Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by ConcernedGamer » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:19 pm

At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if the author will have these people repeat their exposition dump about the antagonists to freshly initiated characters, right up to and within the very last chapter. Or at least until they defeat them, assuming that is something these pussyfooting card players can achieve in this world, where they are the only ones barely managing to be opposing them.

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:06 pm

@ConcernedGamer: I was thinking about making a counter for everytime a character repeats their exposition dump about the villains, but I’m afraid that there isn’t a number than can accurately depict the total amount of times that’s happened.

Anyway, I’d like to show you what I’d consider a pointless chapter. What is a pointless chapter you say? Well it’s a segment of the story where nothing of value happens, and it could’ve been removed without affecting the story as a whole. But enough rambling on my part, time to mock this baby.


Welcome back everyone, I have another exciting chapter for you all today. It’ll be quite the thrill to read about, as a fan favorite character from Radiant Dawn makes his glorious debut.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 12: Bury the Hatchet

Pokémon Fangame Headquarters: Tokyo

Oh you’ve got to be kidding me; you said that the fangame characters won’t be making an appearance until you were done with Radiant Dawn! What the hell author, are you that addicted to fangame pussy?!

Several members of the Fangame Committee had gathered in the main hall in order to discuss an unusual message that was sent to Ame’s phone. Adrienn opted to read the message in her stead and proceeded to read the message to the other occupants.

“To Ame.

I hope you, or at least a close associate of yours is able to read this message. I wish to discuss a few things with you in regards to the situation you and your friends are currently dealing with. Please meet me at the designated location.

From T.”
Xyr read out loud.

“Now who could’ve sent that?” Melia pondered. “There’s nobody I can think of that goes by T.”

Well there’s Mr. T, but I’m not sure that he even knows you lot exist.

“Perhaps they hit send by mistake while typing out their name.” Garret hypothesised. “It’s not like it’s never happened before.”

“True, but it seems like they want to lend us a hand. And given how some of our key fighters are busy in Tellius dealing with Lekain’s army, we need all the help we can get.” Melia replied.

“Woah there, how can we trust somebody who won’t disclose their name?” Titania objected. “For all I know, they could be some lowlife recruiter for the Divine Powers.”

Huh, a reasonable comment courtesy of Titania. That said, how do the Divine Powers manage their recruitment scene; does it consist of 2 hour speeches on how Pokémon Reborn is Satan, and why you should join them and attain salvation?

“I agree with Tania; the timing seems a bit too convenient for it to be genuine.” Amaria added. “As if they knew Astolfo and his friends would be out of the country for a while.”

“That could be brushed off as a simple coincidence.” Adrienn replied. “I’m more concerned about the choice of location for the meeting. Anyone know anything about Shibuya?”

“Allow me to explain…” a voice called out as a fairly tall man entered the room. He had short, spiky purple hair and deep purple eyes. His outfit consisted of a black and purple long-sleeve shirt and dark purple pants. This was Corey, the Poison-type Gym leader of Reborn and Heather’s father. Heather and Shelly entered the room alongside him.

Ah, he’s not dead, meaning that the events of the Reborn game didn’t actually happen, and it’s just an alternate ‘what if’ universe. Glad we got that bit sorted out.

“Ah, Corey. So good for you to join us.” Garret flashed him a smile. “Now what were you gonna say about Shibuya?”

“Shibuya’s up there with Ginza as one of the wealthiest parts of Japan, with its major shopping district drawing in thousands of tourists.” Corey explained. “However, it also happens to be the base of operations of the Ashura-kai. Of course, with their decisive victory over the Ring of Gaea, they now have Ginza and any other territories the Ring had under their thumb.”

Well damn, that’s another source of villains completely wiped out. Good job Ashura-kai, you finally did something right for once.

“Well that solves the mystery of who the mysterious Mr T is.” Charlotte replied sarcastically, before sighing to herself. “A shame since I’ve been wanting to visit Ginza for some time now.”

“Ah Charlotte, Dr. Connal wanted you to visit him. He may have some good news for you.” Corey informed her. “Just don’t get your hopes up.”

“Ok!” Charlotte replied quickly, running out of the room.

“Anyway, what do we do about the request? I for one have no interest bargaining with the Ashura-kai.” Adrienn stated.

I don’t think anybody’s interested in dealing with them; welcome to the club Adrienn.

“We can’t say for sure that it was sent by the Ashura-kai. For all we know, it could be a holdout cell of the Ring of Gaea.” Garret commented. “That’ll be interesting if that were the case.”

“I mean it’s not like I’m terrified of the Ashura-kai, I dealt with a few goons without breaking a sweat.” Titania added.

“True, the goons aren’t jackshit, but they’ve also got those National Defense Divinities under their belt, and you don’t want to mess with those guys.” Garret replied.

Eh, a bunch of teenagers with demons defeated those oh-so-mighty National Defense Divinities. I don’t see what the fuss is about.

“National Defense Divinities?” Melia inquired.

“They’re the original guardians of Japan, who were reincarnated into powerful demons that are under the servitude of the Ashura-kai.” Adrienn explained. “I’ve heard rumors about how owing their medium is required to secure their loyalty.”

“And these mediums are owned by the Ashura-kai?” Amaria asked, with Adrienn nodding xyr head in response. “Well that explains why they have Tokyo under their thumb.”

It was then that the group heard what sounded like a cheerful holler coming from down the hall outside the room. They all peered through the door and saw Charlotte walking down the hall, a wide smile on her face as she was walking alongside…Alice?!

Ah, now I see the purpose of this chapter; to show that the author’s waifu had recovered from her injuries. My apologies for the assumption beforehand.

“Alice made a recovery?!” Adrienn exclaimed, as they all backed away from the door with Charlotte storming into the room.

“Yep, and she’s all better!” Charlotte grinned, hugging Alice tightly.

“I-I’m not 100% yet, but I can walk on my own.” Alice replied uneasily, a faint blush on her face.

“It’s great to see that you’ve made a partial recovery.” Amaria smiled at the blonde lady. “How’s Ame going?”

“Mom needs another day or two to rest up before she can get back up. I tell you, we came out of that better than I anticipated.” Alice replied.

I see that they’ve both recovered fairly quickly from being struck down by one of the strongest deities in Norse mythology.

“By the way, thanks for running things while I was out Adrienn.”

“No problems, I’d do anything to make Ame’s life, and everyone else’s a lot easier.” Adrienn smiled. “Astolfo and his friends are busy fighting off Lekain’s army in Tellius.”

“I heard about that on the TV, apparently this Lekain guy might be associated with the Divine Powers as the reporter mentioned that he’d been talking to some guy in green with a flute.” Alice commented.

“Krishna…why am I not surprised?” Titania replied dryly, before clearing her throat. “Anyway, what do we do about this meeting?”

“I still think we should go; even if it’s the Ashura-kai, they’ll no doubt be useful in our war against the Divine Powers.” Melia said.

>Ashura-kai
>Useful

lol nope


“Who’s gonna came along with me?”

“I’ll go; as the temporary head of the Committee, my presence is necessary.” Adrienn answered.

“I’m coming too!” Alice replied. “If only to give my mother a voice.”

“If you’re coming, then I‘m coming as well!” Charlotte added. “I won’t take no for an answer!”

“Eh, I wanna go out for a while, so I’ll come as well.” Heather added as well.

“You can’t be serious Heather!” Corey exclaimed.

“Relax dad, I can take care of myself. Besides, Shelly’s coming along with me, right?” she replied, turning to her friend.

“Uh, y-yeah. I’m coming as well.” Shelly replied nervously.

Say what you will about her; Shelly has some rather effective negotiation tactics under her belt.

Corey sighed to himself before coming to a conclusion.

“Alright then, you can come. But don’t say anything that could jeopardise the meeting.” He told her.

“I will dad…” Heather replied bluntly.

“Now wait just a minute, you aren’t thinking of leaving me behind now, are you?” Garret chimed in.

“I’m more than happy for you to come along as well.” Melia replied. “Anyway, that should be enough representatives on our end. We’ll be back in an hour or two.”

I’d offer the suggestion that they’ll face trouble while their out, but that implies that the author would risk his waifus getting injured, especially since one had just recovered from a previous attack.

“Take care now!” Amaria farewelled the group of seven, as they exited the room to prepare for the meeting.

Roppongi Hills: Shibuya

The small group had arrived at the listed destination, and were awe-struck at the gigantic building before their eyes. It was around 50-60 stories tall and had a large park and lake behind it, probably for the guests to enjoy the fresh air. As expected, Ashura-kai goons were patrolling the area while a few more were lavishing their guests with refreshments ever so often.

“Goddamn…what I wouldn’t give to spend a month here.” Garret grinned, fantasising about spending the rest of his life in this luxurious hotel,

I’m sure you’ll be able to afford a hotel suite like this in a couple of years, provided that Nintendo doesn’t fuck you over with copyright lawsuits.

as a stocky man in a white suit, whom they deduced to be the bouncer, walked towards the group.

“Youse them, huh? Da fangame people who my bass wanted.” The bouncer asked, in a slurred, hillbilly tone of voice.

“I knew we’d have to deal with them…” Adrienn muttered under xyr breath as Melia stepped forward to greet the man.

“Indeed. We’re here for a meeting with your leader.” Melia informed the bouncer.

“Good.” The bouncer replied, as he gestured towards the building as if he was showing it off. “How do ya like this building, huh? Home of the rich and famous… An’ it’s all owned by da Ashura-kai!”

Eh, I’ll give it a 7/10. The room service is utterly abominable.

“It’s a lovely place from what I’ve seen so far.” Charlotte replied, with the bouncer grinning drunkenly in response. “How much for a room?”

“A whole lotta money, more than yo momma gives you for canteen money.” The bouncer answered, with Charlotte scowling at the man in response. “Lost interest, eh? Fine, take the elevator to the 52nd floor. It’s where da meeting’s takin’ place.”

“Thank you for your help, we’ll be heading there right now.” Melia replied, as the group made their way inside the building as the bouncer walked back towards his station.

The interior of the building was just as, if not more luxurious than the exterior. With the walls and ceiling painted in fancy colours like mauve and corduroy, and expensive furniture decorating the lobby, it provided a fancy livestyle for the hotel’s guests. Several Ashura-kai goons were gazing at the fangame committee members, some ogling the females with lust, other’s glaring at Garret in jealousy under the belief that he was taking his harem for a walk.

Stellar bashing there, I’d completely forgotten that they were the bad guys in this fic. What’s next, are you going to have them eat puppies alive for the laughs?

Eventually the group of seven entered the elevator and pressed the button to the 52nd floor.

“Phew, thank goodness we’re not being watched by those guys anymore.” Alice sighed in relief as the door closed and the elevator began rising, before noticing the sour look on Charlotte’s face. “Is everything alright, sweetie?”

“What right did that asshole have, bringing up my mother like that?!” Charlotte spat out bitterly, recalling the painful memories of her parents death at the hands of Sirius all those years ago.

Oh now this is even more fucked up, you’re having some events of the game be fictionalized, while others actually happened in-universe. What the hell author, you can’t even stay consistent in the same fucking chapter! Also, if Sirius did kill Charlotte’s parents, then why would she willingly work alongside him in making the games?!

“Don’t let him get to you, it’s probably how they torment their victims.” Alice spoke soothingly, embracing the fiery young lady close to her, with the latter accepting the hug.

“Thank you, Alice.” Charlotte smiled, hugging Alice back. It was then that the elevator had arrived at its destination, opening to reveal a hallway with two Ashura-kai goons standing beside it, probably to escort them to the meeting room. The goons spotted Alice and Charlotte hugging each other and began slobbering over them, something which annoyed Melia.

Wha, were those two late for the bashing scene?

“Now then, can you please take us to the meeting room?” she demanded, snapping the goons out of their trance.

“S-Sure thing.” One of them replied, as the duo began walking. “Follow us.”

The group followed the goons done the hallway, taking in what they saw. The hallway was fairly wide and had expensive carpet covering the floor. There were potted plants alongside the wall next to the doors, as well as famous and expensive painting hanging on the walls alongside several portraits of high-ranking/famous members of the Ashura-kai. Eventually the group had arrived at a set of double-doors, with the two goons walking back to their post.

“Well this is it. Here’s hoping everything turns out for the best.” Adrienn wished to xyr companions, as they opened the doors and entered the room. The room was decorated in the same manner as the hallway, with the big difference being the large, rectangular table in the center. On the opposite side were seven people, four goons, two lieutenants and a rather intimidating man sitting on an ornate, golden throne.

I wish I had a throne I could sit on while I’m mocking this dreck; it’ll make the experience a little less painful.

“Welcome, I am Tayama of the Ashura-kai.” He introduced himself, gesturing at the empty seats opposite of him. “Please, take a seat.”

“So what is it you wanted to talk to us about?” Adrienn inquired, as the group took their seats.

“We’ll begin the meeting once Ame arrives. I hope you don’t mind.” Tayama informed xyr.

“That’s the thing, my mother’s still recovering from getting attacked by Odin. As her daughter, I’m here to represent her opinions and interests.” Alice replied. “I hope you can understand.”

“I can work with that.” Tayama conceded, relaxing in his throne.

Oh boy, negotiations. This is going to be an entirely different level of un-fun.

“Pffft, you got anything to do around here T-man?” Heather asked, setting off the lieutenants and goons.

“That’s MR. Tayama, you little bitch!” A lieutenant hissed.

“You want I should sell that brat to the whorehouse?!” A goon threatened, glaring and pointing at Shelly.

Hey, you leave Shelly alone! It’s not her fault the author’s an incompetent twit.

“EEEP!” Shelly yelped in fear, cowering in the chair. “P-Please don’t do it mister!” She begged.

“Compose yourself!” Tayama ordered his men to stand down, as their anger turned to cold silence. “My apologies, but my men can get hot-blooded at times. Even I have trouble reining them in once they get worked up. Hopefully this’ll teach the young one to bring her manners next time.” He smirked at the group, his gazed focused on Heather.

“Fine, MISTER Tayama!” she huffed, crossing her arms.

“Very well then, we can finally begin.” Tayama stated. “As you know, the Divine Powers have seized control over most of Tokyo and have already amassed thousands of souls for their salvation. I think you know where I’m going with this?”

“You want the military to get off their asses and do something for once?”

“You want us to defeat the Divine Powers alongside the Ashura-kai?” Garret assumed, with Tayama chuckling ominously in response.

“No, no. That’s not what I’m going for. What I want is for you to surrender to Krishna and relinquish your fangames.” Tayama demanded, surprising the fangame committee members.

That is the worst deal I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some shit in my life.

“Seriously?! Why would we do that?” Charlotte blurted.

“Let me get to the point; it’s for Tokyo’s benefit.” Tayama answered. “You know what I mean?”

“How would throwing away our hard work benefit Tokyo, especially if the people enjoy these games?” Alice inquired.

“Seems I have to explain it to you…” Tayama replied, a bit pissed off over their ignorance. “The Divine Powers, they have Tokyo and the rest of Japan under their thumb. I could fight them off you know; butter up their lesser demons with the red pills my boys are mass-producing, and fight off their head-honchoes with my National Defense Divinities. But there’s not a goddamn thing I can do against that fucking snake of theirs.”

“Y-You mean Shesha?” Melia inquired.

“Yes, Shesha. So long as that serpent is still kicking, there’s nothing I can do about it.” Tayama answered.

Well why not use your National Defense Divinities against it? After all you did say that they’re able to fight off the high-ranking deities in the Divine Powers.

“Well the thing is, we have zero interest in throwing away the result of our hard work and dedication.” Adrienn replied bluntly. “Is there a way for our games to co-exist with the Divine Powers?”

“I do have an idea, but I wanna run it by you.” Tayama stated, straightening his jacket. “Recall the games and allow Krishna and his compatriots to make a few, select changes.”

“Select changes?” Adrienn pressed further.

“Krishna wishes to change the story a bit so that anything that praises the Creator God gets cut out. Additionally he wants to put in a few subliminal messages that support the Divine Power’s goal.” Tayama explained. “Oh, make sure to tell that pink-haired guy that Krishna wouldn’t take away all the screen time and character development from the female characters.”

“Hold on a minute!” Alice began, a serious expression on her face. “Mr. Tayama, are you seriously expecting us to turn our games into glorified propaganda, the same thing Krishna complained about during his speeches?!”

Yeah. After all it’s ok when he does it, according to whatever warped logic he’s using.

“Yes. It’s the only way I can see your games coexisting alongside the Divine Powers.” Tayama replied.

“That’s ridiculous! I’m not selling out to some asshole who only cares about his “salvation”, if you can even call it that.” Charlotte snapped. “I’d rather die than have my hard work get reduced to someone’s mouth piece!”

“Watch your mouth punk!” another goon snapped. “Nobody talks to Mr. Tayama like that!”

“At ease.” Tayama told the goon before turning to face the committee members. “If neither option is to your liking, then I’m afraid I’m gonna have to destroy your little group. However I’m willing to spare a few of you; I’ve got a list of those who will live the purge I’m planning, see if it’s to your liking.” He handed them a copy of his dream harem list, which they all began reading.

I gotta give the guy some credit though; you’d have to be incredibly brazen to show off your dream harem to the girls you want to add to said harem.

“H-H-Hey, I’m on that list.” Shelly pointed out. “D-Does that mean he wants to save me?”

“I don’t know, this looks less like a list of people he wants to save, and more along the lines of a harem grocery list.” Heather pointed out, causing the lilac-haired cutie to pale upon realisation.

“H-H-Harem grocery list?!” she squeaked, recoiling in horror.

Evidently, Heather knows about harem grocery lists for some odd reason.

“What the hell is wrong with you, demanding us to take part in your perverted fantasy?!” Melia snapped, angered by Tayama’s audacity.

“How dare you…” Tayama growled. “I’m giving you the chance to live peacefully, and this is how you repay me?!”

“Peacefully?!” Charlotte scoffed. “Please, like I want to spend the rest of my life as your cum dumpster.”

“Yeah, besides she’s already taken.” Alice playfully retorted, as she and Charlotte snuggled up to each other.

“Looks like we all oppose your pitiful fantasies.” Garret replied, with the other committee members nodding in agreement. The goons and lieutenants were startled that they knocked back their boss’s offer, as Tayama began growling and clenching his fists tightly.

“Very well...you can go.” Tayama said through gritted teeth. “But you’ll be sorry that you knocked back my merciful offer.”

“You’ll soon regret not becoming my cum dumpster!”

“We’ll see about that.” Adrienn retorted, as the fangame members took their leave and exited the room. There was an eerie silence in the room, as the underlings noted the livid expression on Tayama’s face. Eventually, one of the lieutenants mustered up the courage to speak up.

“W-What do you want us to do boss?” he inquired.

“We’ll let them go for now; besides, they’ll be hunting down the Divine Powers to reclaim their precious trinkets if I recall what Krishna told me. And when they do…” Tayama began, his anger transforming into a malicious expression on his face.

Tellius: Daein-Begnion border.

Astolfo and his friends had arrived at the designated meeting spot alongside the Dawn Brigade, hoping to exchange information with the Begnion Liberation Army.

Oh yeah, I forgot we were meant to be in Tellius for this arc. I was so invested in that whole spiel about harem lists and propaganda.

“I hope this turns out well…” Astolfo commented with a concerned expression on his face.

“No need to worry Astolfo, I doubt my younger sister would double-cross us.” Micaiah giggled, with the pinkette and his friends looking at her in confusion before it dawned on them.

“W-Wait, you’re Sanaki’s sister?!” Blair exclaimed in shock, with the Dawn Brigade giggling in response to their surprise.

“That’s the same way I reacted when I first found out.” Nolan chuckled.

“But if she’s Begnion royalty, then what’s she doing here in Daein?” Roland pondered. “There has to have been a mix-up down the line.”

“It’s a pretty long story; I’ll have to tell you about it later.” Micaiah answered, as they soon heard the sound of a small squadron heading towards them. A small squadron from the Begnion Liberation Army had arrived to greet them, being led by a fairly tall man with long brown hair and wore a billowing white robe, riding a horse. The group halted as the man got off the horse and helped a young girl off the horse; the girl had long blue hair and wore a white outfit with a red robe over the top.

“Sis!” Micaiah called out, running towards the young girl and embracing her in a warm hug, with the latter returning the favour.

Well we found Sanaki; guess that fear-mongering news report was all for nothing.

“Hmm, so this must be Empress Sanaki.” Astolfo mused to himself as Micaiah and the Dawn Brigade exchanged pleasantries with the newcomers, before he and his group walked up to introduce themselves.

“Ah, you must be the Servants of Fate that Micaiah mentioned to me earlier; I am Sephrian, Duke of Persis and Prime Minister of the Begnion Empire.” The man introduced himself. “I take it you’re here to help us deal with that treacherous Lekain?”

“Correct. I may be a bit behind on this whole conspiracy, but I’m not one to turn down a good fight.” Boudica replied.

“My bad, I should’ve given you a refresher.” Astolfo replied sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.

Oh for fucks sake, she was there when you explained this damn conspiracy to the Dawn Brigade in the previous chapter. Christ, she was informed about it as early as Chapter 9!

“Oh well, there’s always another—“

The thunderous gallop of a horse cut off the young man, as another figure began charging towards the group before the horse came to a screeching halt. A balding, rotund man with an indescribably beautiful aura surrounding him hopped off the horse and briskly made his way to the group.

“Ahhhh! That was a most wonderful beauty sleep I had!” the newcomer beamed proudly.

“How nice of you to join us Oliver…” Sanaki replied, her voice drenched in sarcasm.

And here comes Oliver, the villain who was redeemed because memes or something, I couldn’t care less.

“Indeed, I’d do anything to preserve the world’s beauty for—“ Oliver began, before he gasped. “My, my. Such a beautiful young man; oh I need to commission a statue of you in my manor.” Oliver rambled, grasping Astolfo’s hands.

Please, you can download pictures of him off the internet. Granted, you’d have to sift through the porn of him, and oh boy is there a lot of porn.

“Thanks, cute stuff.” The pinkette replied playfully.

“Let’s see, let’s see—Oh, you look marvellous; such a powerful yet graceful warrior is a sight most rare in Tellius.” Oliver continued rambling, admiring Boudica’s strength and beauty.

“Mind backing off a bit please? You’re getting a bit too close for my liking.” Boudica requested.

“Ah, my bad. I’ll just go over—“ he replied, before gasping louder than before. “Such a flawless figure, the epitome of beauty. I must have him!” Oliver exclaimed, upon eying Chevalier. “Who are you, young man?”

“O-Oh! I’m Chevalier D’eon.” The petite blonde replied. “I-It’s nice to meet you.”

“The Legendary Chevalier, right before my very eyes. It seems you were attracted to my infamous beauty, weren’t you?” Oliver inquired.

Seems that Oliver is into anime traps; not something I expected, but what can I do about it?

“A-Ah, I guess so…” Chevalier replied nervously, before Sephrian interrupted the conversation.

“There’s plenty of time for you to admire the young man, right now we’ve got to prepare for the counterattack.” Sephrian reminded the senator before turning to the crowd. “Lady Sanaki and I have come up with a plan that has a high chance of succeeding. I’ll let her explain the details.”

“My sincerest thanks Sephrian.” Sanaki replied in a soft, regal tone of voice. “As you may know, General Zelgius has been leading the charge against Lekain’s rebellion with support from the other nations. We’ve discovered a way through the Dukedom of Tanas that enables us to bypass the rebel army and make a beeline for the capital. We will go down this path and storm the city gates with the help of loyalists in the capital. Any objections?”

“Not an objection per say, but who’s in charge of the rebels in the city?” Blair inquired.

“General Jarod; former commander of the Begnion Occupational Army and Senator Numida’s chief subordinate.” Sephrian answered.

And another villain gets name-dropped with the same level of finesse as I would show throwing a brick through a window.

“Heh, looks like I get to dispose of that cowardly vermin for good.” Sothe smirked, twirling his dagger in his hands.

“I take it you approve of the plan.” Sanaki commented.

“I doubt you’d find anyone who would knock back an opportunity to get revenge on that bastard.” Micaiah replied. “Anyway, it’s best that we get going so that we don’t lose this chance.”

“Quite right. Come on everyone!” Astolfo replied, as he ran off ahead of the group.

“Such a vibrant, beautiful soul. I must have him at any cost…” Oliver muttered to himself, as he and the rest of the group followed the young man.

Things are heating up, and will continue to do so as the next chapter will feature a rather spicy duel. Be sure to stay tuned for that everyone!

Joy, another duel. Hopefully it’s an improvement over that pathetic duel we got the last time.

What was the point of this chapter in the grand scheme of things; introducing Corey and Sanaki’s forces to the story? They’re nothing but the same support characters the author jammed his fic full of. Establishing Alice’s recovery? That could’ve been added in a previous chapter, and it wouldn’t have made a difference. Establishing Tayama as a disgusting pig? I’m sure every Shin Megami fan already knows that, and wouldn’t need this fic to confirm their sentiments. At the very least we didn’t have Astolfo inform Sanaki about the Divine Powers and what their goals are, so that’s something I guess.


Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community:
Ame (W.I.A)
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin stolen)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania (W.I.A)
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Shesha
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Lekain
Hetzel
Valtome
Numida
Tayama
Big Smoke

The Traitors:
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake
Cal
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Ren
Professor Larkspur
Rick
Professor Gobline
Radius
Redi
Sam
Elia
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan

The Waifu Army:
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:25 pm

What better way to wash that pointless chapter out of my mouth, than a shitty duel? Mouthwash you say? I don’t have any right now, someone pinched my only bottle. But enough grievances on my end, it’s time to duel!

A short introduction, but I really wanna get started with the chapter as this duel will be amazing.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 13: The Taste of Vengeance

Anti-fangame meeting hall: Kinshicho

A meeting was taking place at the civic hall in the Kinshicho Shopping District to discuss solutions to what they deemed, the “Fangame Menace”. The place was being watched by several of the traitors as Texan was busy adjusting the brand new jacket and vest he was given.

“This is a pretty slick suit y’all gave me, but it’s a bit bulky if I say so.” Texan commented, straightening it out.

“It was the best we could do on such short notice.” Jaern replied. “Besides, we need to get our name out if we wanna recruit more followers.”

Oh that’s real fair, this asshole gets a brand new suit, and I got diddly-squat. I sure as hell, am not inviting any of you to my birthday again.

“That rally Neved and Zenith organised proved to be rather effective, despite the fact it was interrupted by those fools in the committee.” Madame X added.

“That sounds so fascinating, but I’ve got better things to do now. Catch ya later peeps!” Texan replied condescendingly, as he crossed to road and entered the building, unaware of the trap he just stumbled into.

“Heh, big talk for someone who’s about to die.” Lin commented, a sinister smirk on her face.

Oh…glad I didn’t get anything then.

“So I guess we wait for the bomb to detonate them.” Professor Larkspur said, as the group of four sat down on the table and looked at the menus before them. “Anything on here peak your interest?”

“Not really, the squeals of the pigs as they get slaughtered would be more than enough to sate me.” Lin answered coldly, glancing at the building across the road.

Easy there Lin, you nearly made the guy with the Shadow the Hedgehog T-Shirt cream himself.

“I’ll also pass; I just had breakfast an hour ago.” Madame X answered as well.

“Y-Yeah, nothing on hear really interests me at the moment.” Jaren added.

“Very well then, we’ll skip the meal.” Professor Larkspur conceded, placing his menu back on the table as the group of four began watching the building. “Any news from the others?”

“I heard from Redi that Rick overdosed on something and had to be rushed to the hospital. Doesn’t look like it’ll end well.” Madame X answered.

“When killing a character onscreen gives them too much dignity for your liking, you have them OD off-screen.” Hack Author Tips: #57

“That fucking idiot!” Jaern snapped, slamming his fist against the table. “I told him not to snort that shit but he goes and does it anyway.”

“Rick was of very little use anyway; his loss won’t affect us in the long run.” Lin stated.

“He’s not dead yet, so he could make a recovery and start pulling his weight.” Professor Larkspur reminded the group. “That aside, I’ve heard some rumors that the MS Waifu Army might be pulling their support from us.”

“Why?! We bent over backwards for them and this is how they repay us?!” Jaern roared. “Come the fuck on!”

Oh I’m angry as well, but for different reasons. These MS villains have done jack and shit ever since they were introduced to the plot, outside of convincing Neved to sell bikini pictures of Charlotte, which I’m confident the author is beating off to as I speak. And now they’re getting ceremoniously dumped with the subtlety of a trainwreck, all because they’re pulling their support, for some unknown reason. And what’s this about the traitors bending over for them? Is that how they refer to selling porn on their behalf?

“Y-You didn’t let me finish.” Professor Larkspur replied. “Yes they may be pulling their support from us, but that’s where we can get our revenge. Krishna doesn’t know about this, if we tell him about it, we’ll be rewarded while their souls get fed to Shesha!”

“Couldn’t care less about the reward, but the slaughter sounds like fun.” Lin grinned ominously. “For once you said something worth speaking about.”

“That’s not the end of it; by my train of thought, the loyalist army would be sending over some of their best to deal with the Waifu Army. We can capture them and either brainwash them, or feed them to Shesha. Either option is fine with me.” Madame X added.

Food, food, food, food. Just how much food are you going to feed your damn pet, author?!

“So when will—“ Jaern began as the area was rocked by a loud explosion, causing the group to turn towards the hall as smoke billowed out of the shattered windows. There were bits of debris and chunks of human flesh strewn across the road as they eyed up the tattered remains of a familiar jacket. “That answers my question.” Jaren continued.

“I’d call it a shame, but he fulfilled his purpose.” Madame X commented coldly. “Now we wait for the outcry from the international media.”

“We blew up our own allies to cast blame on our enemies. Lol, I can’t wait for the angry comments on Twitter.” Are these morons on drugs or something?

“The plan went as expected; anyone got any ideas on who to throw to the dogs if the truth comes out?” Lin inquired.

“Professor Maple; that jackass proclaims that he’s the expert on Delta Pokémon, when we all know he’s full of shit.” Professor Larkspur suggested. “Besides, he hasn’t been pulling his weight.”

I want to know your definition of pulling their weight; because there’s at least 6 or so traitors who haven’t even gotten a line so far.

“I concur, that geezer has been arguing with Madelis non-stop and it’s getting on my nerves.” Madame X agreed to the idea.

“B-Best we get out of here so the police don’t arrest us.” Jaern said, as the group heard what sounded like sirens in the distance. They all left the table and ducked into the alleyway besides the building before proceeding to make their way back to base.

Sienne: Capital of Begnion

The heroes had managed to storm the gates, as the Loyalists and Lekain’s forces started fighting each other. While the two groups were fighting, the leaders of the Loyalists started ducking and weaving through alleyways as they began making their way to the Cathedral.

“Your Majesty.” Astolfo addressed Empress Sanaki. “Do you have any idea why Lekain would stage a coup against you?”

“He…he wanted to commit genocide against the laguz tribes.” Sanaki answered sadly.

“Laguz?” Chevalier inquired.

Hey look, another villain exposition. Only this time, it’s a different batch of villains!

“Allow me to explain; laguz are humans who can transform into various animals dpending on what tribe they’re from. Beast laguz can transform into cats, tigers, wolves and lions. Bird laguz can transform into ravens, hawks and herons. And dragon laguz can transform into dragons. I myself am part of the heron tribe.” Sephrian explained, before sighing to himself. “There’s been bad blood between the beorc and the laguz for centuries.”

“B-bad blood?!” Blair exclaimed. “Why would they hate each other?”

“The details have been lost to time; some say the laguz subjugated the beorc a long time ago, with the beorc revolting and enslaving the laguz in revenge for the oppression. Others say that there was no such subjugation at the hands of the laguz, and that it was concocted by bigots in the Begnion Senate to justify their crimes.” Micaiah answered. “Most beorc and laguz wish to end this cycle of hatred, however it appears that Lekain and his cronies think otherwise.”

Thanks for the recap, but I’d rather play the game than read this confusing clusterfuck of a story.

After a few minutes, the group had snuck past the enemy soldiers, when they were saw a man on horseback storm out of the castle and confront the heroes. By the unnerved, if not hostile looks the Dawn Brigade were giving the man, it seemed that they had a bitter history with the man.

“Jarod…” was all Micaiah said through gritted teeth.

“Well if it isn’t the Trash Brigade; polluting my home with your indescribable stench.” Jarod sneered at her, before gazing at Sanaki and her allies. “And I see that the traitors are here as well.”

Oh my, is it already time to defeat Arrogant Douchebag #769 with card games?

“Jarod! As your divine Empress, I demand that you lay down your weapon this instant.” Sanaki demanded, causing the brute to laugh maniacally.

“I don’t take orders from traitors!” Jarod cackled.

“Yet you blindly obey that vile Numida…” Oliver retorted coolly, with the traitorous general intimidated by the formers radiant beauty.

“Y-you chose to join them instead of us?!” Jarod exclaimed.

“I side with those who will protect and restore the world’s beauty; not those who would exploit it for their own selfish desires!” Oliver declared, confidence coursing through his body.

An odd way to refer to fangames, but I’ll let it pass.

“GGGGGGGRRRRRR, I’ll teach you not to mess with me!” Jarod snarled, bringing out his duel disk. “Come fight me, cowards!”

“If that’s how you wanna play, then I’m game.” Sothe replied, bringing out his own duel disk. “You guys go on ahead, I’ll deal with this bastard.”

“A-Alright then, but make sure you come back once your done.” Micaiah ordered, as she and the rest of the heroes quickly dove into the castle as Sothe and Jarod got into position.

“Heheheh, once I’m done with you, I’m gonna go for the girlie.” Jarod leered, referring to Micaiah. “Oh the fun I’ll have dominating that Branded filth.”

Oh boy, he’s a rapist. I bet you didn’t see that one coming!

“I’ll make you eat those words you perverted vermin!” Sothe snapped. Activating his duel disk.

“Duel!” They both called out, drawing their opening hands.

Sothe: 4000

Jarod: 4000


“Scum like you don’t deserve to go first!” Jarod hissed at the young thief, while looking at his own hand. “I’ll start things off by summoning Gishki Chain in Attack Mode and activate it’s effect!”

Gishkis; a decent attempt to breathe some new life into the Ritual Summoning mechanic. They didn’t quite get the job done, but they laid the groundwork for the Nekroz to run rampant. That said, I don’t like ‘em because they nearly killed all the Gustos.

The rogue general looked at the top cards on his deck before revealing Gishki Aquamirror to his opponent and adding it to his hand, as the vicious sea serpent hissed at the young thief. “I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn.”

“Is that the best you can do? This’ll be a piece of cake, I draw!” Sothe bragged, as he drew his card and grinned to himself. “I’ll start by playing the spell, Black Whirlwind! I’m sure you know what this baby does.”

Blackwings on the other hand, I love so much. Just a shame that over half the archetype is filled with either situational, or downright useless critters. At least they look cool.

“Yes…” Jarod replied through gritted teeth. “How fitting that a scoundrel like you would use a deck filled with vile avians.”

“Now that’s no way to talk about the Dawn Brigade’s air force, and I’ve got just the guy to hand out your punishment.” Sothe retorted, showing off one of his newest cards. “Introducing, Blackwing-Gofu the Vague Shadow! This fella can only be special summoned, but he brings along a pair of tokens to join the party.”

The pudgy black bird emerged from the whirlwind and broke the chains binding it’s wings, with the scrapped chains transforming into two small birds who flew beside their leader. Jarod was not impressed in the slightest.

“What good will that weakling do? It’s got no Attack Points whatsoever.” He scoffed.

You do realize that Gofu is so good, it ended up being Forbidden from official tournaments, making it the first Blackwing card to get hit by the list in 10 years.

“Clearly someone hasn’t been paying attention; yes Blackwings can’t do much on their own, but when they work together they can do anything, just like the Dawn Brigade!” Sothe declared. “And this little fella’s gonna pull his weight to help the team, Jin the Rain Shadow!”

You know what, I’ll give the author his dues for this one. It makes sense for a member of the Dawn Brigade to use Blackwings when you look into them a little deeper.

The small blue bird flew out onto the field and landed beside Gofu, before drawing it’s blade and pointing it at Jarod, who laughed once again.

