Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:33 am

@ConcernedGamer: This whole fic is a series of convenient occurrences, with that chapter being the pinnacle of convenience, especially when the enemies lost all their intelligence the moment the heroes were meant to escape the place. I can’t blame you for feeling insulted over all the nonsensical franchises crammed into this fic. One thing I will point out is that the Dio in this fic isn’t the one from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, rather he’s the Dio from Zero Escape: Virtue’s Last Reward.

If you thought the last chapter was ridiculous, you haven’t seen anything yet. No joke, my lungs were in agony from all the laughing I did at the absurd shit that was crammed into this. It almost feel’s wrong to mock this chapter since it’s that funny, but I gotta do what I gotta do.


Since it’s been a while since I’ve wrote on, I figured that a lemon would do nicely. Yes, this chapter will have a lemon in it, to spice up the intense combat in the chapter, and it’ll feature a Metal Slug girl. Who will be the lucky lady? Stay tuned and find out the answer in this thrilling chapter.

I see that Junpei finally gave in to the Waifu Army’s demands, or whatever they were called.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Warning: There will be a lemon in this chapter

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 35: Heated Romance

I remember reading a Pokémon fic with that exact title; it had Ash Ketchum become Snoop Dogg within a few chapters, and no, I’m not kidding.

Divine Conspiracy Headquarters: ???

The elite lieutenants of the Divine Conspiracy were busy celebrating in their hideout; a massive castle situated near the peak of Mt. Fuji. Word of their successful raid on SOL Technologies has spread like wildfire, causing several more notable people of the world to join their ranks while casting a lot of criticism towards the Divine Powers.

‘They committed an act of terrorism that lead to the deaths of innocent civilians. Sounds like the type of people I want to hang out with.’

Additionally, the Gotham supervillains were so impressed with Tressa’s cunning strategy, that they pledged their services to the merchant queen. Though she was a little displeased about missing out on Kymmi, as well as the supposed loss of Dio, Tressa decided that it can wait another time, and began plotting on what to do next, following the mass shutdown of LINK VRAINS.

I’d question why she doesn’t give a shit about Dio, but then I remembered that she can just buy more villains from other franchises. Oh and what about the Devil’s Hand commanders that perished that day, does she not care about them at all? Eh, I can sympathize with her there.

In the small room, a few of the lieutenants were busy checking out a pornographic magazine that had just been released, something which mystified the agents.

“I turn my back for one moment and all of a sudden, I see this sitting right in front of the magazine rack. As a top-notch thief, it takes a special kind of person to have this thing slip by my sight.” Therion commented, biting into an apple while reading the magazine, which depicted an image of Julia playing with a few vibrators.

“Sounds like those Metal Slug girls managed to pull their nonsensical scheme off after all.” Johnny chimed in, sitting down with the lieutenants.

It never ends, the fucking porn never ends! Why can’t the author just write one, one fucking chapter without letting his hormones take control?!

Oh, and did they just forget about the Kosmos Cultists who were planning on selling Pokémon fangame porn? Given how competent they were that day, I can’t blame them for ignoring their existence.


“Sorry about not showing up for the big raid; that fat fuck Billy tried ratting us to the cops.”

“No biggie, we still managed to secure a victory.” Caesar replied. “So did you gut that pig, Billy?”

“Oh yes I did; I even killed that spineless kissass Brian, even as the little weasel begged for mercy. Fuckin’ worthless tosser, I tell you what.” Johnny chuckled, breaking open a bottle of Nuka-Cola Wild and taking a hearty gulp of the delicious liquid. “Hey…got any idea on what the hell Master Therion’s holding?”

It’s a porn mag, I figured that a hardened biker like you would know all about that sort of thing.

“Beats me; he said he found this while walking by a newsagency. It has to be those Metal Slug fools; the coins tells me so…” Two-Face hissed, flipping his lucky coin in one hand, and cuddling his wife in the other, while taking a quick glance at the magazine. “Now wait just a minute…isn’t that—”

“My prize!” Tayama boomed out, storming into the room, the doors slamming into the walls. “Which one of you cocksuckers is eyeing off my prize?!”

All of them, if they’re reading the damned mag.

“What, this Serra chick?” Therion smirked, pointing to the image, which depicted Serra stroking two penises at the same time, a playful smirk on her flawless face while several other men were jerking off on her. “I hate to say it, but she might be taken already.”

“Shut the fuck up you snivelling little turd! Serra is my prize, and my prize only! I won’t allow some tosser like you—” Tayama stormed up to the crafty rogue, anger in the bespectacled man’s eyes, when he was cut off by the doors slamming open so loudly, that they flew off the hinges.

