham to nab the original copies of the games for me. Once I’ve got them, I’ll merge a few of them together to create super games, packed with twice the content, twice the story, and since this next one’s really profitable these days, twice the diversity!”

Alright then. Just be ready to receive twice the complaints from the insatiable crowd who complain about your games not being diverse enough.

“Well I like the idea, but I’m no game designer…ehehehehe.” Alfyn chuckled nervously.

“No matter; we’ve got the traitors on our side now. I’m sure they’ll help us out for a cut of the profits.” Primrose replied. “Furthermore, I can convince Plasma Tech to cut their deal with Starlight Studios and help us out. After all, I’m sure they have copies of the software in their databanks.”

“Hmmmm…I like your idea, Primmy. I’ve been playing Fusion Generation 2, and it’s a fun game. However, my merchant sense is telling me that I can make it much, much better. More fusions, more areas to explore, a more detailed story, heck I can even make up more Ultra Beats. I’ve got bags of ideas for a third instalment, and I’m confident that Plasma Tech’s CEO would salivate over them.” Tressa chimed in, chuckling to herself. “Ahh…this is gonna be great!”

Ultra-Beats? Are you hoping to put heavy metal music into a Pokémon game? Or is the author a complete moron who misspelt Ultra Beasts?

“Indeed, my lady. However, it’ll take a day or two to organise a meeting with their CEO. In the meantime, I’ll talk it over with the traitors to see if they’re interested.” Big Smoke informed his boss.

“That’s fine. Right now, we’ve got an encore to watch over. Oh boy, I can tell this would be great!” Tressa replied, a sinister smirk on her face.

Starlight Studios: The next morning

Astolfo wasn’t in the best of moods right now; he had been woken up from a most pleasant dream he was having and found out that he and his friends had to attend a trial that was set up by the Hunter Association.

Thank goodness we were spared a description of Junpei’s latest Serra-fueled wet dream.

“Remind me Boudy, why do we have to go to this trial? I just wanna sleep for the entire day after what we went through yesterday.” Astolfo complained, lounging about in the waiting room.

“We have to support the prosecution’s case regarding Nanashi’s guilt; he did tell us of his master plan the other day.” Boudica reminded the young man, the latter yawning loudly.

Ah, it’s that part of the game where Nanashi get’s tired for his crimes. This is gonna be interesting…

“Well couldn’t they have held the trial at a later time, I needed my z’s.” The pinkette replied.

“Look, here’s a Snickers bar you can have. You’re not you when your hungry.” The redhead commented, throwing a chocolate bar at the latter, who scooped it up and started eating it. “Better?”

“Much better.” Astolfo replied, back to his cheery mood.

Was that shitty joke an attempt to advertise Snickers?! Thanks, but I’d rather get my Snickers shilling from that Assassin’s Creed Pony, Alex.

A bit later, Chevalier, Blair and Roland entered the room and sat down with their companions.

“Oh, good morning you two.” Chevalier smiled at them. “Ready to see Nanashi hang for his crimes?”

“Didn’t take you for one who enjoys executions.” Boudica commented.

Evidently Chevalier grew a spine after crushing some deity with card games.

“Normally I don’t, but I received the news from Isabeau last night; over 20 hunters dead, with Flynn sustaining a serious injury as well. It isn’t life-threatening, so that’s a small relief, but that isn’t even the worst offence committed.” Chevalier began.

“Apparently the interrogators found out that Nanashi was responsible for releasing Krishna from his prison, in the ark buried under Kanda-no-yashiro.” Blair finished off her boyfriend’s statement, surprising the rest of the group.

“Seriously?! You mean to tell me this entire war we’re facing is all thanks to that little brat? Oh when I get my hands on him…” Boudica growled, clenching her fist tightly.

War? What fucking war?! All this story is, is a bunch of shitty gang fights staring sanctimonious heroes and braindead faceless rapists!

“Get in line; I ought to teach that shit a lesson in pain for nearly getting Ame killed back then.” Astolfo chimed in, before a puzzled look appeared on his face. “On another note, where are Miccy and Sothe? They’re usually up around this time.”

“Those two were pretty close together when they went off to their room last night. Call it a hunch, but—” Roland began, before the sound of frantic moaning echoed through the building. “Well I guess you got your answer then.”

Eh, Junpei needed to get his faps in somehow. Hopefully he doesn’t have either of them throw in more pop culture references for shits and giggles.

“I guess I’ll get them then, I’ll be back in a minute or two.” Astolfo replied, heading up to the source of the moans.

0000

“Ahh, ahh!” Micaiah panted in bliss from Sothe thrusting into her supple bubble butt, the young rogue sporting a lustful grin on his face. “Fuck, you feel so good.”

“I-I know!” Sothe grunted, his thick cock all snuggled up insider his lover’s ass as he continued thrusting into her warmth. “Y-You’re so tight; it’s phenomenal!”

“You’re so big, Sothe; It’s filling me up completely!” The silver-haired maiden replied, with Sothe thrusting harder into her than before “D-Damn, you’re pounding me hard!”

Instead, we get “blessed” with dialogue so shitty, that even the cheesiest of porn parodies would throw it in the trash.

The two lovers continued fucking each other’s brains silly, neither of them aware that Astolfo was spying on them, stroking his massive cock with his smooth hand. A few minutes later, the two lovers let out a unified moan, coating each other’s legs with copious amounts of steaming hot jism, as Astolfo blasted his own load onto the two lovers.

One of these days, creepy voyeur over here would end up getting his ass kicked for being such a disgusting pervert.

“O-Oh! Sorry about that…” Astolfo apologised sheepishly, stepping into the room with them.

“It’s all good; would’ve been better if it had been the three of us this morning, but there’s always another time.” Micaiah replied, as she and Sothe began wiping the sweat and cum off their legs. “So why’s you call us?”

“We’ve got a trial to attend; the Hunter Association are planning on punishing Nanashi for his crimes against humanity.” The pinkette answered. “The way I hear it, he’s most likely gonna hang.”

Eh, he’s a little young for that, but given how the government’s gone to shit in this universe, anything could happen.

“True, but I doubt it’ll be the end of him. After all, Dagda could just keep reviving him over and over again.” Sothe chimed in.

“I’m sure they’ll perform a ritual to seal Dagda before executing Nanashi, to prevent such an occurrence from happening.” Micaiah replied.

“I’ll let you two finish getting dressed; we’ll leave in around fifteen minutes if that’s alright with you.” Astolfo told them, exiting the room and closing the door, leaving the two to themselves.

Supreme Court of Japan

The atmosphere inside the courtroom was filled to the brim with raw, unbridled anger. Hundreds upon hundreds of hunters are seated in the pews, infuriated over the betrayal they experienced the other day, and had dark thoughts on what to do with the traitor; as the room was in the midst of final preparations, Astolfo and his friends reported their arrival to Fujiwara.

So were they able to loan out the building for their mock trial, or did they just take it for their own gain? The game had the trial take place in a small café, so why the author had to one-up the canon is beyond me.

“On behalf of the Hunter Association, we greatly appreciate your presence during this most trying day.” The bespectacled man expressed his gratitude, while a young woman wearing samurai garb went over the written testimony Astolfo and his friends presented for her.

“No problem; good to see that justice will be served for that vile traitor.” The pinkette replied.

“Hmmm…you just copy pasted the same story seven times, but with minute differences.” Isabeau noted, having finished analysing the papers.

Peak laziness; they were too busy playing Pokémon Reborn and rushed their statements at the last minute.

“Well what can you say; all seven of us were there when it happened.” Astolfo playfully poked his tongue out, punching the top of his head. “Anyway, we best get seated. Trial’s about to begin.”

Everyone soon got to their seats and waited patiently for the guilty party to arrive. A few minutes later, two hunters escorted Nanashi to the glass booth and threw him inside, locking the door to ensure he doesn’t escape, with the kid shooting them a twisted smirk. Most, if not all the hunters present glared daggers at the young kid, who was completely unapologetic for his actions.

Well at least he doesn’t give a shit about this; I can empathize with him there.

“Thank you all for coming; I apologise for the surprise trial, especially since we all wanted some time to recover from the botched raid on Tsukiji Kongangi.” Fujiwara apologised to the crowd, hopping up into the judge’s booth and initiated the trial.

“Let’s just get this over and done with.” Skins commented, not wanting to waste more time than necessary on this trial.

“Why do we even need a trial? The kid’s guilty as sin!” A hunter called out in anger.

“You got my friend killed, you bastard!” Another one shouted.

“It’s thanks to you that our saviour’s in the hospital; you’re gonna pay for this!” A third hunter threatened Nanashi, who merely smirked in response.

What, the hospital bill? I’m surprised there’s one still up and running in this post-apocalyptic world.

“Pffft, like I’m terrified of a bunch of peanuts.” The young boy retorted, with several of the hunters shouting in furore, only getting silenced by the sound of a fist slamming down on a wooden surface.

“Quiet down!” Skins demanded, silencing the enraged hunters. “Now Fujiwara, if you’ll proceed.”

“Thank you. I’d like to go over the testimony you wrote while we’re here. You said that you were part of a small band of hunters operating in the Kinshicho district. It was there you were ambushed by demons working for Luci—Faphand, resulting in the entire squad’s demise. You soon made a pact with the demon Dagda to come back to life and do his bidding. Am I correct so far?” Fujiwara began reading the testimony.

“Yes, but you forgot to mention that I killed those treacherous cowards, who all ran away when I called out for help.” Nanashi chuckled ominously.

Author, they died before Nanashi died. Stop retconning pointless shit to make your villains more evil.

“Nikkari would never run away from an injured comrade, you filthy liar! You killed him and the entire squad you murderer!” Isabeau snapped, the usually calm woman enraged by the false accusation.

“Heh, I guess you got me there. Killing them was my very first order; first was Nikkari as you said. I would’ve let him go, but he just had to play the hero. Next was that worthless tosser Manabu; my god was he so annoying, always going on about nonsensical conspiracies and that jazz. Which leaves us with Asahi; ohohohoho, did I enjoy killing her. The best part was when she begged for mercy, trying to use the “we’re childhood friends” card. I then proceeded to slit her throat.” The kid grinned creepily, sending chills down everyone’s spines.

On one hand, I want the kid to hang for essentially kicking off this dumb as shit plot. But on the other hand, considering that he killed the worthless, annoying, stupid, hideous, immature, selfish, disgusting and flat out useless waste of space known as Asahi, I’m willing to let him walk free.

“Oh my…” Chevalier gasped, fainting from the shock as Blair quickly grabbed him.

“…I see.” Fujiwara continued, struggling to hide his disgust. “As I was saying, after you were revived by Dagda, you received a request from Odin, masquerading as an old man to release Krishna from the ark under Kanda-no-yashiro, something you were more than happy to do.”

This doesn’t make a lick of sense; Chapter 20 had Hongou tell us that Krishna spoke to him ten years ago, wanting some research done on the morphogenetic field. In that same chapter, it was revealed that the Divine Powers have been around for 50 years yet have only started their crusade recently. Yet here Fujiwara is, saying this stuff as if Krishna was released a couple weeks ago, which fits in with the actual game. What the actual hell author, did you inadvertently bungle up the time frame in your Extended Universe fapfic?!

“It was all part of the plan; we free Krishna and act all chummy in order to bring the Divine Powers out of hiding, enabling us to hunt them down. Of course, our efforts were hindered by Krishna’s stupid war against those shitty fangames.” Nanashi glared at Astolfo and his pals.

“You—I’ll make you eat those words, motherfucker!” Astolfo hissed, lunging towards the arrogant kid, with Roland and Boudica struggling to keep him restrained.

“Settle down mate, you’ll get your revenge soon enough.” Roland grunted, the pinkette squirming about in his grasp.

“The pink-haired guy’s got a point; I wanna see him smash that kid to a pulp.” A hunter called out.

“You’re in league with the demons!” Another hunter pointed at Nanashi.

Thank you for that insightful comment, faceless hunter.

“Honestly, you fangame addicted tossers are what’s killing Tokyo. Rather than save the world from megalomaniacal gods and demons, you waste your time playing crappy games and spend hours talking about which bunch of pixels you want to fuck. Honestly, you all have shit taste in waifus.” Nanashi chuckled.

“Oh that’s it!” Roland snapped, letting go of Astolfo. “You mind if I join you?”

Admit to murdering innocent hunters and started a war: I sleep

Throw a passive-aggressive comment about Serra: Real shit

You can’t make this shit up if you tried.


“Certainty; the more the merrier I say.” Astolfo grinned, only for the two men to get bonked on the head and winced in pain.

“Honestly you two need to calm down and go about this logically.” Boudica sighed at them, the duo shooting pained glances at her.

“That about does it in my eyes; your verdict?” Skins called out, glancing over at Fujiwara.

“Nanashi, your treachery lead to the deaths of over twenty hunters, and the wounding of dozens more, including Flynn. This combined with the fact that you freed Krishna from his prison leaves me no choice; you are to be executed for your crimes, after we exorcise Dagda from your body.” Fujiwara declared, the hunters cheering wildly.

Well that was nice and quick. I’d inquire why Nanashi didn’t get Phoenix Wright to help him, but he probably got eaten by a demon.

“Yeah! You rock Fujiwara!” A hunter called out.

“Let’s gut the miserable little—” A second hunter grinned, before a small earthquake shook the building, the lights going out as a result. “W-What now?!”

“Hehehehe…Krishna’s seeking retribution. He’ll invade your hideouts and kill everyone inside. As for me, I’ve got other business to attend to…” Nanashi grinned evilly, breaking free from his chains and disappearing in a blanket of smoke.

If you could’ve turned yourself into a smoke monster and disappear, then why didn’t you do that earlier? It would’ve saved us all at least a few pages of inane shit.

“Goddamn it!” Skins roared, punching the glass window. “I’ll get that traitor if it’s the last thing I do!”

“Nanashi can wait; right now we need to save the townspeople from the Divine Powers and their army!” Isabeau called out, with everyone inside rushing out to save the day once more.

Palace of the Hegemon

The traitors were watching footage of the Hunter Association taking on the armies of Krishna, singing in disappointment upon witnessing the latter getting decimated by the heroic forces.

Pathetic…you couldn’t even have the demons die on-screen. Why don’t you do us all a favor, and stick with your Rejuv fic? The Melia-wanking gets grating at times, but I can live with that; this shit is fucking tedious!

“So this is what the Divine Powers has been reduced to; a collaboration between outdated deities and shameless porn peddlers. Pathetic…” Lin scoffed coldly, watching the chaos on television.

“I-It’s a good thing Tressa was kind enough to let us join her; she’ll even let us make her ideal game once she gets the data of the original build.” Jaern called out. “Of course, the Divine Powers also lost their Godslayer, though it does mean that my ruse has been found out.”

“It served it purpose, so it’s no longer needed in the grand scheme of things.” Zenith brushed the plan aside. “Instead, we should focus on remaking the games in Tressa’s image.”

Is she hoping for some Octopath/Pokémon crossover, with Blackjack and hookers? I can live with that; at the very least it sounds better than Sword/Shield from what I’m hearing.

“B-But how are we supposed to do that?! We don’t even have the required data to begin!” Professor Larkspur protested, only for the older man to start chuckling ominously to himself. “W-What’s so funny?”

“Just the fact that I already have the data.” Zenith chuckled, reaching under his jacket and pulling out a 10TB hard drive, showing it to the surprised traitors. “I had a hunch that Ame would try to cut content out in places, so I secretly copied it onto my hard drive and kept it hidden from her. Of course, Nora kept her eye on me the following day, watching my every move. So I took some assets from Rejuvenation, dumped it in Tri-Master and “alerted” Ame about the theft, ensuring our subsequent sacking so that it’ll keep the heat off of me.”

You got to be fucking kidding me…Zenith had the damn data this whole time?! What was the point of hiring the Batman villains if they’re gonna be rendered useless, not even ten chapters after their debut?! This is one of the most braindead, idiotic asspulls I have seen so far in this fic. It’s worse than the surprise defection on Tressa’s part, it’s worse than the bullshit with the Nonary Games, it’s even worse than the horseshit about Dio being Bennett’s father. Fucking hell, this idiocy has my blood boiling, and the damn chapter’s not even done yet!

“Yo, that’s not cool man. I was really enjoying Tri-Master!” Redi pouted at the older man.

“Insignificant whining; after all he still has the data for Tri-Master. You can continue from where you were before your dismissal.” Nastasia retorted dryly, directing her gaze to Zenith. “That was some impressive scheming you pulled of; certainly explains why the Infernal Cult lasted as long as it did.”

“W-Wait a minute; since we have the game shit already, then why do we need to keep the Gotham crazies around?” Connor inquired.

Thank you, Connor! You said something that I agree with. God, I’d never thought I’d ever hear those words coming out of my mouth…

“For a supposed genius, you really aren’t all that…” Lin scoffed, the redhead fiercely glaring at her in anger. “Ame and her mindless flock of sheep will think their games are safe as long as they fend off the supervillains, oblivious to Zenith’s brilliant stunt. So long as they keep attacking Starlight Studios, they’ll assume that we still need the data.”

“But won’t they get angry if they find out about how we have the data already, rendering their services unnecessary?” Geara chimed in.

“So long as the criminals get paid, they wouldn’t give a damn whether we have the data or not.” Zenith answered, tucking his hard drive back under his jacket. “Now who to use as our scapegoat? I nominate Professor Maple; so sick and tired of that guy rambling about his precious Deltas. I wish he’d shut up for good.”

Oh boy, who to throw under the bus for some insignificant purpose? Those conversations only got old the first three times they were used!

“Oh piss off! At least his knowledge on Delta Species can be put to use. Madelis on the other hand, was and will always be the most irrelevant member of Team Xen.” Geara retorted. “Besides, that idiot didn’t even realise that Ren wasn’t with us.”

“Huh? B-But I comforted him when we first met Krishna!” Redi exclaimed in surprise.

“Evidently, you’re as slow as your deceased father. The Ren that was with us was actually an agent for some group known as the Cult of Kosmos. What they wanted with the Divine Powers is unclear, though I assume they got it given that the real Ren was welcomed back to Starlight Studios.” Jaern answered.

Come! On! Enough with the damn cultists already, Junpei! If you want them in so badly, then write a damn Assassin’s Creed fanfic alrea—wait, I take that back. I don’t want to see how he’d fuck up Odyssey with his shit writing.

“But why invade us in the first place; what could they possibly gain from allying with a bunch of fangame creators?” Connor asked out loud.

“I don’t know and I don’t care; we’ve got more important things to do than worry about some Cult of Yahoos.” Lin called out to the rest of the group, the doorbell to the castle soon echoing throughout the room. “And someone’s at the door…great. Sirius, you can get the door this time.”

Great, now we’ve got random pizza-boys randomly showing up to join Tressa’s group. Clearly, she’s too high and mighty to have standards for her organisation.

“As you wish.” The stocky man replied, making his way to the door and opened it, only to be confronted by a tall, middle-aged man with billowing blue hair and ware a fancy outfit. “And what exactly are you doing here?”

My blood’s still boiling from before and I’m eager to tear into this pathetic piece of text before me. What in god’s name is with that flimsy description?! That could virtually be anyone with how vague it was! Junpei, here’s a lesson in writing for you; take a moment to cease jerking off to Serra/Melia/whatever fangame bimbo you’re lusting after right now and put more effort in your fucking descriptions! Because from what we’re given, it could be that asshole from the Tom and Jerry movie; you know, the one that goes “We got to have…money!” for all I care. And even if it wasn’t, who would randomly show up to the front door of some terrorist headquarters and go “Oh boy, can I join your group?” Fuck, this chapter is getting on my nerves.

“The cards foretold your victory; your destiny is absolute. Allow me to follow my destiny and stand by your banner.” The strange man bowed before Sirius, an eerie, empowered look in his eyes. Sirius, unsure on what exactly to do, allowed the man to step inside and notified Tressa of the man, escorting him towards her with a few of the traitors directing their gaze to the newcomer.

“Just who on earth is this kook?” Connor frown to himself.