“A whole horde of weaklings; guess you were spot on when you compared this flock of rabble to the Dawn Brigade.” Jarod cackled.

“Oh yeah? Well wait until you see this! I forge the circuit using Jin, Gofu and my Vague Shadow tokens to perform a Link Summon!” Sothe proudly declared, as the four avians flew into the circuit as electricity crackled out of it. Jarod started to pale as a gargantuan purple and red dragon descended from the circuit and landed on the field. It wore armor that was made from the bones of fallen dragons, and had ruined chains around it’s body. “Introducing Saryuja Skull Dread!”

“W-What kind of monster is that?!” Jarod gasped.

The sort of monster that was slapped into the deck so that Sothe can fully utilize the Synchro spamming engine that is Blackwings.

“A Link Monster; a new series of Extra Deck monsters that were released as a way to support the latest rulings, and this big guy has plenty to showcase to you.” Sothe proudly showed off his trump card. “Skull Dread gains effects based on the amount of materials used with different names. Since I used three, I get to special summon a monster from my hand. Introducing, Mistral the Silver Shield! This fellow I scooped up via Whirlwind’s effect when I summoned Jin earlier.”

Another small blue bird appeared on the field, only this time it wore a helmet and breastplate that were as hard as titanium. It raised it’s wings in a defensive stance to indicate what position it was in.

“Oh and for your information, Skull Dread also gains the ‘two-name’ effect; all monsters in a zone it points to gains 300 Attack and Defense points.” Sothe added, as the small bird felt a wave of power course through its body.

ATK: (100-400)
DEF: (1800-2100)


“Now Skull Dread, annihilate that sea serpent with Necrofire!” Sothe declared as the dragon inhaled air before letting out a stream of purple and black fire at the enemy monster.

What an uninspiring attack for a creature as badass as Skull Dread.

“I-I activate Impenetrable Attack to protect my life points!” Jarod quickly retorted, as a shield protected him while he coldly watched his monster get disintegrated by the hellish fire.

“So you escaped your retribution, for now at least. I set a card facedown and end my turn.” Sothe ended his turn.

“I-Is that the best you can do?” Jarod hissed, drawing his next card and grinning at it. “I’ll summon Gishki Beast in Attack mode and activate his effect, allowing me to special summon Gishki Chain from the graveyard!”

A hideous sea creature that looked like a dog crossed with a crocodile emerged onto the field, bringing it’s fallen comrade up with it. “Good…now I’ll activate Gishki Aquamirror and tribute Beast and Chain to Ritual Summon, Evigishki Soul-Ogre!” Jarod declared as a large, ornate mirror appeared on the field and the two monsters hopped into it. Eight of the twelve golden balls on the mirror began to glow harshly as a beam of light emerged from the mirror and shot up into the sky. Once the light died down, a large black sea monster with a large fin going down it’s back and neck emerged from the mirror and let out an almighty roar.

“Now that’s something I’d like with a side order of tartar sauce.” Sothe chuckled playfully, as the creature growled at him.

Sorry mate, we’re out of tartar sauce. Is Thousand Island alright with you?

“Oh I’ll give you more than a side order of tartar sauce; by discarding a card I can shuffle a monster back into the deck. So say goodbye to that nasty dragon of yours!” Jarod sneered. Sothe watched in horror as Skull Dread glowed harshly and was shuffled back into his extra deck, before letting out a small growl at Jarod.

“Now Soul-Ogre, crush that pathetic bird with Torrential Slash!” Jarod ordered, with the sea monster slithering towards Mistral and slicing it into pieces with a series of ultra-sharp blades of water.

“Urk!” Sothe flinched as he was struck by the powerful shockwave, which had almost knocked him down.

“Hahahahahah! Try and surpass me like the feeble worm you are.” Jarod taunted, setting a card facedown and ending his turn. Sothe quickly scanned his opponent’s field; he had a powerful Ritual Monster that can shuffle any of his monsters back into his deck, and a card that could keep his monster safe. Still, he was confident that he could get out of this sticky situation.

Oh please, any halfway-decent Blackwing player can deal with that lackluster field Jarod’s packing.

“Alright then, I’ll take you up on your challenge. I draw!” Sothe declared, drawing his card and started looking at it. He may have found his ticket out of here after all. “Now to get things cracking; I summon Tornado the Reverse Wind and activate it’s effect, since you control a monster that was special summoned, I can special summon a Blackwing tuner from my graveyard, welcome back Mistral!”

A large, navy blue bird flew onto the battlefield and whipped up a small tornado with it’s wings, as Mistral emerged from it and cawed at the intimidating sea monster.

“But they’re not gonna be alone for long, especially when I can Special Summon Harmattan the Dust via its effect!” Sothe added as a fairly plump bird with black and yellow feathers flew onto the field to join it’s companions. “And now it’s time for a Synchro Summon; by tuning Tornado to Mistral, I can summon a most powerful warrior.”

Upon saying this, both Mistral and Tornado flew into the air as they started spiralling in circles together and were glowing before merging into a single being after a few seconds. The being descended onto the battlefield and revealed itself to be a muscular bird wearing black armor and wielded a rather large sword.

“Behold, Nothung the Starlight!” Sothe proudly introduced his companion, as both Soul-Ogre and Jarod started to feel intense pain in their chests.
There we go; see Sothe, it wasn’t so bad after all.

Jarod: 3200
Soul-Ogre: ATK (2800-2000) DEF (2800-2000)


“B-But how?!” Jarod cried out, the pain subsiding from his chest.

“One of Nothungs special effects, but it ain’t the only one he has. I can normal summon another Blackwing monster once per turn, and I’ll choose Blizzard the Far North!” Sothe added, as a small white seagull with a black and white tuft of hair on its head flew onto the field. “Since I summoned Blizzard, I can special summon a Blackwing from my graveyard, and I chose Tornado. Oh and one more thing, since they were added to my hand outside my Draw Phase, I get to special summon Breeze the Zephyr!”

Right, Black Whirlwind. The perfect oil to grease the Blackwing engine.

A small orange bird with yellow wings that were fairly large for its size appeared on the field, as Tornado returned from the grave and joined its companions.

“Just how many of these damn birds are you going to summon?!” Jarod snapped.

Enough for a third Birdemic movie.

“As many as it’ll take to punish you. Now Nothung, decimate that monster with Holy Slash!” Sothe called out. The large bird ducked and weaved under the balls of water Soul-Ogre was firing at it, before it lunged at the beast and stabbed it with it’s sword, as Soul-Ogre shrieked in pain before it was destroyed.

Jarod: 2800

“Alright, now to end th—“

“I activate Negate Attack, preventing you from finishing me off!” Jarod snapped, mentally cursing himself for acting too slowly.

I can clearly see why Lekain and co. bother keeping this idiot around.

“Alright then, I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn.” Sothe called out.

“You’ll pay for your insolence, my turn!” Jarod hissed, drawing his next card before he started laughing maniacally. “It’s all over for you, worm! I activate Gishki Shadow’s effect, allowing me to pitch him to retrieve a Gishki Ritual Spell from my deck. Next I’ll activate my newly acquired Gishki Aquamirror and use Gishki Visions effect to automatically fulfil the ritual’s requirement.”

“A-Automatically?” Sothe inquired, as he grew concerned over Jarod’s daring shortcut.

“Didn’t you hear me, whelp?” Jarod taunted, as the mirror appeared for a second time and Vision was absorbed into the mirror, before ten of the twelve balls began to glow harshly. “Arise my mightiest creature, Evigishki Zielgigas!”

I’ve always liked monsters that automatically satisfy the requirements for a Ritual Summon. Too bad they can end up being the most busted shit, as Nekroz showed us all.

A massive, muscular sea monster emerged from the field and let out an almighty roar. It’s four arms looked like they could tear an armored SUV with ease, while it’s black, insect like wings fluttered every now and again. The most notable feature was the golden armor the monster wore.

“Zielgigas is powerful enough on its own, but with my Ritual Weapon, it becomes nigh indestructible!” Jarod sneered, his tone giddy over the prospect of crushing Micaiah’s right-hand man.

ATK (3200-4700)
DEF (0-1500)


“Hehehe…hehehehehehe…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Jarod started chuckling, before breaking out into maniacal laughter. “Now Zielgigas, destroy that pathetic Nothung with Abyssal Strike!”

The hulking sea monster took aim at Nothung and fired a bolt from it’s newly acquired crossbow at the large bird, with Nothung squawking in pain as the arrow struck it in its chest, destroying it instantly.

Well flying units are weak to arrows, so I’ll give the sea critter some credit.

“Gahhhhhhh!” Sothe cried out as the resulting shockwave knocked him down to the ground.

Sothe: 1700

“Just admit defeat whelp, there’s nothing in your deck that can stand a chance against my Zielgigas!” Jarod taunted, with Sothe managing to get back up off the ground. “What’s with the sour look—“ the rogue general inquired, before it dawned onto him. “Oh I see, you want to claim Micaiah’s virginity for yourself, huh? Sorry bub, but it’s mine for the taking, whether she wants to or not. I end my turn.”

Yayyyyyyyy, more rape. Just what we all needed…

Sothe was downright pissed at Jarod; the sick freak was planning on violating the person that means the most to him. He was going to channel all that anger into destroying Jarod’s sick ambitions for good.

“M-My turn!” Sothe declared, a new wave of energy coursing through his veins. He gazed at the new card in his hand, before figuring out a strategy that would win him the game.

“I’ll start things off by activating my facedown Double Cyclone, targeting my Black Whirlwind and your Ritual Weapon!” the young thief began, as a pair of tornados engulfed the field and destroyed both the whirlwind and the weapon.

ATK (4700-3200)
DEF (1500-0)


“So what if you destroyed my weapon, you sacrificed your precious whirlwind.” Jarod taunted. “It’s like you want me to claim your “precious” leader.”

Oh for fucks sake, put a sock in it already! God, not even Harold was this bad, and he chased a young lady into an alleyway.

“Oh I’m not done yet, I’ll tune my Harmattan and Tornado to my Blizzard in order to Synchro Summon one of the most powerful Blackwing monsters of them all; Silverwind the Ascendant!” Sothe called out as the trio of birds flew into the air and merged with one another as the entire area was bathed in light. From the clouds, a large humanoid bird that wielded a katana with an impressively long blade descended from the sky and hovered over the ground.

“Hah! You say that it’s the mightiest of you lot, yet it has less attack points than my Zielgigas.” Jarod pointed out.

That maybe so, but it’s got a more useful effect that that walking Surf ‘n Turf you got there.

“True, but Silverwind plays an important role in summoning the ultimate Blackwing. However he needs a bit of assistance, courtesy of the game winner in my hand; Jetstream the Blue Sky!” Sothe continued, as a small red and grey bird flew into the field and sat beside Breeze. It was then that the clouds began to darken, as thunder started rumbling in the sky. “Now the preparations are complete; by tuning Silverwind and Jetstream to Breeze, I can call forth the ultimate Blackwing!”

Jarod looked on in a mixture of intrigue and fear as the three birds flew up into the stormy cloud and disappeared from his sight. There was a chilling silence on the battlefield, as it felt like time was at a standstill. Yet those few seconds of tranquillity would come to an end as an almighty bolt of lightning struck the field and a mysterious figure descended from the heavens via the lightning. The bolt of lightning then dissipated, as Jarod came face to face with the largest bird he had ever seen in his life. It was a tall, humanoid bird that wore a black and yellow set of armor that crackled electricity and had lightning bolt patterns on it. Additionally it sword was shaped like a lightning bolt and crackled electricity.

Oh shit, Big Bird’s here to fuck you up!

“Behold, Onimaru the Divine Thunder! Your time for judgement has come!” Sothe declared, as Onimaru pointed it’s blade at Zielgigas. Jarod’s look of shock and horror soon turned into a twisted smirk.

“You claim that it can defeat my monster, but it’s attack stat is lower than Zielgigas!” Jarod sneered.

“Indeed, however that won’t be an issue. Onimaru, destroy Zielgigas with Divine Lightning!” Sothe called out, as Onimaru raised its sword into the air, as a bolt of lightning charged up the blade. “By the way, Onimaru gains 3000ATK during the damage step…”

ATK (3000-6000)

“Say what?!” Jarod gasped, as Onimaru had finished charging up the sword and lunged at Zielgigas, destroying it with a single slash. “GWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!”

And like that blithering idiot who wrote Chapter 40 of Devil’s Gambit, this guy got Onimaru’s effect wrong. It only gains the ATK boost if ALL of the materials tributed for its Synchro Summon were Synchro Monsters themselves. I’d question why MoN didn’t point that out, but then I remember him saying that he wasn’t going to pay much attention to the duel.

Read the Rulebook, Dumbass: 8

That aside, this duel wasn’t as bad as that duel with Gaston. The plays were competent for the most part, though I wish there was some more utilization of Blackwing staples, such as Bora, Gale and Shura. The banter though, sucked a whole new level of monkey nuts.


Jarod: 0
Winner: Sothe


The young thief began panting, exhausted from the intense duel. Despite how difficult it was, Sothe was thrilled that he finally got revenge on Jarod for oppressing his homeland. Speaking of, the rogue general was livid that he had lost to the plucky young man.

“What the fuck was that?!” Jarod snapped. “Stupid piece of shit deck failed me!”

“It wasn’t the cards that failed you, but your lack of strategy and countless misplays that cost you the game. You could’ve finished me at several points in the duel, but your overconfidence and bigotry blinded you.” Sothe retorted smugly, crossing his arms.

Oh, and where were these points where Jarod could’ve kicked your ass? I sure as hell don’t recall seeing any.

However it was then that he noticed that Jarod’s disk wasn’t glowing like Dilly’s was before the latter got consumed. He was pondering on why that was the case, when he felt the earth shaking beneath his feet, followed by the screams of soldiers on both sides as they were being attacked and consumed by something. A massive shadow soon rose up from behind, as Sothe turned around and caught a glimpse of an unwelcome sight; Shesha had begun snatching up the soldiers and was chowing down on them.

“W-W-What is that thing?!” Jarod demanded, frightened of the monstrosity before him. Shesha had finished eating the soldiers in it’s hands before it soon noticed Jarod and leant in closer to him, the general backing away slowly.

“That’s what happen when you lose, you get eaten by this thing.” Sothe answered.

“Lekain never told me anything about this!” Jarod snapped as he was soon snatched off the ground by the colossal snake, causing him to scream in fear.

Should’ve listen to him a bit harder instead of rambling about how you’re gonna rape Micaiah.

“Y-You may have defeated me, but Lekain’s deck is unbelievably strong. Not only that, but he—“ the general began, before Shesha opted to silence him by shovelling him into it’s mouth, the sound of flesh and bone tearing apart echoing throughout the area.

“I gotta get out of here and warn the others!” Sothe noted to himself before quickly dashing into the castle to catch up with the others.

Another satisfying duel for you all, my special readers. Tune in next time for not only a climactic showdown, but a lemon that I’m sure everyone will enjoy.

Fuck, another two-for-one special that’ll end in tears. Well guys, I guess we better strap ourselves in for the next chapter, because it’s going to be something alright. At the very least, we might be able to see what makes Lekain’s deck so special.

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community:
Ame (W.I.A)
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin stolen)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Shesha
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Lekain
Hetzel
Valtome
Numida
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama
Big Smoke

The Traitors:
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake
Cal
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Ren
Professor Larkspur
Rick
Professor Gobline
Radius
Redi
Sam
Elia
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)

The Waifu Army:
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:08 am

Having read ConcernedGamer’s interesting analysis on crossover fics, I decided to re-read the previous chapters of this fic and came to the conclusion that this fic falls under the category of a Fusion-Fic, though I’m more inclined to call this a Clusterfuck-Fic. Several fictional universes are slapped together with the same amount of care put into making a sandwich, but this fic goes above and beyond by having the characters from the games, be responsible for the creation of their own games.

That aside, it’s another two for one special, and I have a gut feeling it’s gonna be as bad as the previous two for one special. Well what are we waiting for, let’s get this wrapped up as soon as possible.


Well here we are, the climax of the Tellius arc. It’s going to be great fun for us all; it’ll have some scheming, some duelling, and even a lemon. Let’s dive into the chapter since I don’t want to keep you all waiting.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 14: The Savoir of Tellius

Manial Cathedral: Begnion capital of Sienne

Sothe had managed to successfully escape the rampaging serpent as he bobbed and weaved through the halls until he managed to reunite with his comrades a few minutes later.

“You’re back!” Micaiah sighed in relief, embracing the young rogue in a rather warm hug.

“Heheheh, I told you I can handle that bastard.” Sothe chuckled lightly, as they soon broke off the hug. “I do have something important to tell you though.”

“Important, did something happen—“ Meg began, but was cut off by the sound of the earth rumbling beneath her feet. The group ran towards the nearest window and peaked out of it, recoiling in horror as they saw a colossal monstrosity rampaging throughout the city and consuming anyone passing by. “Is-is that…”

“Yes, that’s Shesha.” Astolfo answered. “I assume it’s here to feast on more souls.”

Probably because Begnion souls taste better than Japanese souls.

“Ergh! That’s one hideous monstrosity!” Oliver retched in disgust. “Such an abomination has no right to exist alongside my radiant beauty.”

“To hell with how it looks; we gotta defeat that thing right now!” Nolan retorted.

“I…I don’t think that’s possible.” Micaiah commented quietly, surprising everyone with her sudden dismissal.

“W-What do you mean?” Laura inquired.

“Just look at the size of that thing; our attacks would do nothing against it.” Micaiah answered, as a backup plan formed in her tactical brain. “We can however, get it to leave Tellius.”

Oh yes, tell the gigantic serpent to take a hike. I’m sure it wouldn’t swallow you whole in response to your demand.

“Ah, I think I know where you’re coming from. You want to dispose of Lekain and his flunkies, nullifying the agreement he made with Krishna which would cause Shesha to leave the country. Am I on the right track?” Sephrian inquired, with Micaiah nodding in confirmation. “I can get behind that, since he still needs to pay for his sins.”

“Sins? You mean he’s done bad things before?” Chevalier inquired.

“I’m afraid so; not only was he behind the assassination of the previous apostle, but he pinned the crime on the heron tribe, kick-starting the Serenes Massacre that led to the near demise of the herons. Once the leaders of the other laguz tribes found out about his crimes, they put Lekain on the top of their ‘most wanted’ list.” Sephrian explained. The newcomers who hadn’t heard the story before were heartbroken by what they just heard.

I’d start a drinking contest for all these villain expositions, but I’d rather keep my liver intact, thank you very much.

“T-That’s awful…” Chevalier commented sadly, the petite young man on the verge of tears as Blair comforted him.

“Well what are we wating for? Let’s teach that stuffy old asshole a lesson!” Boudica declared, recalling painful memories of the massacre of her homeland that occurred at the hands of the Roman Empire. Everyone agreed unanimously and made their way to the throne room.

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The group soon arrived at the throne room, and came face to face with Lekain, who was smirking ominously while looking down on them from his throne. The senators loyal to him were sitting beside him on smaller thrones, and also smirked at the heroes.

“Well, well, well. Looks like you finally arrived.” Lekain broke the ice. “A shame that Jarod wasn’t able to do his job, but I suppose everything can’t go my way.”

“Cut the crap, fuck-face! It’s time for you to pay for your sins!” Astolfo snapped, drawing his sword at the twisted man.

What, do you expect his sins to be paid of via credit card?

“Sins? Oh you mean the Serenes Massacre; I was simply doing Ashera’s work—“

“Blasphemy! Lady Ashera would never condone such an atrocity.” Sanaki snapped back at him.

“Pheh, like the words of a traitor have any merit to me. Not only do you ally with the laguz, but you are complicit in the dealing of that wretched propaganda.” Lekain snorted.

“Yeah, you must pay for your sins against Begnion children!” Numida chimed in.

“Oh I’ll enjoy the sight of your frail body dangling from the noose, uwee hee hee!” Valtome chuckled, as he soon turned to Hetzel, looking for an answer.

“A-A-Ah yeah, P-Punish the heathens…” Hetzel replied with a touch of hesitance.

“Tch, everywhere I look, I see nothing but cowards and opportunistic snakes!” Oliver scoffed.

Well he’s not wrong, especially regarding the snakes.

“Such criminals aren’t fit to live in this beautiful world.”

“You’re one to talk, fatass!” Valtome hissed. “Between that ugly nose of yours and that hideous hairstyle, you have no right to talk about beauty!”

“Says the chump with a mass of sticky, unkempt hair, a large crooked nose, and bony cheeks.” Micaiah coolly retorted.

“What did you say?!” Valtome seethed.

“Are you going deaf? She said you look like something out of a child’s nightmare.” Sothe chimed in. The Duke of Culbert was left speechless and started frothing at the mouth in anger when Lekain opted to get off his throne.

“Seems like I have to teach you all your place, especially you, Micaiah.” He snorted. “You poisoned the citizens of Tellius with that feminist propaganda of yours, causing the seeds of chaos to be planted in her earthly soil. The time for your penance is due!”

Alright Lekain, you wanna play the ‘feminist propaganda’ card? Then put your money where your mouth is and tell me how it’s feminist propaganda.



What’s that, you can’t? As if I expected a strawman punching bag to back up their statements.


“You talk tough, but you’re nothing more than an insecure coward who is deathly afraid of a few harmless fangames. So what if Titania murdered a few Meteor grunts? It’s not like she’d rip your head off, though I wouldn’t be opposed to that. Though I only met them a few days ago, I feel like I’ve formed a strong bond with them. I empathise with them; seeing all their hard work on the verge of destruction because some close-minded fools believe them to be a danger to society.” Micaiah boldly commented, before staring at the old man. “You murdered my grandmother, orchestrated a massacre that nearly wiped out the herons, dragged this nation through another bloody war and used fascist tactics to arrest innocent civilians simply because they played a game you didn’t like. If anything, it’s time for you to pay for your sins.” She continued, bringing out her duel disk.

Words, words, words. How sanctimonious can you get? I also like how she’s more outraged over the negative comments towards the fangames, as opposed to you know, the assassination of her grandmother.

“Heh, you wanna duel me?” Lekain chuckled, bringing out his own disk. “Very well, I shall crush you with the deck that was blessed by Lady Ashera herself.”

“Be careful Micaiah! Jarod told me that Lekain has a crazy powerful deck.” Sothe warned her.

“I appreciate the concern, but I shall be fine.” She smiled back, before turning to her opponent as everyone stood on the sideline to support their chosen ally.

“Let’s duel!” both duelists called out, drawing their opening hand.

Micaiah: 4000
Lekain: 4000


“Ohohoho! Time to activate my secret weapon.” Lekain chuckled to himself. “I activate my skill; The Light of Destruction!”

“Skill?!” Micaiah exclaimed, as a barrier of light appeared around the field.

Looks like someone’s been getting into VRAINS as well. I can’t wait to see what busted skills the villains get so that could stand a remote chance against the heroes.

“Silly girl, didn’t the pink haired fop tell you about them?” Lekain said, retrieving an additional card from his deck.

“I-I’ve never heard of these skills before.” Astolfo admitted.

“Seems I’ll have to teach you then.” Lekain began. “Skills are special powers that a duelist can use throughout the duel to give them an advantage. However, only those who have pledged their loyalty to the Divine Powers can get these skills, since we have the support of several notable people in Industrial Illusions. My skill activates a copy of Light Barrier from outside my deck, and allows me to add an Arcana Force monster of my choice from my deck to my hand.”

Arcana Force. That’s the deck Lekain’s running, the deck that’s hyped up to be nigh-invulnerable and was “blessed” by Ashera herself. I wasn’t expecting much to be brutally honest, but at the very least I expected it to be something a little better than fucking Arcana Force! Still though, it does raise the possibility regarding Pegasus being in kahoots with the Divine Powers.

‘So the duelists who support the Divine Powers are granted access to powerful skills that can change the tide of a duel when used. No matter, I won’t lose to a man like Lekain.’ Micaiah thought to herself.

“Oh man, not Arcana Force! Anything but those.” Astolfo cried out in fear.

“Hmmm? What’s so bad about them?” Ilyana inquired. “Do they taste terrible?”

“I’ve remember those things; they’re the monsters that gain powerful effects depending on the results of a coin toss. Some crazy guy used those to brainwash the students and made them worship this Light of Destruction. Luckily my pal Jaden was able to clean his clock.” Blair recalled. “Still, I never expected to see them again.”

Bullshit! Arcana Force sucks monkey dick because of just how unreliable they are as a deck, and the fact that most of the “positive” effects aren’t even that good.

“Hahaha! I see you’re well acquainted with my monsters.” Lekain chuckled. “I’ll start things off by setting a monster facedown, and activate the spell Double Summon. Then I’ll summon Arcana Force I – The Magician, allowing me to choose which effect of his I’ll activate, courtesy of my Light Barrier. Obviously, I’ll choose his Heads effect.”

Micaiah mentally cursed to herself; Lekain had summoned a monster that doubled in ATK whenever a spell card was activated until the end of that turn. It’s as if he knew exactly what kind of deck she was playing. Still, she had plenty of ways around the powerful monster.

A monster so powerful that it gets easily taken out by Goblin Attack Force.

“I’ll end my turn with a card facedown. It’s your move, false prophet.” Lekain sneered.

“Very well, it’s my turn. I draw!” Micaiah called out and studied her hand, finding a perfect combo to start things off. “I’ll start by activating Spellbook Library of the Crescent; allowing you to randomly choose which spell card I add to my hand.”

“Silly girl, your little game did nothing but power up my monster.” Lekain sneered, pondering on which card to choose. “You can have the one on the left.”

ATK (1100-2200)

“Then I’ll summon Charioteer of Prophecy and activate Spellbook of Power. How’s that for a power boost?” Micaiah smiled, as her monster gained a sudden spark of inspiration from the arcane knowledge it learnt.

ATK (1800-2800)

“B-But that means…” Lekain began.

Yes Lekain, her monster is stronger than yours. You can spend five minutes with the toy box for being correct.

“Yep, your monsters toast. Go Charioteer, Unrelenting Charge!” Micaiah called out, as the spellcaster charged at the hostile magician and struck it down with his enchanted sword.

Lekain: 3400

“Furthermore, since I destroyed a monster that was powered up with the Spellbook of Power, I get add a Spellbook from my deck to my hand. I think I’ll end my turn with a card facedown.” Micaiah replied. “Well what are you waiting for? It’s your turn.”

ATK (2800-1800)

“Oh bite your tongue, you little shit!” Numida hissed from the crowd. “We’re gonna punish you personally once we defeat you.”

If that’s how you talk all the time, then no wonder Jarod was so obsessed with rape.

“Quite right. However she seems eager to get crushed by my might, so I’ll indulge her just this once. My turn!” Lekain called out. “Normally I’d have to flip a coin for Light Barrier, however my skill makes it so it’s effect is permanent, regardless of the result.”

“But that’s cheating! You can’t negate the first effect of Light Barrier like that!” Sothe protested.

And my fears have been realized; with the negative effect of Light Barrier negated, Lekain can just shit out Arcanas without worrying about the consequences. If this is how skills are gonna be in this fic, then I’m dreading the upcoming duels even more.

“Sorry whelp, that’s the power of my skill.” Lekain retorted. “Where was I? Oh yeah, I’ll summon Arcana Force II – The High Priestess!” Upon her cue, a humanoid fairy that looked like The Magician, but was wearing a priestess outfit appeared on the field. She wielded what looked like a staff in her right hand.

“Wait a minute, that card doesn’t exist!” Astolfo commented.

“Silly child, didn’t I already mention our powerful allies in Industrial Illusions? It’s not just skills they made for us, but powerful cards to bolster up our decks.” Lekain commented dryly. “Anyway, I’ll choose High Priestess’ Heads effect, which enables me to add an Arcana Force monster from my deck to my hand.”

‘New cards, powerful skills. This is gonna be one tough duel indeed.’ Micaiah thought to herself.

It would be, if you weren’t up against Arcana Force. Just sweep him already with your busted ass deck!

“Furthermore, I’ll activate the effect of Arcana Force V – The Hierophant from my hand. I can special summon him if I have a face up Arcana Force monster on the field!” Lekain continued, as a rather noble looking humanoid fairy decked in red and purple robes appeared on the field. “As for his heads effect, I can have him give 1000 of his attack points to an Arcana Force monster on the field until the end of this turn. And there’s only one monster I can give it to.”

ATK (1500-500)
ATK (1200-2200)


I like how even with the new cards the author slapped into this fic, they’re still underwhelming as fuck.

“Mweheheheheh! Now my High Priestess, slaughter that insolent charioteer!” Lekain ordered, as the priestess charged up her staff and fired a ball of powerful light energy at its foe, vanquishing it instantly.

Micaiah: 3600

“Now Hierophant, kick her while she’s down!” Lekain added giddily, as the fairy launched a follow up attack on Micaiah.

Micaiah: 3100

“I’ll set a card and end my turn, during which Hierophants effect ends.” The twisted senator commented, as Hierophant received the power it had loaned to its ally.

ATK (500-1500)
ATK (2200-1200)


Apparently Lekain’s ultimate skill nullifies Light Barrier’s effect where the owner gains LP equal to the original attack of a monster that was destroyed in battle by an Arcana Force monster. That or the author is an idiot who forgot about it.

Read the Rulebook, Dumbass: 8


“Ok then, my turn.” Micaiah replied softly as she drew her card and gazed at it. A small smirk appeared on her flawless face. “By revealing three Spellbooks in my hand, I get to summon High Priestess of Prophecy!”

An absolutely stunning young lady with long pink hair appeared on the battlefield and quietly flicked through her tome. Her shining white garb was decorated with various magic runes and she had a white hat with a pointy tip on top.

“Ah, such a beautiful young lady. I must commission a painting of her!” Oliver declared, clenching his fist tightly in determination.

“Hmmmm, what a fine young specimen she is. I’d gladly take her as a trophy.” Lekain mused, with the other treacherous senators giggling in response.

Oh boy, he’s gonna hot glue that piece of cardboard tonight!

“Oh I’ll be glad to show you her power, but some prepwork has to be finished first. I’ll activate Spellbook of Secrets to add a spell of my choice to my hand. I’ll follow up by activating my facedown card, Spellbook of Fate. By banishing three Spellbooks in my graveyard, I can banish a card on your side of the field; I’ll choose the facedown card on your left.”

Lekain snorted as his valuable trap was immediately nullified, but was grateful that she didn’t choose to banish the other facedown card he had.

“Next I’ll play Spellbook of Eternity to add a banished Spellbook of my choice to my hand; gotta make sure I keep up to date on them after all. Then I’ll summon Justice of Prophecy in Attack Mode!” Micaiah continued, as a blonde sorceress wearing emerald green robes and wielded two magical staves, one silver and one gold joined her companion. “Now High Priestess, take out that imposter who makes a mockery of you!”

“Not so fast! I activate my trap, The Material Lord. By discarding a level 5 or 6 Arcana Force monster like my Arcana Force XIV – Temperance, I get to add a copy of The Spiritual Lord to my hand. Additionally, Temperance’s effect protects me from any damage I would take from this battle.” Lekain retorted, as his monster was destroyed.

I’m not 100% sure if Temperance’s discard effect activates when it’s discarded via The Material Lord. I’m not going to give the author the benefit of the doubt however.

Read the Rulebook, Dumbass: 9


“Alright then, I’ll get Justice to destroy your Hierophant then.” Micaiah calmly replied, as the young sorceress managed to destroy the hostile fairy.

Lekain: 3300

“And with that I end my turn, during which I can banish Justice to special summon a Level 5 or higher spellcaster monster from my deck, so long as it’s a Light or Dark attribute monster. I think I’ll go for Wheel of Prophecy.” The Maiden of Dawn stated as her Justice disappeared from the field, only for a large, muscular humanoid lion to appear in her place. It wielded a large shield with serrated edges and was decorated in mystic runes. “Since Wheel was summoned by the effect of a spellcaster monster, I get to select which of my banished Spellbooks go to the graveyard, and which get shuffled back into my deck. I think I’ll add them all to my graveyard for now.”

“W-W-What are you going to d-do about this?” Hetzel inquired, frightened by how hard Micaiah was resisting defeat. He mentally questioned whether Lekain could actually defeat her.

Hetzel might be a coward, but even he knows not to bring Arcana Force to a Spellbook/Prophecy fight.

“S-Shut up you senile old git! Lekain can effortlessly wipe this Branded trash out, uwee hee hee!” Valtome retorted, though he had his doubts as well.

“I’ve still got plenty of tricks up my sleeve, I draw!” Lekain called out. “Perfect…I activate the spell card Arcana Spirit, allowing me to Special Summon a level five or higher Arcana Force monster from my hand or deck, and I’ll choose Arcana Force VIII – The Strength. You know by now what I’m gonna do; I’m gonna pick Heads. Fork over that lion of yours!”

Micaiah sighed in annoyance as she handed her Wheel of Prophecy to Lekain. “Excellent, now I’ll tribute my Strength and Wheel of Prophecy to summon Arcana Force XXI – The World, and I select it’s Heads effect.” The senator declared. Micaiah sighed in relief as she took back her Wheel of Prophecy, before she began thinking of a way to defeat her new foe.

“Now, my World, destroy that tramp with your Terra Beam!” Lekain ordered. The majestic black and gold fairy started ascending in the air, before firing a blue and green beam of energy at the High Priestess, vaporising her instantly.

Micaiah: 2500

“How dull, I expected her to be a screamer.” Lekain scoffed. “I’ll set two cards facedown and end my turn.”

Why thank you for voicing my sentiments; this duel is dull as shit. Oh, one more thing, you forgot Light Barrier’s effect, again.

Read the Rulebook, Dumbass: 10


“Alright then, I’ll draw.” Micaiah called out, as she analysed her hand and formed an effective plan. “I play the Spellbook of Judgement, a card so powerful it’s banned in official tournaments!”

“Oh my, she’s really going all out.” Chevalier commented.

“Considering what Captain Fuckface did to her homeland, I can’t blame her.” Boudica replied, annoying the senator.

“Watch your tongue! I am the Duke of Gaddos!” Lekain snorted at her. “Once I wipe the floor with this bitch, you’re next.”

“Yeah, whatever.” Boudica replied bluntly, causing the senator to scoff.

Even she’s not intimidated by this oaf. That or she’s just as bored of this duel as I am.

“Now to get things started, I’ll start by playing Card of Sanctity, enabling the both of us to draw until we have six cards in our hands. Then I’ll play Spellbook of Secrets to add a Spellbook of my choice to my hand. Next I’ll play Spellbook of Life, banishing High Priestess to special summon Charioteer. However he’s gonna give one of his friends a chance to shine, specifically the Reaper of Prophecy!” Micaiah kick-started her turn, as her Charioteer disappeared, with a rather ominous looking sorcerer taking his place. The newcomer wore a black hooded robe and wielded a black arcane scythe in his hands.

“Reaper grants me special perks depending on how many Spellbooks are in my graveyard. And my graveyard’s pretty jam-packed so I’ll go over his three boons. 3 Spellbooks grants him a power boost, 4 Spellbooks allows me to add another to my hand, and 5 Spellbooks allows me to special summon a Dark Spellcaster from my deck. Prophecy Destroyer, it’s time for you to smite your enemies.” The Maiden of Dawn proudly declared as a terrifying demon with wings and a tail emerged from her deck and hissed loudly at Lekain and his monster. The demon wielded a blade forged from lava that was able to effortlessly destroy magical essence. The Reaper on the other hand, was enjoying the nice boost he was granted.

ATK (2000-2600)

“Next I’ll play the Spellbook of Power to give Reaper that extra edge in battle.” Micaiah added. “Furthermore, I’ll play Spellbook of Knowledge, enabling me to discard a Spellbook to draw two cards. Then I’ll play Spellbook of the Master, enabling me to select a Spellbook in my graveyard and activate it once more, and I’ll choose my Spellbook of Knowledge.”

ATK (2600-3600)

Hey look, multiple Spellbooks being played this turn, exactly like how the deck was meant to be played. You’ve earnt a gold star for effort author.

“Now Reaper, slay The World to avenge your fallen comrade!” Micaiah ordered, as the young man bobbed and weaved under The Worlds attacks before delivering a single slash that bisected the fairy before destroying it.