“TAYAMA, YOU DROPKICK PIECE OF SHIT!!” Dio roared, his body covered in burns, scrapes and wounds as his once magnificent outfit was now torn and dirtied.

Ah, I get it. Dio was just recreating his experience when Odin threw him like a football.

“D-Dio, welcome back her—Yaaahhhh!” Kubota walked out to the man, only to cry out in fear as he was pushed into a nearby table, surprising the other lieutenants.

“You tried to kill me, you fuck!” Dio pointed at Tayama, the older man deeply pissed off that Dio was still alive.

“So what if I did? You were after my prize…” Tayama hissed, waltzing over to Dio as the two men locked eyes with each other.

“It’s the only defining character trait I was given.”

“I married your “prize”, therefore you lose.” Dio smirked, tipping his tattered tophat.

“Yet you diched her after she got pregnant, forfeiting her to the common masses.” Tayama retorted, with Dio gritting his teeth in anger.

“I-I was called out for a mission. I didn’t want to leave her, but I couldn’t let her know of my allegiance to Lady Tressa…” Dio stuttered, attempting to make excuses.

“Honestly, I don’t think you deserve her, Tayama.” Harvey retorted, his sane side resurfacing for a moment. “Between this pitiful display of ego-stroking, and the fact you often refer to her as a prize, it’s clear that she shouldn’t have to put up with a lowlife scumbag like you. Mind you, Dio’s no better but at least he’s not as intolerable as you are.”

Oh look, the author remembered that Two-Face had a gimmick, asides from cuddling body pillows. All that research in his debut chapter must’ve paid off big time.

“I’m not letting some ugly motherfucker and his hideous “wife” order me around.” Tayama hissed at the crime lord, a confident smirk on his face. It dropped a few seconds later as Two-Face re-emerged and pinned the tosser to the table.

“You wanna talk shit to me, you deadbeat motherfucker?! How about I dunk your face in acid, see how you like it!” Two-Face growled, retrieving his lucky coin. “Here’s the deal; heads and I burn your left side, tails and I burn your right side.”

“W-Which one is tails?!” Tayama cried out, gulping as he saw the crime boss toss his coin in the air. Using the opportunity to escape, he pushed Two-Face aside and made a beeline to the exit.

And the rest of the villains just stood there like mouth breathing imbeciles, because it’s par for the course.

“And where the fuck do you think you’re going, coward?” Dio inquired.

“Away from you lunatics and thieves. You will pay for trying to take my prize, I will get my prize, she is my prize, my prize, my prize, my prize only!” Tayama babbled, taking a deep breath. “I am done with you imbeciles, and that bitch Tressa.”

And here we have the height of the authors writing talents, and it fucking sucks. Having your villain constantly babble about “muh prize” doesn’t make them intimidating, it makes them look like a spoilt brat. I will admit that I am slightly intrigued by his spur of the moment decision to betray Tressa, I wonder if it’ll matter in the long run.

Spoiler: No it fucking doesn’t!


“Shut the fuck up, heretic! You will pay for speaking ill of Grandmaster Tressa.” Caesar hissed at the crime boss, who chuckled ominously.

“No, you will pay for getting in my way. I’ll crush all those tyrants fighting for my Tokyo, be it Krishna, Lucifer, Merkabah, Tressa, or any of those losers fighting for Ame and her band of witless tools. I shall lead the Ashura-kai into a new future, one where I rule over the world.” Tayama laughed maniacally, storming out of the room with the other lieutenants glaring daggers at his retreating figure.

“Oh so that’s how you wanna play it? I can’t wait to see your face when Tressa punishes you for your betrayal.” Dio commented to himself, a smirk forming on the mymidon’s face.

Let me guess, she’ll punish him via a five-hour speech on why you shouldn’t masturbate to Touhou porn.

Blaze Brigade branch of the Loyalist Army

Following the news of the attack on SOL Technologies, Astolfo and his gang had gotten ready to make an arrangement with General Nikita, following rumors regarding a potential raid on Tsukiji Kongangi. However, as opposed to meeting up at the Loyalist Headquarters, they were asked to meet up at the HQ of the Blaze Brigade, the military wing that dealed in the use of incendiary weapons. Upon arriving at the door to the base, Astolfo briskly knocked on it and was confronted with a girl who couldn’t be any older than thirteen. She had short blonde hair, bright blue eyes, and wore a puffy red fireproof hazmat suit that suited her slightly chubby frame.

Good to see that the supposed allies of our ‘heroes’ have no problem with employing child soldiers. At least I can rest easy knowing that they don’t create shitty gacha games, because only a complete monster would do such a thing.