“Sartorius Kumar; well-known fortune teller and champion tier duelist. His wizardry with Arcana Force monsters is said to be legendary, as if he himself knows what effects they’ll be granted upon getting summoned.” Lin answered, intrigued at the arrival of someone who’s power could rival hers.

And you’re still not done with the sloppy writing, are you Junpei?! First of all, Sartorius is NOT a middle-aged man; Yugioh GX clearly stated that he’s a few years older than his close friend, Aster Phoenix, who himself was in his mid-teens. Second of all, you already had that asshole Lekain use Arcana Force, so what’s even the point of having him join the group. Finally, Sartorius had his own goals, or at least the Light of Destruction had its own goals; what on earth would he stand to gain by joining the Divine Conspiracy?! I apologize for getting this angry with a fic, but when it insults my intelligence like this, then what else am I supposed to do?

“And why exactly do we need another card player in our ranks—” Geara protested, before being smacked upside the head.

“Were you not paying attention? He basically foretold out victory over Starlight Studios; keeping him with us will be most beneficial to us all!” Nastasia snapped at her sub-ordinate, the young man rubbing his head in pain.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah…” he retorted bitterly. “Back to a previous topic, who are we gonna—”

“Baron; he has failed us three times, and I’m in no mood to see him fail again.” Lin cut Geara off.

Well let’s see, there was the rally which served to debut the author’s pet-faction of fangame waifus, the Angels of Aevium. Then there was that other rally where Shelly beat the shit out of several Ashura-Kai grunts. So where was this third time he failed you?

“E-Excellent choice; I heard Baron participated in a few tournaments before joining us. Perhaps this could provide the new guy with an opportunity to impress us.” Jaern replied.

“That’s a decent idea; I’ll inform Tressa about the hard drive and our plan once Sirius is done with her.” Zenith informed his comrades, bowing before them and exiting the room, with the rest continued to watch the chaos from the television.

Goddamn, this chapter drove me wild with its sheer stupidity, stupidity that I was not expecting at all. The author’s justification for adding Sartorius seems to be that he likes his character a lot, on top of having new ideas for tweaked Arcana Force cards. Perhaps his authors’ bio has the improved cards—

Oh…oh no. This is not good at all. I’ll go over his “improvements” after I mock the next chapter, because oh boy, are you in for a treat.


Sorry if this chapter’s shorter than usual, but the next one will more than make up for it by having two duels in it. I know that Sartorius’ introduction was a surprise, but he was a fairly impressive villain, and I have several more ideas for improved Arcana Force cards. Anyway, I’ll see you all in the next chapter everyone.

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Sartorius Kumar
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter
The Ratcatcher
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:43 am

Now that I’ve calmed down from my previous…outburst, let’s dive back into this card-game infested trainwreck. Speaking of, guess what this chapter has for us? No really, take a guess.

Well after that little breather, it’s time to dive right back into the action, with back-to-back card games for your satisfaction. Trust me when I tell you that this is gonna be fun. Keep in mind; the Arcana Force cards, both real and made-up will receive a major boost from their previous versions, with a justifiable reason inside the chapter.

Hah, can’t wait to see what the author’s limp-wristed reasoning for his “reworks” are.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 38: Destiny’s unshakable will

Starlight Studios

The following day was a lot more peaceful than yesterday; having dealt with Krishna’s forces easily, the heroes opted to spend the day figuring out their strategy for the next member of the Divine Vanguard they end up fighting against. Naturally, that meant waiting for a status update from Nikita, even if it means they’ll have to fight against the MS Waifu army. As it was a rather warm day today, the heroes opted to stay indoors in order to stay cool.

A statement that will have no impact whatsoever on the chapter. That said, I can get their apprehensiveness over fighting the MS Waifu army; it must get boring fighting the same piece of brainless cannon fodder all the time.

“Ahhh…today could not go any better; the other day showed that the Divine Powers are on their last knees, with that pitiful display they showed us yesterday.” The pinkette sighed in bliss, stretching his arms.

“Seems like only yesterday that they made their declaration of war back at the initial rally.

War? Again, with this war shit?! All they did was go “MUH FANGAMES” and “MUH OLD GODS” before fucking off back to their temple. If that’s all it takes to declare war, then all my mocks must’ve made me a warmonger.

Back then they seemed like an invincible foe, more so when the traitors opted to join them. Now with their skeletons bursting out the closet, it appears their days are numbered; then again, I suppose their demise would come eventually, nothing can last forever.” Serra chimed in, sipping her cold drink as Roland affectionately wrapped his arm around her.

“Tressa’s move was a blessing in disguise; with her control over the media she can demonise the Divine Powers without breaking a sweat, though it means that facing her would be a lot harder.” Roland added, the two lovers snuggling up to each other. “Besides, we’ve also got a confession on Krishna’s behalf regarding his bigotry.”

And as we all know, disliking a game where a majority of the characters are women makes you dead to basic rights.

“No, he clearly stated that it was sarcasm, possibly to satisfy Astolfo and his incessant accusations.” Boudica disagreed.

“And that’s where I disagree myself; he probably only said that to save face. I could tell that he was being truthful based on the tone of his voice.” Astolfo retorted.

Oh really, Astolfo? You somehow have an inbuilt radar that detects when a deity is being truthful? Eh, not the most nonsensical superpower I’ve ever seen.

“Either way, we better plan our next move carefully; a rat’s at it’s most dangerous when it’s cor—” Chevalier began, before getting taken by surprise as someone gave him a quick hug from behind. “O-Oh, good morning Charlotte.”

“Sorry about surprising you, I just figured I’d say thanks for getting my earring back.” The pink-haired girl replied, showing off her prized possession as the rest of the group had awoken from their slumber and made their way to the grand lobby. “As you can tell; my fire’s been blazing at full power ever since I got it back!”

Well then today’s your lucky day; the Blaze Brigade’s looking for more recruits to join their squad. Just don’t go swinging golf clubs near Grazia, we don’t need a repeat of that incident to happen.

“Yeah…last night was more than enough proof for me.” Alice commented tiredly, still exhausted from the fun she and Charlotte got up last night.

“I just hope that you don’t have to go what you went through again…” Charlotte said, holding a firm yet gentle grip on her lovers’ arm.

You mean to tell me that we could’ve gotten Alice x Charlotte yuri porn but were treated to some shitty trial and Sartorius’ surprise appearance instead?! Fuck, life can never give me a break.

“Ah, good morning Ame. How’s Damien going?” Blair inquired, noticing the older woman.

“He’s doing really well; better than I anticipated. Both Nora and Ren have been keeping him company, helping him get adjusted to our daily routine.” Ame answered, bringing out her PDA. “Now then, tomorrow we have a quick meeting with both Nikita and Commissioner Gordon; apparently a few of the supervillains are forming a temporary truce with the Waifu Army to seize control over the Tokyo Bay Area, and they need our help to stop them in their tracks.”

That’s nice and all, but can we get back to the plot already, or at least what classifies as one?

“I expected her to call for our help, again.” Sothe lightly chuckled, before an intrigued look appeared on his face. “But why would the Waifu Army join up with Tressa’s forces, don’t the two sides hate each other?”

“The Gotham supervillains have always been the wildcard in this four-dimensional game of poker; my guess is that they’re using them to get the data they desperately need from us.” Melia suggested. “Funny when you think about it; the cold-hearted manipulators become the manipulated.”

“True, but it’s a fitting fate for them. Perhaps this would teach them not to brainwash children into spending money on their crappy game.” Chevalier replied snidely,

Now, now. You know not to criticize a female-majority game Chevalier; that makes you just as bad as Krishna.

as the ground shook wildly for a few seconds, catching everyone off-guard. “W-What was that?!”

“Look outside; there’s an entire horde of demons heading towards the entrance!” Garret called out, his voice somewhat bitter. “And to think we would have a day off today…why can’t things go our way for once?”

“Heh, let’s not keep those bozos waiting any longer.” Astolfo grinned, smacking his fist into his hand in an act of determination, with a third of the heroes confronting the demons outside, leaving the other two-thirds to defend the interior. The demons hissed and snapped at the heroes, as a rather regal demon stepped out from the crowd and confronted the heroes.

…You mean to tell me that this whole time, Krishna could send an army of demons to bumrush Starlight Studios and kill everyone inside. And he chose not to do this until a point in time where his group was on the decline from several major losses?! You deserve to lose at this point, if this is how you run your cabal!

“Well if it isn’t the fangame druggies…good to see you’re willing to become the kindle that’ll lead to my glorious ascension! I am Quetzalcoatl, most ancient and noble sun god of them all. In the name of the Divine Powers, I shall burn you with my rays of light!” The deity introduced himself.

“The jig’s up, Big Bird; your cult’s gown down the shitter. Why don’t you save yourself the humiliation and give up?” Blair retorted boldly, the twisted demon laughing ominously.

“For a piece of kindle, you’ve got quite the mouth. You better off putting it to use by singing my praise as I ascend to my rightful position as the TRUE sun god!” Quetzalcoatl sneered, flapping his wings briefly.

To be fair, this is an accurate representation of in-game Quetzalcoatl.

“As a member of the fabled Divine Vanguard, my power is miles higher than whatever you weaklings have.”

“Oh that’s rich; we already kicked the ass of not one, but two members of the Divine Vanguard. What makes you any different from those chumps?” Roland inquired sarcastically, with the Aztec deity fishing something out of his pocket.

“Why this of course!” Quetzalcoatl answered, flashing them the Amethyst Pendent. “This little trinket gives me the power I need to burn you all like the kindle you are.” He continued, chuckling maniacally as Anna took a few steps forward towards the deity.

So, if the Relics of Reborn can give their wielder a battle boost of sorts, then why didn’t Medusa or Zhong Kui use their relics during their respective duels?

“P-Please mister…give that back. I-It’s my most precious possession; it even had a part of my soul in it…” Anna desperately pleaded, tightening her grip on Nostra.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! What right does the kindle have to ask me for favors?! You should be honoured that I accepted your ‘precious, soul-filled possession’ for my collection.” The demon mocked her, his henchdemons laughing with their cruel leader.

“B-But i-its m-mine…” the young girl weakly replied, falling to her knees and started sobbing, with Radomus rushing over to comfort his daughter.

And now that we have little girls crying, it’s evident that the chips are down and shit’s about to get serious.

…There, there. No need to cry Anna, you’ll be free from this shitty fic soon enough.


“You should be ashamed of yourself, taking joy in making young girls cry.” Micaiah scolded the deity, taking a few steps forwards so that she shielded the father and daughter with her body.

“Heh, they’re my kindle; as their creator I should be entitled to do anything I please with them.” Quetzalcoatl coldly replied, with Micaiah shaking her head in disgust.

“If that’s how you treat your devoted followers, then it’s a good thing that nobody worships you anymore.” Micaiah boldly retorted, causing the demons to gasp in shock as an enraged expression appeared on the deity’s face.

“Insolent worm! I shall burn you alive for your blasphemy!” He hissed, bringing out his duel disk. “If you win, I’ll give you your precious pendant back. But if I win, I’ll burn you alive as a sacrifice!”

Joy, more card games on deities. Just what I was hoping for today.

“I’m not scared of you; I accept your deal!” The Maiden of Dawn declared, bringing out her own duel disk.

“M-Miss Micaiah…please, be careful.” Anna requested, wiping her tears away.

“Don’t worry; I’m not scared of this guy.” Micaiah replied, boosting her confidence as both duelists started each other down.

“Duel!” They both declared, drawing their opening hand.

Micaiah: 4000
Quetzalcoatl: 4000


“Allow me to bedazzle you with my first move; I’ll activate Supply Squad from my hand, then I’ll summon a monster facedown and end my turn with a card facedown.” Quetzalcoatl began, chuckling to himself. “Go ahead, make your move.”

“Gladly, I draw!” Micaiah retorted, glancing at her hand and smiled to herself. “First I’ll summon Amores of Prophecy and activate his effect so I can summon the monster I just discarded; Umbreacum Couple. Then I’ll tune them together to Synchro Summon Coral Dragon, and activate her effect to destroy your facedown monster!”

I do question how you’re able to determine the gender of a large orange dragon; did Witchan bless you with his magic wand to turn all monsters into females?

“You fool! I activate my facedown Yang Zing Creation in response, enabling me to summon Taotie, Shadow of the Yang Zing from the deck. Additionally, the effect of my Bixi, Water of the Yang Zing activates from my grave, enabling me to special summon Chiwen, Light of the Yang Zing from my deck. Then as per Taotie’s effect, I can tune my monsters during your turn to Synchro Summon Metaphys Horus. Not only can I negate the effects of your Coral Dragon, but thanks to Taotie, you can’t take control over my Horus. Oh, I also get a draw thanks to Supply Squad, eheheheheheheheh…” Quetzalcoatl retorted, springing his trap and left Micaiah in a disadvantageous position.

“Oh man, this isn’t good at all…where did he get those cards?” Astolfo commented, taken aback by the surprise play. He knew too well about the potent Synchro engine that were the Yang Zings, especially since they can make several gains when their resources get destroyed.

Ah, Yang Zings; the prime example on how poor wording fucks a deck over so hard it no longer becomes funny.

And through Master Rule Four hampered them a bit, he doubts Quetzalcoatl would play by the rules.

Or it could be that the Amethyst Pendant enables any duelist to ignore the rulings of Master Rule Four. I highly doubt that’s the case, but it’s not like I can count on the author to explain this shit for me.

“Don’t worry teach; now that she knows what she’s going up against, she’ll be able to counter his plays.” Sothe chimed in, flashing Micaiah a thumbs up in support.

“Next, I’ll play The Grand Spellbook Tower and follow up by activating Spellbook of Secrets, before setting a card facedown. Now I’ll have Coral Dragon attack your Metaphys Horus; Coral Break!” The silver-haired maiden declared, her dragon spewing a blast of water packed with sharp coral pieces, perforating the metallic bird as it exploded into a dark cloud of smoke.

Quetzalcoatl: 3900

“I’ll end my turn, Mr. Sun God” She quipped, the deities’ eyebrows furrowing in annoyance.

“Grrrr, I draw!” Quetzalcoatl growled, gazing at his new card and smirked. “I’ll summon Masked Chameleon and use his effect to special summon Taotie, before tuning them together to Synchro Summon Chaofeng, Phantom of the Yang Zing. Since I used a DARK Attribute Yang Zing for it’s synchro summon, my Chaofeng can negate the effect of all your DARK monsters.” He chuckled, proudly showing off his latest monster with the colossal dragon uttering a loud roar. “Next I’ll activate my Yang Zing Path; enabling me to shuffle three Yang Zing monsters from my grave into my deck to draw two cards, followed up by activating my recently drawn Yang Zing Prana!”

The overconfident deity let out another intimidating chuckle, eager to crush the insolent duelist before him.

Yeah, yeah. Keep laughing like a lunatic; you’re only gonna set yourself up for failure that way.

“Battle; go Chaofeng, destroy that miserable dragon!” He grinned, with the mystic dragon spewing a blast of searing hot wind, evaporating the aquatic dragon as another explosion rocked the field. “Since Chaofeng destroyed a WATER monster, I get to special summon a WATER Wyrm from my deck; come back, Bixi, Water of the Yang Zing!”

Micaiah: 3600

“How’d you like that, kindle? I end my turn.” Quetzalcoatl taunted, the silver-haired maiden eyeing her opponents’ field carefully. Despite this being her first encounter with them, she now knows that Yang Zings are no laughing matter, especially with her DARK monsters locked out of their effects. But perhaps there was a way out of this messy situation.

By pulling something out of that nice ass of hers?

“If you don’t mind, I’ll draw.” Micaiah politely chimed in, drawing her next card and gazed at it. “I’ll set two cards facedown and activate Card of Demise, netting me five additional cards as long as I discard my hand after five turns. Next, I’ll reveal my Spellbooks of Strength, Eternity and Judgement to special summon High Priestess of Prophecy. I’ll follow by activating my facedown spell, Spellbook of the Master, and choose my Spellbook of Secrets. Then I’ll activate my Spellbook of Strength to power up my High Priestess.”

ATK (2500-3500)

“Time for your dragon to go bye-bye!” Micaiah smiled smugly, her High Priestess firing a blast of magical energy at the majestic dragon, vaporising the massive beast in a large explosion, with the deity grunting in pain before retrieving a tuner monster from his deck following Chaofeng’s destruction, on top of an additional draw from Supply Squad. In response, Micaiah added a Spellbook from her deck thanks to Strength’s effect. “I’ll end my turn.”

No wonder nobody else pays attention to the duels, I’m struggling to stay awake they’re that dull!

Quetzalcoatl: 3200

“Heh, it’ll take more than that to halt my ascension, I draw!” The deity retorted. “Ah…perfect. I’ll activate my Creation to special summon Jiaotu, Darkness of the Yang Zing from my deck, before summoning Suanni, Fire of the Yang Zing from my hand. There, I’ll tune them all to Synchro Summon Baxia, Brightness of the Yang Zing and activate his effect to shuffle your facedown, your Tower, and your High Priestess back into your deck—”

“I’ll activate my facedown in response; Spellbook of Fate! By banishing three Spellbooks from my grave, I can banish a card you control, like your Baxia.” Micaiah retorted. This infuriated the deity as he couldn’t gain any resources from a banished monster but was satisfied that his opponent lost her powerful monster.

Well I’m glad someone’s satisfied here, even if it is the comically evil deity.

“You got lucky…I end my turn.” Quetzalcoatl replied bitterly, annoyed that he couldn’t end the duel right there and then.

“In that case, I draw.” The Maiden of Dawn declared. “I’ll activate Spellbook of Knowledge, sending another Spellbook from my hand to draw two cards. Then I’ll summon Temperance of Prophecy and attack you directly!”

Quetzalcoatl: 2200

“I’ll follow up by activating Spellbook of Eternity and reclaim my banished Spellbook of Secrets, enabling me to activate Temperance’s effect; I can tribute her to special summon Emperor of Prophecy from my deck. I end my turn with a card facedown.” Micaiah stated calmly, the heroes impressed by her composure.

“Alright, you can do this!” Anna cheered the mage on, her eyes lighting up in joy.

Thus sealing Quetzalcoatl’s fate as he is now up against a foe empowered by the most powerful force of them all; words of support from the cheerleaders.

“You may have the advantage for now, but it’ll end soon. My turn!” Quetzalcoatl declared. “First I’ll activate my Creation once more to special summon Bi’an, Earth of the Yang Zing from my deck. Then I’ll summon a second Masked Chameleon and tune them together to Synchro Summon Yazi, Evil of the Yang Zing!” The two creatures became one, a towering pillar of light shining down on them as a powerful, dragon emerged from it and roared at the magical emperor.

ATK: (2600-3100)

“H-Hey, why did it’s attack increase?!” Sothe demanded an answer.

“My Yang Zing Prana grants several boons depending on how many Yang Zing’s are in the graveyard. Pay more attention next time, street rat!” The deity retorted, with the young rogue scowling at the ex-god. “Additionally, my Bi’an protects it from destruction via battle; coupled with Yazi’s immunity to targeting means that it cannot be beaten!”

Don’t you know the golden rule of Yugioh; every time a villain brags about his monster being undefeatable, it ends up getting crushed in the next turn or so.

‘This isn’t good…’ Micaiah thought to herself, finding herself in a sticky situation once more.

“Next I’ll use Double Summon to summon a second Puanni in attack mode, and have Yazi destroy your silly little emperor!” Quetzalcoatl declared, only for Micaiah to chuckle out loud, as if the deity had inadvertently stepped into her trap. “W-What’s so funny?!”

“I’ll activate my Wall of Disruption, weakening both your monsters’ attack by 1600!” The silver-haired maiden retorted, both dragons roaring in pain as their power was greatly weakened. “Your Yazi may live, but you still take the damage!”

Shit like this is why you run MST/Twin Twisters/Cosmic Cyclone people, it prevents you from falling into stupid shit like this.