Lekain: 2800

“Following your attack, I’ll activate my facedown card, The Spiritual Lord. By sending Arcana Force XVII – The Stars from my hand to the graveyard, I get to add The Sky Lord to my hand.” Lekain retorted.

“You can gather as many cards as you want to, it’s not going to save you from a direct attack from Destroyer!” Micaiah replied smugly, as the demon charged towards Lekain.

“Maybe not, but my facedown Shrink will lessen the damage at least.” Lekain countered, as the demon started to shrink until it was half the size it was originally.

ATK (2500-1250)

Lekain: 1550


“I’ll end my turn for now, during which the effect of my Spellbook of Judgement activates. Since I activated seven spell cards this turn, I get to add seven Spellbooks to my hand as well as summon a level 7 or lower monster from my deck. I guess it’s time for High Priestess to make her reappearance!” Micaiah smiled, as the ever so graceful sorceress appeared on the field alongside her companions.

This doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. Roland chastised Harold for playing Painful Choice, a card on the Forbidden list. Yet based on his silence, he’s alright with Micaiah playing an arguably more broken spell card that’s also on the Forbidden list. Here’s hoping Serra has the hots for dirty hypocrites.

“During your End Phase, The Stars effect activates. I get to special summon three Star tokens on my side of the field. Now it’s my turn.” Lekain commented, drawing his card and started smirking. “Hehehehe…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s all over for you, false prophet!”

“Over?” Micaiah inquired.

“Yes, over for you and your little band of degenerates. I play The Sky Lord and activate it’s effect, enabling me to tribute the Material, Spiritual and Sky Lords to special summon Arcana Force EX – The Light Ruler from my deck!” Lekain grinned, as his back row turned into balls of light and flew up into the air, before morphing into a monster unlike any they’ve seen before. It was a gigantic black robot with red lines decorating it’s body, and had a pair of dragon heads attached to long necks that sprouted from the machine’s back.

“I’ll select Light Ruler’s Tails effect, protecting him from any card effects that target him.” Lekain continued, making a few grandiose gestures. “But I’m not done yet, by tributing my three Star tokens, I get to summon another powerful monster; Arcana Force EX – The Dark Ruler!”

Ah, now I get why Micaiah was stalling. She wanted to defeat both EX Ruler’s at the same time. Speaking of which, I like how the author made up a card that when discarded, summons three tokens onto the field, exactly enough tribute for one of the ace monsters.

The tokens began to shine brightly like a starry night before flying up into the air and merging together to form another machine that looked like the Light Ruler, but with a few differences. The newcomers’ body was shaped like a triangle as opposed to the circular shaped frame of the Light Ruler. Additionally, its dragon heads had rams horns on them.

“I’ll pick Dark Ruler’s Heads effect, enabling it to attack twice during each Battle Phase.” Lekain explained, before he started laughing maniacally. “With these powerful beasts on my field, I will rid the world of Reborn and its feminism once and for all!”

Putting aside how pathetically Lekain’s acting, how does one “end feminism” once and for all? Was he hoping to snap his fingers one day, resulting in all the women getting chained inside a massive kitchen?

“You bastard! You won’t get away with this!” Astolfo growled, clenching his fists tightly.

“Ohohoho, but I have. Now my Light Ruler, annihilate that Reaper of hers!” Lekain ordered.

“I’ll activate my facedown card Saving Grace, halving all battle damage I would take this turn.” Micaiah quickly reacted, as a bright light enveloped her. The powerful machine charged up a ball of condensed light energy and fired it at her Reaper.

Micaiah: 1800

“Struggle while you can whelp, it’s not going to save you from my Dark Ruler. Attack that Destroyer of hers!” Lekain retorted. The left head of the machine charged up a ball of dark energy before firing it at her Destroyer.

Micaiah: 1050

“Now for the second attack, and I’m sure you know who I’m gonna target.” Lekain added. This time, the right head of the machine fired a beam of dark energy at the High Priestess, destroying her instantly.

Micaiah: 300

I know it may be a bit tiring, but I’m gonna keep pointing out the authors ignorance regarding Light Barrier’s effect until he realises what the damn card does.

Read the Rulebook, Dumbass: 13


“Hmmm, seems you managed to survive that round. Very well then, struggle while you can. I’ll enjoy every last second of it.” Lekain ended his turn, as the evil senators began sneering at their foe, who was struggling to get up after the consecutive attacks.

“W-We’re gonna win. We’re gonna win!” Hetzel sighed in relief.

“Of course we were; Branded trash have no chance of defeating us, uwee hee hee!” Valtome chuckled.

“Oh boy, can’t wait to have fun with her once we defeat her.” Numida leered. The heroes on the other hand were incredibly worried about the situation.

“Oh no, this isn’t good at all…” Chevalier started to worry. “His monster are just too powerful.”

Please, nobody runs the damn EX Rulers because they require so much set up just to summon.

“S-Stay strong everyone, she can do this, I know it.” Sothe commented, though even he had his doubts.

“It’s not over, not until the last card is drawn!” Micaiah boldly declared, getting up off the ground and drew her next card before gazing at it. It seems that dawn is on the horizon after all. “I’ll summon Temperance of Prophecy in attack mode and activate the spell card, Spellbook Library of the Heliosphere. Since my graveyard is full of Spellbooks, I get to excavate the top two cards of my deck and add any Spellbooks to my hand. Of course I have to shuffle any other cards back into my deck.”

The room became deathly silent as she looked at her excavated cards, before shuffling them back into the deck. However, she seemed pleased with the result, as if it didn’t matter if she got any cards or not.

INTENSE CARD GAME ACTION OVER HERE

“Hehehehehe...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is that the best the Maiden of Dawn could do, summon a weak monster and play an ineffectual spell card?!” Lekain taunted her.

“I wouldn’t call it ineffectual; in fact all I needed to do was activate the card for my victory to be assured.” Micaiah retorted, capturing the old man’s attention.

“W-What do you mean?!” Lekain demanded.

“Allow me to show you; since I activated a Spellbook card this turn, I can tribute Temperance to special summon a level 5 or higher spellcaster from my deck, and I’ll choose the leader of my Prophecy monsters; the World of Prophecy!” Micaiah boldly declared as a beam of light shone down onto her field, causing Lekain to shield his eyes. When the light died down, he looked at the field and saw that Temperance was replaced by a majestic spellcaster of heavenly origin, wearing a shining white robe and had a pair of wings on its back.

“World of Prophecy’s effect activates; I get to add 2 Spellbooks from my grave to my hand, then if I reveal 4 Spellbooks with different names, every card on the field except itself gets destroyed.” Micaiah informed her opponent, showing off her Spellbooks of Secrets, Power, Eternity and Knowledge.

“Silly girl, don’t you know that my Light Ruler can negate card effects that target it and destroy them?” Lekain reminded her.

“Oh I know, but here’s the thing; World’s effect doesn’t target any cards.” Micaiah smirked.

“Whaaaat?!” Lekain gasped, as his entire field was destroyed by a shower of arcane energy blessed by the heavens. “My monsters!”

Yep, all that effort for a pair of monsters that did jack and shit.

“Lekain, you have spent your life engaging in various atrocities. Not only did you send Tellius down a path of ruin that was averted by an alliance you refused to tolerate, but you murdered the citizens you were elected to lead and protect simply because they enjoy a series of fangames that you loathe. The time for your judgement is now; go my World of Prophecy, deal with this cretin once and for all.” Micaiah called out, as the World of Prophecy charged up a ball of divine energy before firing it at Lekain.

“No. NO. Fuoooooohhhhh!!” Lekain roared as he was blasted by the incoming attack.

Lekain: 0
Winner: Micaiah


Thank god that duel was over; it was the most monotonous shit I’ve read so far. I’ll give the author credit for that one turn where Micaiah went all out with her deck, only to take it back when you realise that he had a full power Spellbook/Prophecy deck struggle against fucking Arcana Force. Speaking of which, the new cards that were created are the definition of situational crap. Who on earth would play Saving Grace when Negate Attack is so much better?!

“Preposterous! How could I lose to rabble like you?!” Lekain growled, clenching his fist tightly.

“Simple, I played better than you.” Micaiah smugly replied. It was then that the ground started to shake like crazy, causing everyone present to lose their balance.

“Oh don’t tell me that thing’s back again!” Nolan grumbled, falling onto the ground. A loud bang was heard as a massive hole was punched in the wall before the roof was soon torn off and flung aside, as a familiar monstrosity slithered into the room.

“O-Oh no!” Hetzel gasped before he started praying. “M-Make my demise quick, Blessed Ashera!”

Shesha hissed loudly as it snatched up Hetzel, Valtome and Numida in its massive hand before shovelling them into its mouth and began consuming them, sending chunks of flesh and blood everywhere as Lekain looked on in horror.

And the critter still hasn’t learnt any manners whatsoever. What on earth is Krishna teaching the poor thing?

“W-What on earth is that hideous beast?!” Lekain exclaimed, with Shesha gulping the mangled corpses before leaning in towards the frightened senator.

“You…you have failed.” Shesha hissed. “Failure…will not be tolerated…”

The massive serpent snatched up Lekain and shovelled him into his mouth before the senator could do as much as scream. After finishing its meal, the massive snake eyed up the heroes with a hint of caution.

“W-W-What do we do?!” Aran asked, frightened out of his mind.

“The only thing we can do, fight the damned thing!” Boudica replied, as she drew her sword before charging at it alongside the other battle-capable combatants. They proceeded to strike at the serpent multiple times, as swords, lances and axes collided with the enemy’s flesh. However they weren’t even scratching the thing.

Micaiah told you all that you wouldn’t be able to scratch Shesha with your attacks, but go ahead and charge at it like the morons you are.

“W-What the hell, my sword’s doing nothing to it!” Astolfo exclaimed, as Shesha looked down at them, as if it was mocking them. The colossal serpent raised a closed fist into the air, causing the heroes to cease attacking and fall back as it slammed it into the floor causing the debris to fall to the floor under it.

“You…you can’t defeat me.” Shesha hissed at the heroes as it’s eyes started to glow. A few seconds later, a large portal appeared in the sky near the castle. “We will meet…again. And when we do…I will conssssssssume you!”

Astolfo and co. did nothing as the large serpent slithered into the portal before it closed shut.

This is getting fucking old now. What’s the point of having a gigantic, flesh-eating serpent if it’s not going to eat your enemies?!

“It left…” Was all Astolfo could say, as the heroes gathered their thoughts for a minute. They soon proceeded to cheer like crazy, having saved their homeland from destruction.

“What a most splendid victory, courtesy of the legendary maiden herself.” Oliver praised Micaiah. “Oh I’ve got to commission a painting to commemorate this momentous occasion.”

“Thanks for helping us when we needed it, sis.” Sanaki thanked Micaiah, the duo hugging each other.

“You know I’d do anything for my little sister.” Micaiah replied, as Sephrian studied the damage to the cathedral.

“Oh this will not do at all…the repairs will cost us a fortune. Not to mention the amount of labour we’ll need to fix it.” He commented, a concerned look on his face.

“Don’t worry about the labour; we’re more than happy to lend a helping hand. After all we’ve got plenty of spare time.” Leonardo offered.

“Hey yeah, I can get my dad to chip in as well. I know he’d be willing to help us.” Meg added.

“Count me in folks!” Astolfo beamed proudly.

“I thank you all for your most generous offers.” Sephrian replied, before turning to Astolfo. “Unfortunately, I can’t accept your offer Astolfo.”

“Huh, why not?” the pinkette inquired.

“Your sense of fashion is all over the place; I’ve seen all those drawings of you on the internet.”

“As you were sent here to deal with the Divine Powers, it’ll be best that you head back to Tokyo to assist the resistance forces there in dealing with them.” Sanaki answered, turning to Micaiah. “Which would mean that it’ll be a while before I see my sister again.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll come back safe and sound.” Micaiah promised her.

“Yeah, I’ll keep a close eye on her and eliminate any threats to her safety.” Sothe promised as well.

“Thank you.” Sanaki thanked them, before clearing her throat. “Anyway, I think it’s time we rest up for the night, we can always start the reparations tomorrow.” Everyone agreed to the suggestion and went their separate ways.

11:30 pm

Shit, I forgot about the lemon. Oh well, what could possibly go wrong?

Sothe had begun walking to the room Micaiah was sleeping in for a night, as per her request. Not that he had a problem with it, but he did find it odd that she requested his audience at this time of night. He soon arrived at the door and checked to see if he was being followed before he proceeded to knock on the wooden door.

“I’m here Micaiah, just like you requested.” He called out.

“Good. You may come in, but be sure to close the door behind you.” Micaiah replied from behind the door. Sothe figured he’d do as requested and enter the room.

“So what is it—“ he began as he closed the door and turned around, only for his breath to be taken away. Lying on the bed in a provocative positon was the fabled Maiden of Dawn, wearing nothing but a white lace bra and matching white panties that showed off her slender yet supple figure. A playful smile was on her flawless face as she started giggling lightly.

Oh now that is just undignified; everyone knows that white underwear was last season.

“I see that you like what you see…” she giggled as Sothe started stammering, his cheeks as red as the blood coursing through his now growing erection.

“T-T-This is a bit out of the blue.” Sothe managed to mumble. “I-I thought you and Astolfo…”

“Were dating? Oh you silly goose, those were only simple dates. There’s nothing romantic between the two of us.” Micaiah cleared things up. “Do you really think I’d do anything to jeopardize our most cherished bond?”

Oh I see, the author was gonna ship his self-insert with Micaiah, but dumped her the moment Serra made her debut. Nice retcon you pulled out of your ass.

“Y-you got a point there…” Sothe answered. “By the way, where is Astolfo? I haven’t seen him since dinner.”

“I’d check the closet on the back wall.” Micaiah suggested.

“The closet?” Sothe replied, a little confused but decided to check it out. As soon as he opened it, he jumped back in surprise.

“Helloooooo, handsome!” Astolfo chimed in, giggling over Sothe’s reaction. The pinkette was as naked as the day he was born, but had a small red ribbon tied in a bow on his hardened cock. Sothe was surprised at just how big he was; at around twelve inches long, two inches wide and as smooth as a granite surface, Astolfo’s cock was longer, thicker and more powerful than Harry Potter’s wand.

Huh, that’s one birthday present I didn’t expect to receive. That being said, I don’t think I needed to know about how Astolfo’s dick is stronger than Harry Potter’s wand.

“Damn, that thing’s fucking huge!” Sothe gasped.

“Why thank you. After all it is your birthday present.” Astolfo replied.

“B-But my birthday’s in a couple months.” Sothe corrected the young man.

“Oh…in that case it’s Micaiah’s birthday present.” Astolfo said, exiting the closet.

“My birthday was a month ago.” Micaiah answered, as she began petting the bed. “Why don’t you two fine gentlemen come over here?”

Astolfo and Sothe looked at each other before the nodded and hopped up onto the bed with Micaiah.

“So err…what do you want?” Sothe inquired, as Micaiah giggled.

What does it look like mate, she wants to re-enact her favorite incest hentai.

“Oh I’m sure you know what I want…” she purred, gingerly rubbing his clothed erection. “I’m sure the three of us will have a most wonderful night.”

“Wow, this is gonna be so fun!” Astolfo cheered. “Whaddya say Sothe, wanna get down and dirty?”

“Hell yeah! Let’s get this show on the road!” Sothe grinned, pumping his fist.

Lemon starts here. If you don’t like it, you can skip it.

Astolfo and Micaiah began undressing Sothe, flinging his clothes all-over the place until he was in his birthday suit, as the duo started eying him up. Years of working in the shadows as Micaiah’s had helped Sothe develop some muscle on his slender frame, however he soon noticed that the duo were staring at his eight inch throbbing cock.

“Oh my, you must be really horny tonight.” Micaiah commented, before she rested her back against the bed rest. “Won’t you two ravish me like a Christmas roast?”

You’re a little too early to be acting like a Christmas roast, Micaiah. Perhaps you should masquerade as a Thanksgiving roast instead.

Sothe and Astolfo agreed to do so and crawled up to her, caressing her soft skin with their tender hands. Sothe moved close to Micaiah’s head as the duo began kissing each other passionalty, their tongues dancing in each other’s mouths. Meanwhile, Astolfo had finished unbuckling her bra and began caressing her small-to-average sized breasts, eliciting a moan from her.

“Hehehe, seems that Sothe’s not the only one getting worked up tonight.” Astolfo chuckled, spotting a wet patch forming on Micaiah’s panties as he proceeded to lick her left nipple. Micaiah was surprised by Astolfo’s romantic gesture, but her surprise was soon turned into pleasure as the pinkettes smooth and slimy tongue sensually caressed her nipple. Not wanting to be left out, Sothe lowered his right hand down Micaiah’s panties and began rubbing her moist pussy with his slender yet firm fingers.

“O-Oh my!” Micaiah gasped in shock, as the amazing feeling sent shivers down her spine. The Maiden of Dawn decided to repay the favour by taking a firm grasp of Sothe’s member and began stroking it, causing the young man to moan in bliss. “Wow, it’s pulsating in my hand!”

“I told you I’m ready for anything!” Sothe grinned, as he plunged a couple fingers into her pussy. “S-So warm! My fingers are gonna get cooked in there!”

I was joking about the damn roast!

“Oh, oh! Let me try it!” Astolfo chimed in, as he too buried a couple fingers into her begging pussy. “Fwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! So good!”

“T-Try not to get too rough you guys, I bet you two don’t wanna miss out on the main act now.” Micaiah smiled, as she started stroking Astolfo’s wand as well, making the pinkette sigh in bliss. This went on for a few minutes until both penises started to ooze pre-cum from the tips, giving Micaiah an inspirational idea.

“Hey Sothe, why don’t you rest your back on the bed rest? I’ve got a nice surprise for you…” Micaiah purred. The young thief did as he asked, with Micaiah lying down on her stomach before she started to stroke his cock for a while, before proceeding to insert it into her mouth and began suckling on it.

A blowjob? How inspirational.

A low growl was emitted from Sothe’s mouth as his body was thoroughly enjoying the sensation of his cock being sucked on.

“G-Gah! This feels amazing!” Sothe hissed sensually, as he eyed up Astolfo curiously. He was wondering why Astolfo was staring at the wall, occasionally glancing at Micaiah’s feet. But it was when the pinkette made a move that Sothe knew what was up; Astolfo had gotten on his knees and gently lifted Micaiah’s feet into the air before he began rubbing his mighty cock up against them.

“Fwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Your feet feel amazing, Micaiah.” Astolfo sighed in bliss, as the pleasurable sensation sent shivers down his spine.

“I’m glad you enjoy my feet; seems like everyone these days is in love with them.” Micaiah commented,

Oh boy, guess I better watch out for the faction of FE fans who get off to Micaiah’s feet.

before she popped Sothe’s dick back in her mouth and sucked on it. A minute later, she decided to wrap her tongue around the member and suck harder than before, causing Sothe to moan as if he was getting his soul drained by a succubus.

“I-I-I-I, I can’t take it anymore!!” He called out, as his crotch started spasming, with his thick goo oozing into her mouth, surprising the Maiden of Dawn as her mouth filled up to the brim. However, she couldn’t keep it down and ended up coughing his tartar sauce all-over his still hard member.

“Are you ok Micaiah?!” Astolfo and Sothe checked up on her.

“Yeah, I’m fine…” she replied, wiping the few remaining dribbles off of her mouth and chin. A few seconds later, she felt a wet but cool sensation on her feet as she turned around and saw Astolfo’s cock jizz all-over her feet, coating them in his scented mayonnaise.

Oh for fucks sake, more of this confused cookbook erotica?! Which dribbling moron on Fanfiction.net was responsible for this stupid trend?!

“Now that you two have had your fun, I guess it’s my turn.” Micaiah smiled, as she rested her back against the bed rest and removed her panties before spreading her legs, revealing her moist pussy. “Now who wants to go first?”

Both men eyed up the tasty pussy, drool oozing down their chins as they began discussing with each other over who gets to go first. After a while, they both agreed that Sothe should go first with the young thief crawling up to Micaiah and buried his face into her soft snatch, his tongue burrowing it’s way into her. Meanwhile, Astolfo whipped out a small bottle of lube and got his fingers soaked in it, before he started fingering Sothe’s asshole which caused the young man to shiver in bliss.

“W-What are you doing?” Micaiah asked through gritted teeth, as she thoroughly enjoyed getting her pussy licked.

“It’s part of the deal Mickey!” Astolfo chimed, as he had finished lubing up Sothe and inserted his thick club of meat into the young thief’s asshole. Sothe let out a yelp as the thick cock was snuggled up inside his asshole, before Astolfo started thrusting into the young thief, as if the pinkette was a naked 3-D elf model from some shitty World of Warcraft porno flash.

Author, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

Sothe got accustomed to the new sensation and resumed his clam-diving as he started to lap up Micaiah’s flowing pussy juices like a cat drinking water.

“S-Sothe…” Micaiah whimpered in bliss. “D-Don’t stop.”

“With the way he’s going, not even death can stop him!” Astolfo grinned, as Sothe continued to lick her sweet spot for a few minutes. By that time, Micaiah let out a sudden but loud moan as she squirted her whipped cream all over Sothe’s face, with Astolfo filling up Sothe’s asshole with his baby sludge.

“Aaaaaaahhhhhh, that was so tight.” Astolfo hissed in relief. “Now it’s my turn for noms.”

“O-Ok then…” Sothe replied, a little sad over it as he hopped up off the bed and allowed Astolfo to hop on.

“Look on the plus side, you get to fuck my bubble butt!” Astolfo chimed in, shaking his ass for the young thief. Astolfo’s ass was so nice, it may as well be a natural wonder of the world. Not only is it round and perky, but it is as soft and tasty as a marshmallow.

Look, I haven’t seen Astolfo’s ass, so I can’t support, or knock back this claim. I will however, laugh at the fact that you compared his ass to a fucking marshmallow of all things. And a natural wonder of the world? I guess the Pyramids of Giza aren’t going to be lonely anymore.

“I-I’ll take you up on your offer, let me get my boy up first.” Sothe commented, as he started to gently caress his member.

“Take your time sugar, no need to rush.” Astolfo replied, as he buried his face in Micaiah’s snatch and began slurping up her leftover juices, causing the white-haired lady to whimper and moan in bliss. Meanwhile, Sothe was busy rubbing his cock up against Astolfo’s ass, having used lube on the both of them, and was blown away by how soft his bubble butt felt. He decided that he’d rather continue doing that than to insert his dick into Astolfo’s ass, something which the pinkette noticed.

“Ahhhhh, wanna try something different, eh?” Astolfo commented, having noticed what Sothe was doing. “Knock yourself out, or off I suppose.”

“G-Got it!” Sothe hissed in relief, as he began grinding his slippery cock against Astolfo’s ass with the pinkette continuing to lick Micaiah’s pussy, causing the lady to shudder in bliss. After a few minutes, Micaiah let out a moan in bliss as she came all over Astolfo’s face, as Sothe soon coated Astolfo’s ass with his melted ice-cream. “Oh god, that was fucking amazing!”

Eh, try reading the lemon next time. I’m sure you’ll be changing your tune within an instant.

“Is that so?” Micaiah smiled, as she got on her hands and knees and wiggled her backside. “I hope you’ve got enough energy for the main act.”

Sothe looked at Astolfo briefly, as the pinkette started panting. “G-Go for it…I just need to recharge my batteries.” He replied, giving him a thumbs up gesture. Sothe nodded in confirmation and placed a condom over his cock before gently inserting his penis into Micaiah’s pussy, causing her to yelp in surprise as she felt her hymen break. Thankfully it wasn’t as painful as she’d expected.

Once Sothe had gotten himself in position, he began thrusting slowly into Micaiah, causing a massive wave of bliss to rock their bodies, as if the Creator God himself wanted this moment to happen.

Huh, didn’t expect YHVH to be into incest. Wonder what other fetishes he’s keeping secret from us all.

Sothe had started gripping Micaiah’s waist firmly so that he doesn’t go back too far and exit her sacred womb, as Micaiah gripped the sides of the bed tightly. Meanwhile, Astolfo was watching the erotic scene and started drooling, staining the once clean bed with his saliva. A couple minutes later, Sothe asked if it was alright for him to speed up, with Micaiah giving him the all clear.

With a nod of approval, he began thrusting into her quickly, eliciting a deep, guttural moan from the Maiden of Dawn. Sothe was so caught up in his little world of pleasure, that he didn’t realise he was on the verge of blowing his load. Sothe tried to slow down in an attempt to make the wondrous occasion last longer, but his plans were thwarted as Micaiah’s pussy tightened up, indicating that she had just came. The new feeling pushed Sothe over the edge as he bellowed like a bull, firing jet after jet of his warm cock broth before he collapsed backwards onto the bed and drifted asleep.

Sex-Coma; the perfect solution for talentless authors who want to end their lemons.

“Wow…he must be tuckered out after that intense session.” Astolfo commented, as he sat up and spread his legs. “Wanna try a different position?” he asked, placing a condom over his large cock.

“Well we’ve come this far, so I don’t see why not.” Micaiah replied, as she hopped onto Astolfo’s lap and inserted his beefy beast into her wet pussy. Thought it was a bit of a squeeze, she managed to fit it inside of her as she gave Astolfo the all clear to go ahead.

“Ok then.” I said, as I began to gently thrust my tool into her warm bank vault, eliciting a moan from Micaiah. The sensation coursing through me felt amazing, as if I was relaxing on a warm beach, and my back was splashed with refreshingly cool water. I then proceeded to tweak Micaiah’s smooth, sensitive nipples, something which she enjoyed profusely.

And he dipped into 1st person perspective again! This fucking chapter really is something else.

“O-Oh goodness, please don’t stop!” she begged me, the pleasurable sensation causing her to start drooling. I cleaned up the residue oozing from her open mouth before I began to kiss her passionately. Micaiah returned my kiss, as our tongues began to dance in our mouths, as if they too were making sweet love.

“Y-You want me to speed up a bit?” I asked through gritted teeth, as she nodded to give me the all clear. I began to thrust into her quicker than before, causing my lover to moan loudly in bliss, as she grabbed onto my lean figure. We continued our passionate love-making until I felt a familiar, tingling sensation in my nutshack; indicating that I was about to blow my load.

I’d rather be watching The Nutshack than read any more of this shit.

“M-Micaiah!” Astolfo gasped. “I’m gonna cum hard…”

“T-Then let it all out, I’m about to cum as well.” Micaiah replied. Astolfo’s body began to spasm as his face contorted in pleasure before he blasted his spicy toothpaste into his condom, the pulsations of his phallus causing Micaiah to go over the edge as well, as she squirted hard all over his cock. The duo then split up as Astolfo slumped backwards and joined Sothe in the world of dreams.

“Hehehe, those boys always make time for their nap.” Micaiah giggled, tucking herself into bed before she too drifted off to sleep.

Now that was an amazing end, to an amazing arc. But the fun’s not over yet; there’s still plenty of duels to be won, fangames to be saved, and agents of the Divine Powers to defeat. Tune in next time, for another amazing instalment!

Amazing my ass, that was barely a damn arc! All that happened was that some new characters were informed of Krishna and his little band of idiots, two boring as shit duels, and the most ridiculous lemon I’ve read in a while. Oh and there was something about Tayama peddling his harem list to Shelly, but that was so pointless it was barely worth mentioning. At the very least, the author’s hormones should be sated for now, so we’re safe from any more food being thrown around the bedroom. Catch you all next time.

Skills used:

The Light of Destruction

Effect: When activated, a copy of Light Barrier is played from outside the deck. You do not have to flip a coin to activate its effect during your Standby Phase. Additionally, you add an Arcana Force monster of your choice from your deck to your hand.

Made up cards:

Arcana Force II – The High Priestess
ATK: 1200
DEF: 1200
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can add one Arcana Force monster from your deck to your hand. Tails: Once per turn, you can add one Spell/Trap card that has ‘Arcana Force’ in its text.

Arcana Force V – The Hierophant
ATK: 1500
DEF: 1500
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: You can decrease this cards ATK by 1000 to have another Arcana Force monster you control gain 1000ATK; these changes last until the end of the turn. Tails: You can decrease this cards DEF by 1000 to have another Arcana Force monster gain 1000DEF; these changes last until the end of this turn.

Arcana Force XVII – The Stars
ATK: 2700
DEF: 2700
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 8
Effect: During the End Phase of the turn this card was sent to the Graveyard, Special Summon three Star Tokens to your side of the field (Level: 3/Type: Fairy/ATK 1000/DEF 1000). When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can discard one card to special summon a monster from your hand, but it’s effects re negated until the end of the turn, nor can it attack the turn it’s summoned via this effect. Tails: Once per turn, you can activate one Trap card from your hand that has ‘Arcana Force’ in the text, though you can’t set any cards for the rest of the turn.

Arcana Spirit
Type: Normal Spell
Effect: Special Summon a level 5 or higher Arcana Force monster from the deck. You can only activate one Arcana Spirit per turn.

Saving Grace
Type: Normal Trap
Effect: Halve all Battle Damage you would take this turn.


Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community:
Ame (W.I.A)
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin stolen)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Shesha
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama
Big Smoke

The Traitors:
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake
Cal
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Ren
Professor Larkspur
Rick
Professor Gobline
Radius
Redi
Sam
Elia
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)

The Waifu Army:
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Sun Nov 25, 2018 12:43 am

After watching Micaiah turn into a Christmas roast, and sitting through another tedious duel, its time we finally see what everyone else has been up to in this bizarre fever dream of a fic.

Welcome back everyone, and today I have a new chapter for you all. It’ll feature some happy reunions between the heroes, however it’ll also be the starting point for the Divine Powers’ grand scheme. So you’re in for one wild ride.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 15: March of the Divine Powers

Oh goodie, perhaps they’ll finally do something outside of talking complete gibberish.

The following morning: Outside the Pokémon Fangame Headquarters

The heroes had arrived the next day, following their departure from the land of Tellius. Micaiah proudly held her head above her shoulders, having defeated the treacherous Lekain once and for all and having a most wonderful night with her two favorite men in the world,

I remember that night; there was so many condiments thrown around that it turned the lemon into some harebrained recipe.

as the others were interested on what had happened while they were away. Upon knocking at the door, they were greeted by a familiar, yet unexpected person.

“Ame?!” they all gasped in unison. “Y-You’re up already?!”

“Well I’m glad you’re all enthusiastic to see me again.” Ame giggled politely, gesturing the heroes to enter the headquarters.

Good to know that getting electrocuted by a Norse deity doesn’t have any lasting side effects.

“It’s a relief to see you so full of life again, especially after what that brute did to you.” Chevalier smiled serenely. “I-I just wish I was strong enough to have defeated him before he did any serious harm to you and your daughter.”

“You mean Alice? She’s recovered as well; a day before me in fact.” Ame added, as the group breathed another sigh of relief. “Anyway, we’ll continue our discussion in the Board Room; I’m sure the rest would be eager to hear about your adventures in the Tellius region.”

Oh yeah, like the part where they sided with a former slave owner to get the upper hand over the rapist bigots. Am I the only one who found that to be a bit contrived?

True to her word, they did eventually make their way to the Board Room where they were greeted by their fellow fangame developers.

“Welcome back, I take it your trip went well.” Shiv broke the ice, noticing Micaiah’s grin.

“Certainly; we managed to deal with Lekain for good, stamping out the Divine Power’s presence in Tellius.” Micaiah replied. “Unfortunately, Shesha got away before we can kill it.”

“Shit!” the young man cursed, slamming his fist on the table. “That’s not good at all!”

“But that’s not even the worst part; our attacks did nothing to the beast.” Boudica added. “It was like trying to kill an elephant with a flyswatter.”

Oh lighten up; you’ll get the weapon to defeat the critter sooner or later.

“S-Shesha…?” Shelly inquired nervously.

“I’ll explain it later, Shelly.” Ame replied, before turning to face the heroes. “Asides from that, did anything else happen in Tellius?”

“No, not really.” Sothe answered. “Speaking of, what happened while we were away?”

“This.” Titania replied, handing the young thief a newspaper article that went into detail about a bombing that occurred at an anti-fangame meeting, resulting in the death of over 100 people. “Pretty shitty stunt the traitors pulled, killing their allies to garner sympathy for their cause.”

“Surely nobody would believe that we’re behind the attack now, would they?” Blair commented.

“That’s the thing; the people do believe we’re the ones behind the attack, or at the very least a deranged fan of ours.” Melia replied sadly. “Several influential figures in the world have thrown in their support to the Divine Powers.”

Speaking of contrivances, this has to be addressed as well. We are told that the public believes that the fangame committee was responsible for the attack, yet we don’t get any evidence to support this claim. It’s like the author wanted to demonize the general public for not immediately siding with his pet faction.

“Krishna must be over the moon with how things are going; despite losing Lekain and what little influence he had in Tellius.” Titania added.

“Well if things do take a turn for the worse, we could always ask the Eastern Kingdom of Mikado for help, since they’re also at war with the Divine Powers.” Micaiah commented. “I know they’ll be powerful allies; I saw their Duel Monsters champion run circles around the Tokyo Duel Monsters champion.”

Yeah, by virtue of breaking the rules while dueling a complete imbecile. Says more about him than the author wants to admit.

“Y-You mean that Gaston fellow?” Chevalier inquired, with Micaiah nodding in response.

“Tch, can’t say I’m all that keen on working alongside him.” Blair muttered, crossing her arms.

“Oh, what’s so bad about the guy? He sounds awesome!” Garret asked, intrigued by the young man.

“His ego’s the size of Jupiter, and his attitude is foul.” Blair answered. “I doubt he’d consider us good enough to be his ally.”

“This guy sounds a lot like Fern, and you all know how I feel about that bastard.” Titania commented.

Hold on; do you, or do you not like Gaston? Chapter 9 presented him as the finest thing since sliced bread, yet you’re now comparing him to one of the traitors.

“Indeed; however we need as many allies as possible if we want to stand a chance against the Divine Powers.” Ame replied. “At the very least, he sounds more tolerable than that brute, Tayama.”

“The Ashura-kai leader? Shiv told us about him and just how nasty he is.” Astolfo chimed in.

“My daughter told me about the meeting she attended in my steed; not only did he want to turn our games into the one thing Krishna complained about, but he tried to coerce her and the others to become a part of a harem he was building up. Poor Shelly was shivering in fear for a while after the meeting.” Ame informed the group.

“H-H-He kept staring at me with this creepy look.” Shelly squeaked in fear, recalling the terrifying memory.

“Well then, guess that’s another sick fuck I’ll have to punish.” Boudica declared, cracking her knuckles.

Knock yourself out; I have no respect for those who frighten Shelly. She’s smol and pure and innocent and…

“You’d have to get in line though; my sister’s gunning for his head.” Shiv pointed out, as the door to the Board room swung open and two people entered the room, one familiar and one not so familiar. The newcomer was of average height for a woman her age had medium length pink hair that was rather curly, and matching pink eyes. Her outfit consisted of a long, emerald green dress which looked a lot like long leaves, as well as matching green gloves and green boots. This was Laura, the middle sibling to Charlotte and Saphira, and a member of the Reborn Elite 4. Alongside her was Julia, as peppy as always as she drank a cup of coffee, though only she knew what number it was.

“Forgive me for being late, but I had a few issues with my laptop.” Laura apologised, handing a report to Ame.

I know your pain, my keyboard is fucked up and I’m on the verge of throwing it out the damn window.

“It happens to all of us.” Ame brushed it off. “By the way, have you met Astolfo and his friends yet?”

“Well I remember the guy in green since he was getting autographs from everyone who attended your birthday, myself included.” Laura answered, before turning to the mentioned group. “Hi there, I’m Laura. I heard plenty of good things about you from my sisters.”

“It’s nice to meet you as well.” Micaiah replied. “So how have—“

“Roly! It’s so good to see you again!” Julia cheered, clasping Roland’s hands tightly.

“Y-Yeah, it is.” Roland replied, somewhat sheepishly. “My friends made that nasty old Lekain go boom.”

Well if that’s what you want to call getting eaten alive by a giant snake deity, than go for it.

“That’s the best way to deal with troublemakers, yep-yep-yep!” Julia continued before remembering something. “So did you make any more late night boomies?”