“Can I help you?” The young girl inquired.

“General Nikita wished for us to meet her here; may you take us to her please?” Micaiah requested, showing the official letter to prove her story was correct. The girl smiled, opening the door and gestured for the heroes to come inside, with the group proceeding to follow her to the meeting room. A couple minutes later, they arrived at the room with the heroes being offered a seat, which they accepted.

“Well done Norah, you may sit.” Nikita informed the young girl, who bowed momentarily before taking her seat, the white-haired general turning to face a second woman. “Loretta, do you have a clue when Grazia’s gonna show up?”

“The commander shows up when she decides to show up; even with my role as the intelligence officer of the Blaze Brigade, her actions are a mystery to me.” The woman referred to as Loretta replied in a calm, if exasperated manner. She was fairly tall, with short silver hair done up in a ponytail, and amber eyes that were cold and calculated. Her outfit consisted of a crimson red, long-sleeve overcoat that bared her midriff, a black pencil skirt that had an open red skirt above it, and a pair of black boots.

Don’t know a single thing about her, nor do I care. What I will say is that her outfit is bound to cause some trouble when utilizing incendiary weapons, something even the child soldier picked up on.

“Let’s hope she doesn’t take her—” Blair began, before the doors burst open as a third figure entered the room in a dramatic manner. “…time.”

“Who else would make a dramatic entrance for the newcomers, then I, Grazia?” The newcomer declared boldly, pointing her thumb at herself. She was quite the gorgeous young lady, with her tall, curvaceous body, her long, luscious auburn hair and light red eyes. Her outfit consisted of a red long-sleeved overcoat that bared her sexy midriff, and matching trousers with suspenders. She also wore a red officer’s cap and black fingerless gloves as well as a black cloak. Loretta’s previously cold gaze had warmed up upon her leaders’ entrance, while Norah was eyeing her off like a devoted fan would to an idol.

Oh my, who could possibly be the author’s chosen cum rag this time around? Why it’s near impossible to figure out thanks to the subtle writing in this chapter.

“Ah, nice to meet you Grazia. I’m Ast—” The pinkette began, only for the redhead to snatch his hands into hers.

“Of course I know who you are; I attended your Duel Monsters class during my paid vacation.” Grazia grinned, shaking his hands up and down. “You remember me, right?”

“Well now that you mention it, I do remember you attending my class. You loved your flashy strategies, which had a surprising amount of ommph behind them.’ Astolfo answered, with Grazia laughing heartily.

Really? You two supposedly knew each other from high school, yet it took you two this long to recognize each other? Come on now, that just reeks of sloppy writing!

“It’s so good to see you again sir.” She cheered, lounging in her seat as it rolled back a bit. “So what’s the deets, boss?”

“The “deets” have to do with a proposed raid on Tsukiji Kongangi, with the help of Fujiwara and his Hunters. Now that Krishna’s forces have been weakened by Tressa’s surprise betrayal, it’ll be a perfect time to strike.” Nikita began, rolling her eyes over Grazia’s causal use of slang terminology. “And to sweeten the deal, an agent of the Divine Vanguard is stationed there, which should give Ame and her group another one of their precious relics.

Ah yes, the failed raid on the Divine Powers main stronghold, where we all got first-hand experience on how utterly useless Gaston is.

“Heh, about time we taught Krishna a lesson.” Boudica smirked, cracking her knuckles in anticipation. “Now I assume you want our help in return for your assistance?”

“You know me too well.” Nikita smirked playfully, as she proceeded to bring in a whiteboard with various bits of paper taped to it. “An agent of the MS Waifu Army by the name of Julia has launched an attack against the well-known Duel Academy, in the hopes of brainwashing the students to join her cause. Don’t worry, she has nothing to do with the Julia you know.”

Well no duh she has nothing to do with Reborn Julia. Next you’d be telling me that this fic can go fuck a cactus.

“Good to here; now I can make her pay for attempting to pollute Duel Academy with her filth.” Chevalier declared boldly, an act most unusual for the normally timid man. “No way will she get away with this sickening crime!”

“Seems you’ve got some guts in you, I like that in a soldier. Grazia will go with you to Duel Academy, while Loretta and Norah will join me in repelling an attack from Izabella’s forces.” Nikita went over the plan.

Translation: Let’s have the authors’ waifu-of-the-chapter come with him so he can jerk off some more.

“An easy assignment; Izabella was never one to come up with an effective strategy.” Loretta commented, a gleam in her eyes.