ATK: (3100-1500)
ATK: (2400-800)

Quetzalcoatl: 1400


“Humph! In that case, I’ll activate Yazi’s effect to destroy both my Puanni and your Emperor of Prophecy, enabling me to special summon Pulao, Wind of the Yang Zing from my deck. Then I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn.” Quetzalcoatl concluded his turn, displeased over the pinch he found himself in.

ATK: (0-500)

“In that case, I’ll draw!” Micaiah replied, drawing her next card and gazed quietly at it. “I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn.” She replied, discarding her hand due to Card of Demises’ effect in an act that surprised the heroes.

Ah…the author remembered that effect of Card of Demise. Gotta give him some kudos for that; most Yugioh fanfic authors choose to ignore it.

“S-She didn’t summon anything to protect herself? Why did she have to brick of all times?!” Blair exclaimed in fear, knowing that this was what Quetzalcoatl was waiting for. All he had to do was last until her card’s cost came around, and deliver the finishing blow.

“This isn’t good…his deck can spit out monsters like no tomorrow and synchro summon like no tomorrow. I hate to say it, but it might be all over…” Chevalier sighed in despair.

“Micaiah!” Sothe cried out in anguish, not wanting to lose the most important person in his life.

Why? Why are we supposed to care whether Micaiah wins this duel or not? They’re so ineffectual that they could be replaced with thumb wars, and nobody would notice the difference! Besides, did you dunderheads really forget about that card she just set?!

“Hehehehehehehe…BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your feeble resistance is all over, I draw!” The deity hollered victoriously. “I’ll use Creation once more to summon Taotie from my deck, before summoning Jiaotu and tuning it with my Taotie and Pulao to synchro summon Beelze of the Diabolic Dragons! Thanks to my Pulao and Taotie, you can’t assume control of it, not affect it with your precious spells.”

“Ahhhh…” Astolfo whimpered at the sight of the evil, twin-headed dragon, the massive beast roaring viciously at Micaiah.

“Battle! Attack her directly Beelze!” Quetzalcoatl declared, the dragon charging up dark energy in its mouths before firing it at Micaiah, who cried out in excruciating pain as the dark energy struck her body and knocked her straight to the ground.

Micaiah: 600

“And now my Yazi…finish lighting up my kindle, so that I can ascend to my rightful position as the true sun god!” The deity continued, the mythical dragon charging directly at her, only for Micaiah to weakly get up and press a button on her duel disk.

“My Call of the Haunted…I bring back my Coral Dragon to defend myself…” she replied weakly, the aquatic dragon making a return and glared at the weakened Yazi, forcing Quetzalcoatl to cancel the attack.

See, I told you all this wasn’t worth worrying about.

“Fine, you get to live one more turn…make it count.” The deity hissed, with the heroes looking on at her in worry.

“A-Are you sure you can continue fighting?” Roland inquired, concern etched on his face.

“I can…but I need this next draw to be the one card I need. Come on deck…don’t let me down…” Micaiah answered, gasping for breath as she just managed to draw her card, and looked at it calmly, both sides deathly quiet as they knew it came down to this lone draw.

“Hehehe…I take it you didn’t get what you wanted?” Quetzalcoatl sneered confidently, as a second wind coursed through Micaiah’s body.

“No, I got exactly what I needed to end your cruelty. I summon Spellbook Magician of Prophecy in attack mode!” She retorted, the young apprentice standing beside the sizable dragon.

“And what good will that weakling do against my dragons?” The deity jeered, with Micaiah smirking at him.

He may be small, but he’s packing some serious heat, if you catch my drift…

“Simple, I tune my Coral Dragon with my Magician to synchro summon White Aura Whale!” The Maiden of Dawn answered, with the two monsters merging together to create a most beautiful whale, it’s leathery skin as shiny white as platinum. “White Aura Whale can destroy all my opponents Attack Position monsters; Painful Submersion!”

The massive whale fired a large blast of water from its mouth at the hostile dragons, however neither of them were destroyed by the powerful blast. “Hahahahaha! Did you forget about my monster’s protection from destruction?” Quetzalcoatl jeered once more.

“I didn’t, but that wasn’t why I summoned it. White Aura Whale, use White Tsunami on Yazi!” Micaiah called out, the large whale smashing it’s thick tail into the powerful dragon as water splashed all over the Aztec deity.

Not the wet t-shirt party I was hoping for, if I may be honest.

Quetzalcoatl: 100

“So close, my sack of kindle. Were your monster just that tad bit stron—” he began, amused by her futile resistance.

“White Aura Whale can make two attacks per turn on enemy monsters. I think you know who I’m gonna attack next.” Micaiah smiled sweetly, a horrified expression appearing on the deity’s face.

“Y-YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!” Quetzalcoatl shrieked in anger and fear, watching his Yazi get attack once more, the splash of water blowing him back several feet. Enraged, he got up and began charging at Micaiah when red cracks started showing up on his body. “N-No! Not when I was so close to my rightful place. Must I descend into the darkness, just as the sun does after every day?” He asked himself, before his body exploded into millions of tiny pieces, leaving nothing but his deck and the Amethyst Pendant behind. The demons, having seen their commander get destroyed, soon fled the area in fear as Micaiah picked up the fallen loot.

Well that was the duel between Micaiah and Big Birds sun-obsessed cousin. I’d give kudos for having the author show off the true potential of Yang Zings…but I’m pretty sure he buggered up on the whole timing thing that the deck’s notorious for; can’t say I blame him though. What I will point out is that for some reason Quetzalcoatl’s deck got left behind and was treated as loot alongside the pendant. Do all their other foes drop their decks upon defeat, enabling the heroes to steal them for their own benefit? Whatever, it’s not like it’ll matter in the long run.

Quetzalcoatl: 0
Winner: Micaiah


“I…I did it somehow…” Micaiah commented, falling to her knees in exhaustion as Anna ran up to her, hugging the maiden tightly.

“Yay, you did it! You did it!” She chirped happily, receiving her precious pendant back. “Thank you, Miss Micaiah!”

“No worries…I’m glad I was able to pull through in the end.” The Maiden of Dawn answered, getting back up on her feet.

At least Anna stop crying, so some good did come out of this duel.

“Well with half the relics of Reborn back in the hands of their rightful owners, we can step forward knowing that the remaining three will be returned to us. But we can’t rest just yet; Krishna’s bound to realise his surprise attack failed and begin plotting his next move.” Radomus chimed in, with Anna nuzzling up to him in joy as the front door burst open all of a sudden.

“Everyone, you need to watch the TV, now!” Alice called out urgently, surprising everyone by her sudden request. Regardless, they agreed to do so and began walking inside, but not before Micaiah handed Boudica the deck she picked up.

“Hmmm, what’s this for?” The redhead inquired.

“The author wants you to play card games with us. It’ll be boring, full of misplays, and your opponents will be complete idiots, but that’s how life goes.”

“I figured I’d give it to you so that you can play the game with us. I’m sure the Yang Zing’s will be more than happy to fight alongside you.” Micaiah smiled.

“Thanks for the kind offer, perhaps I’ll try a practice match or two before going to the front lines.” Boudica thanked her friend as everyone had made their way to the games room. The entirety of Starlight Studios was watching the show currently being aired, a mixture of surprise and concern etched on their faces.

Oh boy, time for the TV exposition plot-dump that shitty authors love using.

0000

“Welcome one and all, to the first official Duel Monsters duel on Diving Dueling, the hit new show founded by the Divine Conspiracy. I’m your host, Maximillion Pegasus, legendary creator of Duel Monsters!” He introduced himself in front of a massive audience, who whooped and cheered at the announcement, with Tressa and her Octoguard watching from a VIP box in the arena. Additionally, the high-ranking agents of the Divine Conspiracy were sitting in the stands, eyeing up the empty table in the center of the room.

“Hehehe…all is going according to keikaku.” Jaern chuckled under his breath, eagerly awaiting the duel.

Translation: Keikaku means plan.

“Our first duel is bound to amaze, and surprise you, especially with the talent we were able to bring in. In the blue corner, often dubbed the Phantom Beast Ace, we’ve got Baron Kavkaz of Ayrith!” Pegasus introduced the first combatant, the arrogant Crescent admin marching up towards his seat and sitting down in it. “And in the red corner, we’ve got the man who helped the legendary Aster Phoenix achieve his fame and glory. Give it up for Sartorius Kumar!”

Oh fuck me, another fucking duel?!

*sigh* Well I did warn you all about this in the last chapter, so we may as well get this out of the way.


0000

“No! Why’d he have to come back!” Blair cried out, as she and Chevalier held onto each other tightly, shivering in complete fear.

“What’s your problem with the guy? He doesn’t seem that bad.” Titania inquired, surprised by their sudden outburst of fear.

Yes, the obviously possessed man doesn’t seem that bad. What rock have you been living under, Titania?

“T-That guy tried to brainwash us into joining his cult, having been possessed by the Light of Destruction…luckily Jaden was able to stop him before his goal could be realised.” Chevalier answered, noticing the deranged look in his eyes. “I-It seems he’s been possessed by the Light again.”

“Ugh…I don’t know which one of these bozos I want to lose more than the other.” Astolfo groaned, his eyes fixated on the television.

“If anything, I think Baron would win. He won the Cellia City Duel Monsters Tournament five years in a row, setting a new record.” Scarlett chimed in, before noticing Sartorius bring out a tarot deck on the table and shuffled it. “What’s he doing…?”

How nice of you to give Scarlett another line before dumping her in the closet, Junpei. Guess you aren’t a complete piece of shit after all.

“It’s his main gimmick; he loves telling his opponents fortunes, using them to manipulate them.” Blair answered, remembering the painful memories of his reign of terror at Duel Academy.

0000

“Allow me to read your fortune, free of cost. I do this for all my opponents…” Sartorius smirked calmly, setting three tarot cards facedown and flipped the one on the left. “Number IX, the Hermit. It represents one’s solitude; a desire to find the answers within yourself. It’s position in the past means that you experience a period of isolation at a time in your life when you desired answers.”

“Y-Yeah…back when I lost my job at Yureyu in the Reborn region, I travelled to Ayrith in order to find myself following my loss, I spent so much time on my own in a search for answers.” Baron commented, surprised at the accuracy of the first reading.

As far as I know, Baron has no connection to Reborn whatsoever. An attempt at fleshing out a pretty dull villain, or some meaningless tripe meant to add further confusion to this universe, where the events and characters from the fangames actually exist?

“I see…” Sartorius replied, flipping over the center card next. “Number VIII, the Strength. Sometime during your isolation, you found yourself the answers you needed, and desired to put your newfound power to the test, by any means necessary.”

“Exactly; I joined Team Crescent after learning of their goals, and worked my way up to becoming Nova’s top enforcer! My power has earnt me the respect and admiration of the Crescent grunts.” Baron grinned boldly, confident in his victory over his opponent. “The final card, please?”

“As you wish…” Sartorius calmly replied, a twisted smirk forming on his face as the final card was revealed, the color draining from Baron’s face. “Number XIII, Death, and it’s upside down. Death is an indication that as a cycle ends, a new one appears over the horizon, but since it’s upside down, that means that a cycle has gone on longer than it should’ve have in your life.”

Wow, the Death card is the last one revealed. How very original and unique, author.

“W-Which one…?” Baron squeaked, fear coursing through his body as Sartorius put his tarot deck away, chuckling ominously to himself.

“It could be anything; your position of power, your title as Duel Monsters Champion of Ayrith, or in this instance…your life!!” The fortune-teller grinned maniacally, an insane grin etched on his face.

“Duel!” Both declared, drawing their opening hands.

Sartorius: 4000
Baron: 4000


“Allow me to make the first move, I activate Cup of Ace from my hand.” Sartorius declared, a holographic image of the card appearing over the table before it started spinning clockwise, confusing his opponent.

“W-What are you playing at?!” Baron demanded, a frown etched on his face.

“Whenever an Arcana Force card is played, its effect depends on which way the card faces when you tell it to stop. If you’ll allow me to make a prediction, it’ll be right side up…” The fortune-teller calmly replied, knowing too well what the result would be.

Right, this requires a little explaining, otherwise people will get confused over the appearance of floating cards that spin around in circles. See in the anime, whenever Sartorius would play an Arcana Force card, it’ll spin around instead of a coin being tossed. Whatever effect the card gets depends on whether it lands Right Side Up/Heads or Upside Down/Tails. As for how he knows where it’ll stop, that’s part of the power that the Light of Destruction granted to him, making his opponents believe that he can see and control their destiny.

Baron stared at the rotating card, a few drops of sweat pouring down his face before telling it to stop, the card slowing down to a halt before stopping right side up.

“As I predicted, it landed right side up.” Sartorius smirked, drawing two cards with Baron frowning harshly at him. “I’ll activate my Sanctuary in the Sky and Valhalla, Hall of the Fallen from my hand, applying the latter’s effect to special summon Arcana Force VII – The Chariot.”

“Tch, again?” Baron inquired, watching the card spin above the table, waiting for the right to stop it. He knew that if it stopped right side down, he’ll be able to take it for himself, disrupting his opponents plays. “Stop.”

The card slowly ground to a halt, everyone watching with bated breath before it ended up right side down, a triumphant smirk on Baron’s face. “Hah, right side down!” He grinned.

“Indeed, just as I predicted.” Sartorius replied, with Baron outstretching his hand.

“You know what that means; fork it over, chump!” He demanded, only for his opponent to start snickering under his breath, breaking out into maniacal laughter. “W-What’s so funny?!”

“That was the original Chariot with that downside; I forged myself an entire new series of Arcana Force cards, following my defeat at the hands of Jaden! Though a few remnants remain, what I have now is Arcana Force – Reborn!” Sartorius boldly declared, his twisted gaze fixated on the now sweating Baron. “The Chariot’s new right-side-down effect; you cannot take control of my Arcana Force monsters. Next, I’ll summon Arcana Force II – The High Priestess, and I’m sure you know what to do now…”

Yep, it’s just as I feared; Sartorius created a set of new Arcana Force monsters in order to have the deck stand a remote chance of being playable in this day and age. And I love how he calls it Arcana Force – Reborn, as if the author wants to make it clear that POKEMON REBORN IS DA BEST GAME EVAR U GUISE. I’d go on about how overpowered the reworks are, but that’s for the next update.

“…very well, stop.” The Crescent admin declared, the card slowing down to a halt and stopped right side up.

“As I predicted, it landed right side up. Now I get to add an Arcana Force monster from my deck to my hand.” The fortune-teller smirked adding his card and setting another one facedown. “My turn’s over.”

So he was the one who created that High Priestess card. I wonder how Lekain managed to nab a copy for himself.

“Finally, I can start my turn. I draw!” Baron declared, smirking at his newly acquired card. “First, I’ll summon Mecha Phantom Beast Tetherwolf in attack mode, enabling me to special summon a Mecha Phantom Beast Token to my side of the field, increasing Tetherwolf’s level by that of the token’s level.

MPB Token: 1
Level: (4-7)


“I’ll attack your Chariot with my Tetherwolf, during which I’ll tribute my token to have it gain an 800ATK boost for this turn!” Baron declared, his token vaporising into thin air as his helicopter fired at the eldritch fairy, destroying it in a hail of gunfire. “A pity your Sanctuary protects you from battle damage, but that can be dealt with. I end my turn with three cards facedown!”

Oh, Mecha Phantom Beasts. I’d have more to talk about regarding how underwhelming they are, but they’re so uninteresting that I just can’t be stuffed.

Level: (7-4)

“Talk about an explosive opening move! As expected of Ayrith’s very own Duel Monsters champion. How will the challenger respond to this deadly play?” Pegasus spoke into the microphone, the crowd cheering wildly.

“I already know who destiny chose as her winner! I draw.” Sartorius boldly declared, drawing his next card. “As the High Priestess dictates, I can add an Arcana Force monster from my deck to my hand. Next I’ll summon Arcana Force IX – The Hermit in attack position; his fate is in your hand…” He continued, as a decrepit, hunchbacked humanoid fairy appeared on the field, a wooden staff in one hand and a tattered, hooded robe over its body.

“Why am I always the one who has to say stop?” Baron demanded an answer.

Because you’re the designated loser for this duel, Baron. How do I know this? I’ll explain at the end.

“I’m merely allowing you to control your destiny, if you CAN that is.” The fortune-teller smirked, with the Crescent admin sighing before yelling out stop, the card grinding to a halt and stopped right-side-up. “As I predicted, it landed right side up. Now I can shuffle a select number of cards from my hand into my deck and draw cards equal to the amount I shuffled in. It helps to have a new look at things everyone in a while.”

“Ok, I’m calling it here, you’re cheating! Every damn effect you roll ends up benefiting you somehow, going so far as to accurately guess what side they’ll come up all the time!” Baron declared, his opponent laughing dryly in response.

“Hah, you merely cannot grasp the concept of destiny, so you hurl accusations of cheating to make up for your lacking knowledge.” Sartorius retorted, causing Baron to growl to himself.

Yet he’s technically telling the truth, since you own a set of cards that hasn’t been mass-produced to the public yet, granting you an unfair advantage.

“Since I have an Arcana Force monster in my graveyard, I can activate my facedown trap The Material Lord, discarding my level 6 Arcana Force XIV – Temperance to the grave to add a certain trap from my deck to my hand, then I’ll set said trap and have The Hermit attack your Tetherwolf.”

Or you could’ve discarded Arcana Force XII – The Hanged Man instead, enabling you to use Temperance’s effect to reduce incoming battle damage to 0 for one battle. Christ, even with a souped-up deck, the villains suck ass.

The senile fairy raised his staff in the air, a ball of glowing white energy stemming from it and fired it at the helicopter, causing it to crash onto the field in a massive explosion, with Baron flinching in pain.

Baron: 3800

“Now my High Priestess, attack him directly!” Sartorius declared in a maniacal manner, as the Light started to take full control over him. The regal fairy charged up another ball of light with her ceremonial sceptre, firing the ball at the enemy duelist who cried out in pain as the light burnt his body. “I’ll end my turn with a card facedown. Go ahead, make your next move.”

Baron: 2600

“I’ll show you, I draw!” Baron declared, activating a facedown card. “I’ll activate Return to the Frontlines to special summon my Tetherwolf, following up by summoning Mecha Phantom Beast Blue Impala and tuning the two together to Synchro Summon Mecha Phantom Beast Concoruda. Now Concoruda, destroy his High Priestess!”

The jet’s engine let out a wail, looping up in the air and fired a missile at the fairy, blowing her up into thousands of tiny pieces, though Sartorius managed to withstand the explosion. “Now I’ll activate my facedown card, Call of the Haunted to bring back my Blue Impala and end my turn.”

“I admire your efforts to resist destiny, but they shall be rendered useless in the end. I draw.” Sartorius called out, gazing at his newest card. “I activate my first facedown card, The Spiritual Lord! By discarding Arcana Force XVIII – The Moon, I can add a certain spell from my deck to my hand. Next I’ll activate my own Call of the Haunted, bringing back The Chariot, but it won’t be around for long as I tribute it and The Hermit to summon Arcana Force XX – Judgement!”

I tell you, there’s gonna be a day where the author gets judged for producing this trash to torture our souls, and I’ll be waiting for it with bated breath.

“You got to be kidding me…” Baron sighed, witnessing an angelic fairy seated on what looked like a tall throne, a large trumpet in its hand as its wings flapped slowly in the air, emerge onto the field, the card showing up and began spinning. “Just stop, ok? I want this over with as soon as possible.”

The card hadn’t even made a full rotation yet before it began to slow down, ending up right-side-up. “Right side up; now you’re blocked from activating card effects from the graveyard. Cast your judgement upon the one foolish enough to oppose destiny; Inevitable Punishment!” Sartorius declared, the angel blowing its trumpet at Blue Impala, causing it to shake on the spot before exploding in a hail of debris.

Eh, still better than most of the music that gets made these days.

Baron: 1000

“By now, even you must know how this will end. It’s your move.” The fortune teller replied smugly, Baron growling in response. He was disgusted with himself for struggling so much against a deck he deemed crappy, believing that his opponent was cheating somehow.