“Uhh, can we talk about this outside? I don’t want anyone else to eavesdrop on us.” Roland requested, with Julia dragging the young man out of his chair as she quickly bolted out of the room.

“Wonder what that’s about…” Laura pondered.

0000

“Whhhaaaaaatttt?!” Julia cried out in shock. “You mean you haven’t made any more late night boomies?”

Well the author doesn’t want his Roland skinsuit to fuck the Fire Emblem characters. That’s the job for his Astolfo skinsuit.

“Yeah, I guess I got caught up in some other things…” Roland replied sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.

“But what about our lesson; didn’t you take it to heart?” Julia pouted, placing her hands on her hips.

“I did take it to heart, I just didn’t want to be branded a womaniser, because that’ll put me in a really sticky situation.” Roland admitted. “I doubt a woman like Serra would go for someone who beds many women without a care in the world.” It was after he said that, that Julia’s pout turned to a thoughtful expression.

Well this is a dilemma; the author wants his skinsuit to pipe all his fangame waifus, yet he also wants to look like a gentleman in the eyes of his true waifu. Wonder how he’s gonna get out of this conundrum.

“Hmmmm, that’s a fair point. I certainly wouldn’t want my apprentice to go boom to quickly and lose the one chance he has. But I can’t in good faith let Serra date a guy with little to no experience, especially after what she’s been through…” Julia replied, her usually peppy mood taking a fairly sombre tone.

“Huh…what happened?” Roland inquired, with the duo entering the room opposite the Board room and sat on a couple of chairs.

“A long time ago, while she was still modelling, she fell for this guy in a rather fancy suit; I think he said something about being in a circus, but not the Agate Circus. Anyway, they started dating for a while until they got married. One thing lead to another, and Serra became pregnant with Bennett; two weeks later, her husband disappeared in mysterious circumstances. This combined with the fact that her modelling contract was cancelled caused her to spiral into depression for a while. A few years after Bennett was born, she started dating several men, however they were mean to her; they had their fun with her then ditched her when they were done. I don’t want her to ever deal with another meanie like that again.” Julia recalled the sad story.

I can never escape this shit, can I? I am beyond tired of this whole “Every man who dated the object of the authors desires is a sleazy scumbag, except for the author avatar” shit that talentless hacks love to pull, in order to make their OC’s look much better. It’s the tritest shit of all time, and comes across as insecurity on the authors behalf.

That said, I really want to know where the author got his whole “Serra’s former husband worked for the circus” shit from, because 1. The only thing we know about the guy is that he’s either dead or divorced her shortly after Bennett was born. And 2. The Reborn characters that are part of the Agate Circus have no personal connection to Serra whatsoever. My guess is that this is going to lead into the author creating a punching bag out of thin air to make himself look manly in front of her.


“Don’t worry Julia, I’m not like those other guys. I’ll make sure to treat her like a queen for the rest of my life.” Roland pledged, with Julia seeing the sincerity in his eyes.

“I can tell that you’ll be a most wonderful husband and father.” Julia smiled at him. “But how will I train you up to be perfect for her?” the cheerleader thought about it while she was drinking coffee, until a spark of inspiration struck her. With an almighty “Eureka!” she sculled her coffee before quickly running over to the coffee pot and sculled the contents of that as well.

“Ihavethemostperfectideaonhowtotrainyouup!” she spoke so rapidly that Roland was only able to catch half of what she said, before she ran out the room like a hyperactive child and down the hallway, leaving some small trails of smoke in her wake.

Well the author managed to sum up Julia quite nicely, I’ll give him that much.

The Board room door opened as a few people went to check up on the duo.

“Wonderful, she’s gonna be like this all night…” Titania sighed, turning to Roland. “Make sure she doesn’t hurt herself, got it?”

“Yes ma’am!” he blurted, dashing off down the hallway to follow her. It took a while to find her, but he managed to do so, as the trail ended at a small workshop that was where the game cartridges were made. He entered the room and saw her adding the finishing touches to what looked like a pair of VR glasses.

“Ta da!” Julia beamed, turning around and showing off the glasses. “Howdya like this baby?”

“It’s great, but I don’t know what it does.” Roland answered.

“Oh, oh, OH! I can explain; what I made was a Virtual Reality program that can train you in making late night boomies. The glasses enable you to view the scene from a first-person perspective, and this little dohicky is where your stuff your boomie and go wild with it!” Julia showcased a weird contraption that resembled a Joydick that was made by SF Media Labs. “And while you’re playing with yourself, I’ll be watching the fireworks from this TV over here.”

Well that answers my question; Roland’s going to play VR hentai games until he’s good enough to fuck Serra. How it’s going to be determined is up for debate, though I suspect it has to do with the TV Julia’s watching. That said, I’m curious as to how the author knows what a Joydick is, because I haven’t heard of it until I mocked this very chapter!

“It seems that you can do anything you put your mind to when you drink coffee.” Roland praised her, causing Julia to grin proudly.

“Yep, yep, yep! Coffee is the nectar of the gods.” She proclaimed.

Nah, Raspberry Fanta is the nectar of the gods.

“Unfortunately, I don’t have any simulations for you to train in yet, but I’m sure another cup or two would get the juices flowing.”

“Take however long you need, I can wait.” Roland replied, before the duo hear what sounded like footsteps running towards the room.

“Come on you two, you have to see this!” Astolfo peeked his head into the room and quickly informed them. The duo soon bolted out of the room, but not before covering up the wondrous invention. When the trio arrived back in the Board room, Roland and Julia soon noticed that the widescreen TV in the room was airing what looked like a speech being held at Tsukiji Kongangi.

OH MY FUCKING GOD—

0000

Krishna was in the dressing room, putting on the finishing touches to his fancy emerald green suit, wanting to leave a lasting impression on all those who attended the speech. Upon adding a fresh peacock feather to his fedora, a lesser demon entered the room.

“My liege, the preparation are complete. I’m sure you’ll be most pleased with the crowd we drew in.” the demon reported.

“What impeccable timing, I had just finished getting ready.” Krishna replied, as he soon exited the room and stepped out onto the podium. Standing on the back of the podium were his most trusted lieutenants and the Divine Vanguard in a show of power and respect for their leader, with Damian standing to the right of the lectern. The crowd sitting before the podium was incredibly large and numbered over 2 million, with the traitors and several sub-commanders getting front row seats. There were cameras filming the dramatic speech, so that millions of other followers would be able to witness this historic event. On the front of the lectern was a flag sowing off the logo for the Divine Powers which depicted a large serpent, most likely representing Shesha, wrapping itself around the world. Krishna walked up to the lectern and cleared his throat before beginning his speech, millions of eyes staring at the enigmatic deity.

ANOTHER FUCKING SPEECH! AT THIS STAGE, THEY’VE SPOKEN MORE TIMES IN THIS FIC THAN THEY DID IN THE DAMNED GAME! WHEN WILL IT END?!

“Greetings everyone, I’m glad you’re all able to attend this most prestigious event. I am Krishna of the Divine Powers, and I’m sure you all know why we’re here today. The vile rogues who mass-produced and peddled their filthy propaganda onto humanity have committed a grave atrocity against our fellows. Yes that’s right, they hired one of their thugs to infiltrate a meeting being conducted by our allies and using an explosive vest, caused a massive explosion that killed hundreds, including innocent children! I ask you, are you going to let such an atrocity go unpunished?!” Krishna began, as the crowd roared a unanimous ‘no!’.

Oh boy, let’s see what this strawman’s gonna say cause I know it’ll be fucking ridiculous.

“My beloved Godslayer has informed me about all the flaws in their precious Reborn, the flagship of their wretched empire. Now it is my duty to inform the masses on all the sins this game has committed. First of all, the challenge is insanely difficult, and caters to the elitist circle-jerk that is the head developer and her cronies. They cripple you by enforcing such atrocious limitations to inspiring trainers; lack of funds, lack of supplies, hiding all the good Pokémon behind sidequests so long that they become obsolete once you finally get them, gym leaders that require insane amounts of luck and patience to succeed, and dare I mention the hideous level cap? They go on about how strategy and brainpower is required to win these battles, but as soon as players find a way to defeat these leaders that aren’t the intended way to beat them, the devs throw a hissy fit and add additional effects to their already broken field effects to punish the players for doing what they’re told to do. Is this truly what you want from a game, to be relentlessly bullied by the developers, who have such seething contempt for their customers?” Krishna continued, as the crowd roared ‘no!’ once again.

Well I’ll be damned; that overly dramatic rant about the difficulty actually raised a fair point of criticism; that being that the Reborn devs are notorious for tweaking the game so that the amount of strategies to defeat a Gym Leader decreases, effectively railroading the player to use a specific team. Perhaps this won’t be so bad after all—

“Then there’s the story, and it betrays all the hard work the folks at Nintendo put in to make Pokémon an entertaining game for all ages. The story in Reborn is some of the edgiest garbage I have ever read in my life, and I read Lucifer’s poorly written biography.” Krishna cracked a joke, making some of the audience members’ chuckle politely.

And I take that back. That joke was so hideously bad, it made my cat cry.

“You know you’re in for a ride when the first thing that happens is a train crashing into a train station, killing dozens of innocent civilians. What follows is an onslaught of edginess, including but not limited to; suicides, sexual assaults, murder, torture, excessive violence, sexual references, drug abuse; do I really need to go on? But the worst part would be that the devs lie to you! They claim that they handle these mature topics respectfully, only for them to send characters to their deaths like lambs to the slaughterhouse, solely for the sake of shock value. And don’t get me started on the deluge of memes and jokes that pollute the game, like the trash in the lakes that make up that wretched region; it’s a case of the devs wanting to have their cake, and eating it as well. These snake oil salesmen are writing a story not to entertain the masses, but to stroke their pitiful egos.”

Well the story is shit, but not for the reasons you put forward. The main problem with the story of Reborn, and all these other fangames in general is that the player is reduced to an glorified errand boy while all the cool scenes/moments are taken by the developers self-inserts.

“WRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!” The crowd cheered in ecstasy.

“Oh I’m not done yet, far from it. Not only did they create Pokémon Reborn, but they helped spawn that unholy brood of vermin that pollute the world. I am of course referring to the various sister games that lurk in the shadows, ready to assault your children with their edge and propaganda. You’ve got Rejuvenation, the snivelling bootlicker to Reborn who aspires to be like her, yet somehow ended up becoming even worse than her role model. Then there’s Desolation, that awful game that treats the characters as nothing more than datable pieces of meat for the fanbase to collect like trophies to their ungodly decadence.

You take that back! Scarlett is the most precious character of all time.

How about Insurgence, that loathsome pile of filth that glorifies the ‘neutral’ path that the false messiah Flynn babbles on about to inspire those pathetic hunters of his. Then there’s Uranium, that toxic pile of radioactive waste that’s nothing more than the bastard, inbred brother of Reborn, especially with that awful Nuclear typing. Other garbage games produced by these hacks include Sage, Clover, Solar-Light/Lunar-Dark, Full Moon, Phoenix Rising, Clockwork, Spork; etcetera, etcetera. These games cost Nintendo billions of dollars, forcing them to fire thousands of workers, who ended up starving to death alongside their families because those thieves managed to replace them.” Krishna continued, as the crowd roared with anger once more.

“These games are awful!” A voice from the crowd spoke out.

“THEY TERK MY JERB!!!!” Another voice cried out, this one coming from a redneck.

Why thanks for your input Mr. Redneck Stereotype.

“But that’s not the worst part; these demons in human skin are agents of that wretched puppet Merkabah, the Creator God’s “precious little chariot”, who plays a hand in peddling this vile propaganda onto our children! That’s right, Pokémon Reborn is glorified propaganda meant to cater to YHVH’s twisted agenda, by brainwashing children with these “cool characters” and “awesome story”, when they’re objectively awful. For one, the characters are dangerous role models for children, by encouraging them to forget the old gods in favour of basking in YHVH’s light.

Ah yes, I remember the scene where Cain and Charlotte take the time to talk about how Krishna and the rest of the old gods aren’t worth praying to, and that they should thank YHVH for granting them his mercy. Oh wait, that didn’t happen at all!

Take Titania for instance; she openly encourages children to murder people in order to get the job done, which has caused a spike in serial killers prowling the streets. Then there’s Titania’s partner in crime, Amaria; she teaches children that it’s ok to manipulate your lover into doing things they don’t want to do, lest they get blood on their hands. And this is what YHVH wants in his “utopia”; manipulative, psychopathic murderers. Adding in the fact that Team Meteor, the villains of Reborn are created to be expies of the Divine Powers.

Of course, the villainous team that was first introduced into Reborn years before the Divine Powers were introduced into the Shin Megami franchise are perfect expies of the latter. What a simpleton.

They demonise us in an attempt to make their agenda look noble; this is an insult to all the deities who lost their roles to that greedy rogue YHVH! And let’s not forget how they peddle porn of their characters onto the masses to profit off of them; these foul villains are just as bad as the Code Geass staff, who sold that porn-riddled artbook onto their fans, promoting incest, polygamy and pedophilia.

Ok, now you’re bringing Code Geass into this clusterfuck. I could go on about the artbook he’s referring to, but that’s for another time. What I will ask is where is this Reborn porn book your talking about? I need it for…research purposes. Yeah, that’s it.

I ask you; will you follow the agenda of a group that would sexualise their characters to make a quick buck?” Krishna inquired, with the crowd yelling out an astounding ‘no!’.

“Which is why you need us! We shall save you all from this curse inflicted onto us by the Creator God. The old gods shall reclaim their rightful places, while YHVH and his collaborators shall be imprisoned in this flawed, worthless universe. The fangames that try to brainwash you shall be disposed of permanently, and their creators will see the light once they learn about our noble goals. That’s right, I am merciful enough to show mercy to my greatest enemies. Our salvation shall save you all; once Shesha has recovered enough of his strength, he will transform into the Cosmic Egg, the cradle for our new universe. Upon the next full moon, the Egg will hatch, creating a new universe where the souls of our followers will attain Salvation, free from the shackles of the Creator God. I ask a favour from you all; spread the word about our noble goal and save those around you, destroy those wretched fangames and any other propaganda tools the Creator God tries to trick you with, and resist any attempts by Ame and her cronies to convert you to their side. I thank you all once again for listening to my speech.” Krishna concluded his sermon, as the crowd applauded him wildly.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Krishna was speaking complete bullshit, or that over 2 million people ate it up like it was the fucking Gospel.

0000

The station had switched back to the cheesy drama that it was airing before the speech, as the heroes were left speechless by what they just watched. Looks of confusion, anger and disbelief were rife within the room.

“Ok, if anyone could tell me what the fuck that idiot was babbling on about, I’d greatly appreciate it.” Titania broke the ice, hoping for an answer.

I gave you all the answer a few sentences ago; do none of you read my mocks?! You really should as they’re quite entertaining and this is not a shameless plug whatsoever.

However nobody was sure on how to answer the question.

“I can’t believe Krishna would do this. All I ever wanted to do was make a game for everyone to enjoy, and now he’s demonising us as if we’re the KKK…” Ame commented sadly, her mood taking a turn for the worse.

“The only good thing I’ll say about that speech is that we at least have some idea on what their end goals are, though the idea of a new universe hatching from some egg sounds like a load of shit to me.” Garret pointed out. “At least it explains why they want so many souls for their pet snake.”

As far as new universe schemes go, it’s simple. A shame it’s hampered by the fact that the damn critter doesn’t eat the hero’s souls for some reason. And this isn’t just in the fic, it’s also a thing in the game as well.

“But there’s still plenty of unanswered questions we have; who are the old gods he’s talking about? Why would this YHVH betray them? What will this new universe be like? And just how exactly are our games halting their progress towards Salvation?” Melia asked, as the group began muttering amongst one another. It was then that Astolfo slammed his fist on the table, his rage building up as the speech went on.

“I knew that fucker was lying! His “speech” may be pretty, but all it summed up to in my eyes is ‘We don’t like female protagonists, they confuse and frighten us. Which is why I’ll create a new universe just to escape them’” Astolfo ranted.

I know the speech sucked ass, but how the hell did you get that from his convoluted gibberish?!

“That fucking flute-sucking asshole is the real snake oil salesman here; using the dead bodies of innocent civilians to push his vile agenda. Fuck him and fuck the old gods that clamor to him like mindless sheep because they’re frightened of Reborn’s strong, female characters!”

“Astolfo, I don’t think that’s what he meant when he said it’s propaganda…“Micaiah began, but was soon cut off by more of his ranting.

“You don’t understand, this asshole labelled it as mindless propaganda!” Astolfo continued, before taking a deep breath. “Alright then, answer me this. If Krishna isn’t opposed to strong female characters, then why did he only criticise the female characters when complaining about Reborn’s story?”

“He only used two examples from Reborn in his speech about how it’s a bad influence on children. Why they were both female could be that there’s more females then men in Reborn, or it could be that the gender doesn’t matter, as much as their actions.” Alice rebutted.

How nice of Alice to be the voice of reason in this debate against the author’s skinsuit.

“Look Astolfo, we all appreciate your enthusiasm in defending us, but I doubt Krishna and his brigade are a bunch of anti-feminist losers.”

“Well Lekain fell under the anti-feminist side, but he was a degenerate to begin with.” Sothe pointed out. “That said, one of my biggest issues with the speech is when he accused us of being associated with this Merkabah fellow, but isn’t he the leader of that Eastern Kingdom of Mikado?”

“Correct, though he’s not the leader. Rather, he’s the angel who proclaims the Lord’s orders and blessings to Mikado’s citizens. After all, he is the Lord’s Chariot.” Micaiah corrected her lover, the two holding hands with each other.

“We have no association with this YHVH, or the Eastern Kingdom of Mikado, so I have no idea what the fuck he’s going on about us being their puppets.” Shiv commented.

He’s just bitching because YHVH didn’t invite him to his birthday party.

“And you got to love how they’re whining about us sexualising the characters, when it was that asshole Ren who pulled that bullshit.” Aurora added. “Oh and their complaints about the difficulty come across as them whining about it, as opposed to genuine criticism.”

Well asides from the point about the developers fine-tuning the game to limit the amount of strategies a player could use to defeat a Gym Leader, it really was a whole lot of whining.

“That whole speech may as well be a load of whining.” Boudica chimed in. “How they managed to dupe millions of people is beyond me.”

“What I want to know is who the heck this Flynn fellow is; after all he must’ve annoyed Krishna for him to snipe at the guy.” Melia pointed out. “You think he could’ve been Krishna’s former Godslayer before something caused the two to go their own way?”

“So long as he’s against the Divine Powers, he’s alright in my book.” Titania replied.

Except for Gaston because remember, he’s got an ego just like Fern’s.

“So what’s out next course of action Ame?” Chevalier inquired, as the graceful lady began thinking to herself.

“Well we’re in a jam if I have to be brutally honest; Krishna did a damn good job of smearing our name in the mud out of absolute pettiness. But what if I made my own speech to counter theirs…” Ame mused to herself.

“No, mother! You remember what happened at your birthday, right? I don’t want that to ever happen again.” Alice protested, voicing her concerns.

“Oh don’t you worry, I won’t let that fuckstick Odin pull a stunt like that again.” Astolfo pledged. “But wouldn’t a counter speech attract Pro-Divine Powers protestors?”

“Correct, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take—“Ame continued, before a warning blared up on another monitor. “Oh confound it! The traitors are organising another small rally like the one in Kinshicho.”

Why?! Why do they need another rally when Krishna just organised one?!

“W-Where’s this rally being held?” Blair inquired.

“Some place east of Ikebukuro.” Ame answered. “Luckily I know the perfect people to disrupt that rally…” she continued, gazing at Melia.

“Ah yes, I’m sure they’ll be more than happy to help us out. I’ll go inform them about it.” Melia replied, catching her drift. She got up off her chair and bowed in respect before exiting the room.

“As for the rest of us, it’s best we contact any allies to assure them that Krishna’s lying about us, and enlist their services if possible.” Ame added. “This concludes our meeting for now, we’ll discuss our results tomorrow. You’re free to do whatever you feel like for the rest of the day, on the condition you give me some time to myself.” And with that, everyone went their separate ways in the headquarters.

0000

A tall skyscraper overlooked the area in Tsukiji Kongangi where the speech was being held. Out of nowhere, a familiar figure appeared from the aether, with a hooded figure standing beside him. The taller figure stared down at the temple in utter contempt.

“What a joke; did ya see all those foolish humans clamouring to every last lie Krishna slathered in his honeyed words?” Dagda asked the hooded figure.

Thank you, Dagda, for being the voice of reason once again.

“Indeed. For all his talk about leading humanity to salvation, Krishna’s no better than Lucifer and Merkabah.” ??? replied.

Oh for fucks sake, this is the laziest shit I’ve seen so far! Don’t want to reveal the characters name, but can’t be assed to give any descriptions? Write out a bunch of question marks, that ought to build up the suspense. Besides, anyone who’s familiar with Shin Megami knows that Mr. Question Mark over here is actually Nanashi.

“Exactly; those conniving tricksters use weak-willed humans to do their dirty work, using such pointless rubbish like forgiveness, chaos, and bonds. Human dependence on bonds is what’s holding them back from their true potential.” Dagda continued. “But you my Godslayer, you finally learnt that those bonds is what kept you from attaining true freedom.”

“I learnt the failure of concepts such as bonds and friendship when those weaklings I once called friends betrayed me to save my skin.” ??? stated. “I love how they begged for mercy once they realised just who they were dealing with; of course it was too late for them.”

Oh shut up and go listen to My Chemical Romance!

“Those same humans who left you for dead once you ignore their agenda, started stroking your ego once you completed what they wanted you to do. Such fickle emotions have no place in my new universe.” Dagda commented.

“Indeed, such actions sicken me to my core.” ??? replied. “So what do you want me to do next?”

“Heh, we’ll stick around Krishna and his little posse until they get the Cosmic Egg ready. Then we’ll snatch it from under their noses, and mount their heads on a pike.” Dagda explained the plan, before the two proceeded to disappear from where they came from to continue plotting.

Done, this chapter was quite the trial, that caught me off guard in more ways than one. See, that speech Krishna made bothered me as I felt that I’ve seen it before. So I decided to browse through some mocks that I did back on PA and lo and behold, it’s a bloated version of the anti-Reborn rant from Chapter 23 of Devil’s Gambit. This had changed my theory about the author so that it lines up with Dashguy’s initial belief, in that the author of this fic was one of the writers for that fic. Mind you, I still believe that RussiaMan isn’t the culprit, which leaves me with 14 other possible suspects.

Shit’s about to hit the fan, what with Krishna’s speech and Dagda’s scheming. One thing I’ve noticed is that I haven’t added enough characters from Rejuvenation; well that’s going to change next chapter. So stay tuned for it, since I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community:
Ame (W.I.A)
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin stolen)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Shesha
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama
Big Smoke

The Traitors:
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake
Cal
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Ren
Professor Larkspur
Rick
Professor Gobline
Radius
Redi
Sam
Elia
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)

The Waifu Army:
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
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A quote from Andrew himself

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:32 pm

Another day, another chapter of this exercise in insanity. I hope that nothing too stupid goes down in this chapter, but I just know I’m gonna get let down.

Another chapter for you all, lovingly prepared for you all. There won’t be a duel in this chapter, but there will be one in the next so there’s something to look forward to. However this chapter has more than enough content for you all to enjoy, so I hope you do enjoy it.

Another duel, because the last one was SO interesting…

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 16: The Angels of Aevium

Minami Ikebukuro Park: 9:00pm

Several of the traitors had been assigned to host the rally at Ikebukuro, and were pleased with themselves over how well things have been progressing.

“Hahaha! Things are going up for us, all thanks to yours truly!” Fern bragged, puffing his chest out proudly.

“Indeed, that speech Krishna made was one of a kind.” Redi grinned. “I guess you could say it got me ‘Redi’ for today.” He joked, with Fern laughing heartily in response.

I’m not gonna give the author shit for that god-awful pun, despite how much I really want to. What I will give him shit for is this rally idea; what exactly is the point of it if Krishna’s speech was that successful? This is nothing more than thinly veiled padding, and not the good kind of padding.

“Oh man, that joke was so bad it turned around and became funny.” Fern sighed, wiping a tear from his eye. “It’s a shame that Rick OD’d big time, he’d have loved this rally.”

“Rick was one of our more disposable members; his death was of no consequence to us and will prove a most suitable snack for Shesha.” Madelis reminded.

Ah, so Rick has been confirmed as dead then. What the hell author, do you have such contempt for the guy that you didn’t even grant him the dignity of dying on-screen?! A quick bit of research on the guy tells me that he’s a poor man’s attempt at replicating Gary Oak, so I don’t see why you could hate him that much.

“On a more positive note, did you hear that Pokémon Essentials was taken down?”

“I have indeed.” Connor grinned. “That should be the nail in the coffin for those worthless scrubs.”

Not necessarily; it doesn’t shut down the games that are already in development, and I’m sure there’s probably a few workable download links available. I’ll give them a gold star for trying though.

“Fuck yeah! I knew Odin could do it; he must know some powerful people in Nintendo.” Geara cheered, as he was busy helping Baron set up the banners for the stage.

“Though there won’t be any new games getting made, there’s still plenty of dreck out there.” Baron pointed out. “That said, the Divine Powers have been hunting down some lesser known games, and have already eliminated a few of them.”

“Any notable games out of the bunch?” Redi asked.

“Only one I can recall was Pokémon Conspiracy; ironic given what we’re doing.” Baron answered. “Anyway, we’ve finished setting up the rally.”

Ah yes, I remember that one. A mediocre game that had a hyper-realistic cop stare at the player for some reason. What a trip that was.

“Good. Now we’ll need to wait for a sizable audience, then we can begin—“ Madelis began, but was interrupted when a distant voice shouted out “hey!”

“Sorry I’m late, I got caught in traffic.” Ren apologised.

“No, it’s fine. You just missed out on setting the rally, that’s all.” Connor passive-aggressively sniped at the latecomer.

“Make him pack up the rally; that ought to teach him a lesson.” Redi suggested, with the rest of the traitors sans Ren agreeing with the idea.

“W-What?! But that’s not fair!” Ren protested.

Life isn’t fair, you miserable traitor. That said, I’m sure the only reason he’s a bad guy is cause the author doesn’t want you getting you mitts on Melia.

“But he’s shipping himself with Serra.” You might say, and that’s true. But based on the fact that the other story he’s got posted is a Rejuvenation fic, it can be assumed that he fancies Melia as well.


“Here’s a little lesson for you; life isn’t fair. Best thing you can do is suck it up and deal with what you got.” Madelis coldly replied, staring the young man down until he relented.

“Alright, I’ll clean up the place once we’re done here…” Ren sighed, annoyed at the situation.

“Now’s not the time for that, we’ve got a rally to host, staring yours truly!” Fern declared proudly, as they already saw a few interested parties arrive at the park.

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It took around half an hour for all the seats to be filled with eager audience members. The traitors scanned the crowd and were most pleased with what they saw; their audience members mainly consisted of drug dealers, biker gangs, agents from several shoplifting empires, owners of illegal gambling dens, street gangs, white supremacists, Pokémon fangame haters, porn smugglers, and other such scum of society. Fern got up to the podium and was ready to commence his speech.

How does a talentless author make his bad guys more villainous? Have the literal scum of society slobber over them. That said, I wanna know why the hell are white supremacists interested in a group that’s being led by a Hindu deity.

“Alright then, thank you all for coming to see my magnificence. I am Fern, of the Divine Powers and I’m here to tell you why you made the right choice to oppose those fangames. Let me cut to the chase; these games are cheap as shit. As you all know, I am the greatest Pokémon trainer out there, and can easily sweep any game with ease. However, Reborn’s difficulty is fucking cheap; they lock you out of good Pokémon and TM’s while forcing you to go up against competitive teams. Not to mention the cheap ass field effects that buff their Pokémon up to extreme levels, while forcing you to sacrifice a couple of turns to destroy them. I remember one playthrough I did where I went into Shelly’s gym and planned on sweeping the floor with her, since the little scrub was piss-easy in real life. Only for her to dick me down as her broken ass Pokémon slaughtered my well trained team. I was so fucking pissed at her that I planned on punching her, however Blake and Cal beat me to the punch, so to speak. Now she’s as timid as her in-game counterpart.” Fern began, as he and the crowd laughed at her misfortune.

For fucks sake, this is the same shit Krishna blabbed about in the previous chapter! How creatively bankrupt are you?! Oh, and fuck you Fern for poking fun at Shelly, she’s smol and innocent and could use a hug right now.

“Ha-Ha! I ought to buy those guys a beer!” a drug dealer cackled.

“Oh yeah, I’ve got a suitable punishment for her…” a porn smuggler cackled as well, as Fern bowed proudly and went back to his seat.

“What a most captivating speech.” Madelis began her speech. “The game’s difficulty is one reason why they suck, but there are other seasons as well. The story for instance, reads like a child’s fanfiction, and I’m sure there are fanfictions out there that are better than the story. You all know about Reborn’s story, but how many of you know about Rejuvenation’s story?”

The crowd became deathly silent, as they were unable to answer the question.

I doubt a crowd who attended an anti-fangame rally would know all the intricate details about the story for one of those fangames.

“Well then, looks like I have to explain it to you then. Rejuvenation manages to be even edgier than Reborn, by having a boat get blown up by Team Xen, of which I’m a part of. Speaking of which, the game had Team Xen create clones of Deoxys and even Shadow Pokémon, as well as Dimensional Rift Pokémon, which are Rejuv’s take on PULSE Pokemon. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Melia ends up going into an alternate future where the world is dead, and condemns the survivors to die just so she could be taught a lesson by Spacea and Tiempa. Add that to the usual character deaths, terrorist attacks and even drug references, and you have a potent cocktail of edge. Ask yourselves, is this the sort of dreck you want your children exposed to?” Madelis concluded her speech, with the crowd yelling out a unanimous “no!”

“Keep that filth away from my kids!” A Pokémon fangame hater shouted.

“DOSE FUKERS TERK MEH JERB!!!!” A white supremacist screeched in anger.

Hey, it’s that redneck from the previous chapter. Nice to see he has plenty of time to attend irrelevant rallies.

It was Redi’s turn to take the mic as Madelis sat back down on her chair

“Yo, I’ve got another issue with those games, but it’s one Lord Krishna forgot to mention; the devs are fucking hypocrites! They ramble on and on about how stealing their ideas and sprites to create fangames is a bad move, which was demonstrated by their anger towards Tri-Master. Basically, Tri-Master was a game that we traitors were creating, so that we can make a game that can appeal to the masses while cutting out the crap that was put into Reborn. We told Krishna about it, and he was fine with it, as there was no propaganda in Tri-Master that demonised the old gods. Anyway, we were about to finish the game, when Ame pulled the plug on us, accusing us of stealing sprites and assets from Melia’s team, which was a load of shit. However, they did find a few sprites in our game that a couple other team members snuck in, costing us our jobs. They had no right to call us thieves, when they were the ones who stole from Nintendo to begin with. This injustice will not go unpunished!” Redi called out, with the crowd roaring in approval.

Well then, this is new. I’m kinda impressed that the author did his research regarding fangame drama; luckily for you, I know about what he’s talking about and can elaborate on it a bit further.

Pokemon Tri-Master was a game that incorporated remastered versions of Kanto, Johto and Hoenn and boasted a “deep” story so to speak. Part of the selling point was the addition of several Fakemon, including new Eeveeloutions, and even Digimon to train and collect. The cracks started to fall when several players pointed out assets that were stolen from games such as Rejuvenation, Insurgence, Solar-Light/Lunar-Dark and even Uranium. As a result, all the fangame sites that hosted the download link removed it, and there was even a debate on whether all the other games should also get punished for stealing assets. Having played Tri-Master myself, I can easily say that it’s one of the worst game’s I’ve ever played.

But enough about that, let’s talk about Tri-Master’s role in this fic. We’re told that Tri-Master was the game that the traitors worked on, before defecting to the Divine Powers. You’d think that if they were framed for theft as Redi puts it, they would have deleted the stolen assets and notified Ame about it, possibly finding out which team member was responsible for the incident. But the way they put it, is that the theft was intentional, and could be considered the beginning stages of their treachery. Part of me wants to see how this plot point develops, if only for how the author plans to spin the scandal.


“Well I’ll be, the kid’s got a natural talent for public speaking.” Baron mused to himself, as Redi handed the mic to Ren and sat back down. However just as Ren was about to speak, a pair of spotlights shone onto the stage, surprising the traitors.

“W-What’s going on?!” Ren demanded an answer.

“Traitors like you will pay for your crimes!” A voice called out from the distance, as a blanket of fog cloaked the area causing the crowd to flee in panic and the traitors to start coughing. A minute later, the fog had died down as the traitors were now staring face to face with a group of seven young ladies, one of whom was familiar to Ren.

What the fuck is this?! We’ve got spotlights and smoke all of a sudden, as if this was all some shitty stage play in the authors fever dreams.

“M-Melia? T-This is kinda—“ Ren began.

“Save it! I’m not interested in talking to you, especially after what you did!” Melia coldly retorted, crossing her arms. “If those pillows of yours is how you always saw me, then I guess it was a good thing I never hooked up with you.”

Well it’s not like the guy has any other ways of getting laid, so he’s stuck with a body pillow.

“B-But—“
“Oh shut it Ren, you were always a nuisance. Between that stunt in Goldenleaf Town, and your allegiance to Team Xen, you showed us just how little we mattered to you at all!” Venam rebutted. Venam was a cute girl with bright purple eyes, and matching purple hair that reached her back. Her outfit consists of a sleeveless black shirt, and a white skirt. She also wears black loafers, and black and purple striped socks that reach the bottom of her knees.

Oh look, the introduction of another one of the author’s tugjob targets. Throw her in the pile, nothing new to see here.

“Yeah, you pervert! I haven’t forgotten when you and that jackass Texan spied on our slumber party.” Saki called out. Saki was a pretty, young girl, with shiny brown eyes, and black hair that reached her back. Her outfit consists of a greyish-black long-sleeved shirt and matching coloured skirt. She also wears red loafers and white socks, as well as a red scarf.

And there’s another one for the ever-growing pile.

“Texan died a while ago in that bombing we—“ Ren began, before covering his mouth to stop himself from spilling the beans, but it was too late.

Smooth moves, I can clearly see why they keep you around.

“Hah! I knew you assholes were behind that bombing!” Amber retorted. Amber was a pretty, yet fiery young girl, with a slight tan, ruby red eyes, and matching red hair that’s done up in a long ponytail, with a bang covering her right eye. Her outfit consists of a black, short-sleeved shirt, with a red plaid skirt. She wears red sneakers, with matching red socks, and also has some red hair decorations shaped like fire.

And another one…

“Tch, and to think that I considered your redemption a possibility. Guess that’s out the window after that stunt you pulled with the dakimakuras.” Erin dryly commented. Erin was also quite pretty, with her short white hair that had a black ribbon tied at the back, and sparkling blue eyes. Her outfit consisted of a white short-sleeved t-shirt, skinny black jeans and a pair of black sandshoes.

And another one.

“Heheheh, at first I didn’t plan on being a part of this little entourage, but then I figured that it’ll be the perfect opportunity to dish out your punishment.” Crescent snarked at the traitors. Crescent was quite the pretty girl, with wavy long black hair and bright green eyes. She wore a long-sleeved black shirt and a long, billowing, black skirt, with both articles of clothing decorated with various white ribbons, making her outfit resemble that of a Gothitelle.

And another one!

“W-Who the hell are you babbling fools?!” Baron demanded an answer.

“Who are we you ask? We’re the Angels of Aevium, here to put you lot in your place!” Aelita proudly declared, as the girls all posed in an epic manner. Aelita was also quite cute, with her magenta hair that was done up in a ponytail and bright green eyes. She wore a grey t-shirt with red sleeves, purple sweat shorts and white sneakers.

AND ANOTHER ONE!!

How many bimbos are you introducing in this goddamn chapter?! What, were the ones you’ve got not enough? Is there ever enough fangames chick for you?! And I like that epic pose they did; are they meant to be some Power Rangers/Ginyu Force/Sailor Scouts homage?


“Awesome, an entire entourage of babes for me to play with! This must be Krishna’s present to me for being the top dog.” Fern grinned wildly, before walking to the front of the traitors. “Hellllllooooo, ladies…”

Eh, I prefer Scarlett. You can have them.

“Eugh! Stay away you nasty freak!” Amber recoiled in disgust, stepping back a bit. “You look like some sex pervert out of those bad pornos my dad used to watch.”

Fern’s jaw dropped in shock as Redi started cacking up with laughter, with Madelis and Baron chuckling as well. The green-haired man then sneered at them in a mixture of condescension and anger. “Fine then, you weren’t good enough for me anyway.”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night, chump.” Saki retorted, as she soon noticed Geara. “Hey, you’re that asshole who tried to sabotage my dad’s company!”

Oh my, is this more backstory getting hastily inserted to make these Galaxy Angel knock-offs look better?

“Ah yes, those were some pleasant memories.” Geara sighed in nostalgia, recalling the crimes he committed. “Had you just accepted my marriage proposal, none of that would’ve happened.”

“Please, like I’d go for some creep who’s only interested in my body.” Saki shot his retort down. “Besides, you Xen assholes come across as tryhard basement-dwellers who wear jet black trenchcoats and fedoras.”

An accurate description for anyone who legitimately enjoys Reborn’s story.

“Hey fuck you!” Geara snarled at her. “I’ll have you know that I am a supreme gentleman, and treats all women with respect!”

Uh-huh; does anyone here know what Elliot Rodger is doing here?

“Yeah, in your dreams!” Melia retorted, as she and her friends started laughing, the traitors narrowing their eyes at the group.

“Hmph, seems that you still fail to grasp the true extent of our power.” Madelis huffed. “Guess I’ll have to give you a quick summary then. We serve a cabal of powerful deities, of which one is the proud owner of a giant snake that will lead us all into a new universe. Do you get it now?”

Yeah, I get you. They’re the proud owners of a giant snake that does jack and shit. I’m still not over that bullshit in Chapter 7.

“A new universe. Great, just what Spacea and Tiempa always wanted…” Crescent commented sarcastically. “Is there a point to all this nonsense you’re going on about?”

“Yes, revenge.” Redi replied darkly at her, standing up and glaring at them. “You sent a spy to plant assets from Rejuvenation into Tri-Master, resulting in my subsequent sacking. My perfect game was ruined because of you!”

“Look, we’re sorry that your dream game got deleted, but someone in your team stole the assets, leaving Ame no choice but to punish the team responsible for the theft.” Aelita offered her apologies, which Redi knocked back.

Why punish the whole team for what one person did? This could’ve been resolved by deleting the stolen assets and reprimanding the guilty person. If anything, this whole thing kinda makes the traitors sympathetic, believe it or not.

“Says the lot who made the damn fangames to begin with!” he snapped, reaching for a Pokéball.

“Ahhhhh, a most excellent idea.” Connor grinned, turning to face the Angels. “Once I wipe the floor with you scrubs, I’ll clean Richard’s clock, which’ll be easy since he’s a wimp.”

“And what exactly do you have against Rosetta’s son?” Erin inquired. “Kid’s as harmless as a fly.”

“That noob took Scarlett from me! She was meant to be mine!” Connor hissed in anger.

Smart idea, you deal with Richard, then I’ll take you out of the picture. What could possibly go wrong?

“Ok, is there anyone on your side that isn’t an idiot, or a pervert?” Venam asked the traitors. “Because it’s not looking good for you lot so far.”

“Well I happen to be a rather intelligent fellow.” Baron smirked, reaching for a Pokéball. “Allow me to show you; Tyranitar, time to crush these fools into the dirt!”

“Hmph, seems like I have to bring out the big guns then. Metagross, crush that pitiful weakling!” Saki called out, throwing her Pokéball in response to Baron throwing his. The two colossal Pokémon emerged from their balls and stared each other down.

Oh fuck…there’s an upcoming battle. This will be a chore.

“Oh fuck, she’s got a Metagross!” Redi started panicking. “What do we do against that thing?!”

“Compose yourself, scrub! We take that fucker out; go Arcanine!” Connor retorted, sending out his own Pokémon.

“Heh, better chip in while I can. Go, Shiftry!” Madelis joined in as well, sending out her own Pokémon.

“Alright then; Greninja, take the stage!” Ren called out, sending out his Pokémon.

“Guess it’s time for the top dog to teach these losers a thing or two; go, Decidueye!” Fern chuckled arrogantly, sending out his own Pokémon.

“Once we win this battle, I’m gonna bag myself a couple trophy wives.” Geara sneered, unclipping his Pokéball and throwing it. “Go, Drifblim!”

“H-Hey! Don’t forget about me!” Redi called out, as he to unclipped his Pokéball and threw it. “Take the skies, Skarmory!” By then, all of the traitors Pokémon were released and stared down Saki’s Metagross, however the lovely ladies were far from intimidated.

This is gonna be one of those lopsided battles, won’t it.

“If that’s how you wanna play, then we’ll be happy to play along as well. Go, Happiness!” Melia called out, as she sent out her all-too familiar Togekiss.

“Time to rock this battlefield; go, Charizard!” Amber called out, sending her trusted starter Pokémon.

“Woah there, you weren’t planning on leaving me out now. Go, Seviper!” Venam chimed in, sending out her Pokémon as well.

“Oh I’ll enjoy kicking your sorry hides; go Absol!” Erin called out, sending out her Pokémon.

“Time to even out the playing field; go Hawlucha!” Aelita declared, sending out her ace Pokémon.

“Hmmmm, I guess we’ve got some morons to dispose of, right Gothitelle?” Crescent spoke softly, as her trusted companion appeared by her side and did a small curtsey before joining up alongside the heroes Pokémon. Both sides were staring each other down, waiting for the other to make a move. However it was the sudden chirping of a bird that kcistarted the battle.

Which one, Skarmory? Hawlucha? Or some demon that decided to watch from the sidelines?

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“Allow me to kick things off by grounding that damned Togekiss with Spirit Shackle!” Fern called out as his Pokémon took an arrow made out of a sharpened quill and took aim at the Jubilee Pokémon. It then proceeded to fire at the Togekiss, only for Seviper to leap up into the air and knock the arrow away with Poison Tail.

“Hah, take that!” Venam called out, flashing them a peace gesture.

Take your cheap anime pose and stick it up your ass!

“I could’ve handled that on my own, but thank you nonetheless.” Melia replied.

“No need to thank me, Mels. I’d do anything for the special person in my life.” Venam said, wrapping her arm around Melia’s shoulder as the two nuzzled up to each other affectionately.

“Woah…that’s hot!” Geara admitted, a trail of drool pooling out of his mouth.

Oh yeah, I forgot Melia and Venam were an item as of Episode 10 of Rejuvenation, turning the entire game into a glorified yuri fic. Wonder how the author’s gonna write himself into a threesome with them.

“True, but I’m sure they won’t be ‘Redi’ for this.” Redi rebutted. “Skarmory, use Drill Peck on the Hawlucha!”

The Skarmory cawed as it flew into the air and began spinning rapidly like a corkscrew towards it’s target. However, it was soon engulfed by a powerful Flamethrower from Amber’s Charizard, the Armor Bird Pokémon squawking in pain as it fell to the ground and was knocked out from the attack.

“Wow, you fucking suck mate!” Connor commented rudely.

Hey, something we agree on.

“Sorry Skarms, I guess neither of us was ‘Redi’…” Redi apologised, returning his fainted Pokémon to its Pokéball.

Can you knock it off with that pun already?!

“Whatever, guess I’ll have to clean up your mess then. Shiftry, use Energy Ball on Absol!” Madelis called out. The vicious tengu Pokemon charged up a ball of natural energy, and fired it at the Absol, only for it to start glowing before becoming encased in a multi-coloured orb, protecting it from the attack. The orb soon cracked, revealing Mega-Absol in it’s majestic glory, it’s small wings flapping gracefully.

“Sorry about that, I wanted to make things more interesting.” Erin quipped as she and her Mega-Absol posed magnificently.

“Prick, you can’t do that!” Connor hissed in anger. “How am I supposed to go up against that?!”

Close Combat. Arcanine can get it as an egg move, and can put it to good use, especially against Mega-Absol as the latter has embarrassingly low defense.

“Oh, it’s too hard for you? But I thought you were an expert trainer, Connor.” Amber mocked, infuriating the bespectacled man.

“Guess I’ll have to deal with this thing, because I sure as hell can’t rely on you lot.” Baron scoffed in anger. “Tyranitar, use Iron Tail!”

The colossal Pokémon roared with vigor as it barrelled towards the Mega-Absol, it’s rock-hard tail taking on a metallic sheen and became as sturdy as titanium. It swung it’s hefty tail at the Mega-Absol, but it dodged the attack gracefully. The Mega-Absol’s body soon glowed in a harsh orange light, before it tackled straight into the Tyranitar, sending it flying back before it collided into the stage, knocked out from the attack. The traitors gasped at what just happened.

“What the fuck just happened?! Of all moves it could’ve used, it went for Superpower?!” Geara exclaimed.

Yeah, why wouldn’t it? It’s 4 times effective against Tyranitar. Are all you traitors’ complete imbeciles?

“Goddamnit it, you lot are fucking useless. Arcanine, use Flare Blitz on that fucking thing!” Connor snapped, pointing at the Mega-Absol. The large dog let out a howl as it began running towards the enemy Pokémon, it’s body getting cloaked in fire. However, the Arcanine was soon surrounded by an oppressive aura, as it started floating up in the air, barking in confusion. “H-Hey, what gives?!” Connor demanded.

I guess that answers my question.

“I got bored standing around, so I figured it was my turn to dish out some punishment. You may continue, Gothitelle.” Crescent commented, giving her Pokémon the all-clear. The Gothitelle proceeded to spin the confused Arcanine in the air with its psychic power, before launching it towards a brick wall, causing the structure to collapse into a pile. When the dust cleared, it showed that Arcanine was knocked out. “Well that was fun while it lasted.” Crescent smirked.

“This is becoming a joke, we need to start working together—“ Madelis sighed, as she began explaining her next course of action.

No kidding, this battle is so boring it cured my insomnia.

“Please, the only reason why we’re losing is caught I’m giving them a fair go.” Fern bragged. “Now Decidueye, deal with that snake once and for all! Spirit Shackle!”

“Oh no you don’t! Seviper, use Wrap and follow up with Crunch!” Venam called out, as her Seviper slithered up to the enemy at a frighteningly quick speed. It soon wrapped itself around Decidueye and began squeezing it tightly, as the large owl winced in pain. Soon after, the large snake clamped it’s powerful jaws on the opposing Pokémon, causing it immense pain as it soon fainted afterwards.

“Y-You got a critical hit there!” Fern started making up excuses. “There’s no way my Pokémon would’ve fainted that quickly otherwise.”

This entire battle is nothing but mindless one hit knock-outs, the sort that you see in all those shitty ‘Ash gets betrayed’ stories.

“This is what happens when you don’t listen to me and charge off without a care in the world!” Madelis snapped at him. “Come on Geara, we’re gonna regain the initiative. Shiftry, use Shadow Ball on Hawlucha!”

“Drifblim, use Shadow Ball on Metagross!” Geara ordered, as the two Pokémon stood together and used their energy to power up both their attacks, before sending the blobs of darkness at their opponents. However, neither of them were the least bit concerned.

“Predictable. Hawlucha, dodge the attack and use Flying Press on Shiftry!” Aelita called out, as her Pokémon dodged the incoming attack and started to climb a nearby tree, before leaping off of it and slamming it’s elbow on the Shiftry’s head, dealing a powerful blow as it staggered back a few feet.

“My turn now. Metagross, use Meteor Mash on Drifblim!” Saki ordered, as the colossal Pokémon raised it’s fist into the air to knock the incoming Shadow Ball away, before powering it up using cosmic energy. Once it was sufficiently powered up, it leapt up into the air and delivered a catastrophic punch to Drifblim, causing it to hurtle towards the ground until it collided with Shiftry. When the dust settled, both Pokémon were knocked out.

“S-Shit!” Ren cried out. “I’m the last one standing!”

Well maybe if you lot decided to work together like Geara and Madelis did, then you wouldn’t be in this scenario.

“Well Ren, looks like it’s just me and you.” Melia pointed out. “Why don’t you give me your best shot?”

“Tch, Greninja, use Scald on Togekiss!” Ren called out, as his Pokémon fired a blast of boiling hot water at Togekiss.

“Dodge and retaliate with Moonblast, Happiness!” Melia called out to her trusted companion. The Togekiss proceeded to dodge the incoming jet of water, before firing a powerful beam made up of lunar energy, striking the Greninja directly and knocking it out.

What a battle, what a fucking battle. I dread to see how bad the other fic is if the battles in here were this bad.

“Damn! These are some powerful angels we just fought.” Redi exclaimed in shock, with a hint of respect in his voice.

“Indeed, we’re not to be taken lightly.” Melia replied, giggling to herself. “Now then, I believe it’s time to turn yourselves in.”

“Fuck that! I’m getting out of here!” Geara retorted, as the traitors recalled their Pokémon before he started to flee the area alongside Redi and Baron.

“We’ll be back, stronger than before. So enjoy this victory while it lasts!” Madelis taunted, as she started to flee with Fern and Connor following closely behind.

“H-Hey, wait for meeeeeee!” Ren cried out as he started running after them. The lovely ladies stared at the fleeing figures before proceeding to laugh amongst themselves.

And they flee without the heroines attempting to capture them, making this entire scene pointless.

“Well that’s another mission in the bag for us!” Venam cheered. “Nim’s intel came through for us.”

“We should head back to base to report the good news.” Aelita suggested, as the group made the small trek back to their Headquarters.

Pokémon Fangame Headquarters: 1 hour later.

The Angels of Aevium had arrived back at the fangame headquarters, with everyone congratulating them on their successful mission. At the front of the group was a pretty young lady around the same age and height as Melia; she had light brown skin, brown eyes and long black hair that was done up into two separate plaits. Her outfit consisted of a sleeved purple zip-up jacket with a black undershirt, a purple skirt and purple shorts underneath it. This was Nim, the brains of the Angels of Aevium, who goes out on the field whenever the situation becomes dire.

And would you look at that, a seventh character getting introduced; the cherry on top of this moldy-old cake.

“Great job ladies! We showed those busters a thing or two, didn’t we?” Nim smiled.

“Indeed Nim, your careful planning is what helped us succeed.” Melia praised her companion, before sighing to herself. “I can’t believe Ren would willingly make those awful pillows.”

“Forget about that guy, he made his own choices, now he has to live with the consequences.” Venam replied.

“The maintenance bills for those pillows is not for the faint-hearted.”

It was then that Astolfo and his gang entered the room to see what the commotion’s about.

“Huh, what’s this about?” Astolfo inquired, as Sothe’s eyes started sparkling with glee.

“They’re here! They’re finally here!” Sothe cheered, as he whooped and hollered loudly in excitement, attracting their attention.

“Seems like we’ve got some new fans.” Saki pointed out. “Naturally, they’d be attracted to our immense talent.”

Or your bodies, like a certain author I know.

“So who are you all anyway?” Blair inquired, as Melia politely giggled at the question.

“We’re the Angels of Aevium; a little group that saved the region from imminent disaster. The lovely young ladies beside me are Venam, Saki, Amber, Aelita, Erin, Crescent and Nim.” Melia introduced her companions, as Sothe eagerly made his way to them.

“W-Would you have any problems if I got your autographs? I already received Melia’s some time ago.” Sothe requested, showing off a special page dedicated to housing the Angel’s signatures.

And he couldn’t have gotten them at that party a while ago, because…?

“Heh, this hasn’t been the first time someone’s asked me for my autograph. You’re a decent guy from what I’ve heard, so I’ll happily indulge you.” Amber replied, as she was given the notebook and pen with the Angel’s taking turns to sign the page. Once they were done, they handed the book back to Sothe, with the young man thanking them greatly.

“So did the traitors give you much trouble?” Valerie inquired

“No, but one of them brought up a point that admittedly bothered me a bit.” Aelita answered. “Redi said something about his team getting set up during the production of Tri-Master, causing the game to get scrapped due to accusations of plagiarism.”

“Yes, I have heard the story about that little incident. You should ask Ame about it when she gets back from her little trip, I’m sure she’d be more than happy to answer your queries.” Valerie replied. “Anyway, it’s best that you rest up for now. You’ve all earnt it after all.”

“Sweet! I call dibs on the TV.” Venam cheered, as she and the other Angel’s made their way to the Recreation room.

Another good chapter; it introduced the Angels in the most kickass way possible. As I said before, the next chapter will have an awesome duel, as well as introducing the second cutest fangame character in my opinion (Shelly’s number one in case you were curious.)

Good chapter my ass, that was fucking horrible. This was chapter 6 all over again; a wave of introductions for the authors tugjob targets, and the villians acting pathetically. I opted to put down a list of fangame characters introduced in both of these chapters, so let’s see the comparison

Chapter 6:
Scarlett
Luna
Anna
Serra
Bennett
Heather
Shelly
Alice
Charlotte
Adrienn

Chapter 16:
Venam
Amber
Saki
Erin
Crescent
Aelita
Nim

While 6 did introduce more characters than 16, were you to cross out Bennett and the 3 underage girls, that leaves 6 with six tugshot targets, as opposed to 16’s 7 targets. The only thing I will give this chapter, asides from the correct opinion about Shelly being adorable, is the inclusion of that plotline with Tri-Master.


See you next time, everyone!

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community:
Ame (W.I.A)
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin stolen)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Shesha
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama
Big Smoke

The Traitors:
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake
Cal
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Ren
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius
Redi
Sam
Elia
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)

The Waifu Army:
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:30 pm

When we last left off, the author hastily inserted more of his waifus into an already confusing mess, while promising up a duel in this chapter. Lets see if it’s as bad as I expect it to be.

Welcome back everyone, it’s time for another chapter, packed with a duel to keep you excited. Additionally, it’ll also have some more scheming courtesy of the Divine Powers, so this is gonna be one fun ride for us all.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 17: The Warrior of Light

Tsukiji Kongangi

The lesser demons were chittering with excitement over how much a success the grandiose speech was, eagerly reading all the positive reviews from viewers who weren’t able to come out for whatever reason. It was then that the Three Kings of the Divine Powers arrived in the room, with the demons applauding them like crazy.

“Thank you all, you’re too kind.” Krishna replied humbly. “I couldn’t have done it without the efforts of all my loyal followers.”

“Though the speech was a major win for the Divine Powers, there’s no doubt our enemies are crafting a strategy to undermine our efforts.” Maitreya commented. “That said, I was successful in recruiting the Fiends of Death to our cause; thanks to our Godslayer’s connections to them.”

How intriguing; we could’ve gotten that in the last chapter, but the author was too busy jerking off to care.

“With such powerful allies on our side, there’s no way we can lose to those propaganda peddlers.” Odin added.

“Odin, were you successful in your endeavour?” Krishna inquired.

“Indeed, I was able to help Nintendo take down Pokémon Essentials, preventing any more filth from being created” Odin replied, as a triumphant smirk appeared on Krishna’s face. “Soon, the old gods will reclaim the glory that YHVH stole from them.”

And your banking all this on the hopes that Ame and co don’t hand out spare copies of Pokemon Essentials to their allies/prospective fangame developers? Alright then.

“It isn’t all smooth sailing though; the legendary Angels of Aevium made their presence known by interrupting a rally being hosted by our allies. This could prove troublesome in the future.” Maitreya warned them.

“Hehehe, why would we have to fear them, when we’ve got powerful allies on our side?” Krishna inquired. “Besides, they’ll end up becoming food for Shesha in the end.”

Please don’t make me repeat myself regarding that useless serpent.

“Still, I’ll hope they’ll provide us with some entertainment before they go.” Odin commented, expressing his desire to impale the Angels with his Gungnir.

Oh, my.

“Which reminds me, there’s been an unexpected spanner thrown into our plan. Our scouts have discovered a program that enables duelists to log into this server known as LINK VRAINS; something protects them from Shesha’s wrath should they lose in this program.”

“With more and more duelists utilizing this program to protect themselves from Shesha’s grasp, our source of souls will shrink by the minute. What are we to do about this predicament?” Maitreya pondered.

Well after quite some time, we finally get more Yugioh thrown into this fic. Evidently, I’m not the only one here who’s been catching up on the latest series.

“Ah yes, LINK VRAINS; an ambitious little project that was created by SOL Technologies to revolutionise the world of Duel Monsters. Luckily I know the perfect solution to this little problem. A hacker group known as the Knights of Hanoi have made it their mission to destroy LINK VRAINS, for what purpose I can’t say I know, but they’ll prove useful to us.” Krishna informed the duo.

“How will you know they’ll side with us, and not against us? These Knights of Hanoi sound like the type of people who play and enjoy Pokémon Reborn.” Odin pointed out.

By all means Odin, tell us why you think the Knights of Hanoi are Pokémon Reborn fans. I really want to see what batshit insane logic you’ll use to justify your stance.

“At the very least, I know they won’t side against us, since we aren’t directly opposing their goals. However, with my magnificent negotiation skills we can forge an alliance between the two factions.” Krishna explained. “I’m sure they’ll be most pleased with the generous offer I’ll propose to them.”

“With the Knights of Hanoi on our side, the program protecting the humans from our Salvation shall be destroyed, enabling us to continue with our plans.” Maitreya added. “An ingenious idea if I say so myself.”

“Then there’s the Divine Vanguard; they’ve expressed their desire to get their plan into motion. What do you say about this, my liege?” Odin inquired.

“Throw a few booster packs their way. It’s time to educate them on card games.”

“The Divine Vanguard shall go to their designated posts in Tokyo and gather souls as per the plan. Each of them will be guarding one of the six Relics of Reborn we retrieved during that eventful night. They’ll try to reclaim them, since the Relics are important to their goals, only for the Divine Vanguard to smite them for their efforts. Once they bite the dust, our grand ambition shall be unopposed, and I will usher in a new age of Salvation for mankind!” Krishna proclaimed with glee, as he started laughing manically. “And when the Creator God finds enters our new universe and gets on his hands and knees, begging for mercy, I’ll condemn him like he condemned me.”

Ah, so this whole thing boiled down to a lover’s argument. I get it now.

Isshiki Beach: Tokyo

Chevalier D’eon decided to go for a little stroll down the beach on his own, to ponder up a new plan on how to combat Krishna’s powerful speech. The day was fairly cool, with a nice breeze blowing in the air and refreshing the young man. It was a surprisingly quiet day at that beach, which made his walk all the more peaceful.

It is peaceful, for what should be a demon infested beach. Seriously, did the author forget that the fics set in the Shin Megami universe?

However his state of tranquillity would soon be shattered when he heard what sounded like a group arguing amongst themselves. He then saw a sizable crowd and quickly dove behind a large rock to eavesdrop on the group to get a clear idea on what was going on, which was when he saw something that surprised the young man.

Standing on her own near the crowd, was an adorable little girl of around Shelly’s age and height.

A small girl, how surprising.

She had medium length blonde hair that reached her back, bright blue eyes and had a fairly petite frame. Her outfit consisted of a long sleeve, button up black shirt that had a white bow on the collar, a black skirt and white stockings that were topped off with black loafers. From the look of things, she appeared to be in some form of distress, likely due to the argument within the group. It was then that Chevalier realised that the group wore uniforms similar to that of the Samurai from Mikado, as he edged a little closer to hear what they were talking about.

“Come on Navarre, there’s no need to press the issue any further.” One of the samurai told a guy who appeared to be the leader of the little group.

“Hmph, don’t you dare talk to the Great Navarre like that, Casualry whelp! You ought to know your place.” Navarre barked viciously at the samurai.

Oh boy, another brain-dead douchebag for the author to use as a punching bag. Must be a day ending in ‘y’.

He was a fairly tall teenage male with silky black hair that was done up in a pompadour, and had an irritatingly smug grin on his face, the kind that made the normally timid Chevalier want to punch him in the face.

“The caste system died out following Lord Merkabah’s ascension; Casualries and Luxurors are no longer a thing in the new Eastern Kingdom of Mikado.” A female samurai reminded the vainglorious Navarre, causing him to scoff in response. “That aside, there’s no need to hold a grudge against the small child for something that was a complete accident.”

“I-I-I’m sorry mister, I didn’t mean to get sand all over your uniform…” the young girl apologised.

“Silence, you miserable brat!” Navarre snapped at her. “No apology is going to clean my uniform, you worthless pile of filth! I ought to keep you as a slave, as the rule goes for those who cross a Luxuror like myself.”

I don’t recall slavery being hip in Mikado, but I doubt the author cares either way. This is just a cheap tactic to vilify this strawman with a Navarre nametag even further.

The young girl was trembling in fear as she took a few steps backwards, only for her to fall on her backside and started sobbing in fear of Navarre’s retribution. At this stage, Chevalier was beyond pissed and ran out from behind the rock to protect the small child.

“Stay away from her, you big bully!” Chevalier demanded, as Navarre chuckled at the sight.

Ah, so Chevalier is powered by the tears of young girls. Must be related to Steven somehow.

“Well what do you know, another Unclean One has come to protect their own. Why don’t you run away like the flea-riddled vermin you are?” Navarre taunted the petite man, yet the latter refused to back down.

“How can you call yourself a samurai, when you prey on the weak like some cowardly rogue?!” Chevalier retorted. The samurai cooed in awe, as Navarre was flabbergasted by Chevalier’s audacity.

“A coward, do you know who you’re talking to?!” Navarre hissed. However it was then that another samurai called out from the back of the group, causing them all to turn to the source, as surprised gasps were emitted from the samurai. Standing before them were the Crusaders, with Gaston leading the charge as usual.

And the author’s idol just stepped onto the scene to shower his puppet with praise once the meanie-head gets his ass kicked.

“And what are you lot doing here exactly?” Gaston demanded an answer. “You were all supposed to be in Shinjuku for your training 30 minutes ago.”

“Ah, perfect timing Gaston. See these Un—“ Navarre began, only to get pushed aside by Gaston as he had spotted Chevalier.

“Well, if it isn’t one of Astolfo’s little comrades. How…unexpected to see you here.” Gaston commented.

Well the plot demanded he be here to save some little girl, so he answered the call. After all, you wouldn’t want to make the plot angry, would you?

“I-It’s nice to see you again Sir Gaston.” Chevalier replied. “I was making sure that Navarre didn’t harm this young girl behind me.” He answered, as the young girl waved nervously at Gaston.

“I see…” was all Gaston said, before he turned around and glared at Navarre. “And just what were you thinking when you threatened a small child?! That is an insult to the Samurai Code!”

“B-Brother…” Navarre stuttered nervously. “T-That girl soiled my uniform, insulting the Luxurors of Mikado.”

Oh, lighten up! Do you know how easy brushing sand off your uniform is? Suck it up and get the job done, you whiny ponce.

“The Luxurors are no more; Lord Merkabah disposed of that pointless caste system ages ago. It’s worthless old fossils like you that still cling onto it since you can’t achieve anything else in your pathetic life.” Gaston coolly retorted at his brother.

“B-But us Luxurors always produce the better samurai. After all, I was the cream of the crop during my time, but then again my “competition” was pathetic. There was the sinner Walter, and the traitor Flynn, both Casualries I might add. Then there was that mindless sheep Isabeau who clambered onto Flynn’s lies, as well as the insignificant Jonathan…” Navarre began, as the samurai gasped at what he just said.

I would too, considering how casually he spoiled the plot of SMT4. Mind you, the game was released ages ago, so make of that what you will.

“Insignificant? Are you out of your damned mind?! Jonathan was the one who sacrificed himself to enable Lord Merkabah’s descent and usher in a new era of prosperity for the Kingdom of Mikado! I ought to kill you for spewing such blasphemous filth!” Gaston ranted at his brother.

“N-Now, now. There’s no need to be hasty. I-I can become a Crusader like you, and we can work together, brothers in arms. How does that sound?” Navarre proposed, only for the Crusaders to laugh like crazy.

“You, a Crusader? Don’t make me laugh.” Gaston replied. “You are a coward that risked the lives of your fellow samurai to get back at them for fracturing your fragile ego.”

“Aw come on! I’ll do anything to become a Crusader!” Navarre got on his knees and begged. Gaston scoffed and turned away in disgust when he spotted the duel disk on Chevalier’s arm, and formed a plan.

“You, Chevalier was it? Duel my incompetent brother, and I’ll let you two go.” Gaston proposed. “And if my brother wins, I’ll allow him to become a Crusader, and ignore the blasphemy he uttered earlier. Sound fair?”

Because what better way to have someone join an elite demon-hunting group than with card games?

“Uh-Huh, I’ll make sure to punish him for making her cry.” Chevalier agreed to the terms, as he helped the young girl get to her feet.

“Ah, a most wonderful proposition brother.” Navarre grinned, as he got his duel disk ready and locked eyes with Chevalier. “Remember, if I win, that girl becomes my servant. And my victory is all but guaranteed.” He stared at Chevalier, with a sickeningly smug grin on his face.

That wasn’t part of the deal, you moron.

That aside, I’m kinda disappointed that he isn’t demonized even further. Why not have him kick puppies, rob banks and post anti-fangame propaganda? That should get it into the audiences mind that he’s a villain.


“I wouldn’t count on that, Penis-hair!” Chevalier retorted, causing Navarre to sputter in rage as the samurai chuckled at his detriment.

Stop with these shitty insults! They’re not funny, and they never will be.

“Y-You filthy worm! I’ll make you eat those words!” Navarre snarled.

“Whatever you say, chump.” Chevalier retorted, activating his duel disk.

“Let’s duel!” they both declared, drawing their opening hands.

Chevalier: 4000
Navarre: 4000


“Luxurors are granted the privilege of going first back in Mikado!” Navarre snorted. “I’ll set a card facedown and summon Numbing Grub of the Ice Barrier in Attack Mode! I’ll end my perfect turn.” He sneered as the large insect slithered onto the field and hurled a ball of sticky sludge onto one of Chevalier’s empty monster zones. Chevalier was already on edge; Navarre had opened up with a rather powerful combo on the very first turn.

There are two ways to play Ice Barrier; one is to try and utilize the notoriously powerful Ice Barrier Synchro monsters, the other is to throw the game like a complete buffoon. This is of the latter.

However he was soon snapped out of his train of thought by a familiar voice.

“You can do it mister; punish that arrogant bully!” the young girl from before supported the petite man, giving him the courage to press on.

“T-Thanks miss, I won’t let you down.” Chevalier thanked her.

Powered up by the support of a young girl, Chevalier felt he could take on the world now.

“I draw!” he quietly gazed at the cards in his hand and formed an opening strategy. “I’ll summon Jain, Lightsworn Paladin in Attack Mode!” It was then that all the samurai sans Navarre, and the Crusaders gasped in shock.

“L-Lightsworn Paladin?! Could they be the holy warriors told to us in the legendary tales of old?!” A samurai exclaimed, as they started chatting among one another.

Evidently, children in Mikado get told Duel Terminal stories during bedtime.

“Gaston, what do you make of this?” A Crusader inquired.

“I’ll wait until the duel has concluded; to see if he is what I think he is.” The noble warrior replied, with Navarre growling over the situation.

“Oh shut up you whelps! You’re supposed to bask in my glory!” he hissed at them.

“Shut up Navarre! We wanna see the Warrior of Light duel!” The samurai from before retorted.

Not even his allies give a shit about him. I’m starting to feel bad for the strawman punching-bag.

Chevalier was confused at their statement, but decided to continue with the duel.

“Now Jain, smite that grub of his!” Chevalier requested, as the brave warrior lunged at the grub and effortlessly cleaved it into two.

ATK (1800-2100)

Navarre: 3200


“H-How dare you lower my lifepoints! I’ll make you pay!” Navarre snarled in anger.

“Sure you can; I’ll set two cards facedown and end my turn.” Chevalier replied, as the Samurai oohed and aahed at his perfect plays.

He made a basic play for the archetype; how amazing.

“Hmph, what a pathetic turn. Allow me to make up for your incompetence, I draw!” Navarre scoffed and drew his card. “Firstly, I’ll play Dewdark of the Ice Barrier in Attack Mode. Then I’ll activate Prior of the Ice Barrier’s effect to Special Summon him from my hand!” On cue, two monsters appeared on his field, one taking on the appearance of a blonde ninja in crimson garb, the other an old man wearing a blue hooded robe and wielding a staff.

“T-Two monsters in one turn.” Chevalier muttered to himself.

Yeah, it’s a common occurrence these days. Perhaps you should get out of the mid-00s and read up on the rulebooks.

“Oh yes, and since I have multiple Ice Barrier monsters on my field, I get to activate Dewdark’s special effect. Attack that loathsome vermin directly!” Navarre ordered, as the ninja nimbly passed by Jain and lunged at Chevalier.

“Sorry, I activate my Dimensional Prison.” Chevalier smiled. “Bye-bye Dewdark.”

“Whaaaaaatttttt?!” Navarre whined, as his monster was quickly sucked up by the portal before it disappeared. “Oh come on!”

I know right; he wasted a powerful trap just to save a meager amount of lifepoints.

“That’ll teach you for harassing me!” the young girl called out, her body full of confidence.

“And where was this bravado when I first confronted you?” Navarre leaned in and sneered, his face contorting into an ugly smirk, causing the young girl to clam up. “Good, I’ll end my turn with a card facedown.”

“Alright then, it’s my turn. I draw!” Chevalier called out, and gazed at his newly acquired card. “I activate Charge of the Light Brigade, allowing me to add one of my friends to my hand.” The petite blonde milled a few cards and added one to his hand, before a muscular, humanoid white wolf appeared on his field and let out a loud howl.

“T-That’s cheating! You can’t summon a monster from the graveyard that easily!” Navarre protested, as Chevalier giggled sweetly.

You also need to get out of the mid-00s. Then again, they are using fairly old archetypes, so perhaps I shouldn’t be so harsh on them.

“Sorry, but I can due to Wulf’s effect.” He replied. “Anyway I’ll have Jain attack your Prior. Eliminate him with Blessed Slash!” the noble warrior agreed and proceeded to charge at the senile foe, slicing him in half as he soon shattered into a million pieces.

ATK (1800-2100)

Navarre: 2100


“And now for the final blow. Wulf, attack him directly!” Chevalier called out as the large wolf proceeded to charge towards Navarre, whom only sneered in disgust.

“Caught you!” he sneered, activating his facedown Sakuretsu Armor, as Wulf was soon impaled by the sharp spikes on the ferocious looking suit of armor, causing the wolf to howl in pain as it was destroyed instantly. “Only a person as pathetic as you would fall for such a trap.”

Says the guy who lost his Dewdark to Dimensional Prison…

“You’re one to talk, Mr. I’m getting my ass kicked.” The young girl retorted, causing Navarre to sputter in shock as the samurai laughed at his detriment.

“Hehehehe, I’ll end my turn. It’s your move.” Chevalier concluded, giving Navarre a smug grin that sickened the narcissistic buffoon.

“Grrr, my turn!” Navarre growled, drawing his card and looked at it, before a wicked grin appeared on his face. “I’ll activate the spell card, Soul Exchange, enabling me to tribute your Jain to Tribute Summon Royal Knight of the Ice Barrier. Since I’m so generous, I’ll allow you to summon an Ice Coffin token to your side of the field, but it can’t be tributed for a Tribute Summon. Additionally I’ll activate my facedown card, Axe of Despair, granting a 1000ATK boost to my Royal Knight! However I can’t attack on the turn I use Soul Exchange, so consider yourself lucky, filth!” Navarre ended his turn.

Wow, he brought out a big beatstick and nothing else. I can clearly see why he was considered for the Crusaders.

ATK (2000-3000)

Chevalier studied the field to scope the situation; Navarre was able to summon a very powerful monster on his field, using his opponent’s monster. Additionally, he summoned a token that was a detriment to Chevalier’s field. However there were a few ways Chevalier could get out of this tricky situation.

Ah yes, a token so detrimental, that it can be used for easy Synchro/Link plays. There’s a reason why Royal Knight is considered the worst Ice Barrier card.