“Oh I know how it’ll end, with your humiliating defeat. I draw!” He called out, eying up his new card and started chuckling to himself. “First of all, I’ll activate Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your Sanctuary. Next, I’ll play Double Summon to summon Mecha Phantom Beasts O-Lion and Aerosguin, before using my facedown card Spiritual Wind Art – Miyabi, tributing my Aerosguin to shuffle your Judgement into the deck! Then I’ll tune my O-Lion to my Concoruda to Synchro Summon my ace monster; come, Mecha Phantom Beast Jaculuslan!”

The crowd cooed in awe at the sight of the massive jet, with Baron showing off to the crowd as some of the traitors had horrified looks on their faces.

“W-What?! How’d he recover from that pinch so quickly?!” Redi gasped in shock.

Simple, he wasn’t in that much of a pinch to begin with.

“Tch, I knew that crazy was of no use…” Connor spat bitterly into his drink, directing his gaze towards his superiors. “What’s got you so confident all of a sudden?”

“I know that look; he’s merely giving his prey the illusion of a chance.” Lin commented, a sinister smirk on her face.

“Battle! Attack him directly, Jaculuslan! Aerial Bombardment!” The Crescent admin called out, with the jet flying over his foe and dropped a series of bombs all over the area, creating a series of explosions that created a thick blanket of smoke over the area. When it died down, it showed that Sartorius still maintained his calm composure though his lifepoints took a beating.

See? That’s why you should’ve kept your damn Temperance!

Sartorius: 1300

“Heh, it’s not over yet. I end my turn…” Baron hissed, as his foe soon started chuckling once, much louder and more twisted than before.

“Was that the best you got?! You really are nothing when compared to destiny, I draw!” Sartorius laughed, the Light of Destruction having completely taken over him. “I play the spell card, The Sky Lord, sending it alongside the Material and Spiritual Lords to special summon the greatest Arcana Force monster of them all. Behold, Arcana Force EX – The Light Ruler!”

“Wait, what?!” The Crescent admin cried out, as the pillars of light disappeared, a massive fairy with two draconic heads appearing in its place as its card started spinning in the air. “St-Stop…” He cried out weakly, trembling in fear at the sight of the massive monster, its card stopping right side up.

Tremble in fear of the big beatstick with average to subpar effects! No card could ever hope to beat this thing that normally requires a heavy cost of three monsters to summon!

“Excellent, it landed right side up, enabling me to recover needed resources whenever it destroys a monster in battle. But I won’t need to recover said resources in order to finish you off; by discarding Arcana Force XV – The Devil, I can banish a monster on my opponents’ side of the field, bypassing any protection effects present.” Sartorius grinned, pointing at Jaculuslan. “Demonic Evisceration!”

“No!” Baron cried out, his jet’s engine wailing like crazy as a dark, black fog enveloped the machine, a sickening crunching coming from inside as the fog soon dissipated a few seconds later, leaving not a single trace of Jaculuslan prior existence. “T-This can’t be!”

Well that’s one way to destroy a military jet; throw some CGI smoke monster at it.

“Oh it is, just as destiny herself predicted. Now my Light Ruler, make this mere mortal beg destiny for forgiveness; Final Ray!” Sartorius called out, the twin dragonheads charging up large balls of light and fired them at Baron, the Crescent admin screaming in pain as he was sent flying backwards.

Baron: 0
Winner: Sartorius


You may have seen my comment regarding an easy way to determine who would win these duels. It’s simple, just take note of who the author lists first at the beginning of the duel. Odds are, whoever’s on top will win the duel.

Baron got up weakly off the ground, watching everyone applaud his victorious opponent. “No…my perfect record…”

“What a fantastic duel! Both duelists played well, but Sartorius was able to come out on top despite a surprise reversal from Baron!” Pegasus called out into his microphone, as Tressa exited her exclusive box and made her way to Sartorius, handing over a medal signifying his victory.

“Well done Mr. Kumar, you’ve more than proven yourself worthy of joining the Divine Conspiracy.” Tressa congratulated him,

So is this what happened back in the Divine Powers; Tressa throwing people into an arena and see who can defeat the other in a card game?

the man bowing in respect for her as she soon diverted her gaze towards Baron. “As for you, you have failed us several times now. Adding in your defeat in this duel has rendered you a marked man. Let your punishment serve as a warning to those who would displease me.”

“P-Punishment…?” Baron inquired, before he was soon swept up off the ground by a powerful force. The crowds cheers soon turned to gasps as Shesha had appeared in the arena, clutching Baron in his hand before shovelling the marked man into his mouth, sending blood everywhere as he chewed on the Crescent admin, the live-feed cameras shutting off a few seconds later.

Because what better way to end a live duel than some shitty snuff film?

0000

The heroes were stunned at what they saw; despite having seen it a few times, it never loses its fear factor, with some of them shivering on the spot in fear.

“Goddamn…I never liked the guy, truth be told. But that’s still a messed-up way to go.” Garret chimed in, a frown etched on his face. “That other fella though, he’s even creepier than the giant snake, and that’s saying something.”

Because accurately guessing what side your cards end up on is definitely more frightening than a gigantic serpent that eats people alive.

“The way he acted throughout the duel, it was like he had it under control the entire time. not to mention all those predictions that he got right.” Alice commented, turning to face the terrified Blair and Chevalier. “Now I understand why you two fear him so much.”

“Yep; he’s the most terrifying guy I’ve ever met. More so since he powered up his deck in order to suit his needs.” Blair replied, before shaking the fear out of her. “Enough cowering! I’m gonna hone my skills and clean his clock once and for all!”

“Y-Yeah! I’ll train too!” Chevalier added, shaking off his fear as well as Ame’s PDA started to buzz.

“Well it looks like you’ll have to put it on hold, we’ve got an urgent call from Nikita; we’ll have to go to her base of operations as soon as possible. Try to be quick in your preparations, we don’t have much time.” Ame notified the group, who all got up and started getting ready for this surprise mission.

If it isn’t shitty duels with incompetent assholes, it’s shitty fight scenes with incompetent assholes. There are no winners when it comes to this fic, only losers. I apologize if my heart didn’t seem into this chapter, but back-to-back duels are a sure-fire way to ensure my boredom, especially if they’re this shoddily written. The next part will be going over the authors Arcana Force edits, where I’ll have a much better time tearing it apart than this chapter.

Well how’d you like that? I apologise if the Arcana Force edits make them overpowered, but it was what I had to do in order to make them far more playable then they currently are. Anyway, the next chapter will have some action and even a lemon to sweeten things up. Catch you all later!

Made up/edited cards:

Arcana Force II – The High Priestess
ATK: 1200
DEF: 1200
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can add one Arcana Force monster from your deck to your hand. Tails: Once per turn, you can add one Spell/Trap card that has ‘Arcana Force’ in its text.

Arcana Force VII – The Chariot
ATK: 1700
DEF: 1700
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: If this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle, you can Special Summon that monster to your side of the field. Tails: Your opponent cannot take control over Arcana Force monsters you control.

Arcana Force IX – The Hermit
ATK: 1900
DEF: 1900
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can shuffle a select number of cards from your hand into the deck, then draw cards equal to the amount you shuffled. Tails: If your opponent were to activate a card effect that enables them to add a card to their hand outside the Draw Phase, you can tribute this card, negate that effect and destroy that card.

Arcana Force XX – Judgement
ATK: 3000
DEF: 3000
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 8
Effect: This card can only be Tribute Summoned using Arcana Force monsters as tributes. Cannot be destroyed by card effects. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: While this card is face up, your opponent cannot activate card effects from the Graveyard. Tails: Your opponent can only summon one monster from the Extra Deck per turn.

Arcana Force XV – The Devil
ATK: 2500
DEF: 2500
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 7
Effect: (Quick Effect) You can discard this card, banish a monster on your opponents’ side of the field. (This effect ignores any immunities the targeted monster has.) All battle damage this card deals is doubled. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: If this card destroys a monster, it can make a second attack this turn. Tails: When this card is destroyed in battle, destroy the monster that battled it, then inflict damage to your opponent equal to the destroyed monsters ATK.

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant reclaimed)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl (Defeated)
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Sartorius Kumar
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius
Lavia
Baron (K.I.A)
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter
The Ratcatcher
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:40 am

Now that the author has had his fill of card games, allow me to go over why he should have no right to ever make new cards. Trust me, some of these edits will make you question whether the author knows the meaning of proper balance. Keep in mind that this will be a more informal post than humorous, so if that isn’t to your liking then I do apologize.

Arcana Force – Reborn: Deck Profile.

Monsters:

Arcana Force 0 – The Fool
ATK: 0
DEF: 0
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 1
Effect: This card cannot be destroyed in battle. This card cannot be changed to Defense Position, except with a card effect. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Your opponent cannot select an ‘Arcana Force’ monster as an attack target, other than this card. Tails: Negate your opponent's card effects that target this card and destroy them.


Funnily enough, we start off with one of the few monsters that has a potential downside, that being The Fool, who’s base form is arguably one of the best Arcana Force monsters. It’s initial form was a 1 star monster that can’t be destroyed and has a chance to gain immunity from targeting provided that it lands on Tails, making it one of only two main Arcana Force monsters who’s Tails effect isn’t negative (The anime exclusive Hanged Man being the other).

As for the reworks’ downside, redirecting all incoming attacks to a battle destruction immune monster that has 0 ATK and can’t be switched to Defense position is a good way to take a lot of damage, but can be easily mitigated with cards such as Spirit Barrier and The Sanctuary in the Sky. Overall, not the most egregious offender, but a sign of things to come.


Arcana Force I – The Magician
ATK: 1100
DEF: 1100
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: During your turn, you can tribute this card, add a Spell card from your Graveyard to your hand. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Your opponent cannot target Spell/Trap cards on your field with card effects. Tails: Once per turn, when a Spell card is activated, you can draw 1 card.


Draw power is one of the most coveted effects one could hope for in the game, given how it thins your deck out and secures additional resources to further your plays. However, a monster that enables a single draw once per turn for performing the simplest of plays, without a limitation whatsoever can become quite messy, especially if multiple copies of it are on the field. The targeting protection is alright, but it doesn’t suit a monster that has frail base stats.

Arcana Force II – The High Priestess
ATK: 1200
DEF: 1200
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can add one ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your deck to your hand. Tails: Once per turn, you can add one Spell/Trap card that has ‘Arcana Force’ in its text from your deck to your hand.


Ah yes, now this one I’m sure the readers are familiar with; having been shown twice so far in this fic. A standard searcher that I’m genuinely surprised hasn’t been created yet, or at least a more balanced version of it. Adding a monster or a Spell/Trap once per turn isn’t that powerful on its own and even adds a bit of consistency to the deck. However, it is here that you should all be seeing the trend that’s emerging.

The actual Arcana Force cards have, with the exception of the EX monsters, a positive and a negative effect. What made the archetype so terrible was that on top of the negative effects screwing over the players harshly, the positive effects aren’t even that great most of the time.


Arcana Force III – The Empress
ATK: 1300
DEF: 1300
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: When your opponent Normal Summons or Sets a monster, you can Special Summon an ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your hand. Tails: Once per turn, you can Normal Summon an ‘Arcana Force’ monster in addition to your regular Summon.


For example, the Empress’ original Tails effect what that every time the opponent summons a monster, you were forced to discard a card, something the archetype cannot handle at all. Here, the author makes it so that both effects end up helping the player swarm the field, which helps out with summoning the higher level monsters in the deck.

Arcana Force IV – The Emperor
ATK: 1400
DEF: 1400
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: All ‘Arcana Force’ monsters you control gain 1000ATK. Tails: All ‘Arcana Force’ monsters you control gain 1000DEF.


Arguably the most boring of the changes, he just switched the Tails effect to be a +DEF and doubled the stat gain. Bringing out a couple of these could have your monsters gain a significant boost, something which the author opted to try out with some of the later monsters we’ll see in this mock.

Arcana Force V – The Hierophant
ATK: 1500
DEF: 1500
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can select a face-up ‘Arcana Force’ monster on the field other than this card; that card now has its opposite effect activated. Tails: Once, while this card is face up on the field, you can banish an ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your graveyard; this card gains the effects of the banished monster (you get to choose which effect to activate.)


And now we come to one of the more, problematic monsters so to speak. The Heads effect of switching an ‘Arcana Force’s’ effect can lead to a few potent loops, but it’s the Tails effect that’s worth going over; banish an Arcana Force monster to gain its effect, all while choosing whether it gains its Heads or Tails effect. Copying a monster’s effect has caused a few cards to get put on the banlist due to the combos it enabled, and this card is no different. You could banish a Fool to prevent your opponent from attacking if you have a second Fool on the board. You could banish a Magician for that sweet draw power, or you could banish an Emperor for the ATK boost; the options are plentiful with this poor rework.

And while we’re at it, this version is a lot different from the Hierophant that was shown in Chapter 14. Methinks the author opted to rework his rework.


Arcana Force VI – The Lovers
ATK: 1600
DEF: 1600
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: This card is treated as two Tributes for the Tribute Summon of an ‘Arcana Force’ monster. Tails: Once, while this card is face up on the field, you can Tribute monsters on your opponents’ side of the field to Tribute Summon an ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your hand. You cannot declare an attack the turn you activate this effect.


Tributing an opponent’s monster is one of the most powerful forms of removal, even in this day and age; hence how Kaijus’ gained their infamy. However the Lovers is more powerful than those, simply because you’re the one who gets the monster, while the opponent goes minus two. Granted, it is a one-time effect, and you miss out on your battle phase, but it is vastly outweighed by the cost of removing your opponents valuable resources. And it’s not like the Lovers becomes dead weight after using its effect; you can simply use the Hierophant to change its effect.

Arcana Force VII – The Chariot
ATK: 1700
DEF: 1700
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: If this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle, you can Special Summon that monster to your side of the field. Tails: Your opponent cannot take control over ‘Arcana Force’ monsters you control.


Monster snatching is another potent effect, however an unboosted Chariot is highly unlikely to destroy anything the opponent would play in this day and age. The reworked Tails effect is nothing special, it just prevents your own stuff from getting pinched, but it’s still a major upgrade from the original effect, which outright gave your opponent the monster.

Arcana Force VIII – Strength
ATK: 1800
DEF: 1800
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: During the Battle Phase, when an ‘Arcana Force’ monster is attacking or attacked, you can discard this card to double the ATK of that monster for that battle only. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Select one monster your opponent controls, take control of that monster. Tails: When this card attacks, its ATK is doubled during that battle.


Ah yes, this card is giving me fond memories of Bujingi Crane (I loved my Bujin deck from back then). Keep in mind, this card doubles the overall attack, so when combined with the previously mentioned Emperor, beating over things wouldn’t be a problem for this deck. As for it’s on-field effects; monster snatching is powerful as I’ve said before, and the option ov having a level 4 monster becoming a 3600ATK beater during your turn is nothing to sneeze at, despite being a little out-dated.

Arcana Force IX – The Hermit
ATK: 1900
DEF: 1900
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can shuffle a select number of cards from your hand into the deck, then draw cards equal to the amount you shuffled. Tails: If your opponent were to activate a card effect that enables them to add a card to their hand outside the Draw Phase, you can tribute this card, negate that effect and destroy that card.


Alright, so this card is a fusion of Reload and Ash Blossom and Joyous Springs; two completely different cards that have no connection whatsoever. Mind you, it’s not as good as Ash Blossom since you don’t need to summon the latter in order to pull off its effect. It’s not the worst thing the author made, so let’s move on.

Arcana Force X – The Wheel of Fortune
ATK: 2000
DEF: 2000
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 5
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can declare a number from 1 to 6 and roll a die, then if the result matches the declared number, draw cards equal to that number; otherwise, send cards from your deck to the Graveyard equal to the declared number. Tails: Roll a six-sided die and note the result; excavate cards from your deck equal to that number, then add one of those cards to your hand. Place the remaining cards back in the deck and shuffle it.


This card on the other hand, is fucking ridiculous. A ‘Sixth Sense’ like effect that can be used once per turn is ridiculous, seeing as how the later cards have some way to recover resources from the graveyard. Sure, it may be up to chance and whatnot, but the possibility of drawing up to six cards a turn on a monster with no restrictions whatsoever is absurd. The excavation effect will never see use as the Heads effect is just too good to ever pass up.

Arcana Force XI – Justice
ATK: 2100
DEF: 2100
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 5
Effect: If you control a face-up ‘Arcana Force’ monster, you can Normal Summon this card without Tributing. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: When this card destroys a monster by battle, select up to two cards in your Graveyard, shuffle them back into the deck and draw 1 card. Tails: If this card is destroyed by battle, select one ‘Arcana Force’ monster in your Graveyard and Special Summon it.


See what I mean? You can easily recover any milled cards by either shuffling them upon destroying a monster, or floating into another, potentially bigger monster than the one you lost. You milled a few cards as a result of Wheel of Fortune? No problem, just shuffle those cards back in your deck and draw one for your trouble! You accidentally milled a powerful monster to the grave? Just ram your monster into your opponents monster and let it float into that card!

Arcana Force XII – The Hanged Man
ATK: 2200
DEF: 2200
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 6
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: During your End Phase, shuffle an ‘Arcana Force’ monster you control back into your deck, then Special Summon an ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your Deck, with the same level as the monster that was shuffled. Tails: During your End Phase, destroy a face-up monster on your opponents’ field, then inflict damage to their lifepoints, equal to the ATK of the destroyed monster.


On its own, that Heads effect seems a little…pointless as your trading one monster for another. But when you factor in monsters with one-off effects like the Lovers, it gives you a loop that enables you to continuously tribute your opponents stuff for more monsters, all while shuffling a bit of dead weight in favour of another copy of the Lovers. It’s not the only use for the effect, but I’ll be the main one if for some reason Konami decides to make recreate these reworks.

Arcana Force XIII – Death
ATK: 2300
DEF: 2300
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 6
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Whenever an ‘Arcana Force’ monster declares an attack, your opponent cannot activate any Spell, Trap or monster effects until the end of the damage step. Tails: This card can declare an attack on all monster your opponent controls.


Truth be told, I could see this card being released albeit it with a few minor tweaks. While preventing your opponent from activating effects whenever your monsters attack is powerful, there are plenty of ways to counter such an effect. The Tails effect is alright, especially when paired up with the Emperor; seems the author opted to have Arcana Force become a beatdown oriented deck.

Arcana Force XIV – Temperance
ATK: 2400
DEF: 2400
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 6
Effect: During damage calculation, you can discard this card; you take no Battle Damage from that battle. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Halve all Battle Damage you take. Tails: During your End Phase, gain 500 Lifepoints for every face-up ‘Arcana Force’ monster with a different name on your field.


Oh look, on-field effects that are meaningless shit. The damage halving isn’t needed when you can just negate it with Temperance’s in-hand effect, and the lifepoint gain would only matter if the deck uses lifepoints as a cost for control effects, which it doesn’t, so it sucks.

Arcana Force XV – The Devil
ATK: 2500
DEF: 2500
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 7
Effect: (Quick Effect) You can discard this card, banish a monster on your opponents’ side of the field. (This effect ignores any immunities the targeted monster has.) All battle damage this card deals is doubled. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: If this card destroys a monster, it can make a second attack this turn. Tails: When this card is destroyed in battle, destroy the monster that battled it, then inflict damage to your opponent equal to the destroyed monsters ATK.


This card is a bit, haphazard so to speak. On one hand, the on-field effects help support the beatdown-oriented focus the author is going for, but why would you summon it when the discard effect is so overpowered that it’s not funny? Banishing a monster on your opponents field isn’t bad on its own, but when it ignores all immunities of the targeted monster, then it becomes ridiculous.

Arcana Force XVI – The Tower
ATK: 2600
DEF: 2600
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 7
Effect: If you control a face-up ‘Light Barrier’, you can Special Summon this card from your hand. Cannot be destroyed in battle by a monster with the same ATK as this card. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can banish a Spell/Trap card on your opponents’ side of the field (Your opponent cannot activate cards and effects in response to this effect). Tails: Once per turn, you can declare a level ranging from 1 to 12; all face-up ‘Arcana Force’ monsters have their levels changed to that of the declared result. This effect lasts until the end of your turn and you cannot summon monsters from your Extra Deck, except for XYZ monsters during the turn you activate this effect.


So we get a fairly simple Special Summoning condition, immunity to destruction via battling a monster with the same ATK, and the ability to banish a Spell/Trap on the opponents field, which can’t be countered whatsoever. All of that would fit on an archetypal boss monster, sure, but what is up with the Tails effect? As far as I can see, the author only made one Arcana Force monster in the Extra Deck, but it’s a Fusion so what’s with this XYZ shit; was the author hoping to give the deck access to the infamously powerful Rank 4 XYZ toolbox?

Arcana Force XVII – The Star
ATK: 2700
DEF: 2700
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 7
Effect: You can banish 2 ‘Arcana Force’ monsters from your Graveyard, Special Summon this card from your hand. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can discard a card to Special Summon one ‘Star Token’ (Level: 1/Type: Fairy/ATK 500/DEF 500) to your field and if you do, that token is treated as a Tuner. Tails: Once per turn, you can select a banished ‘Arcana Force’ monster and Special Summon it to your field.


As if the XYZ pandering wasn’t enough, now we have Synchro Summoning on out plate for some reason. The discard cost to summon a Tuner Token isn’t that bad, especially when this revamped deck can easily bring back the discarded card. And the “cost” for special summoning this card is laughable, especially since you can just bring back the banished monsters with no effort whatsoever. And like with the Hierophant, this is another rework of a card the author already made up, as if to say that he wasn’t pleased with his original effort.

Arcana Force XVIII – The Moon
ATK: 2800
DEF: 2800
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 7
Effect: During your Standby Phase, you can Special Summon a ‘Moon Token’ (Level: 1/Type: Fairy/ATK 0/DEF 0) while this card is face-up. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: You can tribute a ‘Moon Token’ and declare one Attribute, all face-up ‘Arcana Force’ monsters have their Attribute changed to the declared Attribute. If you activate this effect, you cannot Special Summon monsters from the Extra Deck except for XYZ monsters. Tails: If you control a face-up XYZ monster, and you would detach a material to activate an effect, you can tribute one ‘Moon Token’ instead.


And now were back at another one of the problem cards; free token summoning is bad enough with Link monsters dominating the meta right now, but the fact that you can tribute a token to offset the main drawback of XYZ monsters, that being the limited amount of times they can use their effects is ridiculous. It says something about a duelist when their best way of fixing an archetype is to power it up to absurd levels as opposed to working around its weaknesses.

Arcana Force XIX – The Sun
ATK: 2900
DEF: 2900
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 8
Effect: If this card was summoned by the effect of an ‘Arcana Force’ monster, add one ‘Light Barrier’ from your deck to your hand. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: While this card is face up on the field, all Link monsters with a Link rating of 2 or more now require one less material to summon. This effect only applies to the original owner of this card. Tails: When this card leaves the field, you can Special Summon a Link monster from your Graveyard to your Extra Monster Zone, or to a Main Monster Zone that a Link Monster points to.


The ability to easily add a Light Barrier to your hand is nice and I’m surprised they haven’t released a card like it yet, given how Arcana Force live and die by their Field Spell. Too bad the rest of this card is overpowered shit; decreasing the amount of required material for Link Summoning is bad enough, but when it only applies to the original owner of the card, then that’s outright bullshit.

Arcana Force XX – Judgement
ATK: 3000
DEF: 3000
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 8
Effect: This card can only be Tribute Summoned using ‘Arcana Force’ monsters as tributes. Cannot be destroyed by card effects. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: While this card is face up, your opponent cannot activate card effects from the Graveyard. Tails: Your opponent can only summon one monster from the Extra Deck per turn.


So we go from beatdown, to Extra Deck spamming to…lockdown? What’s with the nonsensical direction for the higher level monsters?! That aside, this card is more broken bullshit; locking your opponent out of their graveyard is a death sentence in the modern age, same as with limiting their Extra Deck summoning. All that on top of a monster with high stats and immunity to destruction from card effects, topped off with a “restriction” that’s barely a slap on the damn wrist.

Arcana Force XXI – The World
ATK: 3100
DEF: 3100
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 8
Effect: This card can only be Tribute Summoned using ‘Arcana Force’ monsters as tributes. Cannot be targeted by your opponents’ card effects. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: During your End Phase, you can send 2 monsters you control to your Graveyard to skip your opponents next turn. Tails: During your opponents Draw Phase, select one card from either your Graveyard or banished pile and add it to your hand.


To top off our look over the Major Arcana, here we have a rework of the best Arcana Force card in the game; everyone’s favorite Jojo reference! The turn skipping is very powerful despite the heavy cost, hence why a few casual decks had Darklords act as an engine to provide free tribute fodder. Here, it’s a lot easier to pull off given all the free summoning a player can easily pull off, especially when it gets targeting immunity which is something the card did not need at all.

Arcana Force EX – The Light Ruler
ATK: 4000
DEF: 4000
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 10
Effect: Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Must be Special Summoned by banishing three monsters from your Graveyard and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. When this card is Special Summoned, flip a coin. Heads: When this card destroys a monster by battle, add a card from your Graveyard, and your banished pile to your hand. Tails: Twice per turn, during either player's turn, when a Spell, Trap or monster effect is activated, you can decrease this card’s ATK by 1000 and if you do, the effect is negated and the card is destroyed. The ATK decrease lasts until the end of the turn.


And now we have one of the three boss monsters for the archetype; the summoning condition, I’ll admit is something that should’ve been implemented onto the original EX monsters as it turns them from unsummonable junk to potential comebacks. The Heads effect is more resource generating business, but it’s the Tails effect that’s the problem here. Being able to negate any Spell, Trap or monster effect twice per turn is broken, especially when the ATK decrease isn’t even permanent, something which the initial Light Ruler had.

Arcana Force EX – The Dark Ruler
ATK: 4000
DEF: 4000
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 10
Effect: Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Must be Special Summoned by banishing three monsters from your Graveyard and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. When this card is Special Summoned, flip a coin. Heads: This card can make a second attack during your Battle Phase. If this card attacks a Defense Position monster, inflict piercing damage to your opponent. Tails: If this card is destroyed, banish all cards on your opponents’ side of the field.


The second of the two boss monsters, which for an archetype used by an antagonist is exceedingly rare. It’s another case where the Heads effect is alright, but the Tails effect is absurd. Theoretically, you can destroy your own monster to banish all your opponents’ cards and finish them off in that turn. It’s may be the weaker of the three monsters, but oh boy we’re not down with the monsters yet.

Arcana Force EX – The Void Ruler
ATK: 5000
DEF: 5000
Attribute: Divine
Type: Fairy/Fusion
Level: 12
Fusion Material: ‘Arcana Force EX – The Light Ruler’ + ‘Arcana Force EX – The Dark Ruler’
Effect: Can only be Special Summoned from the Extra Deck by banishing the above cards you control (You do not use Polymerization) This card can only be summoned once per duel. While this card is face-up, your opponent cannot negate the effects of an ‘Arcana Force’ monster. This card is unaffected by your opponents’ card effects, nor can it be tributed. Once per turn, you can roll a six-sided die, banish cards from your opponents deck facedown equal to the result shown on the die. When this card is Special Summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Special Summon 2 ‘Arcana Force’ monsters from your Hand, Deck, Graveyard or banished pile, ignoring their summoning conditions (you get to choose their effects.) Tails: When this card destroys a monster by battle, or an ‘Arcana Force’ monster gets destroyed, place 1 ‘Eclipse Counter’ on this card. When this card has 7 ‘Eclipse Counters’ on it, you win the Duel.


Yep, you’ve read that right; a monster that’s immune to card effects, has stats that only a handful of monsters come close to, random milling in a way that prevents the opponent from ever getting those resources, special summoning monsters from anywhere while ignoring their summoning conditions, and an instant win condition. Never have I seen a boss monster bloated with this many effects, for seemingly no reason. The sad thing is that the win condition isn’t even needed when you can just swarm the field with Arcana Force monsters and attack your opponent for game.

Whew, that’s all the monsters done and dusted. Now it’s time for the spell and trap line up where I won’t be as verbose as before, if only due to them being less offensive.


Spells:

Light Barrier
Type: Field Spell
Effect: While this card is face up on the field, you can choose which effect of an ‘Arcana Force’ monster to apply instead of flipping a coin. If an ‘Arcana Force’ monster destroys a monster by battle, gain Lifepoints equal to the ATK of the destroyed monster. If this card leaves the field, set one Spell/Trap card that has ‘Arcana Force’ in its text on your side of the field.


It’s essentially the same thing as the original spell, only without the coin toss requirement and a floating effect for some reason. Mind you, I can see a reworked Light Barrier dropping the coin toss, but if they do remake it, I hope they don’t use this as their inspiration.

Cup of Ace
Type: Normal Spell
Flip a coin. Heads: You draw 2 cards. Tails: Your opponent draws 2 cards, then they banish 2 cards from their hand facedown.


Why? You had a perfectly balanced card offset by the chance of your opponent drawing cards, but you just had to throw that banishing effect for no reason!

Divination of Fate
Type: Normal Spell
Effect: During your Main Phase 2, if your opponent still has a monster on their field, Special Summon one ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your Deck, or Graveyard.

Reverse Reborn
Type: Equip Spell
Effect: Select one ‘Arcana Force’ monster in your Graveyard, Special Summon it in Attack Mode and apply the Tails effect to it. When this card leaves the field, destroy the monster equipped with it.

Ace of Sword
Type: Normal Spell
Effect: Select one monster on your opponents’ side of the field, destroy it and flip a coin. Heads: Gain Lifepoints equal to the ATK of the destroyed monster. Tails: Inflict damage to your opponent equal to the ATK of the destroyed monster.


Honestly, these three are just anime-exclusive cards with the first two having no edits whatsoever, and the third having some meaningless LP boost instead of the self-inflicted burn.

Pentacle of Ace
Type: Quick-Play Spell
Effect: If an ‘Arcana Force’ monster would leave the field by a card effect, you can negate that effect. Afterwards, flip a coin and apply the effect depending on the result. Heads: Draw a card for every face-up ‘Arcana Force’ monster on the field with a different name. Tails: Count the combined levels of all face-up ‘Arcana Force’ monsters on the field, then divide that result by the number of monsters used for the previous calculation; Special Summon an ‘Arcana-Force’ monster from your Deck with a Level equal to, or lower than the final result. You can banish this card from the Graveyard, add one ‘Arcana Force’ Spell/Trap except for ‘Pentacle of Ace’.


It says something when for a card this bloated with text, all it amounts to is another free summon from your deck. Just what on earth was the author going for with the whole “add up all the levels before diving them” nonsense?! And that’s just the Tails effect; the Heads effect is more draw power for a deck that already has enough draw power, all on top of an effect that negates the removal of a monster of yours.

Sowing of the Fool
Type: Continuous Spell
Effect: You can only play this card if you have a face-up ‘Arcana Force 0 – The Fool’ on your side of the field. Once per turn, you can send one ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your Deck to the Graveyard, banish cards from your opponents deck facedown, equal to the level of that monster.

The Sky Lord
Type: Continuous Spell
Effect: You can only activate this card if you have a Level 7 or higher ‘Arcana Force’ monster in the Graveyard. Send this card to the Graveyard, alongside ‘The Material Lord’ and ‘The Spiritual Lord’ to Special Summon an ‘Arcana Force EX’ monster from your Hand, Deck or Graveyard, ignoring its summoning conditions.


And we have two more anime-exclusive cards, the first of which has been excessively buffed to combo with the Void Rulers’ random banishing effect.

Traps:

The Material Lord
Type: Continuous Trap
Effect: Activate only when a Level 4 or lower ‘Arcana Force’ monster is in the Graveyard. Send a Level 5 or 6 ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your Deck to the Graveyard, set one ‘The Spiritual Lord’ from your Deck to your Field.

The Spiritual Lord
Type: Continuous Trap
Effect: Activate only when a Level 5 or 6 ‘Arcana Force’ monster is in the Graveyard. Send a Level 7 or higher ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your Deck to the Graveyard, add one ‘The Sky Lord’ from your Deck to your Hand.


More anime exclusives; nothing new to see here. Honestly, had they printed the Arcana Force cards that they didn’t print the first time around, then perhaps the deck wouldn’t have suffered so greatly.

Tour of Doom
Type: Continuous Trap
Effect: During your Standby Phase, flip a coin. Heads: Your opponent cannot Normal Summon during their next turn. Tails: Your opponent cannot Special Summon during their next turn.

Ace of Wand
Type: Counter Trap
Effect: When your opponent activates a Spell, Trap or monster effect, negate that effect and banish that card. Then you can toss a coin. Heads: Banish all copies of the negated card from your opponents Hand and Deck. Tails: Select one ‘Arcana Force’ monster in your Graveyard; Special Summon it and apply the Heads effect to it.


Why? Why would you make a Counter Trap card that enables you to special summon a monster from the graveyard?! Counter traps are meant to stop the opponents plays as opposed to netting you more free shit.

Reversal of Fate
Type: Normal Trap
Effect: Select one ‘Arcana Force’ monster you control; its effect is now that of the opposite coin toss result.

Arcana Call
Type: Normal Trap
Effect: Banish one ‘Arcana Force’ monster from your Graveyard to select an ‘Arcana Force’ monster on your field. The selected monster is granted the ATK, DEF and effect of the banished monster, with the same coin toss result.


And we end things off with two traps that have been rendered null and void by the Hierophant. Because what better way to end this mini mock off than with a flop?

I apologize if my analysis was more boring than entertaining, but I wanted to show you just how lacking the author’s knowledge of the card game is. Rather than have Sartorius use cards such as Second Coin Toss and Valhalla, Hall of the Fallen to make up for the decks shortcomings, he just basically scrapped the thing and recreated it in his own image. The sad thing is that this isn’t a deck being used by a hero or even a waifu, but a villain that the author happens to like a lot. Anyway, thank you all for reading, I should be back on my regular mocking schedule soon.
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:17 am

After that quick analysis on why the author has no business making up new cards, it’s time to delve into another chapter featuring the ever so wonderful fight scene/lemon combo. Well let’s not keep you all waiting any longer, time to mock this chapter.

Well it’s time for another dip into the Metal Slug universe, as the heinous agents of the Waifu Army rally up with some of Gotham’s most infamous criminals to stage a devastating takeover of the Tokyo Bay area. Will the heroes be able to stop them? Let’s find out right now.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Warning: There will be a lemon in this chapter

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 39: A fruitful alliance?

Metal Slug Loyalist Headquarters

The air was unusually calm, despite the situation thrusted upon them regarding the MS Waifu Army’s next move. Astolfo and his group were patiently waiting in the lobby for Nikita to call them in, when the door to the back room opened and an entirely different person stepped in to greet the heroes, clipboard in hand. She was a young girl, around the same age as Nikita, give or take a year, and had her light blue hair done up into twin hoops, her matching blue eyes gazing at the heroes. Her outfit was fairly simple; consisting of a light green button up shirt that had a few military patches sewn onto it, a short dark-green skirt that goes down to her thighs, a pair of high-heels and a pair of simple white gloves on her hands, with a military cap resting on her head.

“Ah, you must be the ones Niki-chan loves talking about. The name’s Chloe; I’m her personal assistant and transportation officer in charge of the maintenance. Under my watchful gaze, every single busted-up vehicle gets rebuilt to perfection!” She introduced herself, proudly bragging about her accomplishments.

“Greetings miss. I take it you’re Nikita’s special somebody as well…” Chevalier smiled, paying close attention to her choice of honorifics with the young woman chuckling lightly.

There’s a funny little story about this little ship between Nikita and Chole; initially it was born from someone commissioning art of the two engaging in lesbian sex while several men jerked off onto them. One thing led to another and it ended up becoming a major part of the MSA fan-canon according to the community. It may not be all that exciting, but I figured I’d educate you all for a change.

“Well you’re not wrong, but it’s more of an open secret truth be told…” Chole replied, a faint blush forming on her cheeks. “Anyway, she’s ready to give you the details of your next mission, alongside that commissioner guy from Gotham. For security reasons, I insist that I come along with you guys, not that I don’t trust you or anything.”

“Understandable, we all gotta follow protocol when it comes to the military.” Sothe chimed in, the young girl gesturing at the heroes to follow her towards their destination. A couple minutes later, they arrived at the board room and took their seats, with Chloe bowing politely before her leader.

“Thanks for delivering them on time, hun. You sure know how to get the job done.” Nikita praised her companion,

In more than one way, I assume; eh, EH?

the latter smiling to herself before sitting right beside her. “Thank you all for coming, I assume you already know why you’re here.”

“Yes, we’ve heard the news about a potential alliance between the Waifu Army and a few of the supervillains, in order to seize control over the Tokyo Bay area.” Roland answered.

“Right, but what’s baffling is the villains who chose to initiate the alliance.” Commissioner Gordon began, showing the heroes portfolios with details surrounding Ratcatcher, Calendar Man, Killer Moth and the Mad Hatter. “These four crooks usually work alone, but for some reason they rallied together recently.”

Probably to move the plot along or keep their assets safe from the Rapists of Kosmos.

“Probably to give them an edge over the competition. A decent tactic, but is circumvented by the villains inherently treacherous nature.” Nikita chimed in, noticing that Chevalier was focusing his attention on Mad Hatter’s portfolio. “Is something the matter…?”

“This guy is said to harness powerful technology, capable of brainwashing someone into doing his bidding. Do you think he supplied the Waifu Army with the technology needed to gain control over their minions?” The blonde man inquired.

“I’m not sure, but it seems highly probable. That just means we’ll have to teach that little weasel a lesson in pain…” Boudica chimed in, anticipating a satisfying punishment for the wicked criminal.

Oh goodie, another game of ‘Punch the Midget’. Can I join in? Because it can get awfully boring in this cramped little office of mine.

“Don’t get your hopes too high up; the Hatter’s a crafty, cowardly fellow. Knowing him he’d most likely throw his “teammates” to the wolves in order to save his hide, that is if he himself isn’t the sacrificial lamb.” Gordon reminded the heroes. “I also heard from Ame that you had a run-in with Catwoman following Bane’s arrest.”

“Yeah, it seemed like that she’s on our side, but she could be playing us all for chumps. Heck, she may even lend us a hand in defeating these villains.” Astolfo answered in a hopeful manner.

Wouldn’t it be funny if this whole thing was a result of Catwoman pulling some shit behind the scenes? I doubt it’ll happen though, probably because it’ll mean someone getting the better of our Villain Sue Tressa, and we can’t let that happen now, can we?

“Don’t count on it; she does whatever she wants to do. And it’s not like we can get Batman to help us, he’s still recovering from what Tressa did to him all those weeks ago.” The commissioner knocked down the comment.

“In any case, we better get to work as soon as possible. The longer we take, the more innocent people that could get hurt by their actions.” Micaiah pressed the issue, Nikita slowly nodding her head in agreement.

Yes, the innocent people who get hurt by their poorly made gacha game. And let’s not forget their thugs who terrify the masses by standing there menacingly.

“In that case, you better get cracking. As always, I want to hear tales of success from your end. Dismissed!” The young general called out, with Astolfo and his group getting up and taking their leave.

Tokyo Bay

The area was filled with the bustling of various underlings, shuffling around like mindless zombies while doing what they were ordered to, with the Gotham villains keeping a close eye on them.

“Hehehehe, look at them go, scurrying around like rats following the Pied Piper. Who needs super strength and super intelligence when you’ve got minions doing the work for you?” The Mad Hatter cackled with glee, clasping his hands together.

“Pffft, my rats are far superior to these mindless drones. Of course, that bastard Boles had to kill him all, but Lady Tressa made him pay for his crimes.” The Ratcatcher chimed in.

Then go get some more rats, you bitch.

“Wait until the media hears about this plan, I’ll finally have my rightful place alongside the legends of Gotham.” Killer Moth grinned an egotistical grin, his mind conjuring up future schemes to fulfil his thirst for fame and glory.

“Bah, who needs those tossers? We’ll form our own gang, with blackjack and hookers—” Calendar Man began.