“I draw!” he started his turn, and quietly gazed at his latest draw, formulating a plan that could save his tender hide. “I’ll summon Lumina, Lightsworn Sorceress in Attack Mode and activate her effect; enabling me to special summon a Lightsworn friend from the graveyard at the cost of a card in my hand.”

A tanned, muscular woman with short blonde hair and was wearing white robes appeared on the field and muttered a prayer to herself as her hands were enveloped in a holy light. All of a sudden, a pillar of light shone down beside her as the samurai looked on in shock and awe. Soon enough, the light died down, in it’s place was a young girl with pale skin and short red hair, wearing a white robe like her companion. Perched on her right arm was a snowy white owl that eyed up Chevalier in curiosity.

There’s a whole lot of smol girls in this chapter. The author must be trying to set a record.

“Say hello to my little friend; Minerva, Lightsworn Maiden!” Chevalier beamed proudly, only for Navarre to start laughing like a maniac.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is that the best you got, a bunch of weaklings?!” Navarre jeered. “Some Warrior of Light you are.”

“Bite your tongue, you blasphemous cur!” Gaston snapped at his brother. “For all your talk about being the greatest duelist in Mikado, you’re getting dominated rather easily. And to think that we share the same blood…”

“G-Gaston…” Navarre began to explain.

“I hate to break up this touching reunion, but I’ve got a duel to win. And it’ll be all thanks to that token Navarre gave me.” Chevalier quipped sweetly.

“Whhhaaaaaaaattttt?!” Navarre gasped.

That’s what you get for giving your opponent free shit.

“Allow me to show you; I’ll tune my Ice Coffin and my Lumina to Minerva to Synchro Summon the chosen warrior of the legendary Judgement Dragon!” Chevalier declared, as Minerva leapt up into the air and transform into a trio of shiny hoops, with Lumina and the Ice Coffin token floating up to the middle of the loops before they merged into a large pillar of light that shone down onto the field. When it died down, they group beared witness to the arrival of the majestic Judgement Dragon, with an all-powerful warrior riding on top of it head. The warrior was decked out in a set of golden armor that was over his white robes, and had a pair of wings as decoration sprouting from the back of the armor. His weapon of choice was a sword that had a large blade that sparkled brightly in the light. All the citizens from Mikado, sans Navarre recognised the warrior and were left speechless, with most of them praying in respect.

“T-that’s Michael; Leader of the Lightsworns and the most powerful of God’s Archangels!” A Crusader gasped in awe. “This young man really is the Warrior of Light we’ve been searching for.”

Wait, so anyone who has a Lightsworn deck can qualify to be a Warrior of Light? Well sign me up then, I’ve got a few of them lying around somewhere.

“So what, it’s not like he can defeat me; my Royal Knight have more attack points.” Navarre scoffed.

“True, but Michael’s effect allows me to banish a card of my choice at the cost of 1000LP.” Chevalier added, wincing in pain from the sacrifice he made.

Chevalier: 3000

“Say whaaaaatttttttt?!” Navarre gasped, as he witnessed Michael fire a bolt of light at Royal Knight, causing it to vanish instantly. “My Royal Knight!”

“Time to end this for good! Michael, use Judgment Blade to finish this pitiful fool off!” Chevalier cried out, as Michael swooped down towards Navarre and deal a deadly slash, causing the samurai to cry out in pain as his lifeponts quickly dropped to zero.

Navarre: 0
Winner: Chevalier


Despite my complaints, I’d say this was one of the better duels. Yes, Navarre did play like an idiot, but considering how he was all bark and no bite in SMT4, I’d say the author did his homework, despite the unnecessary demonization. That and there was no rule breaking around, so the author gets half a gold star.

Navarre was flabbergasted at what just happened; how could he, a Luxuror, lose to some Unclean One. It didn’t help that his allies were staring at him with disappointment and contempt in their eyes.

“That was beyond pathetic!” Gaston barked, storming up to his brother. “You played one of the worst games I have ever seen! You have no right to shower yourself with praise when you duelled worse than a five-year old!”

“G-Gaston…” Navarre replied weakly.

“Enough! I don’t want to hear a single word from an embarrassment like yourself. Not only did you disrespect the sacrifice Saint Jonathan made, but you had the gall to insult Saint Michael and the legendary Lightsworn warriors. Rest assured, Lord Merkabah will be informed about your blasphemy.” Gaston retorted, as Navarre soon broke down into tears before running away from the area.

And then the whole beach clapped as Chevalier was given the Nobel Peace Prize by an eight-year-old Albert Einstein.

“Uhh, s-sorry about that…” Chevalier attempted to apologise, only for Gaston to dismiss it.

“Don’t be; my brother has to cast aside his wretched ego sooner or later.” Gaston replied. “With that being said, you proved to me that you are indeed, the legendary Warrior of Light.”

“Abut that…what exactly is a Warrior of Light?” Chevalier inquired.

“Simply put, a Warrior of Light is a person of exceptional strength chosen by Lord Merkabah to put God’s will into motion. They fight for the people of Mikado, and to ensure the peace and prosperity of the kingdom lasts for ages.” Gaston explained.

Via card games, the answer to any and all conflicts.

“As the chosen wielder of the Lightsworns, you’re undoubtedly a Warrior of Light.”

“I see.” Chevalier replied. “So does that mean we’re allies in the war against the Divine Powers?”

“In a sense, yes.” Gaston answered. “Speaking of, I saw that “pretty” little speech Krishna made. I have no idea why that buffoon branded your games as the Lord’s propaganda pieces.”

He’s clearly drunk on his own ego trip or something. That or he’s still upset over that thing with the old gods.

“I’m lost on that as well.” Chevalier admitted. “Perhaps it’s to draw in support from those who oppose the Lord.”

“That could be the case. Anyway, as I said earlier, we’re supposed to be in Shinjuku. This won’t be the last time we’ll meet, blessed Warrior of Light.” Gaston replied, as he soon walked off towards Shinjuku, with the Crusaders and samurai following behind him. Chevalier soon recalled why he duelled in the first place and quickly turned to face the young girl.

“Hey there, are you alright?” he asked, crouching down so that he was at her eye level.

“Yeah. Thanks for teaching that meanie a lesson.” The young girl smiled. “My name’s Maria; it’s short for Mariannette, but I prefer to be called Maria.”

Oh, that’s who the young girl is. A character from Rejuvenation that is heavily implied to be Melia from another period of time. Wonder how the two of them can coexist in the same room.

“Nice to meet you Maria, my name’s Chevalier.” The petite blonde introduced himself. “What were you doing out here on your own?”

“Well Melia asked to do a little favour for here, which was to get some snacks from the nearby supermarket. However I ended up getting lost on the way their and ended up on the beach, which was how I ended up agitating that brute by mistake.” Maria explained her situation.

“Ah, so you’re one of Melia’s friends. Tell you what, why don’t I help you carry the groceries on the way back?” Chevalier offered.

“That would be appreciated.” Maria smiled sweetly, as the duo proceeded to make their way to the grocery store. And while Chevalier wasn’t able to come up with an effective plan, at the very least he secured the support from Gaston and the Crusaders of Mikado.

Another great chapter done and dusted. There won’t be any duels for the next couple of chapters, but there will be plenty of other action to make up for it. And yeah, Maria/Mariannette is a sweetie; one of my faves from Rejuvenation. Catch you all next time.

And that is the end of this chapter, and I have some homework for you all. I peeked ahead into the next chapter and was greeted with a date-chapter. Essentially, date-chapters are when the author avatar, goes on a date with his waifu, and is the victim of so many clichés. You are to look up several of these date chapters and compile a list of clichés that can be found in these chapters. No need to stress, this assignment is worth 50% of your overall grade.

Class dismissed!


Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community:
Ame (W.I.A)
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin stolen)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Gaston

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Shesha
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama
Big Smoke

The Traitors:
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake
Cal
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Ren
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius
Redi
Sam
Elia
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)

The Waifu Army:
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:31 am

I hope you did your homework, because it’s going to be put to the test. Yes, this is the chapter that all self-insert authors love to write; the one where their skinsuit goes on a date with their chosen waifu. I came into this chapter expecting the worst, and I was not disappointed.

Welcome back everyone, with another exciting chapter for you all! Since the MSA ladies haven’t had enough screen time, I figured that I’ll give them a generous serving to make it up to them.

Ah yes, the ineffectual villains that haven’t had a speaking role since, let me see here, Chapter 9. Pathetic I know, but at least they’re more efficient that a certain Demon Lord I had the displeasure of meeting.

Additionally, this chapter will be the perfect time for Roland and Serra to build up their relationship with a nice little date.

Because what better time for a date than during a war involving omniscient deities?

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 18: A Night to Remember

MS Waifu Army training ground: 2 miles south of their Headquarters

The sound of tanks could be heard rumbling across the barren wasteland, as they fired at the cluster of targets that were put up to help with the gunners’ accuracy. Across the field, soldiers were marching in tandem, taking quick stops to fire at the targets to their side, mowing them down with ease. Away from the soldiers were the hired army of nerds, who were tasked with designing the next wave of waifus to be released in Metal Slug Attack. The leaders of the waifu army were watching all this unfold, with large smirks on their faces.

Well they have some tanks, so I don’t see why the Loyalists are getting all worked up about.

“Everything’s going according to plan.” Elysion chuckled ominously. “Soon we will have a waifu so powerful, no machine could ever best her.”

“Indeed; think of all the money she’ll bring in from the nerds desperate to win PvP.” Alma chuckled as well. “I can finally get myself a new coat.”

You’ve got tiger DNA in you; you don’t need another damn coat!

“Speaking of which, did any of you hear that speech Krishna made a while ago?” Amber inquired, with the others nodding in confirmation. “Good, I found it to be…rather moving.”

“I like how he highlighted all the flaws in those shitty fangames that people seem to be obsessed with nowadays.” Aisha commented. “How the hell they managed to attract so many fans without sexualising the characters is beyond my understanding.”

For all the criticism I give the games, I can recognize the fact that there’s plenty of things they do right.

“There must be some sort of propaganda they’re injecting into their games to brainwash unsuspecting players.” Izabella hypothesised. “It’s the only reason I can think of that they would get so addicted to them.”

“Well some of the traitors are designing merchandise with sexualised images of the female characters.” HMT chimed in.

“Perfect, it seems like they’ve taken a page out of our book.” Alma replied, a sinister smile on her face. “I can’t wait to see how much money they make from this.”

Given how niche of an audience Reborn and it’s sisters cater to, I doubt they’ll be making much.

It was then that one of the soldiers broke off from the group and ran up to the commanders. “Ma’am, I just got a call from Nastasia of the Divine Powers. She wishes to speak to you.”

“I see; we’ll answer the call as soon as we can. In the meantime, I want you all to continue your training!” Elysion ordered.

“Right away!” the soldier replied, as the two group went their separate ways. The waifu commanders entered the communications building and established a connection with Nastasia.

“You requested a chat with us?” Amber broke the ice.

“Yes I have; Lord Krishna is disappointed with how slow progress on your end has been going. We’ve already dealt with multiple Loyalist leaders, whereas you’ve barely waged war on Ame and her merry band of fools. Explain yourselves, this instant!” Nastasia scolded them harshly.

Ah yes, more deaths lazily implemented into this fic. This seems to be a running trend with this author.

“W-We can explain, we were simply farming money and resources for our campaign against them.” Aisha hastily explained their case.

“Yeah, we need to make more waifus so we can generate more profit for Metal Slug Attack!” Izabella chimed in as well.

Funnily enough, that’s the current state of the game right now; create overpowered waifus in the hopes of getting a few more pennies from the playerbase. I highly doubt Metal Slug Attack will live to see 2020.

“Don’t you simpletons have enough of these…waifus?” Nastasia sighed in contempt, with the waifu commanders unsure on how to answer the question.

“W-W-Well…yes, but there’s been some issues with the latest batch of waifus. See, the players are wizening up to our tactics; they’ve been pulling the Step-Up and Box cranks less and less. They’ve lobbied criticism over how our waifus are cheap rip-offs of already existing characters. As we speak, they’re reporting it to the UCC with enough evidence for them to push charges. We could get sued!” Elysion started to panic.

Given the attitude regarding copying ideals in the Eastern gaming market, where imitation is seen as flattery, as opposed to theft, I’m sure these ladies will be alright in the end. That said, I like how this author tries to justify companies suing a game he hates for stealing shit, yet loses his mind when Nintendo does the same to the fangames.

“Not my problem; you sowed the wind, now it’s time to reap the hurricane.” Nastasia replied coldly. “However, we’ll save your hides just this once if you launch a raid on the factory in Osaka where the majority of the games are getting mass-produced.”

“Oh thank you, thank you!” Alma thanked the woman over and over again. “We promise not to fail you!”

“Let us hope you succeed, for your sake.” Nastasia replied, before ending the call. The waifu leaders then turned to each other to discuss their next course of action.

“Alright ladies, here’s the plan. We’ll launch a surprise raid on the factory and destroy the means of production. However, we’ll claim the games for ourselves and sexualise the female characters to profit off of our horny fanbase.” Elysion explained her devious plan.

Because marketing Pokémon waifus to an audience of Metal Slug fans is totally an ingenious idea.

“I like it a lot, but wouldn’t the Divine Powers get worked up over the fact we’re using the enemies game to make money?” HMT inquired.

“Fuck them! They don’t like it, they can go fuck themselves. We need the cash badly, so we’re gonna sexualise the characters as much as we want, and if that pink-haired fop cries about it, then who gives a shit?!” Izabella declared proudly.

That’s totally the smart thing to do, betray the one organisation that’s saving your asses from imminent death. Were they all dropped on their head when they were born?

“Hell yeah! Let’s get Attack Plan Delta started!” Amber pumped her fist in the air, as the commanders left the building to inform the troops of their plan.

Outside the Fangame Headquarters: 6:30pm

Roland waited nervously outside, as he kept adjusting his black three-piece suit and tided himself up. He was fortunate that Chevalier allowed him to borrow his SUV for the night, since he didn’t have his own car. The young man was lucky that Serra was willing to go on a date with him, and he was gonna make sure that everything went perfectly tonight. It was a few minutes later when the door leading outside the building opened, with Roland gasping at what he saw.

Serra was wearing a breathtakingly beautiful evening gown that showed off a fair amount of cleavage. It was a mixture of blue and pink and had a modest side-slit on the left that showed off her amazing legs, and was topped off with her favorite blue high-heel shoes. She wore an expensive necklace around her neck that was adorned with several precious jewels, and a pair of 18ct Yellow Gold Diamond Snowflake Earrings. Her luscious hair was done up in her usual hairstyle, as a small smile graced her perfect face. Overall, she was a remarkable sight to behold.

What a lavish description; you can practically hear the author stroke himself as he wrote each word.

Roland opened the passenger door and helped her get in the car, before he closed the door and hopped into the drivers’ seat.

“Thanks for taking me out Roland.” Serra thanked the young man, as he started up the car and began driving to his destination.

“The pleasure’s all mine, my lady.” He replied, causing her to giggle lightly. “Besides, tonight will be a perfect opportunity for us to get to know each other a bit more.”

“That is true, however tonight would also be a good opportunity for us to recollect our thoughts following recent events.” Serra added. “I still get the chills from that speech Krishna made, and I’m an Ice type trainer for crying out loud.”

“I can’t say I blame ya; that vile villain views you and your friends as nothing more than glorified mouthpieces.

As opposed to the author, who views her as his one true waifu.

But don’t you worry, I’ll take that fool out of commission.” Roland declared.

“I’m sure you’ll be more than capable of silencing that fool.” Serra lightly giggled as the young man continued driving. “Where are you taking me tonight?”

“I was thinking about taking you to this place known as Kouze; I’ve heard plenty of good things about it from Chevalier.” Roland answered.

Evidently, the author’s done his research regarding ideal date locations. He spared no expense in making his waifu feel special.

“I’ve heard about that place as well; it’s arguably one of the best restaurants in the city. The view is to die for, from what I’ve heard.” Serra commented. “I have no problem with your choice.”

“Well that’s a relief, since its right around the corner.” Roland replied, as he parked his car near the restaurant and hopped out of the car, making sure to open the door for Serra. The duo entered the tall building and went into the elevator, as it started to head up to the 40th floor. Once they arrived, they were soon taken aback by the luxurious sight of the restaurant. The tables were made of high-quality wood and were neatly arranged into rows, there were several pot plants in the room that served as decorations, and the windows provided a breathtaking view of the city during the night.

Stellar description; it’s almost like I’m in the restaurant itself.

The restaurant wasn’t overly packed, which should provide the duo with a nice, quiet night to get to know one another.

“Can I help you two?” A waiter in a suit walked up to the pair.

“I placed a reservation for the two of us a couple of days ago, mind if you show us where we’re sitting?” Roland politely requested.

“Of course sir, just this way!” the waiter agreed, escorting the duo to a table that was near the front counter, and was right next to a window. “I hope you two have an enjoyable night here.”

“Thank you very much sir.” Roland thanked the waiter, as he and Serra sat down and started reading the menu. “Is there anything on there that interests you, my lady?”

“Well this dish looks interesting; steamed rice, matsutake, gingko nuts, miso soup and Japanese pickles.” Serra commented, pointing it out on the menu. “I think I’ll go for it tonight.”

Most waifufags are content with giving their lover a slice of shitty fastfood pizza. This guy is willing to fork out the pennies to give his waifu a 5-star meal. Acts like these gives me hope that chivalry still lives on.

“Alright then, I’ve made my choice as well. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to pay for the meal.” Roland replied, taking the menu and making his way to the front counter. Serra took the time to appreciate the outside view a bit more; the bright lights of the city illuminated the night sky, a sight that bedazzled the elegant woman. She was taken out of her daze by the chattering of a group of woman on a nearby table, as they were eyeing up Roland without the young man noticing it.

“Did you see that young hunk of meat there? Oh what I wouldn’t give to spend the night with him…” Amber commented, sighing to herself.

Hold on, what are they doing here? I thought they were going to Osaka to raid factories or something.

Oh wait, I forgot. The author needs a bunch of straw-women to act pathetically, in order to make himself look good in front of his one true love.


“Unfortunately he’s already taken by that bimbo over there.” Aisha whispered to her comrade, pointing at Serra as the rest of the table eyed her up.

“Hey, isn’t she one of those Reborn characters Krishna hates so much?” HMT asked outloud.

“Right on the money; that’s Serra, the Ice-type Gym Leader.” Alma replied, eyeing her up harshly. “Hmmmmm, I can’t see why that hunk is attracted to her. She’s nothing special at all.”

Eh, if I had to chose between her and you lot, I’d go for her. Says volumes at just how bad you lot are at this pick-up shit.

“Yeah, I mean look at her; her tits are small and unimpressive. There not like the big milkies I have!” Izabella puffed her chest in the air to prove her point. “And do you see those earrings she’s wearing? How tacky can you get?!”

Holy fuck, big milkies would have to be one of the dumbest terms I’ve seen used to describe a woman’s breasts. It’s so bad that it’s fucking hilarious.

“At the very least, she looks rather young for her age.” Elysion commented, though it pained her greatly to compliment her enemy. “I think she’ll be the first candidate for Reborn’s integration into the MS Waifu Army.”

“A wise choice; I’ll start creating her new design right away!” Aisha grinned, bringing out her pad and pencils as she started sketching away like crazy, with Roland returning to his table and noticing the confused look on Serra’s face.

“Is everything alright?” he inquired.

“Those women over there kept staring at you, and started whispering amongst themselves as soon as they noticed me.” Serra pointed to the table with the MS Waifu commanders. “Are they friends of yours?”

“No, I’ve never seen them before. Wonder why they’re so interested in me.” Roland replied. “While we’re waiting for our dinner, I’d like to get to know you a bit more, namely about your life in Reborn. How is your job as a Gym Leader?”

And he’s asking about her life, instead of rambling about his. This guy is a step above the brony writers who gush about their video games while dating their marefus.

“To be brutally honest, I prefer my old job over it. Oh it pays the bills, but it isn’t as exciting as my career as a model.” Serra admitted.

“If you liked your old job so much, then why did you give up on it?” Roland inquired, as Serra sighed sadly to herself.

“I gave it up to give my son a better life. Though I genuinely do care for him, I’ll always miss my time as a model. But I had to give it up eventually; after all I am but an old doll.” Serra replied, with Roland comforting her by placing his hand on top of hers.

“Don’t say that about yourself; you’re an amazing woman. Not only are you on of Reborn’s strongest trainers, but you’re a kind-hearted person who would do anything for her loved ones.” Roland complimented her.

And it goes back into cliché territory as the author has his skinsuit cheer his waifu up when she’s all sad and stuff. What the hell, this whole date is an inconsistent roller-coaster, shuffling between innovative, and cliché ideas.

“Thank you…” she smiled back, as her mood perked up once again. It was then that the waiter arrived with their dishes.

“Here you go you two, I hope you enjoy your meals.” The waiter smiled at them.

“Thank you kind sir!” Roland thanked the waiter, whom bowed as he left the two to their own devices. Roland’s dish consisted of simmered pike eel, with a side of clear soup, matsutake and gingko nuts. The young man took a bite of the pike eel, and was blown away by how tasty it was. The variety of flavors meshed well together to provide a most wonderful taste sensation for the young man. “Oh my, this eel’s amazing! How are you enjoying yours?”

Oh I bet the author wants to give her a taste of his eel…

“It’s divine; the steamed rice is cooked to perfection.” Serra happily commented, enjoying her meal as well. “Especially when I mix a bit of the gingko nuts with it.”

“If you thought the steamed rice is good, wait until you try the matsutake; it’s utterly amazing!” Roland gushed, as he was digging into the large mushroom on his plate. Serra tried a piece of the matsutake on her plate and was amazed by the distinctly spicy aroma the mushroom gave off.

“Oh my, this thing has quite the kick to it. I like it.” Serra commented.

“Well if you enjoyed the matsutake, then why don’t you try some of the eel I ordered?” Roland offered her a bite-size piece of pike eel.

“I’m not a fan of seafood, but a small bite wouldn’t hurt.” Serra accepted the offer, taking the piece of eel and popped into her mouth. She chewed on it for a bit, before swallowing it down with some sake. “A bit too oily for my liking.”

“Fair enough.” Roland replied, as the duo continued eating their meal. A few minutes later, the two of them had finished what they had and wiped their mouths with their napkins. “That would have to be one of the best dinner’s I’ve ever had.”

“I was just about to say that as well!” Serra commented, as they started chuckling lightly. It was then that the MS Waifu commanders got up off their chairs and marched up to Roland.

Oh look, my watch is telling me that it’s bashing o’clock.

“Why hello there, hot-stuff! Care to take a ride on the wild side?” Alma purred, attempting to rub his shoulder only for Roland to knock her arm away.

“Excuse me, but I’m already on a date with the lovely young lady beside me, so if you could leave us alone, that’ll be appreciated.” Roland requested, as the Waifu leaders were angered by his comment.

“FUCKING EXCUSE ME?!?! How dare you knock back our offer of hot sex!” Amber ranted, pointing her finger at the man. “You should be grateful we’re even offering you a chance to fuck us!”

Is this bitch related to Sean? Wouldn’t stop dragonlord0 from fucking her.

“I bet you don’t even play Metal Slug Attack!” HMT sneered at the couple, who had confused looks on their faces.

Woah, that’s going a little too far.

“I’m sorry, but I have no idea what you lot are going on about.” Serra commented.

“Basically, it’s the game that we’ve made and it’s chock full of waifus that we profit off of everyday! In fact, you look like the perfect candidate for our next waifu; I finished drawing the design for the in-game character.” Aisha grinned with greed in her eyes, as she showed off the sketch of the Serra knockoff. The drawing depicted Serra in a rather ridiculous way; not only was her outfit far more revealing than usual, but her breasts and hips were highly exaggerated.

Truth be told, I’d expect the MSA staff to pull something like that if they do decide to implement Reborn’s female characters into the game.

“Can’t say I’m a fan of that design.” Serra replied honestly, which utterly infuriated the Waifu leaders.

“Seriously?! How can you not like our drawing?!” Aisha snapped. “You’re just jealous that she’s a lot sexier than you, you ugly hag!”

“You there! Why don’t you ditch this hideous skank and come with us? I’ll let you play with my big milkies as much as you want.” Izabella offered, showing off her chest to Roland.

You mean she tore her shirt off and flashed the guy in public? I don’t even know how to respond to that.

The young man noticed that Serra was taken aback by the insults and was on the verge of tears when he decided to fend off the malicious ladies.

“If there’s anyone who’s jealous, it’s you lot. Serra is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met in my life; not only is she far more beautiful than you lot, but she doesn’t rely on peddling spank material to win over potential players. She helped design a game that not only broke new ground, but is still going strong despite the fierce opposition it’s currently facing. So you can take your waifu-concept art and bugger off; nobody wants to play your shitty-ass game.” Roland coolly retorted.

“I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE DIVINE POWERS WOULD KICK YOUR ASS ONCE THEY HEAR ABOUT THE RUDNESS YOU SHOWED US. AND THEN WE’LL LAUGH AT YOUR FUNERALS AS WE SEXUALISE YOUR PREVIOUS CHARACTERS AND TURN THEM INTO GENERIC BIMBOS FOR OUR PATHETIC FANBASE TO JERK OFF TO!!” Elysion ranted at the top of her lungs, before a waiter arrived with some security and ordered the Waifu leaders to leave immediately. “Y-You’ll pay for this!” the pirate ghost hissed at Roland before she and her flunkies stormed off in a hurry.

And then the whole restera—wait, I just used that joke in the last chapter, fuck!!

In all seriousness though, this would have to be the most clichéd, yet laughably contrived thing in this entire fic so far. We’ve had the villains hurl insults at the authors waifu, reducing her to tears as the skinsuit proudly takes a stand and scolds the meanies, who had all the subtlety of a nuclear explosion. That rant Elysion made was so out of place and stupid, that it is a work of art. How an author can write that in all seriousness is beyond my understanding.


“Are you ok Serra?” Roland asked her once the hostile women were ejected from the premises.

“I-I’m fine now…” she replied uneasily, getting up off her chair. “I’m ready to go now.”

And the confident gym leader has been reduced to a helpless waif to make the skinsuit look better, how uninspired.

“Alright then, I’ll take you back to headquarters then.” Roland complied, as he and Serra left the restaurant, thanking the waiter for the wonderful meal.

0000

The duo had arrived back at the Fangame Headquarters, as Roland helped Serra get out of the car. Though she was in a better mood from before, the young man knew that she was still upset over what the Waifu Leaders said to her.

“I’m so sorry about what happened earlier; I never expected those horrid women to start hurling abuse at you. You didn’t deserve that at all.” Roland apologised to her.

“No need to blame yourself.” She replied as the two went up the stairs. “Putting that experience aside, this was one of the best nights I ever had. Thank you for taking me out tonight.”

“It was my pleasure, I hope we can do something similar to this another night.” Roland said.

YOU MEAN THERE’S GOING TO BE MORE OF THIS DATE SHIT?!

“Yeah, I’d like to go out without another night. Perhaps in a week or so?” Serra suggested.

“That depends on whether we get any assignments or not, but sure, I can make some time for you.” Roland informed her, as he leant in towards him and gently kissed him on the cheek, causing Roland to start blushing like crazy with Serra giggling to herself in response.

She was laughing at how Roland was able to kiss himself on the cheek. For fucks sake author, this is a night between you and your waifu, and you fuck it up in the end!

“It’s a deal then!” Serra replied, as she opened the door and the duo entered the building. “I’m heading off to my room for the night, see you tomorrow!”

“See ya! I’ll just hang about in the lobby for a bit before I head off to my room” Roland replied, as the duo went their separate ways for the night.

A little shorter than usual, but it was pretty sweet to see Roland and Serra bond with each other over dinner, despite the interruption from the MS Waifu Leaders. Anyway, as of Episode 18 of Reborn, there’s some ship-teasing going on between Serra and Radomus according to the fans. For obvious reasons, that won’t be in this fic, even though I have nothing against Radomus as a character. As to when he’ll make an appearance in this story, I’m confident that he’ll be added in a future chapter.

Oh boy, this is going to take a bit of explaining. The guy he’s talking about, Radomus, is another gym leader from the game. Based on his similar backstory, and the interactions they have in the latest episode of the game, some fans have speculated that Radomus and Serra will hook up by the end of the story. The author, not wanting to lose his waifu, decided to retcon all that supposed ship-teasing, as he chose to put it, out of the fic, yet somehow he likes Radomus enough to not turn him into a bashing target, which I appreciate.

Speaking of which, the next chapter will have the first big battle between the Fangame Community & Allies and the MS Waifu Army, and will also be the debut of the sexual escapades of Roland and Julia. Which character will be the first to appear in said escapades? I won’t reveal that just yet. So stay tuned for another thrilling instalment in the future!

And that’s this chapter done and dusted, with the looming threat of a lemon on the horizon. I can only hope that it’s mercifully short, though I doubt that.

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community:
Ame (W.I.A)
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin stolen)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Gaston

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Shesha
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama
Big Smoke

The Traitors:
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake
Cal
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Ren
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius
Redi
Sam
Elia
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)

The Waifu Army:
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:11 am

I apologise for the late Christmas present, but the festive season was quite hectic for me. That said, it seems that I was on the naughty list this year, as I got given a big lump of coal in the form of this chapter. Oh well, let’s throw it in the mocking fire and see if it can generate some warmth for us.

Welcome back to the next chapter of my amazing story, and we’ve reached the big 20. Yes, this is the twentieth chapter of Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy and I have been enjoying it a lot. I do apologise if the upload times are a little slow, but I’m writing two stories at once and I want to make sure that both of them are as amazing as they can possible be.

As of posting this chapter, it seemed that the author was having a mini-hiatus for his other fic. A quick glance at the authors bio tells me that he’s getting back into the other fic so he can take a break on this one. I guess he got a sudden craving for Melia’s ass all of a sudden.

In regards to the date between Roland and Serra, the main reason I included it was because I have a major crush on Serra, and I plan on writing a couple more chapters like it. But enough about that, it’s time to start this chapter.

Oh, you’ve got a crush on Serra? However could I have figured that out?

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Warning: There will be a lemon in this chapter

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 19: Attack Plan Delta!

Pokémon Fangame Headquarters: The next morning

Roland sighed wearily as he woke up and sat up on his bed, recalling the wonderful he had with Serra. He mentally kicked himself for not doing more to punish those horrid women for what they said to her, but decided that now wasn’t the time to dwell on that.

Why the need to punish them further? They were already humiliated by that social justice story bookend the author crammed into the last chapter.

He got up and dressed himself for the day before heading to the cafeteria, where he noticed his friends chilling out.

“Heeeeeeeyyyyyy Roly…so how did last night go?” Astolfo smirked, leaning in toward him.

“Y-Yeah, it went pretty well if I say so myself.” Roland replied. “Though I wouldn’t say it went perfectly…”

“W-What are you talking about Roland? I asked Serra how last night went, and she said that it was one of the best nights of her life.” Micaiah inquired, genuinely curious about what he meant.

“Well, we were ambushed by agents of the MS Waifu Army. They tried to ruin our night by hurling disgusting amounts of abuse towards Serra, while trying to steal me away from her. Naturally, I couldn’t let this stand, so I told them to fuck off, only for their leader to start screeching at me as they were escorted out of the restaurant by security.” Roland explained. “It’s a relief to hear that she recovered from that torrent of abuse.”

Look, not to sound like an asshole here, but they only hurled what, two insults at her face. I’d hardly call that a torrent of abuse.

“Indeed; Serra was always one for making a comeback when things seem dire.” Blair chimed in, as she got a message on her phone and checked it out. “Huh, seems like we’ve got to attend a meeting in the board room, and that a special guest will be present.”

“Well what are we waiting for? Let’s go already!” Astolfo called out, as he and the others left the breakfast room and made their way to the board room. When they entered the board room, they took their seats as Serra waved at Roland to come sit beside her, which he gladly accepted.

“Good morning to you all, with a special mention to our latest lovebirds.” Ame greeted everyone, as everyone turned their attention to Serra and Roland. “I heard that aside from a small issue that got resolved quickly, everything went swimmingly?”

“It was amazing; the food was amazing and the view was spectacular.” Serra recalled the night, sighing blissfully to herself. “It’s just a shame that those women had to try and ruin it.”

“Yeah, they kept going on about this Metal Slug Attack game, and I still have no idea what they hell they were saying.” Roland chimed in, as Ame put the pieces together.

“We know that the Divine Powers has a group dedicated to Metal Slug Attack, which makes this group of anti-fangame, Metal Slug fans even more out of place.” What on earth are you saying Roland?!

“Metal Slug Attack? Could this be the first move of the MS Waifu Army in this ongoing war?” Ame pondered to herself.

“Mother, what exactly is this MS Waifu Army you’re referring to?” Alice inquired, as she and Charlotte cuddled up to each other.

“Allow me to explain it to you…” A voice called out from outside the room, as the door opened and a young girl who appeared to be a year or two younger than Luna entered the room. She had medium length white hair that was done up into two pigtails, adorned with blue bows, and has red eyes. Her outfit consisted of a royal blue button-up tailcoat with long sleeves, a black pleated skirt, long black stockings that reach above her thighs and blue shoes. This was General Nikita, the special guest that Ame informed them about in the message and the leader of the MS Loyalist Army. As the daughter of one of the richest families in the United States and a highly-talented commander, it was inevitable that she would rise up the ranks to become General of the Army. However Nikita insists that it was her talent, not her family that enabled her to earn such a position. She also carries a conductor’s baton with her and uses it to order her sub-ordinates around, as if she was a conductor herself.

Oh, ok who is this? A quick search on the Metal Slug wikia tells me that she’s heavily based off of the character of Anchovy from something called Girls und Panzer, in terms of appearance and personality. As I’ve never heard of Girls und Panzer before, I have no clue what I’m in for with this chick.

“Ah, you’ve arrived Nikita.” Ame offered her a seat with everyone else waving politely at her. “Would you like a cup of tea?”

“I’m good, thank you very much.” Nikita replied in a haughty tone of voice, as she took her seat. “Now then, I want to know why nothing much has been done against those accused waifu-addicts.”

Ah good, you’re here to deal with the waifu-addicts. Mind starting with the author of this dreck?

“W-Well we would’ve miss, but they hadn’t made any moves until last night.” Alice replied nervously, scratching the back of her head while Nikita pondered the answer to herself. “Besides, we don’t know that much about them.”

“Hmph, perhaps this should be addressed as soon as possible. Very well, I’ll tell you what I know.” Nikita began, as she cleared her throat. “The MS Waifu Army is a renegade army that’s being led by several female commanders who previously worked on the Metal Slug Attack game. Their ultimate goal is to gain complete control over the entire gaming market by peddling sexualised, over-powered characters onto the market, and it seems that they’ve got their sights set on your games, which are nice stress-relievers by the way.”

Clearly, she was designed to cater to the waifu-addicts in the MS community, but she complimented the fangames, automatically elevating her to protagonist status because the author’s that much of a simpleton.

On another note, we now know the full extent of the MS Waifu army’s plan, and it sucks ass. They want to create more sexually appealing female characters, and profit off of them, despite being told that they can’t program a game if their life depended on it. In that case, why not make some shitty Metal Slug ecchi harem anime and merchandise the shit out of it? Of course, that’ll require the straw-women to act logically, which is something we cannot have here.


“Stress-relievers? I never expected our games to relieve stress, given their difficulty.” Ame commented.

“Well when you’re busy dealing with life or death situations every day of the week, everything else becomes a stress reliever.” Nikita chuckled, before her face scowled darkly. “Those harlots managed to kill several of our most-trusted commanders, thanks to those bastards in the Divine Powers.”

I thought it was the Divine Powers that did the dirty work, based on what Nastasia said in the last chapter. You can’t even stay consistent after cranking one out!

“Don’t you worry, we’ll make sure that asshat and his old gods get what’s coming to them.” Astolfo beamed proudly, as Nikita gazed at the pinkette with a look of interest.

“I’m sure you can take those zealots out with ease, but they’re not the target for today’s mission.” Nikita replied.

“So I take it we have to deal with those MS Waifu leaders today? Fine by me, they’ll know soon enough about how awesome my family and I are!” Charlotte beamed with pride.

“Heh, if only my sub-ordinates showed the same amount of enthusiasm as you, then we wouldn’t be in this mess.” Nikita commented. “Anyway, my intel states that the Waifu Army is planning on conducting a raid on the factory district in Osaka, that’s owned by my forces. I’m sure you have a special reason to defend the area as well.”

“Yes, that’s where the majority of our games get mass-produced.” Ame answered. “Rest assured, we’ll send our lancer squad to assist your forces.”

I wanna talk to the person who thought it would be a wise idea to have a video game factory, right beside one that produces military hardware, and try and see how they justify their boneheaded decision.

“Lancer squad? Isn’t that Titania’s special group?” Chevalier pondered, turning to the redhead for an answer.

“Not quite, kiddo. I’ve been tasked with intercepting a secondary attack over at Kinshicho, just before you arrived here today.” Titania answered. “Besides, you’re part of the lancer squad Ame’s talking about.”

“O-Oh! My bad…” Chevalier apologised.

“Quick question, would the MS Waifu Army be receiving support from the Divine Powers, or is this a solo operation of theirs?” Sothe inquired.

“I cannot say with 100% certainty, but it appears that they’ll be on their own for this mission.” Nikita answered, stretching her arms in the air. “I hope you don’t mind if I stay here while we fight the Waifu Army.”

“After all I have to wave my baton in the air or something, I forgot what the character I’m based on does with it.”

“Go ahead, we’ve got plenty of spare rooms here you can borrow.” Ame offered to the experienced commander, who accepted the deal.

“Good.” Was all Nikita said before hopping up off her chair and began waving her baton in the air. “Now my lancer squad, I command to make your way to Osaka and eliminate those accursed peddlers of smut!”

“A-As you wish…” Astolfo replied, as he and his group left the board room to prepare for their next mission.

Osaka: MS Loyalist base: A few hours later

Astolfo and his allies had arrived at the small base and were greeted by the receptionist at the front desk. Upon stating their reason for being here, the receptionist had finished putting down their arrival in her logbook and offered to escort them to the meeting room, where they would meet the leaders of the operation, which they gladly accepted. They arrived at the meeting room, where they were greeted by a trio of young women wearing sophisticated power armor, and equipped with very powerful weapons.

Oh boy, more characters to throw into the pile. How long will it take for the author to claim them?

The first of the three women was the oldest of the lot and had dark red hair that was done up in a ponytail as well as blue eyes filled with determination. Her outfit was a Power Suit that consisted of a black leather suit that was covered in extremely durable, platinum-white armor-plates, with her weapon of choice being a powerful minigun that was fed from an ammo belt that was tucked away in the metal container on the back of the suit. The woman was named Perche, a simple country girl who has a passion for being a hero for those who can’t defend themselves.

The second woman had wavy royal-blue hair that reached the bottom of her back, and red eyes that had hints of innocence in them. Her Power Suit consisted of a leather suit that was covered in highly durable brown armor plates, her weapons of choice being an assault rifle that fired electrical shots, and a launcher of sorts that fired a powerful red laser that can home in on and chain-strike multiple enemies at once. This was Ami, the timid, quiet girl who greatly admires Perche and does her best whenever the former is around.

The last woman was actually a young teenage girl, with sparkling green eyes and bright blue hair that was done up into two hoops that hung horizontally off the sides of her head. Her Power Suit was just like that of the other two, only this time the armor plates were the same shade of blue as her hair. Her weapons of choice were a rifle that fired multiple electrical shots, just like Ami’s rifle, and a massive launcher that can fire several missile salvos at once, and was something she could carry easily despite her small frame. This was Ulala, the daughter of the two key researchers in the Metal Device Project, and greatly admires General Nikita.

I wasn’t able to get much info on any of the three super soldiers we were just given, leading me to believe that they’re not rip offs of existing characters, which would be a first for Metal Slug Attack.

“Oh hello, you must be the attack squad we were supposed to meet. My name’s Astolfo, it’s nice to meet you!” The pinkette greeted, as the rest of his friends introduced themselves.

“Welcome, I’m Perche, and the lovely women beside me are Ami and Ulala!” the redhead eagerly greeted the lancer squad. “I gotta say that it’s a tremendous honor to be working alongside Ame and her group of valiant warriors!”

“Y-Yeah, she’s q-quite amazing…” Ami added timidly before clamming up once more.

“Are you ok there miss?” Sothe inquired, with Perche noticing the situation.

“Ah don’t worry about it, she’s a quiet one. She’ll warm up to you eventually!” Perche eased their concerns.

Seems like Sothe was trying his luck at scoring another waifu, in an attempt to emulate the author.

“Now for the attack plan; if you will, Ulala.”

“As you wish.” Ulala replied, as she brought up a large map of the area on the board behind the trio, with several red and blue arrows converging on the area. “Now then, the enemies will be attacking from the north, as indicated by the red arrows. No doubt their main target is the factory where all your games are being made. Our plan of attack will be twofold; your squad comes in from behind to surprise them in a pincer strike, while our forces will face them directly.”

“Sounds like a plan; can’t wait to teach those money-hungry vermin a lesson!” Boudica declared, determination coursing through her veins.

“That’s not the worst atrocity they’ve committed; they’ve been capturing young children and brain washed them into spending thousands of dollars on their waifus, draining their parents of all their savings and dumping them on the streets where they proceed to starve to death.” Perche informed them, with Astolfo and his gang gasped in a combination of shock and horror.

How comically evil are these women; brainwashing children and stealing their money? This is starting to become fun again after several monotonous slogfests. What’s next, will we learn that they steal money from animal shelters?

“T-T-That’s so h-h-horrible…” Chevalier blurted, before he started weeping into Blair’s shoulders as she comforted the young man.

“Such horrid people cannot be allowed to continue their evil deeds! As the Maiden of Dawn, I shall punish those repugnant criminals!” Micaiah vowed, clutching her tome tightly.

I think we all get it now; those evil woman OC’s will pay for ruining the sanctity of Metal Slug. Oh, but don’t you worry, the author shall protect all the other games with a female-majority cast. What on earth is with this hypocritical leap in logic the author is undertaking?!

“Not only did they have the audacity to hurl abuse at my sweetheart, not only are they making female-majority games looks like a joke, but now they’re brainwashing children?! This is beyond disgusting!” Roland growled, anger coursing through his body.

“Not even Krishna is this evil; at least he’s attempting to help humanity.” Astolfo commented.

Fuck you author. No seriously, fuck you author. I hate this shit; the whole “Oh the main villain is an evil scumbag, but at least they’re not as evil as this other scumbag” that talentless fanfic authors pull all the time to dump more shit onto their punching bags. The villains are only this evil because you’re WRITING them to be this evil. Don’t you dare get on a pedestal and shower praise onto one antagonist, by shitting on another one and claiming the moral high ground! It’s even worse because for the last 19 or so chapters, we’ve had the author hyping up the Divine Powers to be worse than Hilter, only for the author to go “Nope, these Metal Slug bitches are even more evil” all because they brainwash children, something which I’m sure Krishna would pull in order to further his own goals!

“Alright Perche, I’m sure we’re all ready to begin the attack!”

“Excellent! We’ll be moving out in the next ten minutes. To your stations everybody!” the redhead called out, as everyone proceeded to get ready for the big battle.

0000

Astolfo and his group has successfully infiltrated the back of the MS Waifu Army, and had ducked inside a large factory which the waifus were using at their base of operations for the assault on the Loyalist factories. They were biding their time for the Loyalists to initiate the attack, so they can begin their pincer strike.

“I can’t believe that we’re actually using guns for this fight.” Blair commented, cocking her assault rifle. “I don’t even know how to use the thing.”

“Just point it at the enemy and pull the trigger. I would’ve rather used my trusty sword and shield, but I doubt those waifus would play fair and square.” Boudica replied, adjusting the scope on her rifle.

Because what better weapon to give an experienced swordswoman, than a fucking sniper rifle?!

It was then that Astolfo’s phone started vibrating, as he picked it up and read the message he just received.

“They’ve initiated the offensive; time to lock and load everyone!” Astolfo called out, as the group kicked the factory door down and snuck into the building. However they were soon spotted by the soldiers of the waifu army, which mainly consisted of horny nerds armed with rifles, shotguns and sub-machine guns.

“Well, well, well. Seems like we’re up against some cuties.” The head nerd sneered, his dirty teeth on full display. “Come on boys! Let’s kill the men and have some fun with the ladies…”

Oh, for fucks sake! Right out of every stock fanfiction, is the army of faceless rapists leering at the heroes.

“Oh you’re dead meat!” Sothe declared, as he rolled to the side and fired his dual pistols, capping a few nerds in the chest as they fell to the ground. Boudica opted to hop up onto one of the cargo crates and started sniping the hostile nerds, easily scoring some kills, as Chevalier provided covering fire to keep his elder safe. Meanwhile, Astolfo and Blair were crouching behind some crates to keep them save from enemy fire, as they hopped out of cover to fire back at the nerds, killing a few more of them. While all this was happening, Micaiah was busy setting up her mobile mortar to pick off nerd clusters with Roland firing wildly at the enemy nerds, anger coursing through his body over what their leaders did to his beloved the other night.

Mortars, assault rifles, snipers; is this Yugioh, or fucking Valkyria Chronicles?

“S-Shit! This ones are toughies!” A nerdling cried out in fear, as he’s watching his comrades get slaughtered. “W-What do we do boss?!”

“F-Fall back! Fall back!” The head nerd barked out loud, as the surviving nerds followed his orders and quickly retreated deeper into the factory.

“Come back here you cowards!” Roland demanded, firing his rifle at them and managed to get a few surprise kills.

“Calm down Roland! I get that you’re angry, but giving in to it will only make things much worse.” Micaiah told him off, as Roland started harshly at her for a second before taking in a deep breath and recollected himself.

“You’re right. I shouldn’t be acting so viciously; I’m sorry.” Roland apologised.

“Eh, don’t sweat it mate. Everyone has their off days, and I can’t say that those waifu soldiers didn’t have it coming.” Blair chimed in as the group reassembled.

How nice of Blair to condemn the soldiers to a painful death, despite being brainwashed kids.

“Alright everyone, we’ve got them on the run, let’s chase the bastards down!” Astolfo cheered, as the group started to pursue the nerdlings. They bobbed and weaved through the corridors, making sure to hide behind cover and fire at any nerdlings they encountered. This went on for at least half an hour, until they encountered the nerdlings from before as they rallied alongside HMT and another mysterious Waifu Leader.

“Hehehe, these must be the soy-infused losers that’s been giving us some trouble.” The new leader chuckled ominously. “I’m Beecham, and I’m the one who’s going to kill you all!”

Great, another bitch to look up—hang on, that name wasn’t on the list provided to us in Chapter 5. She’s not on the list, the one you provided to us! Why, why would you even?!?!

“So you’re one of the villains who’s been brainwashing children to buy your overpriced waifus? I’m gonna enjoy beating you to death.” Boudica vowed, glaring daggers at the Waifu Leaders.

“Hah! Tough talk coming from the trollop that got her ass creamed by the Romans, literally.” HMT taunted, forcing the redhead to recall painful memories of her time under Roman oppression.

“L-Leave her alone you bully!” Chevalier demanded. “You can’t bring up those things near her!”

“Thanks, but I can handle these repugnant thieves no matter what they say.” Boudica replied as HMT was busy eyeing her up.

“Hmmmmmm, I gotta say, you have an amazing figure.

Apparently, the author thinks so as well, otherwise she wouldn’t be here.

How would you like to join us? You can get inserted in the game, get stinking rich off our customers, and have your very own legion of nerds who view you as their waifu.” HMT offered.

“I’d rather fight for the Romans than alongside a bunch of opportunistic goblins who view their fellow humans as nothing more than sacks of cash.” Boudica commented, with the other heroes agreeing with her.

Because I’m sure the real Boudica would rather work with her mortal enemy than a bunch of money hungry hussies.

“Yeah, I still owe you a bullet for what you said to Serra the other night.” Roland chimed in, cocking his gun. “Wanna dance, bitch?”

“Pfft, I’ll teach this soyboy a new meaning of pain!” Beecham declared, as the two sides engaged each other in battle.

0000

Beecham charged at Astolfo, dodging his bullets and delivered a powerful roundhouse kick, catching the pinkette by surprise and sending him crashing onto the floor. Astolfo was barely able to dodge a curb stomp from his opponent and managed to get back up, before lunging at her and headbutted her stomach, knocking the wind out of her and sent her staggering backwards. This angered Beecham as she ran at him like a lunatic and performed a triple jump kick, landing all three kicks onto his chest which caused him to fly backwards towards the wall.

How enthralling…

“A-Astolfo!” Chevalier blurted, running over to his friend’s aide, while Sothe, Micaiah, and Roland were busy dealing with the nerdlings.

“Oi! You leave that hunk of fresh meat alone!” Beecham demanded, storming up to the young man.

“But he’s hurt; he’s in no position to—“ was all Chevalier could say before he was decked hard in the face by Beecham and flew back a few feet, knocking the last of his baby teeth out of his mouth. The petite blonde started to bawl loudly, clutching his mouth in pain.

I wonder how the hell you managed to defeat an army of cryptids if a single punch is all it takes to reduce you to tears.

“Hahahaha! What a little baby! Now to get back to work.” Beecham sneered, as a cry of fury echoed throughout the room. Before Beecham realised what was happening, she was pounced on by Blair, who proceeded to pummel her in the face with a sizable lump of steel.

“HOW. DARE. YOU. MAKE. MY. SWEETHEART. CRY. YOU. BITCH!!!!” Blair screamed, hitting her after every word. She then cast aside the lump and brought out her knife, before stabbing Beecham’s face in a relentless fury that terrified the remaining nerdlings, who all fled in terror.

If you’re done mutilating the straw-woman, then my lungs might stop wheezing from the laughing fit you just gave me. How fucking ridiculous must you transform your protagonists into in order to look badass? You just turned a middle-aged teenage girl into some frenzied killer out for blood; this isn’t Blair Flannigan, it’s Yuno Gasai on bath salts.

“C-Come back here you cowards!” HMT demanded, as she was soon sucker-punched by Boudica, pinning the Waifu Leader onto the ground. “L-L-Let go of me!”

“Nope. We were tasked with bringing you in, and that’s what we’re gonna do.” Boudica replied, as the rest of the heroes crowded around her, as Blair comforted the still-weeping Chevalier.

“You will pay for killing Beecham; each and everyone one of you soyboys!” HMT growled, before she was subsequently knocked out by a swift blow to the back of her head.

Look, I know it’s one of the more popular insults these days, but can you refrain from branding the heroes as soyboys? They haven’t done that stupid face yet to warrant such a reaction.

“Well that shut her up.” Boudica quipped as she hoisted the unconscious woman over her shoulder. “Time to make a delivery to the Loyalist Army.”

0000

“Ah, great work on apprehending the rogue villain!” Perche praised the heroes, as they dumped HMT’s unconscious body unceremoniously onto the ground.

“We managed to fend off their offensive forces, all thanks to Ami’s quick thinking.” Ulala praised her companion.

“M-Me?! B-B-But I didn’t do m-much…” Ami replied nervously. “If anything, Perche’s the one you should be praising; it was her excellent leadership that saw us through.”

Yeah, that excellent leadership that was completely off-screen and would’ve been more interesting to see than Blair’s last-minute rage boost.

“How about you all take the credit for today’s victory, rather than fight each other over it?” Micaiah suggested, with the three women agreeing to the idea.

“Good thinking! But I think you deserve some credit as well; after all it was thanks to your surprise attack that we were able to gain the advantage quickly.” Perche commented.

That and the enemy were hilariously incompetent, but I digress.

“Ah, no need to thank us. We just wanted to do the right thing.” Sothe brushed off their praises. “Which reminds me, you were awesome out there, Blair.”

“M-Me?!” Blair stammered, pointing to herself.

“Yeah, the way you went to town on that crazy bitch was admirable, especially since it was in Chevalier’s defense.” Boudica chimed in, as Chevalier walked up to Blair.

“Of course, you acted like a completely different character, from a franchise that isn’t even in this crazy fic, but it was still awesome.”

“Th-Th-Thank you for c-coming to my aid…” he stuttered nervously, as Blair hugged him tightly.

“No worries, I’d do anything to keep you safe!” she smiled back at him, as he hugged her back.

“Anyway, it’s been a blast fighting alongside you all, but we’ve got to head back to base.” Astolfo informed the Loyalist commanders.

“Alright then, we’ll inform General Nikita about the mission. Catch ya later!” Ulala farewelled the lancer squad as they exited the room.

Pokémon Fangame Headquarters: Main Lobby

“Ah, you’ve returned. I heard the good news from my sub-ordinates earlier today. Great job you did out there.” Nikita praised Astolfo and his group upon their return to base.

“Thanks ma’am.” Astolfo replied cheerily. “So how did the others go on their mission?”

“It went better than expected if I say so myself.” Ame answered, stepping into the lobby to meet up with them. “While it was a shame we weren’t able to apprehend any of the traitors, we showed them a thing or two for crossing us.”

So in other words, it was completely pointless. The comparisons I could make between this and the Smash fic are seemingly endless at this point.

“On the topic of capturing the enemy, has the leader we apprehended said anything yet?” Roland inquired.

“HMT? Nah, she’s a pain in the ass, that one. Can’t get her to speak even if her life depended on it.” Nikita scoffed, crossing her arms in annoyance. “Still, I think we’ll get to her eventually. If we’re lucky, she can spill the beans about their endgame.”

We already know about their end game, they want to make money off of half-naked video game chicks!

“Neat.” Micaiah chimed in. “I can’t wait to see the look on Krishna’s face once he learns about their failure today.”

“Well from what I’ve been hearing, the MS Waifu Army hasn’t been pulling their weight as of recently. This could be the straw that breaks the camel’s back, so to speak.” Ame commented.

“If the Divine Powers do pull their support from the Waifu Army, then it may be the chance we need to wipe them out for good.” Nikita smirked as she came up with a new plan. “That was just exactly what I wanted to hear! Rest assured, your little batch of resistance fighters shall get your due rewards if you continue assisting us.”

Resistance fighters? I thought Nikita’s group were the main army, with the waifus being some sort of rouge guerrilla faction.

“Heh, I’m down for helping you defeat those accursed villains!” Boudica pledged her support. “Next time however, let me use my sword and shield. I have no expertise with firearms.”

“Duly noted.” Nikita replied, turning to face Ame. “I will be staying here for the duration of the war against the Waifu Army, if it is of no issue to you.”

“Not at all. We’re more than happy to assist our allies in any way we can.” Ame commented. “However, I think it’s time for a well earnt break, after all we’ve been through.”

“Heck yeah, I’m down for a break!” Astolfo cheered as everyone went their separate ways.

9:15 pm

Roland was busy minding his own business while he was looking for something to do.

And now we begin the main reason the author writes this tedious dreck. Oh boy, this will not be pretty…

Everybody else was busy doing their own thing; be it playing and testing Pokémon fangames, or practising their duelling strategies. However, the young man would soon get broken out of his trance by a familiar voice.

“Psst, Roly! Come here!” Julia’s hushed voice called out from the door to the right, with Roland realising that it was the room where Julia kept her Virtual Reality Simulator. Glancing down both sides of the hallway to make sure nobody was watching him, he quietly entered the room and saw Julia sporting her usual cheerleader outfit on, only this time she had a white labcoat over it.

“Sup Roly, ready to go kaboom tonight and earn a highscore?!” Julia grinned as Roland closed the door.

I’d question how cranking one out nets you a high score, but that’s probably the main goal of some shitty hentai with video game mechanics slapped onto it.

“Yeah, but where’d you get the coat from?” Roland inquired.

“Oh I borrowed this thing from that doctor guy who Sapphy beat up all those years ago. I’m sure he wouldn’t notice that it’s missing.” Julia explained, as she started to boot up the device.

“So errr…who’s the first girl I’d be practising on in the simulation?” Roland asked as Julia was busy hammering away at the device.

“Hmmm? Oh, the first simulation will be featuring Aya. I hope you don’t mind my choice.” Julia answered.

Well I can’t say I’m opposed to the choice. What I don’t get is why feature her in a simulation, when the author, or should I say Roland, is trying to hook up with Serra.

“No need to worry about any retribution from Hardy; it’s only a simulation so it’s not like you’re actually having fun with her.”

“So I take it Aya has her own Virtual Reality Simulator as well?” Roland pressed further.

“No silly, this is the only machine like it in the building.” Julia giggled, as the machine started beeping. “Oh good, it’s all ready. Time to strip down and hop on Roly!”

“O-Ok.” Roland replied, as he started stripping down until he was as naked as the day he was born. Julia couldn’t keep herself from eyeing up Roland’s cock in awe.

It’s just a cock Julia, nothing worth eyeing up in awe over.

*giggles* “Your boomie’s as lively as the day we made fireworks.” Julia quipped, with Roland hopping onto the seat and inserting his member into the plastic joystick attached to the machine, as the peppy cheerleader hopped onto her seat and started clacking away at the keyboard. “Ok, the simulation’s ready Roly. You can put your glasses on.”

“Alright then.” Roland repled, as he placed the glasses over his face and drifted into the simulation for his first night of practice.

Since this is a Virtual Reality Simulation, this next scene will be read from Roland’s perspective. I hope you enjoy what’s coming up; remember if you don’t like it, you’re free to skip it.

I went on over to Aya’s room since she requested my presence for some reason. Lately she’s been kinda down for some reason, and I intended to find out what the problem was.

You’ve got to be kidding me! It’s an entire lemon in 1st person-perspective, solely for the purpose of getting the author off. Do they have any self-awareness whatsoever?!

I soon arrived outside her room and gently knocked on the door. “Aya, it’s me, Roland.” I called out to her.

“Roland?” she called out from in her room. “Are you alone?”

“Y-Yeah.” I replied, as she hopped off her bed and opened the door, gesturing for me to come in. As I did, she closed the door behind me and went back to her bed. “Is everything alright? You seem to be less cheerful than you usually are.”

“W-Well…” she began speaking nervously, scratching the back of her head. “I-I’ve been meaning to say this for some time now, b-but I wanna spend the night with you.”

Sorry Hardy, you’re shit out of luck this time.

“W-With me?!” I blurted, as she ran over to me and hugged me tightly.

“Yes Roland, you were always so kind to me; you make me feel so special whenever I’m feeling down.” Aya confessed, as I returned the hug and began stroking her hair gently. “Mmmmmmmm, your hands feel so nice and warm…” she sighed in content.

*gag* The amount of sappiness in this build up almost made me vomit.

“So is there anything in specific you want me to—“ I was about to say, until I was cut off by Aya’s lips colliding with mine, as she started to kiss me passionately, before I started to return the favour. She ended up breaking off the kiss after a few seconds, as she started to undress herself, the gears clicking in my head. “S-So you want us to—“

“Yes Roland, I want to have a most wonderful night with you…” she smiled, as she continued stripping herself down, until she was wearing nothing but a purple lace bra, and matching purple panties, showcasing her flawless figure. Her long, flowing purple hair shone brightly in the dim light, and her purple eyes sparkled as well. While her breasts were small-to average, around a size or two smaller than Julia’s, she made up for it with her slender legs and her plump backside. “H-How do I look?” Aya inquired, striking a pose.

I love how the author had he do a pose, as if he desperately wanted to emulate that pin-up poster he desperately wishes was real.

That being said, you’re lookin’ mighty fine, Aya.


“W-Wow…you look fantastic!” I complimented her, as my mind was racing out of control and my breathing began to quicken.

*giggle* “I figured you’d like it, and it seems that you’re not alone.” She giggled, pointing to my trousers as I noticed the bulge that was poking out from my pants. “Speaking of which, isn’t it time for you to show me what you’ve got?”

“S-Sorry!” I stammered, as I hastily began to remove my articles of clothing, until I was wearing nothing but my boxer shorts, making my bulge all the more obvious. Aya spent a minute or so eyeing me up, not that I had an issue with it.

I guess she really wanted to see the cock that puts the Dark Knight to shame.

“Not bad…you’re as handsome as you are kind.” Aya complimented my appearance, as she hopped up on top of my bed and gestured at me to join her, an offer I gladly accepted.

“S-So are you sure you want to do this?” I double checked with her just to be on the safe side.

“Of course silly, otherwise I wouldn’t have gone this far!” Aya giggled, as she wrapped her arms around me and began to kiss me passionately, as I kissed her back. Our tongues were soon intertwined with one another as the brush up against the other smoothly and sensually, as I began to massage Aya’s back with my hands, my lover moaning with every rub. My grip on her tightened up a bit, enough so that I can feel her body’s warmth, as she stopped the kiss to catch her breath, before picking up where we left off. The feeling of my lips colliding with hers was a cool, refreshing feeling, like taking a nice cold drink after running in a desert. However what I desired was her moans of bliss, and I needed to pleasure her in order for that to happen.

Watch yourself, you might get cock-burn if you hump your pillow too quickly.

My fingers started trembling as I began to unbuckle her bra slowly and surely, the tips of my fingers drenched with sweat from the exciting prospect. Though I struggled a few times, I persevered in the end and was rewarded with the sight of Aya’s perky breasts, her nipples reacting to the cold air in the room. I lowered my mouth to her right nipple and began suckling on it, as my right hand toyed with her left nipple, causing Aya to yelp in surprise as a wave of unimaginable pleasure rocked her slender body.

“R-Roland!” she moaned, covering her mouth with her hand so as to not make too much noise and risk getting caught.

Much like how the author fears getting caught by his parents. There’s no need to project your fears onto your fictional lover.

Aya soon began petting my head as a reminder to keep going at it, something I was more than happy to do. I decided to swap nipples; sucking the left nipple and tweaking the right nipple, as I cupped her left breast and began gently squeezing it, the soft flesh sending tingles down my spine. Aya continued to pant in bliss as she used her right hand to dig under her panties and finger her moist pussy, pre-cum oozing from her delicate flower. I continued to suckle on her nipples, alternating between the two every few minutes, until she rested her hand on my head, indicating for me to stop.
“Is something the matter?” I asked, as she gestured for me to lay down on the bed, which I did.

“I figured it’s about time I returned the favour…” Aya purred, as she lowered my boxers and exposed my pulsating organ to the world, as it throbbed in the cold air. She grasped it gently with her right hand, as she started stroking the spicy meat in her hand, causing me to moan in bliss.

Bliss this, bliss that. You’re almost just as bad as Dragon—hey wait a minute!

Aya then proceeded to cup my testicles in her left hand, playing with them ruthlessly yet sensually as she started to pick up some speed in regards to her stroking. I was taken aback by her two-front assault and moaned loudly, pleasure coursing through my body. However it seems Aya wasn’t done yet; after a few minutes she inserted my cock into her mouth and began sucking on it, her right hand readjusting itself before she resumed jerking me off.

“A-Aya! This feels amazing!” I cried out in bliss, as she looked up at me and lovingly winked at me. Soon enough, I was struck by another wave of pleasure that was even greater than the last one, as she started sliding her tongue up and down my member, her cold-to-the-touch tongue stud brushing up against the underside of my shaft. “M-My goodness! This is indescribably wondrous!”

Is that an actual thing? Do tongue studs make cock-sucking that much better? I don’t exactly trust this author to give me a genuine answer.

*giggles* “I’m glad you like it!” Aya stopped briefly to reply to my comment, before she resumed her sucking. I started caressing her smooth back once more, as Aya picked up the pace on her sucking, to the point where I was worried that she’d suck my insides out through my cock. And soon enough, my body was struck by a tingling sensation, indicating that I was on the edge.

“A-Aya…I-I’m about to—“ I began to speak, my body resisting as hard as it can to prevent myself from releasing. Aya picked up on what was going on and took my cock out of her mouth, before she decided to tease me in a devious way. She started licking my cockhead with the tip of her tongue, making sure that her tongue stud makes contact with my tip to maximise the teasing.

How devious…

I started squirming in a weird cacophony of pain and pleasure as my body was doing everything it can to unleash her sticky present, as Aya relished in the face that she had me under her control for the moment. Eventually my body couldn’t hold it in any longer, as a massive blast of Joker’s cream shot out of my cock and got all over Aya’s face and tongue, surprising the young woman.

Joker’s cream, Batman’s favorite topping on his cereal.

“Sorry about that…” I meekly apologised as she wiped away my semen with a few tissues.

“Eh, it was bound to happen sooner or later.” Aya commented, as she laid back down on the bed to relax, as a devious plan formed in my mind. I crawled on the bed for a bit until my face was near her damp panties, as I effortlessly lowered them and began licking her moist lips, catching Aya off guard as she started moaning cutely.

“Oh my…” was all she could say as my tongue began exploring her nether regions, which had a small tuft of purple hair. I then began to rub her aroused clit with my fingers as my tongue burrowed deeper and deeper into her wet snatch, causing Aya to yelp loudly in bliss.

Well at least this author isn’t someone who fetishizes shaved pubic regions, unlike a certain author that I will not name.

“Ahhhh, did I rub up against your special spot? It’ll be a shame if I did it again.” I purred sensually in her ear, causing Aya to shudder in bliss as I went back to her pussy and started probing it with my fingers, burrowing in until I found what could be her G-spot. Aya grasped the sides of her bed tightly as I started licking her clit while my fingers did their job fondling her G-spot, the dual strike giving her immense amounts of pleasure. It was then that another idea popped into my mind, and I used my free hand to tease her sensitive asshole, causing her to yelp in surprise.

“R-Roland…I-I don’t think I can take much more of this!” Aya moaned, the three-way assault pushing her closer to the edge.

“Then do it, let it all out!” I replied, as my fingering and licking intensified even further. Within a minute, Aya moaned loudly, as she came all over my face, coating me in her love juices, some of which inadvertently dribbled down my throat. Aya’s sweet love tasted rather interesting; a mixture of honey and maple syrup.

Thank you for telling us what Aya’s spunk tasted like, I really needed to know that…

“Interesting…” I commented on the taste, as Aya rolled onto her side.

“Ready for the main course, my love?” She purred, beckoning me to join her. I crawled up to her and got on my side, as I gently inserted my rock hard tool into her moist pussy. Aya took a hold of my cock to readjust it a bit before letting it go and resting her hand on her leg. “Ok, that should do it. I’m ready Roland!”

“Alright then.” I replied, as I began thrusting my dick in and out of her, sending waves of pleasure through Aya’s body as I too was feeling a most wondrous sensation. I brought her closer to me so that we can feel each other’s warmth, a sentiment that she greatly appreciated, as I began rubbing her smooth belly with my hand.

“Oh Roland, you know how to make a woman feel special…” Aya cooed in bliss as I began kissing her neck.

As sappy as this dialogue is, I’ll take it over stock statements such as “so big” and “so tight”.

“I’d do anything to make a woman feel good, and I mean anything.” I purred in response, as I started licking her neck in addition to my kissing. “Shall I go faster?”

“G-Go for it.” Aya gave the all clear, as I started to thrust my cock in and out of her pussy faster, causing Aya’s moans of bliss to increase in volume. From the angle I had, I could see the thin trails of drool that pooled out of Aya’s mouth, a sign that she was lost in her own little world of pleasure. Not that I had any right to judge as I too had some drool dribbling from my mouth.

Now that’s just plain wrong; show some damn composure while you’re fucking your pillow.

“O-Oh my, I don’t think I can last any longer!” She whimpered in bliss.

“M-Me too!” I cried out, as I started thrusting a little harder so the both of us can get the climax that we both deserve. Our bodies started shaking as we tried in vain to postpone our orgasm to get more pleasure out of the night, but it was a vain attempt to delay the inevitable.

“I-I’m about to cum!” Aya announced, as her body started shivering in a state of bliss. “R-ROLAND!!”

“Ah…Ahhhh…AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” I roared out loud,

You can tell they love each other based on how they bellowed each other’s name; a common tactic employed by horny authors.

having reached my breaking point as the both of us came at the same time, staining the sheets with our fish paste. Aya turned around and snuggled up to my chest as I hugged her tightly.

Ok, what the heck is fish paste? Let me search it up and see what pops up.

“Fish paste is fish which has been chemically broken down by a fermentation process until it reaches the consistency of a soft creamy purée or paste.”


How erotic…


“Thanks for tonight Roland. I’ll never forget this…” Aya thanked me, as she drifted asleep in my arms, as I soon followed shortly afterwards.

The Virtual Reality Simulation/lemon is over

“Woah…” Roland gasped, as he got up off the chair and placed the now soiled Joydick down. “That felt just like the real thing.”

And thank goodness that’s over. I honestly don’t know how many of these simulations the author would write before getting down to business with his waifu.

“See? I told you I was amazing!” Julia grinned to herself, as the results flashed up onto the TV screen. “Hmmmm…Roland, can you come here for a minute?”

“Sure thing.” The blonde man replied, as he finished getting dressed. “What’d ya want me to see?”

“It seems that your penetration is spot on, and your foreplay is remarkable. However your dirty talk needs some improvement. It’s too safe and not arousing enough; you’ve got to bring out the big guns if you want to impress Serra.” Julia informed him.

Please don’t bring up dirty talk; I don’t want to know what food condiments the author thinks would substitute for dirty talk.

“I should have another simulation ready within a week or two.

“Alright then, I’ll work on my dirty talk. Thanks for tonight Julia, I’ll be head—” Roland began, before he was caught off guard by Aya peeking her head through the door.

“Did you call me Roland? I was busy watching TV with Hardy, so I‘d appreciate it if you say it quickly.” Aya said, wearing her favorite purple nightie that reached the bottom of her knees.

“M-My bad. I was helping Julia shift some things when I stubbed my toe against the table leg. I must’ve cried out your name in pain by mistake; sorry about that.” Roland came up with an excuse, as Julia caught onto it and nodded to support his claim. Aya stared at him for a few seconds, before she accepted the answer.

Evidently, she only believed it so she can leave this chapter as soon as possible.

“It’s ok. Just be careful next time.” Aya replied, as she closed the door and went back to her business with Hardy, as Julia and Roland sighed a collective sigh of relief.

“Phew…that was a close one. Slick trick you pulled Roly!” Julia quipped.

“Yeah, it was a spur of the moment thing.” Roland replied. “Anyway, I better head back to my room. Night Julia.”

“Night Roly!” Julia called out, as the young man left the room, leaving her to clean up the mess.

What a great chapter; both in terms of plot, and in terms of the lemon. When it comes to Aya, I find her to be quite cute, but Serra’s still number one for me. Anyway, the next chapter will have a duel, but it will be a special one as it will have a crossover that’s never been attempted before to my knowledge. So stick around to be amazed by the revolutionary Chapter 21!

Well that’s this chapter over and done with, the author promising that the next chapter will be revolutionary, as he chooses to put it. Knowing them, it’ll be more stupid, than revolutionary. That said, have a happy new year everyone, cause that’s when I’ll be seeing you next.

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community:
Ame (W.I.A)
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin stolen)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Perche
Ami
Ulala

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Gaston

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Shesha
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama
Big Smoke

The Traitors:
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake
Cal
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Ren
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius
Redi
Sam
Elia
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)

The Waifu Army:
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT (P.O.W)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
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A quote from Andrew himself

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:43 pm

My apologies for the long delay, but the start of the New Year has been quite hectic for me. That said, we can get back to the plot now that the author has sated his lust for fangame characters. But we’re in for a treat because oh boy, this chapter is something special.

Welcome to the most daring chapter of my fic, where I shall introduce the wonderful world of Zero Escape to my fanfiction. Having played the first two games via The Nonary Games package (999 and VLR) I figured they would be perfect additions to this already diverse universe that I created.

Oh, so that’s why this chapter’s revolutionary; it introduces a completely new franchise that has no connection to any of the other universes present in this bag of paint fumes.

Of the two games, I’d say that 999 was my favorite of the two, but I still enjoyed VLR (Am I the only one who had a childhood crush on Akane, or am I not alone in that case?)

Apparently, Rider of Black had a childhood crush on Akane? Well then, I hope he doesn’t mind if I call him Junpei, as I have a question I want to ask him.

So, Junpei, mind telling me what happened to you that made you go from “god, I want to bone Akane” to “god, I want to bone Serra”?


Anyway, enough stalling; it’s time to enter the chapter and experience a most thrilling ride!