“Sorry bub, Tressa was the one who said that first.” The Ratcatcher replied snidely, snickering under his breath as the stocky man sighed in defeat.

If that’s the case, then I hope her taste in prostitutes is exquisite.

“I know…I just wanted them so badly.” Calendar Man admitted, as a familiar figure waltzed up to them.

“Well if you boys want a good time so badly, then I’ll be happy to indulge you.” Izabella grinned, posing proudly in front of the criminals.

Please, I doubt even the most desperate of fools would fall for you, Little Miss Torture.

“Ah, you must be our contact from the Waifu Army. Pleased to meet you, I’m sure our alliance will be a success.” The Mad Hatter chimed in

“HAHAHA! It will indeed; you lot want your glory, and I want those soy-snorters killed. It’s a…mutual benefit shall we say?” Izabella said, leaning in closer to the villains.

“Indeed; we will make sure that those Loyalists you despise shall be slain by our infallible might.” Killer Moth pledged, with Izabella chuckling loudly.

“I knew I made the right decision in hiring you lot! Do your job well, and I’ll let the four of you play with my big milkies…” The tall woman replied huskily, showing the four men a generous amount of cleavage before walking away, leaving the criminals baffled by what just happened.

“…was she flirting with us back there?” The Mad Hatter inquired, a confused look on his face.

I like how even the supervillains have no fucking idea what to do about the hussy that just flashed them.

“Beats me, but I’m not gonna knock her offer back.” The Ratcatcher admitted, as one of the thugs ran up to him and whispered something into his ear. “Ah good…seems that we’re all-ready for action. All we need to do now is stand by and attend that woman’s rousing speech to the crowd.”

“Here-Here! Let’s make our mark on history!” Calendar Man hollered, the four villains making their way to the crowd and took their seats as Izabella made her way to the podium

Oh boy, this is gonna be painful…

“Gentlemen! We are hear today in order to establish ourselves as the true Metal Slug fans. Those hypocritical Loyalists claim that us waifu agents are a disgrace to the Metal Slug franchise, yet they welcome those who cater to their impossibly high standards. The worst part is that those traitors abandoned us and embraced the clunky machines that we hate so much. Well enough is enough! We will reclaim the glory that we deserve, reclaiming the treacherous waifus and turning them into sex objects for us to profit off of, before setting out sights on the fangames that the soy-slurpers salivate over. Rest assured, we will sexualise their precious characters, turning them into fap meat for you all to enjoy, which’ll make the soy-slurpers kill themselves out of despair! Long live the Waifu Army!” Izabella roused the crowd with her speech, who kept on chanting “Long live the Waifu Army!”

‘Soy this’ and ‘soy that’; can’t you fucks ever come up with some original insults for once in your life?! That said, this whole speech was nothing new; it’s the same shit that Krishna babbles about all the time.

“It’ll take more than that to stop us!” A heroic voice called out, smoke bombs blanketing the area as the waifu soldiers turned around, glaring at the source of the smoke as it died down and revealed Astolfo and his gang.

“Well, well, well. If it isn’t the fangame zealots. Rest assured you’ll make lovely hostages…” The Mad Hatter cackled in glee, with the heroes narrowing their eyes at him.

“Cut the crap, asshole! You’re the ones who supplied the Waifu Army with their evil technology, brainwashing innocent children to relinquish all their money.” Chevalier snapped, pointing at the twisted midget.

So does that mean you’re gonna run him over like HMT did to that other midget in her death chapter?

“Hahaha…for a soy-snacker you’re not that dumb.” Izabella called out, walking up to the heroes in a casual manner. “Yes, we acquired the technology we use from this crook, but it was for the best. All we wanted was to make money off of Metal Slug Attack, yet you deny us that basic right.”

“Give me a break, you only see your former friends as sex objects to be exploited. You created a crappy game that has virtually nothing going for it, other than the Metal Slug name. if anything, you ought to show the war machines some more love given that they’re the ones who are keeping you dumbasses afloat. Once we defeat your worthless army, Nikita shall reclaim the rights that she deserves and will keep all the good characters in, while scrapping all the crappy fanservice bait that you infected the game with.” Micaiah replied, smugly, infuriating the tall woman.

Is that your purpose in this fic, Micaiah; spout the most sanctimonious shit I’ve ever heard in my life before spreading your legs so the author avatar can dump his cum into you?

“Grrr! I’ll teach you to shut your trap! Minions, destroy these worthless soy-suckers, now!” Izabella demanded, anger coursing through her veins as the waifu soldiers charged towards the heroes in a sloppy manner, the heroes gaining an immediate advantage.

Alright, fight’s over folks. Nothing to see—

The heroes proceeded to ready themselves for battle, with Astolfo lunging towards a pair of waifu soldiers and slashed them with his sword, before turning around and impaling a third mook in the face. Another pair of waifu grunts lunged towards the pinkette, only for him to decapitate the grunts before picking up a knife and flung it towards yet another grunt, sending the tosser flying a few feet back where he crumpled up on the floor and died.

I SAID NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS!!

Meanwhile, Chevalier and Blair teamed to deal with more waifu grunts, the blonde man plunging his rapier in a grunts heart before kicking him aside. Another thug attempted to pin Blair down, only for the young girl to dodge the attack and deliver a few swift kicks to the grunt before stabbing him in the back with her machete.

Why would Blair ever use a machete? She never had one in the damn show. Then again, that would make GX just a tad bit more amazing than it already is.

Angered over watching his comrade getting slain right before him, a third waifu thug brought out a pistol and attempted to shoot Blair, only for the young girl to fling her machete at the grunt, impaling his chest with the blade before lunging towards him, punching him in the crotch and yanking the weapon out of his chest, the grunt collapsing on the floor and died.

“Hehehe…I’ve been itching for a battle, let’s hope you’ll provide one for me.” Boudica grinned at the grunts, who let out a battle cry before opting to charge at the older woman, who unsheathed her sword and slew three of the grunts immediately, before rolling to dodge the attack and stabbed another grunt in the chest. A couple of waifu soldiers brought out some rusted pipes and attempted to bludgeon her with the weapons, only for her to block them with her shield, using her sword to slice off their arms before stabbing them in the chest. Meanwhile, Roland was squaring off against half a dozen thugs, eager to dish the sinister soldiers a side order of pain as the thugs charged at him. He slew two of them effortlessly, their heads fly off a few feet in the air as drops of blood splattered the ground, while a third soldier attempted to stab him from behind, only for Roland to turn around and bisect the sneaky tosser.

Heroes win, losers drool. Why does the author even bother with these scenes when they’re the exact same every time?

This angered the remaining grunts, who charged at the valorous man in an attempt to kill him, only for Roland to chuckle at the fools before slashing the grunts into lots of bloody pieces, terrifying the villains as they watched their minions get slaughtered with ease.

“W-What do we do?!” The Ratcatcher cried out in fear, sweating up a storm.

“There’s one thing we can do; take out those two hooligans!” The Mad Hatter called out, pointing to Micaiah and Sothe as the other three villains chuckled to themselves, before charging towards the heroes in an attempt to kill them.

“We gotta be careful with them, we were tasked with capturing them, so we have to make sure we don’t kill them.” Micaiah notified her lover, who gave her a supportive smile.

“I hear you, I’ll immobilise those pathetic thugs with ease!” Sothe grinned, lunging towards Calendar Man and punched him in the crotch, causing the big man to groan in pain and fall to his knees. Flipping over the fallen man, Sothe delivered a series of swift punches to the villain’s face, before delivering a powerful kick that sent the man flying back a few feet and clutch his stomach in pain.

Damn Sothe, you got some serious game with you!

“Hahaha! I’ll shower you in my goo!” Killer Moth declared, flying up in the air and fired his cocoon gun at Micaiah,

Kinda like how I plan on showering the author’s waifus with my goo. Say what you will about the guy, but he has good taste in fictional women.

who rolled to dodge the attack and fired a weak bolt of magic to immobilise his mechanical wings, sending the villain crashing towards the ground. Annoyed over the loss of his wings, he took aim once more and fired a massive stream of goo at her once more, only for her to use a spell to block the incoming attack, before reflecting it back at him, encasing him in his own goo before delivering a swift punch to his jaw, knocking the villain out.

“Oh no…all our thugs are gone and we’re two men down!” The Mad Hatter cried out, with Blair and Chevalier directing their attention to the short man.

Well you still have Izabella—wait, hold on. What the hell is she doing while all this is going down, standing there while spouting off the same shitty soy jokes as always?

“The tables have turned now, you creep!” Blair declared, with Micaiah and Sothe joining up with them. “You take on the Ratman; we’ll take this scumbag!”

“F-Fuck yoooooouuuuuuu!!” The Ratcatcher roared, running towards the citizens of Daein while swinging his arms wildly in a windmill motion. The duo was able to dodge his attacks and delivered swift blows to the sides of his torso, causing him to collapse to his knees, groaning in pain.

Amazing display there, Ratcatcher. You almost put Radius and his earlier performance to shame.

Looking in each other’s eyes and gave a quick nod to the other, they delivered a twin punch to his face, knocking the villain out. The Mad Hatter opted to flee the scene, running away from the scene as quickly as his short legs were able to, only for Chevalier to lunge towards the man, pinning him down and delivered some punches to his face before tying his hands up with some rope.

“N-Nooooo!! Don’t arrest me…I only wanted the infamy that the other villains have…” The Mad Hatter cried out, sobbing quietly to himself.

You already have the infamy you desire, as one of Batman’s most notable B-Grade villains. Perhaps this will teach you not to be so greedy.

“That’s what you get for selling dangerous technology to money hungry witches!” Blair retorted, kicking him in the face a single time. Having incapacitated the Gotham villains, the heroes directed their attention to Izabella, who had a horrified look on her face.

“T-This can’t be! Useless two-bit thugs, I should’ve done this on my own!” She growled at the heroes.

Then why didn’t you? I mean it’s not like you couldn’t join in alongside your useless thugs.

“The jigs up! You can come quietly with us, or we can do this the hard way. It’s your choice…” Astolfo smiled dangerously at her, the older woman digging into her shirt pocket.

“I will not surrender to you soy-swallowers!” Izabella smirked, quickly flicking something into her mouth and bit down on it, foam leaking out of the sides of her mouth before collapsing onto the floor a few seconds later and died, with police sirens echoing throughout the area.

And nothing of value was lost.

Soon enough, Commissioner Gordon and Nikita arrived on scene as several members of Gotham PD surrounded the defeated villains and dragged their unconscious bodies to the police vans.

“That was some damn fine work you lot pulled off, if a bit on the violent side. A shame that this Izabella took the easy way out before we can interrogate her.” Gordon commented, watching the rest of his men arrest the surviving waifu thugs.

“Izabella was always a coward, easily kowtowing to Elysion and her groups twisted demands. I’m not at all surprised that she chose the easy way out.” Nikita replied, turning to face the heroes. “Thank you for your outstanding effort today. I’ll let you know whenever we’ve found another member of the Divine Vanguard.”

Great, does this mean we have to sit through two more boring as shit brawls before you can reclaim your Reborn jewelry or whatever?

“Thank you for your assistance, we’ll keep in touch with you whenever you need someone to punish those heinous waifus.” Astolfo replied, the heroes making their departure from the area to head back to base.

Starlight Studios: late at night

The rest of the day was fairly quiet for the most part, following the usual status report to Ame. Astolfo spent the day chilling out with Cain and Adrienn, flirting with them in preparation for their big night together. Sothe and Micaiah retreated to their room, where they proceeded to spend the rest of the night fucking each other like crazy, while Chevalier, Blair and Boudica spent the night relaxing by the fireplace, reading a wide variety of books from the library. However, Roland was minding his own business, taking a quiet walk down the corridors, when a familiar figure dragged him into the VR room.

Well it’s a good thing the author finished off that fight earlier, because guess what’s about to happen next?!

“Hiya Roly!” Julia chirped at him, hands behind her back. “So are you ready for tonight?”

“A-Ah yeah, I was just distracted by my own thoughts regarding todays events.” The blonde man hastily replied, scratching the back of his head. “I’m still lost as to why exactly the two sides would ally with each other, given the bad blood between them.”

“Maybe they wanted to catch up with each other, just like old times.” The cheerleader smiled, getting the VR machine ready for tonight’s session. “So hot-stuff…are you ready for another night of boomies?”

I’m not, but when have you ever taken me into consideration? I’m tired of being the third wheel in this shitshow of a story made from card games, fangames and videogames in general.

“Yeah, just give me a minute to strip down…and I’m all good now!” Roland answered, stripping himself of his clothes and hopped up on the chair. “So who’ll be my partner for tonight?”

“I figured I’ll make the third simulation a little interesting, so I opted to have Kymmi be the lucky girl tonight.” Julia answered, the young man raising an eyebrow in response.

“Isn’t she a little young?” Roland inquired.

Good question, Roland. Having taken a glance at the official art of her on the Pokémon Clover website, she looks around 16 years old, give or take a year. Therefore, she may be risky territory mate. Then again, I doubt that’ll stop the author and his ravenous lust.

“Not to worry, she’s old enough to fall under the age of consent, so you won’t be like that nasty old Tayama you and Serra encountered all those weeks ago.” Julia smiled, watching Roland put on the joystick and VR goggles. “Ok, you’re all ready. Time to put in you’re a-game once again!”

The young man nodded, lying back on the chair as Julia hopped onto her seat and booted up the simulation, the peppy girl knowing that Roland will enjoy it.

Since this is a Virtual Reality Simulation, this next scene will be read from Roland’s perspective. I hope you enjoy what’s coming up; remember if you don’t like it, you’re free to skip it.

Oh believe me, I would’ve skipped all these lemons if I could!

The 5-year anniversary party for the founding of Starlight Studios was being hosted on a cruise ship dubbed the Ruse Cruise. Me and my friends were lucky enough to get invited to the party and dressed ourselves up for the occasion. As one would expect, it was a most wonderful party, with everyone having a good time as they sat down and watched slideshows depicting the development of their respective games. A couple hours later, the main events have concluded, and things had quietened down for the most part, with Ame walking up to me in order to collect my thoughts regarding the party.

“Good evening Roland, I take it you enjoyed yourself tonight?” The older woman inquired, how choice of outfit being the same billowing dress she wore on her birthday party.

So is this wet dream taking place after the war with Krishna and co. or is it still somehow going?

“I greatly enjoyed myself tonight; it was most interesting seeing what went on behind the scenes given that I wasn’t on any of the development teams.” I answered, with Ame writing my response down in her notebook.

“Thank you for answering.” She replied, before remembering something else she wanted to say. “One more thing, my daughter Kymmi has been acting a little odd for the last 30 or so minutes, keeping herself locked up in her cabin. Mind checking up on her for me?”

“I’m more than happy to do so; this shouldn’t take too long.” I accepted, with Ame smiling at me in appreciation as I made my way to Kymmi’s cabin, which happened to be on the other side of the ship. Thankfully the walk there didn’t take too long, given that everyone else was either in the main hall, or having some fun with each other in their respective cabins.

So everyone’s partying like it’s Ancient Rome all over again? Well sign me up for this Ruse Cruise; I wanna join in on this parade!

Arriving at the door to her room, I briskly knocked on it, calling out to her to get a response from her, but to no avail. It was then that I heard a low, almost quiet moan coming from inside, a sense of dread welling up inside me as thoughts of the young woman laying in a pool of her own blood rushed into my mind. Throwing caution to the wind, I quickly burst into the room, only to receive the surprise of a lifetime.

“G-Gah! What are you doing here?!” Kymmi demanded, an embarrassed expression on her face as she covered her skirt with her hands.

Funny thing I ought to mention; in Clover itself, the player confronts Kymmi on a cruise ship, pleasuring herself with a dildo before engaging in a climactic showdown. It may seem risqué, but it’s Clover so it’s to be expected.

“I-I-I’m so sorry! I thought you were injured so I rushed in to see if you were alright!” I apologised profusely, quickly closing the door behind me.

“Well…I can’t stay angry at you for having my well-being in mind, but i can’t just let you off the hook so easily.” She smirked playfully, gesturing me to sit on the bed beside her.

“What do you have in mind…?” I inquired, doing as she told only for her to wrap her arms around me and kiss me on the lips, further surprising my already rattled mind. “E-Eh?!”

“You barged into my room while I was masturbating. Allow me to punish you by having sex with you.”

Not even the shittiest of porno films have plots this asininely bad.


“Got you by surprise, didn’t I?” Kymmi giggled, wrapping her arm around me. “Lately I’ve been feeling stressed due to my workload, despite everyone’s efforts to make things easier. This has built up inside me, and I’ve been desiring some stress relief for some time now. I think you know where this is going…”

“Y-You want to spend the night with me?” I replied, with Kymmi nodding in confirmation. “Wouldn’t Ame get angry at us for considering the idea?”

“Not really; as long as we aren’t too loud I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.” She replied, leaning over to whisper in my ear.

I doubt she’ll be concerned with the volume, as much as she would be concerned over her youngest daughter getting fucked in the ass!

“So Roland, are you ready for tonight….” She purred, her voice sending shivers down my spine.

“Heh, you know me sugar.” I replied playfully, bringing her in closer as we began to kiss each other passionately, our tongues rubbing up against one another in each other’s mouths. I leant back and fell onto her bed, allowing Kymmi to pin me as she puckered my neck with several soft kisses, my hands running through her glistening golden hair. A few minutes later, we broke off from our kiss and opted to strip ourselves in order to show the other what we’ve for. While Kymmi wasn’t as curvy as some of the other lovers I’ve slept with, she still looked strikingly beautiful, posing herself in a cutesy manner while wearing nothing but a white lace bra and white lace panties, whereas I was wearing nothing but my boxers.

I’d say you’re lookin’ fine Kymmi, but I’m not even sure how old you are! Last thing I want is to get arrested for lusting after underage characters from Pokémon fangames.

“I guess someone’s a little excited…” she giggled, pointing to the growing bulge in my boxers.

“Heh, I’m not the only one getting excited.” I replied, hugging her tightly once more as we resumed out kissing, my hand rubbing up and down her smooth back, the young woman moaning cutely in my ear. However, a part of me wanted to try something new, something I’m sure the both of us would like. Lowering my head to her clothed breast, I began suckling the smooth, aroused nipple and began caressing her other breast with my free hand, causing her to gasp in surprise before a wave of pleasure overcame her.

Oh that’s new, you’re sucking her tit without taking her bra off. Truly, you are the most innovative lover out there, Junpei.

“A-Ah!” Kymmi moaned cutely, a thin trail of drool oozing down her chin. “Where’d you learn this technique?”

“I picked it up from hours of practise.” I answered, my tongue flicking her nipple as my other hand reached under her bra and gently squeezed her soft breast, with Kymmi giggling cutely in response. Feeling the sensation of something pressing up against her exposed belly, Kymmi lowered my boxers and took a firm hold of my hardened cock, stroking it slowly while rubbing the head against her belly, sending pleasurable shivers down my spine.

“Ahhh…that feels amazing…” I moaned in bliss, my tongue continuing its duty as my lover gently pet my head as a means of encouragement.

“I figured you’d like this…I’ve noticed your gaze focusing on my stomach a few times.” Kymmi chuckled lightly, a fierce blush appearing on my face. “You’re so cute when you blush, you know that?”

Was that comment about Grazia loving belly-rubs subtle foreshadowing for the author’s own fetish regarding Kymmi’s belly? Great, that means I can expect a shitty game reference soon.

“Y-Yeah…” I replied, resuming my suckling as Kymmi ceased her stroking momentarily to apply a bit of lube to her hands, before clamping down on my member once more and started stroking even quicker than before, her hand sliding up and down my pecker at impressive speeds, with her grip tightening over it. “G-Gah! This is amazing!” I cried out, the tension inside me reaching a boiling point.

“Teehee, well what are you waiting for? Let it all out!” Kymmi encouraged me, giving my balls a quick squeeze to add to the pleasure. I tried in vain to hold it in so I can enjoy this feeling for as long as possible, but I could only last for around five minutes. With a deep, guttural moan I blasted my gravy all over her soft belly, catching her by surprise as she fell back onto her soft bed, leaving her in a sticky situation.

That’s not the only sticky situation Junpei’ll find himself in, the greasy piece of—

“Allow me to repay the favour…” I purred, getting on my hands and knees as I licked all my cum off her soft belly, with Kymmi giggling cutely in response. The taste was rather sweet, reminding me of those sour gummi worms I used to buy when I was a kid, my tongue greedily lapping up all the gravy it could.

>tasted sweet
>reminiscent of sour gummi worms.

You can only pick one, you sick fuck!


Once it was all gone, I lowered her panties and began licking her sweet pussy, desperate to satisfy my newfound hunger as my lover moaned in bliss.

“A-Ah! K-Keep it up, sweetheart!” Kymmi begged, her mind wracked with pleasure as her most sensitive of areas was getting prodded by my slippery tongue. My fingers began prodding and poking the soft flesh, rubbing her moist clit in small circles as my tongue continued burrowing deep inside her. Soon enough, my fingers decided to explore her soft pussy, inserting themselves in it and rubbing small circles on her vaginal walls as my lover let out a surprised yelp. “Oh my! You know how to make a lady squeal.”

Oh stop, I’m sure you’re just faking it to make him feel better about himself.

“I aim to please.” I replied, intensifying my licking as the young lady moaned in bliss, the taste of pre-cum dripping down onto my tongue. I savoured the flavor, knowing that I’ll be showered in a much sweeter flavor if I kept up my licking and fingering. As I continued pleasuring my lover, Kymmi started shivering on the spot, as if she knew what was about to happen next. Seeing this I sped up my licking even faster, watching her moan cutely as she came all over my face and tongue, the taste of her salad dressing intoxicating my senses and driving my lust into overdrive. “That was a delectable entrée, but I feel like the main course now…”

Eh, I wish there was a side order of fries with my bowl of ‘Questionably-Aged Cum’. That and a large soda, because you can never go wrong with one.

“In that case, dig in…” Kymmi purred, resting on her side as I followed suit, inserting my rock-hard tool into her and began thrusting slowly, the young lady moaning cutely as my cock was nice and snug inside her. Her pussy’s sheer warmth was mind-blowing, the tightness adding to the amazing sensation.

“Ahhh…this feels fantastic.” I sighed in bliss, continuing my slow thrusts into her. “I thought this night couldn’t get any better, but I’m glad I was proven wrong.”

What else were you doing all night, fucking everyone else till they fell asleep?!

“Y-Yeah, it’s making me anticipate just how good our 10-year anniversary will be. Perhaps we’ll take part in an orgy or something.” Kymmi chimed in, a devious look on her face. “Hehehe, I can tell you’re excited just from the thought alone; I know about your nights with several of my co-workers.”

“H-Hey…I just wanted them to feel good, that’s all.” I sheepishly replied, a fierce blush on my face as Kymmi laughed at me, only to yelp in surprise as I picked up the pace of my thrusts a fair bit. “Seems that you’re not complaining about the orgy at all.”

Who wants to bet that if there was a fangame orgy written in this dreck, the author will be the only person with a dick who gets invited? Because heaven forbid someone try and take the author’s monopoly on fangame pussy.

“If I get to spend some time with you on that fateful night; then I’ll be fine with a dozen orgies.” The young lady admitted, some drool oozing from her mouth as a result of the delicious pleasure she was receiving. Once more, I picked up my thrusting, my moist cock ploughing through her soft pussy as an all-too familiar sensation coursed through my body. Mustering up all the willpower I could, I ignored my own needs and focused on Kymmi, leaning over and started licking her smooth neck as my hands began gently squeezing her breasts once more. This triple-threat of pleasure proved to be too much for her, the young lady moaning cutely as she came all over my meat, coating it in her ranch sauce. Having fulfilled my gentlemanly duty, I took my cock out of her and began stroking myself to finish off, moaning loudly as a large glob of ectoplasm shot out my dick and sprayed Kymmi’s face and chest with the goo.

And with a poorly written moneyshot that wouldn’t be out of place in some Ghostbusters porno parody, this lemon comes to a close. Though it was as shit as the other ones, I’m just glad there wasn’t any videogame references in it.

“S-Sorry about that…” I sheepishly apologised, the two of us panting for breath as Kymmi used a handtowel to wipe the gunk off her body.

“It’s fine, nothing a simple wash can’t fix.” She cracked a joke, having finished cleaning up my cum off her body, tossing the towel in the wash-basket and laying down on her bed. “Well I’m beat; that was just what I needed. Thanks for helping me out Roland.”

“No need to thank me, I was just making up for my previous mistake.” I replied, lying down beside her. “Goodnight, Kymmi.”

“Goodnight Roland. May we have more fruitful years to enjoy our company’s success.” Kymmi smiled at me, the two of us drifting off into a peaceful sleep.

The Virtual Reality Simulation/lemon is over

Another chapter done and dusted; I took a glance at the author’s page and lo and behold, this thing passed the 50-chapter benchmark. I’m gonna be mocking this shit until the end of my days, aren’t I?

A little shorter than my usual lemons, but I didn’t want to have it overstay it’s welcome. All that said, how’d you enjoy it? I know I liked it. I’m not 100% what the next chapter will hold, so it’ll be a nice surprise to you all. Catch you later everyone!

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant reclaimed)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Chloe
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl (Defeated)
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella (K.I.A)
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Sartorius Kumar
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius
Lavia
Baron (K.I.A)
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter (Arrested)
The Ratcatcher (Arrested)
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth (Arrested)
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man (Arrested)
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
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A quote from Andrew himself

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by ConcernedGamer » Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:55 pm

I'm almost certain I must be repeating myself along the way in this rant, but this just has to get off my chest at this point, especially after this chapter.

I feel like I've had the revelation of a lifetime in mulling over the author's way of narrating and producing his so called plot and action in this fanfic.
When I boil it down and look at it from all the angles I can find comparison to, I can't help but find this thing, this vapid fanfic, as nothing but the dramatic fantasy reenactment of a Twitter fandom war, fully envisioned by a self-proclaimed banner-carrier.

Every morally wrong cross and soy-term coined parry is the same, had you had the misfortune to get someone to boast how they totally ignored their opposing trolls who says mean things, that were totally slain and cowering before the righteous cause, dismantled with ease because they blunder into the next 'got em' response, which was sent their way and was never replied to. It's not about changing minds, it's about slaying the opposition to feel better with feigned justice and force-driven superiority, while proving that less than lethal options are always an option that's simply never used, that's how awesome the good guys are. Using metaphorical punches against the meanies who disagree, don't like the thing you like, or like the thing you like in a different way than you, who desires your waifus and have another microcosm of in-fighting, which in reality mirrors the spat currently at hand but that is too close to make them realize the similarity, this fanfic emulates it all.

Because that's apparently the value of entertainment, of amount of wit and bravery, of glory and importance that these stakes can take. This is where caricature obscenity-spouters die like faceless, harmless toddlers, swarming into the gory blender of certain death, for fan games and waifus. A ignorant, selfawareness-lacking, crash parody of a Hashtag War.

AND THEN there's the "VR" lamo, less-than-paper-thin excuse for analogous self-insertion porn that the author calls a lemon. This author seriously needs to get a clue, because he's painting himself with all the trope-topical clues of a shut-in, fat, food-obsessed virgin whose only equivocated understanding of pleasure is gorging himself through stomach-based gluttony.

And still there are so many chapters to go. I can't help but pity you, GorillaGamer. I hope it will be less painful than it has been so far, but what are the odds of that?

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:59 am

@ConcernedGamer: The comparison you made between the arguments in this fic and the standard arguments on Twitter is disturbingly accurate. Still not too sure what you meant by bringing up a fat persons obsession with sating their hunger when regarding the lemons. Still, you’re right in that this thing will only become more painful as we continue.

My apologies for the late upload, but I was caught up in some important business that needed to be dealt with. Now that I have some free time, I can delve into this chapter…where I’m presented with another shitty fight scene. Joy.


After some deliberation, I figured that another showdown with the traitors was in order, though this time it’ll be different from Chapter 23. Asides from that, it will feature some more surprise content, including the preparation for Zenith and his great gambit. Enjoy…

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 40: The Devil’s greatest trick

No thank you; I’m still not over that shitty Gambit of his.

Palace of the Hegemon: Games room

Several of the traitors were lounging around in the games room, mindlessly sating their boredom as they recalled the events of the past few days. One thing which caught them off guard was just how well Sartorius was coping with the Divine Conspiracy; he had been receiving promotion upon promotion for his successful predictions, netting the organisation vast amounts of land and resources. This has resulted in him landing a very high position in the groups hierarchy, out-ranking long-time members such as Greyfield, Yasuke and even Hongou, a fact that has displeased a few of the traitors.

Now there’s a hierarchy of villains in this fic; something which we have no idea about who’s outranking who. Tressa’s the top dog and Big Smoke’s her second-in-command, that I get. But where does that put everyone else? We were just told that Sartorius received a few promotions, but where was he ranked in the first place? Scratch that, how exactly are these villains ranked in the first place?! Is it by their strength and intelligence? How much the author likes them? Or is this entire thing a complete waste of fucking time?

“Can you believe this shit?” Professor Maple moaned, striking a coloured ball with his pool cue. “That fortune telling asshole has been here for what, less than a week, yet he’s already part of Tressa’s high echelon. What’s up with that nonsense?!”

“Being able to predict the future, and have it favour us is no easy feat. It makes sense for Tressa to shower him with rewards in gratitude for his services.” Neved replied, lining up his next shot and fired, smirking in satisfaction as one of his balls fell into a corner pocket.

Because playing card games while making creepy faces is guaranteed to earn you a promotion.

“You say that as if you admire him…” Maple snidely commented, narrowing his eyes at the older man.

“Well if he’s got the power, then he has every right to use it however he wants.” The older man retorted. “As someone who works for an extremely powerful leader, I can safely say that power gets the job done.”

“Bullshit! It’s cheating, plain and simple!” Connor snapped, glaring at Neved. “How are we supposed to stand out if we’re up against some scrub that can accurately predict the future?!”

Maybe if you had more plot relevance outside of trying to pinch the authors waifu, then you would stand a chance…

Fuck you, Junpei! I want my Scarlett back.


“Heh, what’s the matter, scared that Sartorius is gonna make a move on your girl?” Geara sneered, the super nerd storming up to the arrogant man.

“Piss off! You’ve done nothing but stir up shit ever since our initial defection. You know damn too well that Scarlett and I are meant to be, and I won’t let some card playing asshole ruin my dream!” Conner hissed, with Geara smirking in satisfaction.

“Yeah, that definitely sound like me.” He replied, stretching his arms back. “I wouldn’t worry about it to be honest; there’s a strong chance that his future sight thingy will deter him from making a move on your girl.”

“Don’t ask me how, it’s just more nonsensical bullshit the author spews to look smart.”

“Fine, but you better be telling the truth…” Connor said, pending up his rage on the inside as the door opened and a few familiar figures entered the room. “Speaking of which…”

“Salutations; I merely wish to see how my fate will fare in regard to our enemies over at Starlight Studios.” Sartorius greeted his fellow comrades, who merely snorted in contempt save for Neved, who offered a quick hello. The tall man sat down by an empty table, took out a different deck of cards and shuffled them before placing three of them facedown on the table, closing his eyes and hovered his hand over them as the other figures beside him watched it unfold.

“So what’s he trying to do over here? I never paid much attention to this whole fortune telling thing?” Dio sheepishly admitted, his teammate shooting him a disapproving gaze.

Neither have I, but at least I show it more respect that you ever could.

“Perhaps he’s figuring out the weak links of the organisation, who would be most vulnerable into succumbing to their fears; my latest fear serum will get the job done sufficiently.” Scarecrow answered, the duo watching their superior flip the first card.

“Hmmm…it seems that the one most like me is this Melia; a curious figure blessed with the Light’s power. But is it the same Light flowing through me, or an entirely different one? Further investigation is required before a judgement can be made.” Sartorius mused, putting the card aside and raised his hand over the other two cards, his prediction now gathering everyone’s attention.

So you mean to tell me that in some alternate timeline, Melia and Sartorius are all buddy-buddy with each other? Eh, I’ll take it over her becoming someone’s cumrag.

“You mean to tell me that bitch Melia has some special gift? No wonder she kept kicking our ass…” Geara scoffed quietly to himself, watching the man before him flip over the next card.

Super special powers, highly intelligent, S+ grade beauty, the ability to attract shiny Pokémon, great skills in the bedroom; it’s no wonder half the world is head over heels for her.

“So the identity of my would be murderer would be…Aurora? No, no, no. She’s been blessed by the darkness; how could my Light fall to her darkness? Fate is a fickle mistress; perhaps she’s giving me an early warning about the ever-growing darkness that I need to purge. A plausible reason for this most troubling prediction…” Sartorius continued, his gaze fixated on the final facedown card on the table, the one who would be his eternal lover. A part of him wanted Serra to be on the card, if only to silence the incessant arguing between Dio and the Scarecrow, but he’ll have to see what fate has in store for him. Flipping the final card over, nearly everyone in the room was caught off guard by what they saw on it.

I for one, hope that he doesn’t, if only because this shit is getting really old by now.

“What the…” they all replied, the fortune teller shooting them a sinister smile.

“Adrienn, the one who dances with fairies. A remarkable person blessed with intelligence, and an unknown power, it seems the cards predicted xem to be my one true love. Mind you, it would’ve been humorous to have Serra’s picture show up, if only to infuriate a few choice teammates of mine…” Sartorius smirked, infuriating the men beside him.

Adrienn? An interesting choice if I say so myself; must’ve been drawn in by xyr ass.

“Contemptuous whelp! I won’t let you take away the one who awoke those special feelings inside me!” Scarecrow hissed in anger.

“Hey fuck you! I’m not letting any of you freak-faces lay a hand on my wife!” Dio retorted, clenching his right fist with the index finger pointing upwards, while his left hand was cupping his right elbow, with Sartorius laughing dryly in response.

“Hahahahahahahahaha! Do you really expect to frighten me; need I remind you of our stations in the organisation’s hierarchy? Retaliating against me would prove disastrous for you two, need I remind you on what happened to that Prometheus man?” The fortune teller sneered, packing up his cards and standing before the two men, his intimidating gaze sending shivers down their spine.

Need I remind you that nobody cares about the villain who had a grand total of ONE speaking line before getting axed off-screen. Almost makes me wonder why he bothered adding all these villains in the first place.

“Uhhh…what happened to him? I might have missed the news that day…” Dio sheepishly replied, keeping his top hat from falling off.

“Prometheus was caught plotting an assassination attempt against Charles zi Britannia; a highly important figure whom Tressa was trying to convey her favour to, in order for his empire’s support. When word reached her ears, she summoned all the Gotham supervillains and made them watch as he was brutally executed for opposing her will, before reminding them about their role in the organisation.

Ah, seems like she’s actually going down the villain list from her introductory chapter. Makes me wonder why she didn’t do so in the first place.

For some strange reason, Scarecrow was absent from the meeting and has yet to offer an explanation as to why he wasn’t present.” Neved explained the situation, with all eyes turning to face the Master of Fear.

“I was merely testing my lasted formula; the reason for my silence is that I didn’t want a certain someone interfering with the experiment.” Scarecrow answered; his gaze directed at Dio.

“W-Well I wouldn’t have touched your junk anyway. I just washed my outfit.” The ringmaster retorted, crossing his arms and huffing in response.

“Let us hope that she accepts your excuse…for your sake anyway. All that being said, I hope the traitors have gotten ready for their next expedition, given how vital its completion will be. As for me, I am to accompany the lady to a most important meeting in the Britannian Empire, as I might have mentioned before. But right now she’s busy talking to someone else, Zenith I think he was called. Now if you’ll excuse me…” Sartorius bowed, the agents saluting their superior as he exited the room, with Dio and Scarecrow following suit in an agitated stride.

Ah, so the author’s following up on Zenith and his data-stealing trick. Point for consistency, I guess.

“Ah yes, I forgot about our assignment. Let’s just hope that nothing goes horribly wrong.” Neved commented, leaving the room to begin preparations as the rest of the traitors resumed whatever it was they were doing.

Five miles north of Kōchi City: Shikoku

Having received word that the traitors were mobilising in the quarry north of the city, the Angels of Aevium were sent over to the small island of Shikoku to investigate the matter, with Maria and Nora tagging along for additional support.

Speaking of which, we have the author’s favorite waifus again, only this time with the smol and cute Maria in tow.

Though they didn’t think it would be a dangerous mission, it still seemed fit to prepare in the event they were proven wrong.

“U-Um…thanks for taking me out with you today.” Maria showed her gratitude to Melia, who smiled back and ruffled the young girl’s hair.

“No problem sweetie. Besides, this’ll prove to be a beneficial time to start your training.” Melia answered, attracting the young girl’s attention. “Didn’t we tell you? We’re considering whether to give you a position in our organisation.”

Evidently, they liked Nikita’s idea of employing child soldiers.

“R-Really?!” Maria eagerly replied, her eyes sparkling in joy over what she had heard.

“Well it’s a complicated process, and you’ll most likely be doing small jobs until you grow older, but yeah, we could use a little more help and it seems you have what we’re looking for.” Venam added.

“Yay! This is gonna be the best day of my life!” Maria cheered, amusing the rest of the Angels with her pleasant demeanour.

“I wonder what the traitors are doing this far away from Tokyo; perhaps they must’ve excavated something in the quarry that warrants immediate extraction?” Nora pondered.

You say it’s a quarry, but it’s essentially the same faceless backdrop filled with the same faceless mooks as before.

“Not what they need, but what Krishna needs. They seek to reclaim whatever it is they found and use it as a bargaining chip. Though that implies Tressa has any interest in dealing with her former boss.” Nim replied, showing the intel she had received from one of their sources in the city.

“Tressa’s a merchant at heart; offer her a suitable price and she’ll agree to make a deal.” Crescent retorted, scanning the area through her binoculars and spotted something of interest. “Well we found the traitors; a bit too easy but I won’t complain.”

“Nice! Let’s sneak up on them and eavesdrop on their conversation.” Aelita chimed in, the group of ten sneaking to a suitable location and hid in some bushes, with Saki using an invention of hers to record the conversation from afar. The traitors were busy standing over a hole in the quarry, watching the excavator dig through the ground as looks of boredom appeared on their faces.

An expression shared by yours truly.

“Can this piece of shit go any slower?!” Geara sighed incredulously, sitting down on a rock and eyeballed the sluggish machine.

“Evidently, your mother never taught you any patience…” Professor Maple retorted, infuriating the Xen admin.

“Shut the fuck up Four-Eyes! Don’t you dare talk about that—” Geara began to rant, before being knocked upside the head.

“Compose yourself! Now’s not the time to bicker among us; Krishna desperately wants this relic and we won’t let him obtain it, by any means necessary.” Neved replied,

Must be a new flute for his collection.

his phone buzzing as he picked it up and read the message that flashed on his screen. “Hmmm…they’ll be here soon.” He muttered the last sentence under his breath.

“What I don’t get is if we don’t want Krishna getting his hands on…whatever it is we’re digging up, then why not just blow it up?” Connor inquired, a bored expression on his face.

“Because we could end up using it for our own needs; who knows what Tressa’s thinking in that brain of hers.” Professor Maple answered, as the sounds of incoming helicopters rang through the area, with the two of them landing to the right of the hole as one of them opened up and a group of four figures stepped out of it.

Yay, looks like more villains are getting jammed into this mess. I can’t wait to see what exciting content is in store for us…

“Zetta, Jenner. You two took your sweet ass time!” Geara smirked, welcoming his workmates who sported similar smirks.

“About time I got a piece of the action; it was nice of Cassandra to keep an eye over Team Xen’s operations while we’re all out on a mission. Seems that Team Meteor had the same idea as well, since their second-in-command told me that ZEL’s looking over their operations while they’re out.” Zetta chimed in, attracting the young man’s attention.

“Second-in-command; what, that Sirius guy?” He inquired.