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined, and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 20: 9 duels, 9 gears, 9 fists.

The author must be patting himself on the back for coming up with that clever title, given that this is the ninth duel in the fic so far.

Tokyo Bay: the next morning

It was a bright and sunny day in Tokyo, with the birds chirping as they flew in the air. Dozens of boats were arriving and leaving the docks of the large bay by the hour, be it for ferrying cargo around the world, or transporting passengers to and from Japan. From one of the large ships, a pair of siblings got off the boat, the younger of the two had an ecstatic look on her face.

“Yahoo! We’re finally in Tokyo! Oh I can’t wait to start our tour, Light!” the young girl cheered, as she and her brother had finished unloading their luggage from the boat. She had short, dark red hair that was done up into two pigtails and wore an outfit that consisted of a white button-up shirt with a plaid bowtie, a black and pink jacket worn over the shirt that had a couple of small pom-poms dangling down from it, a plaid skirt that was a bit on the short side, and high-heel shoes. Additionally there were a pair of woollen shin guards on her legs, and a pair of fluffy earmuffs over her ears.

Ah, Clover. The fan favorite character from the first game. She was so popular, that she made a re-appearance in the sequel, Virtues Last Reward…

We don’t talk about VLR Clover around here, and I’ll leave it at that.


“Now, now Clover. There’s no need to rush; after all it’s not like Tokyo’s going to leave anytime soon.” Her older brother replied. He had short silver hair that was slightly messy. His outfit consisted of a long red tie that hung from a white button-up shirt, and wore a fancy blue jacket over it. He also wore grey pants that had a yellow stripe going down the sides, and was topped off with black loafers. Based on the fact that his eyes were closed and he was somewhat close to his sister, it could be implied that he was blind.

And here’s everyone’s favorite blind boi, Light. A developer interview hinted that he might be gay, which could lead to a spicy romance with Cain. Of course, I don’t trust this author to write a lemon, given the shit he presented in the last chapter.

“But there’s so much I wanna see here; especially the tour for the Pokémon Reborn Studios!” Clover explained eagerly, the young girl being a diehard fan of Pokémon Reborn.

Oh, so it’s just Reborn then. Not Rejuvenation, not Desolation, not even Insurgence, just Reborn. Look, I know it was the game that popularised the “mature” Pokémon fangames, but don’t go pretending that the others are non-existent. Oh and we now know that she’s a good guy, because she likes the fangames.

“Well I haven’t played the games myself, but from what I’ve heard, I can definitely see the appeal, no pun intended.” Light chuckled at his own joke, as they picked up their luggage and began their holiday in Tokyo. The first thing they walked by was a small beach of sorts, where hundreds of people were relaxing for the day. “So tell me, Clover, what do you like the most in these games?”

“Oh, oh! Well there’s the fact that the game’s a lot harder than the Pokémon games that Nintendo releases. And the more mature story that is willing to take several risks to provide an entertaining experience. And the awesome cast of characters, including but not limited to Cain, Charlotte, Julia, and my personal favorite, Titania. And then there’s all the extra content in the game be it sidequests, challenges, or elaborate pathways to unlock more of the games backstory. And how can I forget the sister games that were created in Reborn’s honor; they’re all so amazing!” Clover gushed, listing off all the good aspects of Pokémon Reborn.

Good god! She couldn’t be more of a suck-up, had she gotten on her knees and blew Ame right there and now!

“I see, and are there any issues you have with the game?” Light inquired.

“Well…the early game’s a bit tedious to go through, but once you get around 3-4 badges, it’s smooth sailing from there on out.” Clover admitted. “It’s not perfect, but then again, nothing is in this world.”

Huh, another bit of legit criticism, coming from a fan this time. Well you know what they say about broken clocks and all that…

“So it seems that these games are far better than what the Divine Powers are making them out to be.” Light commented, as they stopped briefly to get a view of the nearby beach. “Speaking of which, what are your thoughts on them?”

“The Divine Powers? I believe that Nintendo hired them to make the fangames look bad.” Clover rested her hands on her hips. “However all that’s happening is that more and more people are playing Reborn, so that obviously backfired in their face.”

Well then, I wonder how much Nintendo is paying these ancient deities to shit-talk Pokémon fangames. From the look of things, they should’ve asked for a refund.

“That may be so, but we still have to watch our backs around them. From what I‘ve heard, they’re not afraid to use lethal force.” Light warned his sister, as the duo continued walking down the path. But unbeknownst to them, they were about to pass an SUV that had four figures spying on them. A quick glance revealed them to be the top executives of Cradle Pharmaceutical; the world’s most well-renowned medicinal drug manufacturers, and one ones who gave the world Soporil-Beta, the most effective and humane anaesthetic in the world. There was Cradle Pharmaceutical's CEO; Gentarou Hongou, the Chief of Staff; Nagisa Nijisaki, the head of Research and Development; Teruaki Kubota, and the majority shareowner; Kagechika Musashidou. The four men were busy surveying the area, as if they were looking for something, or someone.

And here we have the villains of this chapter, and the new punching bags the author ordered online. Much like everything else in this fic, it’s fucking stupid. While I can look past Hongou, and begrudgingly accept his presence, the other three make no sense whatsoever. Kubota (the Ninth Man) had very little dialogue and only served to show the other characters what happens if they break the rules of the Nonary Game. And the other two? Not only do they not get a single line of dialogue, but they end up dying before we even learn what their names are. Putting that aside, why the hell are four businessmen sitting in some random car near a beach?!

“Ahhh! Isn’t today just wonderful? Clear blue skies, the seaside wind. Why it feels like that we’re not working today.” Hongou sighed in bliss, taking a whiff of fresh air.

“Seems almost a shame to work on such a day, but we’ve got an obligation to fulfil.” Nijisaki commented, as he was soon distracted by the sound of loud crunching from the back of the car. “Can you keep that down?! Nobody wants to hear you gorging on food back there!”

“But these hot chips were cooked to perfection. To chew on them lightly would do the chef a major disservice.” Musashidou protested, as the heavy-set man continued to chow down on the chips, as the tall man sighed to himself in frustration.

You gotta love the massive amount of effort the author put into giving the two blank slates a “personality”. Nijisaki looks like a prick, so he may as well act like one. Musashidou is overweight, so he’s a gluttonous pig.

“G-Guys! I-I found something you may wanna check out!” Kubota alerted his co-workers, the bespectacled man pointing outside the window to his
right.

“Now what could be so fascina—“ Hongou began, as he soon became quiet when he spotted Clover and Light walking down the path. “Well, well, well. It seems that our targets decided to come to us. A little unsatisfying, but it makes things easier for us.”

So does this take place before the first Nonary Game, or am I going crazy?

“Th-That brat’s gonna pay for humiliating me back in Las Vegas!” Kubota stuttered, hastily unbuckling his seatbelt. “C-Come on everyone!”

“Now wait a damn minute, you’re not seriously thinking about just waltzing out there without a disguise?!” Nijisaki inquired incredulously. “If we’re gonna do this right, we gotta bring out the cloaks. Got them ready, everyone?”

“Y-Yeah, I got mine!” Musashidou replied, as the four men put their hooded cloaks on and got out of the SUV to stalk the young siblings. As Clover and Light walked through a nearby mall, the four executives continued to trail them, hiding behind bins, benches and walls whenever either one of the siblings turned around. However at one point, they slipped up and were subsequently spotted by Clover.

And the four calculating businessmen who orchestrated a deadly scientific experiment have been reduced to lobotomized cultists from a shitty horror film. And I thought the author loved the first game.

“B-Brother, who are those people stalking us?” Clover inquired, paranoia coursing through her body.

“They’re probably a bunch of tourists pulling some sort of prank against any tourist they come across, like those clowns we encountered during our trip to the U.S.” Light attempted to explain, though even he had a gut feeling that these figures weren’t up to any good. “C-Come on then, let’s leave the jokesters be.”

Well I don’t recall any trend where the locals dress up like cultists and stalk unsuspecting tourists.

“Ok then…” Clover replied, as the duo continued to walk through the mall. However the executives continued to stalk them and had managed to pick up some speed. By now, the siblings knew that something was up and started to run as fast as their legs could. The hooded figures started to sprint after them, as they weren’t willing to let the siblings go. A few minutes later, Clover and Light ducked into an alleyway, only for the figures to follow them down there. At this point, Clover had gotten tired of their relentless pursuit and confronted the sinister group.

“Can you losers just leave us alone already?! We’re not interested in whatever dumb prank you’re pulling!” Clover snapped at the figures, pointing dangerously at them.

“Now, now Clover, is that any way to talk to an old acquaintance?” the figure at the front stepped forward and lowered his hood, surprising the two siblings.

“A-Ace? What are you doing here?” Clover inquired, surprised by this revelation.

Meaning that this chapter takes place after the events of 999, which is fucking stupid when you consider that Hongou should be behind bars, and his associates should be dead, by HIS hand, nonetheless. We are now presented with some sort of paradoxical shit that could only come from the fevered mind of an author obsessed with fangame ass!

“Hahaha, still calling me by my old codename? I suppose I should tell you my name then; I am Gentarou Hongou, CEO of Cradle Pharmaceutical. And these lovely gentlemen beside me are my co-workers; my Chief of Staff, Nagisa Nijisaki, the head of Research and Development, Teruaki Kubota, and the majority shareowner, Kagechika Musashidou.” Hongou introduced himself and his co-workers, as they lowered their hoods.

“I-I still haven’t forgotten the humiliating defeat you handed me back then!” Kubota stuttered, pointing at Clover.

“Oh come on now, are you still upset over that duel? From what Clover told me, your deck was poorly constructed, and relied on combos that could be easily disrupted.” Light commented, folding his arms across his chest. “That day should’ve taught you a valuable lesson; you aren’t guaranteed a victory just because your deck is full of rare cards.”

Right, I’m sure there was plenty of time to play card games while playing the Nonary Game.

“W-W-Whaaaaattt?! B-But how could that be the case when so many tournament decks utilise tons of rare cards?!” Kubota stammered, his mind unable to comprehend what he just heard.

“These rare cards only became valuable once they managed to secure several victories for their owners, however that is a topic for another time.” Nijisaki scoffed. “You two, we’ve got something you would find most fascinating.”

“Oh really? Is it that interesting that you resorted to stalking us like a bunch of horror movie rejects?” Clover questioned their deal, eyeing them up suspiciously.

Hey, I’m the only one who gets to throw insults at the characters here. Don’t take my job from me!

“It may take a while to convince you, but I’m sure you’ll agree to our proposal in the end.” Hongou began, clearing up his throat. “How would you two like to attain salvation?”

“Salvation?” Light inquired, somewhat curious about the statement.

“Yes, salvation; the Divine Powers shall lead us all into salvation, and I’m offering you two a place in Krishna’s new universe.” Hongou boldly declared, raising his arms high in the air.

If their sales pitch involved stalking random people, then no wonder they aren’t having much success with their recruitment drives.

“Oh great, you joined up with those loonies.” Clover sighed in annoyance. “What’s the matter, is running a successful company not paying the bills, so you start attacking some of the best games ever released?”

I don’t know if they’re “the best games ever released.” I mean Danganronpa is sitting right there, you know, and it qualifies for best game ever.

“Pffft, you foolish little girl. Humanities salvation is far more valuable than a bunch of video games.” Nijisaki sneered at her

Try telling that to all the loonies who make hour long debates over the importance of representation.

“Prove it then. Tell me why I’m a fool for playing Pokémon Reborn, and convince me to join your side.” Clover retorted in a passive-aggressive manner.

“Very well then, I shall do the talking. The Divine Powers have expressed their desire to free humanity from the prisons of flesh constructed by the Creator God, as a means of oppressing us. By ferrying us to the new universe, we’ll be liberated from YHVH’s tyranny and flourish under the watchful eye of the Divine Powers.” Hongou explained. “In my case, I’ll finally be able to see faces after years of unrelenting agony.”

“’You’ll finally be able to see faces’? By any chance, do you suffer from prosopagnosia?” Light inquired.

“Yes, I do suffer from prosopagnosia…” Hongou answered sadly, sighing to himself.

Ah yes, the plot point which essentially kickstarted the events of the first game. Hold on, if Krishna promised you the gift to see faces again, then why orchestrate the first Nonary Game to begin with?!

“But in the new universe, I’ll be free from that crippling set of shackles.”

“Indeed, I’ll be able to eat as much as I want without the risk of getting diabetes.” Musashidou grinned a toothy grin.

“Which reminds me; you’re blind, aren’t you?” Nijisaki questioned Light.

“That is correct.” Light confirmed the executive’s suspicions. “Why did you ask though?”

“Here’s the deal; by joining the Divine Powers now, you’ll be able to see again once you enter the new universe. Imagine, being able to see your children as they grow up, or even seeing your sisters children grow up. There are people out there who would pay millions just to be able to see again, and here we are, offering you that chance for free. So what do you reckon; will you stand by our side as we make history?” Nijisaki offered Light a most tempting deal.

Eh, throw in a funny hat and I’ll take it.

“B-Brother, are you really going to side with them?” Clover inquired, as she noticed that her brother was deep in thought. As a blind man, it was easy to see the appealing aspects of the deal, however he had to let logic dictate his choice.

“As tempting as your offer is, I’ll have to pass on it.” Light replied calmly, with Clover sighing in relief.

“A-Are you an idiot?! W-Why would you not want your sight restored?!” Kubota exclaimed, shocked by what he heard.

“To put it simply, I’ve lived most of my life without being able to see, and I can easily take care of myself. Need I remind you that I was blessed with amazing hearing?” Light explained his case. “Besides, how can I be sure that Krishna would uphold his end of the bargain?”

Well he’s not wrong; after all, Hongou still can’t see faces, making this the second worst business decision he ever made.

“Krishna would never lie to his followers; it was one of the very first things he said in his dramatic speech all those days ago.” Hongou replied. “What would Krishna gain by lying to his followers? Nothing, that’s what.”

“You raise a point in that Krishna wouldn’t gain anything by lying to his followers, but asking them to willingly offer their souls to Shesha with the promise of salvation dangling on the ceiling is a pretty tall order. Furthermore, how can we be sure that the Divine Powers won’t go mad with power like YHVH, and start oppressing us?” Light questioned the group, making his intentions clear. Hongou sighed to himself, not in anger or sadness; in fact it was as if he knew what Light’s answer would be all along.

“I see I won’t be able to convince you to join us. Unfortunately this doesn’t give us much of a choice…” the middle-aged man began, gesturing for Kubota to step forward, the bespectacled man bringing out a knife.

“Y-You better destroy those fangames you have and come with us! O-Or else I’ll cut your throats!” Kubota demanded, waving the knife right in front of them.

Wow, what a debate that was. The worst part about it is that it’s the closest we’ve gotten to a legitimate argument about why the fangames are evil.

“Now, now, there’s no need to resort to violence.” Light attempted to defuse the situation, raising his hands to prove that he wasn’t threatening the man.

“S-Shut up! I don’t listen to those who would rather play fangames over helping humanity attain salvation!” Kubota snapped. “Now come with us, now!!”

It was at this stage that Clover unzipped her suitcase and brought out a woodcutters axe, the blade nice and sharp. “You wanna play that game? Then come take me on, bitch!” she retorted at Kubota, twirling the axe in her hands.

Oh that’s fair; she gets to lug an axe around, but I get thrown in jail for carrying a letter opener.

“Y-Y-You really wanna go that far?! I-I-I won’t hesitate to cut you!” Kubota started stammering, trying to put on a brave face but was intimidated by Clover’s powerful display.

“Great, now our company would have a reputation of being subdued by young girls…” Nijisaki muttered bitterly to himself.

“Perhaps I can salvage the situation.” Hongou began, as he dug into his coat pocket and pulled out a vintage, golden revolver (think of the one that was present in 999, and you’ve got an idea on what the weapon looks like.) and pulled the hammer, pointing it at the siblings. “Come with us, now.”

“W-Whoa!” Clover cried out in surprise, dropping the axe with Kubota kicking it away.

“Hahaha, it’s quite the beauty, isn’t it? One of the best guns that money could buy!” Musashidou hyped up the weapon.

Ah yes, the gun that couldn’t even kill the previously mentioned blind boi despite Hongou firing six shots into him. What a worthwhile purchase that was.

“Y-You can put the gun away now, there’s no need to get violent.” Light called out, intimidated by the powerful weapon.

“I was just about to say that, but you beat me to it…” Hongou chuckled, a sinister smirk appearing on his face. “I’ll be honest, we were sent here by Krishna to capture the two of you, as you were born with the ability to tap into the morphogenetic field. Krishna wishes to extract that power from you so that he can bestow it onto the rest of humanity. The thing is that it doesn’t matter to him if you’re alive or not when I bring you to him. I could kill you two and deliver your corpses to him, or I could capture the two of you and bring you to him, or you can come with us and attain salvation. The choice, is yours…”

The two siblings started whispering to each other, wondering what they should do, when they had arrived to a possible solution. “I’m sorry for keeping quiet about this earlier, but I happened to notice June walking by behind you, while you were going on about why you were tasked with capturing us.” Light calmly replied, as surprised expressions appeared on the men’s faces.

“W-Where?! Her powers are off the chart, and we need them badly!” Hongou exclaimed, as he and his associates turned around, giving the siblings a chance to escape.

This is fucking stupid; Clover and Light pulled the oldest trick in the book, and these chumps bought it like the drooling mouth-breathers the author turned them into. That said, if these chucklefucks desperately wanted June/Akane, then why not go after her instead of wasting time on these two?!

“I don’t see her in the area. He must’ve been ly—” Nijisaki began, as he turned around and noticed that they disappeared. “W-Where did they go?!”

“There, over there! They’re getting away!” Kubota called out, pointing at the fleeing figures.

“Get back here! Don’t you dare run away from us! I’ll get you!” Hongou ranted at them, waving his gun in the air frantically.

Just shoot the bastards! You yourself said that you didn’t need them alive; why must everyone act stupid for the sake of progressing this lame-ass plot?

“Let’s get them!” he called out to his associates, as they started running after them. The siblings had made a considerable head start from the area, but it was being closed by the second.

“Shit, they’re after us!” Clover called out. “Come on bro, we gotta run faster.”

“R-Right!” Light replied, as he started running as fast as he could. Even though he was pretty fit for a blind person, it was still a hefty feat to outrun four middle-aged men. Nevertheless, they put all their energy into escaping their pursuers, as they continued to run down the sidewalk.

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*Slurp* “Ahhhhhh! That’s feels so good!” Astolfo grinned, as he was relaxing alongside Cain and Adrienn after an intense day of shopping, drinking some Coca Cola with them.

Oh, good to see that they were having fun while I had to sit through that half-digested Zero Escape nonsense.

“I gotta say Cain, this is a nice little place you got.”

“Yeah, I was planning on turning it into a little café where people can trade and battle each other while playing Reborn and the other games, but then Krishna decided to be a party pooper and ruin things for us.” Cain smiled. “I haven’t given up hope on my little shop yet; I know it’ll be a major success.”

“Well I’m more than willing to lend you a hand in getting things ready for your store’s grand opening.” Adrienn offered, as xey started to play with xyr straw. “In any case, I’d say that today was a major success.”

“Yeah, it was loads of fun, and we got to know each other a lot more.” Astolfo smiled, as a perverse grin soon took over his face. “I gotta say Adrienn, I still can’t get over how nice and juicy your ass is…”

And I was just getting invested in that conversation about Cain’s shop. But you just had to go ruin it with your lust for ass, Astolfo.

“O-Oh my…” Adrienn stammered, a fierce blush appearing on xyr face. After all, Astolfo was telling the truth; Adrienn was blessed with a very plump backside that was soft to the touch. Naturally, the skinny jeans that xey were wearing only made their backside all the more delectable.

Look, I don’t care how many times you’ve whacked it to Adrienn and their ass, but would it hurt you to keep it to yourself?!

“T-Thanks for the compliment.”

“Adrienn’s not the only one with a cute butt; you’re packing something rather nice Astolfo.” Cain commented, pointing to Astolfo’s delicious bubble butt.

“You’ve got a good set of eyes on you Cain.” Astolfo smirked, gently patting his ass. “Who would you say has the better ass; I or Adrienn?”

“Oh boy…” Cain replied, unsure on how to answer the question. He thought that the both of them had equally fantastic asses, and couldn’t chose one over the other, however he thought of a cunning plan to save his hide. “Honestly, I feel I have the cutest ass.”

And I would have to say that you’re all wrong. Scarlett has the cutest ass of all time, and I won’t hear otherwise.

“True, you do have an amazing ass.” Adrienn admitted, taking a quick sip from their drink.

“I agree; I would’ve praised your cute butt earlier, but I was distracted by Adrienn’s amazing ass!” Astolfo grinned, as the trio chuckled among each other, before they were soon interrupted by a young couple barging in the store.

“P-Please let us stay here for the moment!” Clover pleaded to the trio. “They won’t stop chasing us.”

Thank you for breaking up their ass-chat, Clover.

“W-Wait, who’s chasing you two?” Adrienn inquired.

“We’ll tell you once the coast is clear.” Light inquired, as the duo spotted an empty cupboard and proceeded to hide in it. “If a group of middle-aged men ask where we are, don’t tell them that we’re here, ok?”

“Ok then, cute stuff.” Cain replied playfully, as Light closed the cupboard door. “Wonder what that was about…”

All of a sudden, they were surprised to see a group of older men enter the room and eye up the area as if they were searching for something, or someone. “Ah, good day to you all. By any chance, did a pair of siblings enter this place?” Hongou inquired.

Odd. I thought they were here to catch a glance at Adrienn’s ass, if the author is to be believed.

Astolfo was about to answer his question, but then he recalled their request to not have their presence known to the older men. “No they haven’t. We’re the only ones here.”

“I see. Sorry for wasting your time then.” Hongou apologised, gesturing at his associates to vacate the premises. As the group left the building, the cupboard door slowly opened as the siblings stepped out of it.

“Our sincerest thanks for keeping quiet about our presence here.” Light thanked the trio, as Clover’s eyes sparkled in awe.

“I-Is that Cain and Adrienn?!” She exclaimed in surprise, before she squeed in joy. “Oh my god, I can’t believe this is happening!”

“Looks like someone’s eager to see us.” Cain chuckled lightly, as Clover went up to him.

“M-May I have your autograph…?” she requested, handing him her pen and notepad.

Watch out Sothe, you’ve got some competition over here.

“Sure thing; Cain and I are happy to fulfil your request.” Adrienn smiled, as xe and Cain took turns signing the notepad. “By the way, what’s your name?”

“It’s Clover, and my big brother’s name is Light.” Clover introduced herself, with the fangame staff completing their autograph before handing it over to her. “Yay! Thank you so much!”

“Not a problem, sweetheart.” Adrienn replied. “But who were those men that came in here looking for you?”

“High-ranking executives from a company known as Cradle Pharmaceutical. Their CEO, Gentarou Hongou wishes to capture us so that he and his cronies can access the morphogenetic field.” Light explained the situation. “He and his associates; Nagisa Nijisaki, Teruaki Kubota, and Kagechika Musashidou are working for the Divine Powers in bringing about salvation to humanity.”

“So these freaks are associated with Krishna and his pack of losers…” Astolfo commented lowly, as a dangerous look appeared in his eyes. “I guess that means I don’t have to hold back anymore…”

Exactly how many people are going to join this “I don’t have to hold back” club? I’m not saying it’s overcrowded, but I will recommend that they make some room in the near future.

“Hmmm…do you have a personal grudge against Krishna?” Light inquired, noticing the change in tone of Astolfo’s voice.

“Yes, those bastards have been trying to destroy the Pokémon fangames for no reason whatsoever, claiming that they oppose humanities salvation. But that’s just a lie that Krishna spins, to hide the fact that he despises the idea of playing as a woman.” Astolfo answered bitterly.

I’m sure Krishna’s too busy doing salvation things to bitch at women in gaming, like this confused author accuses him of doing.

“Well if it makes you feel any better, it doesn’t seem that Hongou or his men have any personal grievances with Pokémon Reborn.” Clover pointed out.

“That may be so, but that doesn’t excuse his decision to join an organisation hell bent on destroying the old universe, and creating one where they’re in supreme control.” Cain chimed in. “Not to mention their unending assault against our games.”

“Yeah, I still get nightmares about Ame and Alice getting attacked by Odin.” Adrienn added, as xey started shivering to xemselves upon recalling the painful memories.

“M-My god, are they ok?!” Light inquired, a concerned expression on his face.

“They recovered quicker than we expected; kinda odd that they didn’t suffer any permanent damage or scarring, but that’s how the cookie crumbled this time.”

“They’re fine now, but the incident shook us to the core. After all, if they can appear at our base out of the blue and attack us, what’s stopping them from launching a sneak attack while we’re sleeping?” Cain answered, raising his own question.

“They won’t launch a sneak attack, because we’ll put a boot up their ass before they can get the chance!” Astolfo declared boldly, raising his sword in the air. “That said, we should head back to base to inform Ame of this latest development.”

“B-Base, you mean the Pokémon Fangame Headquarters?! M-May we come with you, just to take a tour?” Clover requested, her hands clenched tightly together.

What an ingenious idea; make up some shit about their enemies and get a free tour in compensation. I’ll remember that the next time I wanna go to Universal Studios.

“Sure. After all, you were the ones who found out about Hongou’s plans. Filling in the report would be easier of the both of you were there with us.” Adrienn informed them, as a large grin appeared on Clover’s face.

“Hooray! I get to take a tour of the Fangame Headquarters!” she cheered enthusiastically, jumping up in the air. “That’s one item on the checklist that’s ticked off.”

“Hahaha, I’m sure we’ll have a great time there, once we’ve finished helping them fill out the report.” Light chuckled lightly.

“Indeed, It’ll be an honor to show a cute young man like yourself around the place.” Cain purred playfully, attracting Light’s attention.

“It seems that you’re quite interested in me; shall I show you a few things in private once we get the chance?” Light replied.

“Oh my! Now you’ve got me all excited!” Cain smirked playfully. “This is gonna be great.”

With all the ass talk and flirting in this chapter, I don’t think the author’s lust has been sated yet. Perhaps someone show send the guy some spank material to calm his nerves.

“Well what are we waiting for? Let’s get going already.” Clover commented enthusiastically, exiting the building with the others following right behind her.

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The group began walking back to headquarters, as they engaged in small talk with each other. “So what do you do there when you’re not making new games?” Clover inquired.

“For the most part, we just hang out and have fun with each other. However, we’ve been busy fighting off the Divine Powers ever since they declared war against us.” Adrienn answered. “I wish they would leave us alone, but that doesn’t seem likely to happen soon.”

“They’re persistent, I’ll give them that.” Cain admitted, scratching his chin. “But we’ve got the clear advantage, especially with powerhouses like Saphira on our side.”

All of a sudden, a group of figures in hooded cloaks jumped out of the alleyway and confronted the heroes, gazing ominously at them from behind their hoods.

Boy, I wish the alleyways in my area regurgitated random thugs to annoy me.

“Oh come now, that trick won’t work on us a second time.” Light dryly retorted, crossing his arms.

“Very well then, I guess that means we’ll have to settle this some other way…” the head figure replied, as the figures lowered their hoods, revealing themselves to be Hongou and his associates.

“Well, well, well; if it isn’t Dong-ou, Niji-sucky, Poo-bota and Wuss-ashidou.” Astolfo mocked them, glaring at them as the other heroes started laughing hysterically at the joke.

Ok, this is gonna be a trip down memory road, cause this shit is painful.

As some of you may know, I hate—no, despise Corpse Party: Hysteric Birthday. It is the most unfunny shit I have ever seen in my damn life. Now, if I told you that the jokes in this fic have me pining for that game, do you now understand just how unfunny this author is?!


“Such hostility, and we went out of our way to go for the peaceful option.” Nijisaki replied whimsically, shrugging his shoulders. “But I guess that supports my belief that only a manchild would get so pissy over their favorite games getting criticised.”

“Criticised?! Our “critics” are actively working to destroy the fruits of our labor, even going as far as to kill our co-workers! Don’t you dare pull that trick, you lying swine!” Adrienn growled in anger, something that was very rare for the usually calm gym leader.

“Lies, if anyone’s lying, it’s you lot! I’ve studied the games and discovered hidden propaganda messages in the writing. You’re trying to indoctrinate children into your army to destroy society itself! Such villainy cannot go unchecked!” Kubota interjected, revealing a big bombshell, only for Clover to start laughing. “W-What’s so funny, you brat?!”

The fact that the author is using the decomposing corpse of some nobody as his momentary punching-bag.

“I was just laughing over your stupidity, if that’s what you felt the writing was trying to say. Yes, there are some lines that imply that the government should be overthrown, but here’s the thing, that’s just one way those lines could be read. What I got from them is that if the government is oppressing you, then you shouldn’t just give up and suffer in silence.” Clover replied sweetly, as Kubota grit his teeth in frustration.

“Now, now Kubota. Perhaps it’s time to reveal the truth to them.” Hongou reassured the bespectacled man.

“The truth?! B-But wouldn’t that ruin us?!” Musashidou commented, a few drops of sweat falling down his forehead.

“If we play our cards right, then we’ll be safe, and so far we’ve done all the right plays.” Hongou replied, before turning to face the heroes. “How long do you think the Divine Powers have been around?”

“Uhhh…a couple weeks?” Astolfo answered.

“Wrong, they’ve been around for over 50 years.

Are you fucking kidding, they’ve been around for over 50 YEARS, yet their great plan started what, two or so weeks ago? What the hell were they doing for the other 49 years, mindlessly scratch their ass while writing scathing comments on the Pokémon Reborn forums?!

In fact, I joined the Divine Powers around ten years ago, when Krishna came into my office and offered me a way to cure my prosopagnosia. Naturally, I agreed to the offer, which was when Krishna gave me his first request; to research the morphogenetic field and find a way to utilise it for his own purposes.” Hongou revealed this dark secret of his.

“10 years ago? The morphogenetic field? D-Does that mean…” Light began to reply, an uncomfortable gut feeling rising up inside him.

“Yes, the allegiance Cradle Pharmaceutical had with the Divine Powers is what lead to the creation of the Nonary Game.” Hongou confirmed his suspicions, as horrified looks appeared on Light and Clover’s faces.

What a way to shoehorn the events of the first Zero Escape into the story; have some deity waltz into Hongou’s office and makes a deal with the guy to research the morphogenetic field for reasons, I guess. I’m beginning to seriously question your love for the games, Junpei.

“Seriously?! That has to be some sick joke you’re pulling!” Clover tried to deny the truth she just heard.

“N-Nonary Game, what on earth is a Nonary Game?” Cain inquired, confused expressions appearing on his, Adrienn and Astolfo’s faces.

“Ah yes, the Nonary Game. Cradle Pharmaceutical’s second-greatest achievement. Basically, it was an experiment where 18 kids were split up into two groups of nine, depending on whether they can transmit, or receive information from the morphogenetic field. The transmitters were placed in a warehouse where they had to solve several puzzles and transmit the answers to the receivers, who were trying to escape a sinking cruise liner that we owned. Despite the receivers coming close to death several times, everyone managed to survive the incident. The data on the morphogenetic field we received was phenomenal, and we also found a rare plant that lead to the creation of Soporil-Beta, our flagship product.” Nijisaki explained in great detail. “Some may consider our experiment inhumane, but it’s a greater benefit to humanity than a bunch of poorly-made fangames.”

“Hey fuck you, shithead! How dare you insult the fangames that my friends poured their heart and soul into!” Astolfo hissed viciously at the tall man.

Nijisaki: “I worked on an experiment that almost got several young children killed.”

Astolfo: “Eh, no biggie.”

Nijisaki: “By the way, Pokémon Reborn sucks.”

Astolfo: “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!”

It’s descending into parody at this point.


“Why should I show respect to a bunch of thieves who stole Nintendo’s assets, just to make a quick buck?” Nijisaki scoffed.

“W-We didn’t steal them! They were in free domain, meaning anyone can use them so long as they give credit to their creator. And as for the monetary gain, well that’s a load of baloney that Krishna fed you.” Adrienn corrected them.

What company would let people use their assets and property freely, yet attempt to destroy any piece of media that uses said assets? Oh, and their not making any money off the game; in that case, how are they a video game studio then?!

“That may be the case, but as someone who has a few shares from Nintendo, it’s important that I keep my investment safe.” Musashidou argued.

“Oh I get it, you want to destroy my friend’s pride and joy so your “investment” is safe.” Astolfo mocked the heavyset man. “What a greedy sack of shit you are; valuing money over the hopes and dreams of an independent game studio.”

Yes, it’s clearly the fault of the guy who wants to ensure that his investment is safe and secure, that the massive corporation is stamping out all fangames. What a simpleton.

“Yeah, if Nintendo really wants my money so badly, then they should add some major improvements to their Pokémon games.” Clover chimed in, smiling smugly at the villainous executives. Cain however, had an unanswered question.

Author, are you even a fan of Pokémon, specifically the games that don’t have your waifus in them? Because this fic is telling me otherwise.

“Excuse me, but how many times has this Nonary Game been played?” The young man answered.

“Twice; the one that we organised ten years ago, and the one that we got caught up in, just last year.” Kubota answered. “But the less said about that one, the better.”

“Oh really, what happened there that was so bad that you can’t speak about it?” Cain inquired, before he made an exaggerated gasp. “Oh I know, you had to play Pokémon Reborn, didn’t you? Is that why you hate it so much?”

Yeah, I wanna know what the hell happened in the second game, if all the Cradle Pharmaceutical dudes were able to get out alive. Must’ve been some crazy shit.

“S-Shut up! I don’t wanna talk about it. I-It gives me nightmares every time I think about it!” Kubota snapped at the young man.

“That incident is quite the fascinating tale, but we’ll have to save it for another time…” Hongou added, before staring directly at the heroes. “Now come with me, all of you. I will not ask this again.”

“You could ask us a thousand times, and the answer will still be a resounding no.” Light replied, only for Hongou to smirk dangerously at them.

“Very well, you leave me with no choice.” the middle-aged man retorted, as he brought out a duel disk and activated it. “Prepare to get swept by my A-grade deck!”

Looks like the gun fell into a plot hole, solely for the sake of getting the characters to play card games.

“If it’s a duel you want, than it’s a—“ Astolfo began, only for Clover to raise her hand.

“I can handle this guy; you just sit here and watch like the fine young man you are.” She smiled, unzipping her suitcase and brought out her own duel disk. “Ready to play cards, Hongou?”

“W-Watch out! S-She defeated me back in Vegas with her powerful monsters!” Kubota warned his superior.

“Oh please, Hongou’s deck will run circles around her.” Nijisaki replied, as he was distracted by the sounds of crunching from behind. “Can you not go an hour without stuffing yourself?!”

“What? I need some good food to go with my entertainment.” Musashidou commented, snacking on his hot chips once more.

“I-It’s the only personality the author gave me!”

“A-Are you sure you want to go through with this? I don’t want you to lose.” Astolfo commented, showing concern for the young lady.

“Hmmm, and what’s the worst that’ll happen if Clover were to lose?” Light inquired.

“S-She’ll get her soul sucked out by that repugnant Shesha!” Adrienn exclaimed, only for Hongou to raise his hand is his defense.

“That may be the case for every other duel that Krishna organises, but not this one. Both of us will keep our souls regardless of the outcome.” Hongou eased Adrienn’s concerns.

Why? Why has Shesha been put on hold for this ONE duel?! Is it because it’s getting scolded for not eating the heroes back in Chapter 14?

“Oh…well that makes things slightly better.” Cain admitted.

“That aside, I assume there will be no more interruptions?” Hongou inquired.

“Yep, it seems that we’re all good for now.” Clover replied, a confident smiled on her face. “In that case…”

“Let’s duel!” both duelists declared, drawing their opening hand.

As this chapter is quite lengthy, I’ll split it up into two posts. I deeply apologise for the delay, as I had been drained of energy as a result of the heatwave that’s going on in my country. I’ll get the second half posted soon enough. Oh and Happy New Years, everyone!
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
A quote from Project AFTER
Gorillagram only gets sexual stimulation from playing Pokemon Reborn and its derivatives.
A quote from Andrew himself

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