“Incorrect; Solaris is or was the former boss for Team Meteor, at least until Lin usurped him. Both he and his son came with us, but the latter was oddly quiet for some reason.” Jenner answered, with the Meteor admin walking up to the Xen admins.

“Though both sides may have engaged in skirmishes with one another, our leaders ordered us to form a temporary truce; I assume none of you have an issue with this?” Solaris commented, his son Taka stood beside him and watched the excavator.

Looks like the author scrounged around his favorite fangames for new toys to play with. That said, Team Meteor and Team Xen never fought against one another, as far as I know.

“Yeah, yeah, guess we’re all buddy-buddy for now.” Geara answered rudely, his eyes focusing on the other helicopter. “What’s with the second one? I thought you lot were the only reinforcements coming.”

“Jaern pulled a few strings and managed to gather some more assistance from elsewhere in the world. Here’s hoping that he made the right move…” Neved commented, watching the door on the second copter open up as several figures emerged from it and meet up with the traitors.

“I can’t believe I still owe that bastard a favour…whatever, the name’s Persephone. Leave me alone when I tell you too, and I’m sure we’ll make it out alive.” The first woman introduced herself.

“As pleasant as ever, I see. Anyway, the name’s Reukra. The quiet guy beside me is my top researcher, Taen. He’s not the most sociable of people out there…” The older man introduced himself and his companion, the former sporting a weary look in his eyes.

“Charmed…” Taen huffed to himself, crossing his arms in annoyance.

And we have more cult leaders from Insurgence. I’m just thankful they’re not from that…other cult.

“Hisssss…I am Leon, former commander of Team Karma. Having our boss quit the organisation has left me with nothing else to do.” The slender teen hissed, trying to imitate a vicious serpent.

Ah yes, Team Karma. The satirical villainous team fromClover who was led by Kymmi, the questionably aged fucktoy the author played with in the previous chapter.

“I’m Brite, and the people beside me are Scarlet, Gloria and Marcus. We’re the commanders of Team Solar and Team Lunar, but the two organisations united into one once our leaders got married.” A muscular man introduced himself, with his comrades bowing before the traitors.

Considering how long Rick lasted in this fic, I don’t have high hopes for any of you.

“Welcome to the Divine Conspiracy, I’m sure Lady Tressa will be more than happy to have you join her cause.” Neved greeted the newcomers, his gaze focusing at Reukra. “Though I must say I’m surprised that four of the five Torren Cults are standing by our side.”

“The cults are no more; those brats Nora and Damien foiled our respective schemes and forced us into hiding. Then Jaern comes up with this hare-brained plan to work for Starlight Studios and sabotage their plans, something that seemed to win over Zenith. Taen and I were able to prevent their games from getting released in Torren, however Audrey caught onto us and decided to report this to the police.” Reukra informed his new superior.

“Ugh! Don’t remind me; I had Jaern begging me over the phone to deal with her, so I had some former cultists of mine capture her and throw her in the abandoned base I used to own, while he faked some execution papers for some reason. However, she ended up escaping thanks to some assistance from one of Ame’s lackeys, rendering all my effort wasted. At least she won’t bother us while we’re here, I hope…” Persephone dryly retorted.

So you mean to tell me that four out of five cults decided to rally against the fangames for no inexplicable reason other than “Because Jaern said so”. Whatever, it’s not like I expected this author to write convincing villains.

“Hehehe, thissss is shaping up to be interessssting.” Leon snickered, witnessing the excavator grind to a halt. “Eh, you found it already?”

“Finally, I was getting bored just standing around here.” Connor snidely commented, the traitors watching as a crane moved over to the hole and lowered the winch, the hook snagging onto something. A minute later, the winch rose up as a damaged mechanism of unknown origin was revealed to the traitors.

“Huh…not every day you excavate some ancient ruin.” Taka muttered under his breath, he father’s eyes sparkling with intrigue over the mystic relic.

“Woah, nice haul!” Brite chimed in, before a puzzled look appeared on his face. “Uh…what is it exactly?”

“Isn’t it obvious; it’s a damaged portal of sorts, I think…” Gloria snidely replied.

“Close; what we have here is the last remaining portal to the Nine Realms of the Kamihime, powerful beings said to be comparable to the old gods.

Fuck no, I don’t want this author to start writing about that fucking hentai game! The rest of the story would be nothing but shitty lemons chock full of food/video game references.

Krishna wants the portal to be destroyed so that their power can never be used against him. With a little convincing on Tressa’s behalf, I’m confident we can secure a fruitful alliance with them, granting us the edge we desperately need.” Professor Maple exclaimed giddily, his mood souring a bit upon closer inspection of the portal. “Unfortunately, this thing has seen better days; we’ll need to repair it as quickly as possible in order to harness it’s awesome powers.”

“Not on our watch!” Melia declared, the Angels emerging from the bushes to confront the dastardly villains.

About damn time you broke up their monologue! You seriously couldn’t have done this before the reinforcements came?

“You!” Neved snapped at them. “I should’ve known Ame would ruin our fun. Well the jokes on you; as we’re speaking, a transport copter is coming our way to deliver the target to our headquarters. All we need to do is hold you off for some time and our mission will be complete.” He continued, gesturing Lavia and Lavius to step forward and confront the heroes.

“W-We’re not scared of you!” Maria boldly declared, the traitors eyeing her up before they started laughing like crazy.

“BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This little shrimp thinks she can scare us? My sides are in pain from all this laughter…” Geara wheezed, holding his sides as he laughed like crazy.

“Heh, pathetic little scrub. Perhaps I can use her to release my pent-up anger…” Connor smirked, eyeing up the young girl with lust in his eyes.

You better not use her as a punching bag, or at least I hope your not. I don’t know, this subtle writing cleverly masks Connor’s true intents…

“You keep your rotten gaze away from her this instant!” Amber snapped, pointing her hand axe at the sinister thug, as the sounds of an approaching army alerted both sides.

“Well look what we have here; the betrayers did our job for us. Why don’t we thank them with an extra-long torture session?” The leader of the Divine Powers platoon sneered, his soldiers sneering at the traitors. “And how could I forget about the lovely Angels of Aevium? Such beauties will be sufficient trophies for us to share back at base…”

You got to love how stock and uninspired this villain debut is; let’s have them mention torture and rape in the first fucking paragraph they say.

“Looks like we’ve got twice the creeps to deal with; this is gonna be a long day…” Erin commented, as she and the rest of the Angels brought out their own weapons, with Nora and Maria stepping back a few feet to watch the battle from a safe distance.

“So it’s a bloodbath you want? Maple, I want you to take control of the battle on our end; Lavia and Lavius will provide you with much needed support. Meanwhile the rest of us are gonna move the portal and wait for extraction to come.” Neved ordered, the other traitors helping him lift the portal as they began the slow trek to the extraction zone.

“Alright, just don’t leave me behind, you hear that?” Maple called out, as dozens of soldiers employed by the Divine Conspiracy stood alongside him, Lavia and Lavius. Everyone on all three sides knew that there would only be one winner, and it would most likely be the Angels of Aevium.

Are you fucking kidding me?! You’re spoiling the victor of your little rumble BEFORE the damn fight has started! I know that Junpei wasn’t going to let his tugshot targets lose, but would it hurt him to add the illusion of suspense?!

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The Divine Powers soldiers initiated the attack, branching off into two squadrons and charged recklessly towards their foes, with the Angels rolling their eyes over the pitiful display. They soon initiated a counterattack, with Nora and Maria watching the spectacle in awe as they saw their foe getting decimated with ease.

I’d be surprised, if it wasn’t for the fact that we were spoiled by the damn buffoon who wrote this.

A pair of DP soldiers were hacked to pieces by Melia, who dodged an incoming attack from behind and decapitated the guilty hostile, while Venam slashed another grunts throat before plunging her butterfly knife into another grunt’s head, killing him instantly. While that was happening, Lavia and Lavius were barrelling towards the Angels, smiting any DP soldiers in their way with their longswords, only for Crescent and Saki to confront the two traitors.

“Ha, you two must have a death wish, picking a fight with us…” Lavia sneered, her vicious gaze burrowing into Crescent, with the latter returning a disinterested gaze at her.

“Look, I don’t know what I, or anybody else did that caused you to betray us, but I don’t care to be honest. We can either do this the easy way, or the hard way.” Crescent threatened, with the traitor chortling in response.

It’s almost as if she doesn’t even have to bother with her retort, since she knows they’re gonna win.

“You think you can scare me? I’m not afraid of some troll—” Lavia began, before being silenced by a naginata blade to the chest, the traitor coughing up blood before collapsing onto the ground and passed from this world.

“Thanks for choosing the easy option.” Crescent smirked, a look of fury appearing on Lavius’ face.

“You motherfuckers! I’ll kill you for what you did to my sister!” He roared, waving his sword in the air.

Well now I know where Radius got his fighting skills from.

“Alright then, I guess I could use a little work out.” Saki chimed in, wielding her morning star in a defensive stance and waited for Lavius to attack her. In a rage-filled stupor, he charged at her, pointing his sword out in the hopes of stabbing her, only for Saki to deflect the attack and strike the side of his knee, causing Lavius to roar in pain as his kneecap was shattered into pieces, and knelt on the ground. This gave Saki the chance to initiate a counterattack, as she swung her weapon down with Lavius blocking the incoming attacks, though not to the best of his capabilities due to his grievous wound. After a few more swings, she was able to break Lavius’ block, smashing the weapon on the side of his head as he fell to the side, before dealing the finishing blow to the weakened traitor.

While that was happening, Aelita had finished knocking out a DP soldier with a series of quick punches, dodging an incoming swing from another grunt before sweeping him off his feet and delivered a powerful punch to the back of his head. Three DP soldiers advanced towards Amber, twirling stun batons in their hands and lunged at her. The redhead dodged the first guy and plunged her axe into his back, before swiftly pulling it out and smashed it in the second guy’s face, sending blood everywhere. Having finished with the first two, she spotted the third grunt and swung her weapon down on him, the latter using his baton to block the attack. However, it broke it in half and wedged itself in the mooks head, with Amber spending a bit of time freeing her weapon.

I’d talk more about these fight scenes but what can I say? They’re the exact same shit every fucking time! The one thing I will give credit for is that they’re not the copy-paste shit from the Devil’s Gambit; must’ve been a different author behind that stunt.

Nim opted to protect Nora and Maria, utilizing her crossbow in a way that enable her to strike her foes as fast and deadly as possible, managing to land ten headshots in a row. A DP soldier had caught onto her act and barrelled towards her, his machete raised in the air. In response, Nim brought out her high-powered taser and jabbed it in the guy’s stomach, causing him to convulse on the spot and drop his weapon before falling into the world of dreams, lying down besides the trio. Meanwhile, five DP grunts had backed Erin up to a tree, lecherous grins on their faces, though the young woman wasn’t frightened at all.

“If this is the best you’ve got, then it’s no wonder Krishna’s losing this badly.” She retorted,

Krishna’s been losing badly from the start of this entire ‘war’. Sure, he had some minor success at Ame’s party with the capture of the relics, but the Divine Powers as a whole have suffered humiliation after humiliation. Between the defeat in Tellius, Tressa’s defection, the raid on Tsukiji Kongangi where they lost their Godslayer, and several other defeats throughout this fic. But what gets me is that they’re presented as this imposing organisation that cannot be stopped, yet they’re been written to be as competent as the faceless cannon fodder the author’s pet waifus beat up with sheer disinterest. I pity them, not because I sympathise with Krishna or whatever, but because he was nothing more than some strawman for the author to beat up.

plunging the prongs of her trident into a thugs stomach, causing him to cough up blood before she kicked him backwards, snapping the remaining grunts into action. A grunt attempted to smash her with his fists, only for Erin to block the attack and stab him in the face, before pulling out and stabbed another grunt in the chest. A fourth grunt, this one wielding a big axe, stormed up towards her and attempted to cleave her into two, only for Erin to dodge the attack, stabbing the grunt in his foot, causing him to roar in pain and drop his axe, giving the young woman a chance to finish him off. This had frightened the last grunt, who had just witness the DP and DC soldiers slaughter each other to the last man and attempted to flee, only for the guy to get shot by Professor Maple, who walked up menacingly to the angels.

“I must say, you lot are impressive fighters; much better than the leader of those Divine Powers thugs. But this is where it ends!” He smirked, pointing his gun at Nora. “As for you! You humiliated be back in Holon, costing me the grant I desperately needed.”

“You were the one who wanted to use Delta Pokémon as beasts of war! Such an inhumane proposal is one I must oppose!” Nora retorted, standing up to the evil professor.

“Of course, I’d use Delta’s as beasts of war; they’re far superior to their normal counterparts.

In some respects, they are; the new types and moves they get better suit the initial stat line of the Pokémon. In other cases, they end up becoming worse than their original design.

A shame that someone as smart as you would oppose my ingenious idea, but that leaves more Delta’s for me…” Maple grinned, his phone buzzing like crazy. “Ah, seems like the extraction copter is ready. So long suckers! The next time we meet it’ll be our—Augh!” He continued, running off into the distance only for Erin to hurl her trident at him, the prongs plunging into his back flesh as she started reeling him in.

“No, this’ll be the last time we’ll meet.” Erin retorted, as Maple let out one last gasp of pain before expiring from this world.

There goes another villain, tossed into the trash can once his purpose had been fulfilled.

“Now that we’ve gotten those assholes out the way, we’ve got to stop Neved and his men from escaping with the portal!” Melia declared, the Angels running of in the direction Maple was heading towards. A few minutes later, they arrived at the extraction zone, a slightly disheartened gaze on their faces as they saw the traitors finish loading up the portal onto the helicopter.

“You’re too late, Angels!” Neved sneered, watching the rest of the traitors restrain the artefact before taking their seats on the copter. “We’ve got exactly what we came here for, despite the cost in manpower we had to pay.”

“We already killed three treacherous assholes today, I’m more than happy to make it a fourth.” Amber chimed in, with Neved chuckling to himself.

“I’m no fool; there’s nothing to be gained from fighting you lot right now.” He retorted, stepping onto the copter as the engine roared to life and the machine began to slowly rise into the air. “Farewell, Angels of Aevium…”

Well then, I guess not all the traitors are imbeciles after all. This could lead to—

The machine was a few feet into the air when out of nowhere, Connor got up off his seat and pushed Neved out of the open door, causing the older man to cry out in fear as he landed on a pile of rocks, with the rest of the traitors looking on in horror. “Dude, the fuck was that for?!” Geara roared in anger, grabbing Connor by his collar as Taka closed the door to prevent anyone else from falling out.

“That scrub was in the way of my ambition; I won’t let anybody get their hands-on Scarlett!” Connor smirked, wish Geara pushing him to the wall as he began dialling his phone.

How the fuck was Neved in the way of your ambition?! All your stunt did was put a target on your back, making you very likely to get killed within the next chapter or two.

“Rest assured, Madame X is going to be informed of this stunt, you little shit!” He hissed, with Zetta and Jenner paling upon hearing those words. Though they were completely innocent, they knew that her anger was to be feared and respected.

Back on the ground, the Angels walked up to Neved, who was clutching his broken leg in pain as he started throwing small rocks anywhere and everywhere in a fit of rage.

“That goddamn brat! When I get my hands on him, I’ll—” He began, before the Angels surrounded him, weapons drawn and pointed at him.

“It’s over Neved; come quietly and we’ll patch you up.” Maria proposed; the rest of the Angels impressed with her assertiveness.

They probably let her say that to make her feel special; I know I would.

“Tch, for a young child you’re rather bold, much like my daughter.” Neved commented, in an amused manner. “Very well, I’ll concede, if only to get back at that prick Connor.”

“Wonderful! We’ll let Ame know about the situation here; a transport copter should pick us up within ten or so minutes. Thank you for co-operating with us.” Melia smiled, sending a extraction request back to Headquarters.

Throne of the Grandmaster: Palace of the Hegemon

Zenith was waiting patiently for Tressa to finish her call from Madame X, the latter having been informed over what had happened earlier today. The middle-aged man knew that Connor would be in deep trouble for his treasonous act and was relieved that the young upstart would get punished for his crimes. He saw that Big Smoke had a frown on his face, displeased that there was another act of betrayal in such a short span of time, while Sartorius was busy reading his fortune for the upcoming week.

Maybe it’s about time you do something to stop all these betrayals from happening in the first place.

“…I see. Thank you for notifying me about the mission, I’ll be sure to punish him for his actions. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got someone graciously waiting for my audience.” Tressa concluded the call, hanging up the phone before directing her gaze towards Zenith. “Can I help you?”

“I figured that I’ve held onto this for long enough, so it’s time I come clean. I have something that you might find most interesting.” Zenith began, reaching into his jacket and pulling out the hard drive with all the game data that Tressa desperately needs. “Behold, the original copies of the fangames, with not a single byte od data missing!”

“W-Wait, when did you get this?!” Tressa exclaimed, the young girl sporting a surprised expression on her face, which was highly unusual for her.

“I’ve had this for a long time, even before I initially defected to the Divine Powers. I had a hunch that I might need a bargaining chip of this magnitude sooner or later, so I opted to copy the data and kept it hidden all this time.” The older man grinned, with Big Smoke eyeing up the man in intrigue.

Let me guess, he wants anal?

“So, if you had the data all this time, then why wait until now to present it to us?” The stocky man inquired.

“Quite simple my liege; if I had showed this to you earlier, Krishna would’ve confiscated it and destroyed it, rendering all my scheming wasted. I had to wait until the perfect time before I could play this card as it could secure us the decisive victory over our foes.” Zenith answered, impressing Big Smoke with his cunning plan.

“Intriguing…” Big Smoke muttered to himself, turning to face his leader. “Well since we have the data, what do we do about the super villains?”

Dispose of them; they’ve added nothing to the plot at all and could’ve been ignored in the first place.

“Easy; we have them continue their mission to reclaim the data from Starlight Studios. After all, if we tell them to fall back, this would alert them of your gambit and cause them to intensify their efforts to release the games before we do. Besides, as long as they get paid I doubt they’ll care if we already have the data.” Tressa answered.

“A wise decision; after all it’s as the old saying goes; ‘The greatest trick the Devil pulled is making others believe he doesn’t exist.’” Sartorius chimed in, coincidentally flipping up the tarot card for the Devil. “This’ll give us some breathing room to re-create the games in secret, enabling us to divert our attention to more pressing matters.”

So their endgame is to make the fangames, but better. Well if that’s the case then why not make a few changes that deprive Junpei of his waifus? That’ll teach him for writing this schlock!

“Which reminds me, the three of his have to get ready for our meeting with the Britannians as soon as possible. Zenith, I thank you for helping us greatly in our endeavours. Rest assured, you will be rewarded most generously for your act of quick thinking. You may now be excused.” Tressa replied, with Zenith bowing before her and exited the room afterwards.

And the fic ends with the looming threat of a card game; because those always end well. I glanced ahead by a few chapters and to my horror, I was confronted with more infuriatingly stupid shit. The painful ride never ends, as the old saying goes.

Talk about a major plot development, especially with Zenith and his clever gambit! I figured that I’d add a few more traitors in order to bolster up their numbers to recover from the severe losses they had been dealt in earlier chapters. Tune in next time for a duel featuring Tressa herself! What powerful deck does she have under her sleeve? You’ll have to find out in the next chapter!

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant reclaimed)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Chloe
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl (Defeated)
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella (K.I.A)
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Sartorius Kumar
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Persephone
Reukra
Taen
Professor Maple (K.I.A)
Lin
Solaris
Sirius
Taka
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved (P.O.W)
Geara
Zetta
Professor Jenner
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Brite
Gloria
Scarlet
Marcus
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius (K.I.A)
Lavia (K.I.A)
Baron (K.I.A)
Connor
Leon
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter (Arrested)
The Ratcatcher (Arrested)
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth (Arrested)
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus (K.I.A)
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man (Arrested)
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
A quote from Project AFTER
Gorillagram only gets sexual stimulation from playing Pokemon Reborn and its derivatives.
A quote from Andrew himself

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