“Good; glad that you’re all in agreement. Now chop-chop! I expect some results on your end.” Nikita eagerly encouraged Astolfo and his group to get going, which they did so as to not annoy the commanding officer.

0000

Duel Academy, the most well-known institution that taught kids the art of Duel Monsters. What was once a place for learning and forming lifelong friendships has been reduced to a battlefield of chaos, as students faced off against MS nerdlings with various card games. The heroes had arrived just in time, only to be pleasantly surprised by what they’re seeing; the students were holding off surprisingly well against the nerdlings, who were panicking as they lost fairly easily, and had their souls consumed by Shesha. A few of the students recognised Astolfo and jogged towards him.

It’s nice to see that the students don’t need the heroes constantly watching them in order to win. All that said, I wonder what decks the nerdlings would use; probably decks along the lines of Sky Strikers and Trickstars, in which case how the fuck are they losing this badly?!

“T-Teach! It’s a relief to see you’re here to help us.” One of the students sighed in relief.

“I’ll always lend a helping hand to my former students; though it seems that you’ve got things covered pretty well.” Astolfo flashed a toothy grin.

“It’s not going as well as you think; while we’re mopping up the grunts with ease, their boss lady is making quick work of us. Her deck’s insanely powerful!” The second student cried out, pointing to the gymnasium. “She should still be in there as we speak.”

If the nerdlings are using top-tier decks and losing, then I firmly believe that Julia’s using the most powerful deck of all time; Beaver Warrior/Horn of the Unicorn beatdown.

“Don’t you worry, we’ll punish that loathsome vermin for tarnishing Duel Academy’s reputation.” Blair promised, her fists clenched in anger over the evil woman raining terror onto her cherished academy, with the heroes running over to the academy. Upon arriving at the gym, they saw Julia towering over the frightened students, her long blonde hair flowing erratically in the air.

“HAHAHA! I’ll convert you all to the Waifu Army, where you’ll be drained of all your money!” Julia (MS) smirked, her evil behaviour a complete opposite from the friendly Julia that Roland knows all too well.

And now we’re at one of the reasons why I dislike multi-franchise fics like these; authors pull hacky shit like this in the event that two characters have the same name. Still I never would have figured out that Metal Slug Julia was different from Reborn Julia; must be the comically evil threat she made.

“Not on our watch, fiend!” Roland declared, with the heroes confronting the wicked waifu.

“Hah, I knew you soy-infused assholes would show up to ruin my fun.” Julia (MS) smirked, eyeing up Grazia. “Well if it isn’t the leader of the Blaze Brigade; more like the Soy Squad.”

Oh boy, I forgot about all the “clever” soy jokes thrown around the place whenever we get thrown back to the Metal Slug girls.

“Petty insults are nothing compared to the power of my flames, and I’m more than happy to show you in a card game.” Grazia retorted, bringing out her duel disk, which was decorated in various flame decals.

“A card game? No matter, I’ll crush you and all the other soy-guzzling fiends who oppose the glorious waifu army!” Julia (MS) sneered, bringing out her own duel disk.

“Duel!” Both combatants declared, drawing their initial hand.

Grazia: 4000
Julia (MS): 4000


“Worthless soy-addicts like you have no right to go first!” Julia (MS) snorted in disgust. “I’ll summon Constellar Leonis in attack mode and activate his effect, enabling me to summon Constellar Sheratan, during which I’ll activate its effect as well, allowing me to add a Constellar monster to my hand.” She continued, with Astolfo raising an eyebrow at the woman.

Oh, she’s using a Constellar deck. While I have no personal experience with the deck, I will say that I love the theme/artwork for these critters.

“Pfft, how the hell did some loser like you manage to grab such a powerful deck?” The pinkette scoffed, crossing his arms.

“I stole it from the first soy-junkie I came across on this dump.” Julia (MS) sneered, eyeing up the young man.

“Stealing someone else’s most cherished deck; you awful, just plain awful.” Chevalier retorted in disgust, causing Julia (MS) to chortle wildly.

Normally I wouldn’t raise such a fuss about the use of stolen cards; but when there exists Yugioh cards that are worth hundreds of dollars, then Chevy-boy over here has a point in his favor.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a riot; where was this bravado when Beecham socked you in the mouth?” She sneered, with the petite blonde clamming up and glared at her. “That’s better. Now I’ll overlay my monsters to XYZ summon Constellar Hyades and end my turn with a facedown card. Try and beat that, Maiden of the Soy!”

“As long as you shut up about all that soy crap, I will. Now allow me to ensnare you in my flames!” Grazia boldly declared, swiftly drawing her card. “Nice, I’ll summon Salamangreat Foxy and activate its effect, enabling ne to do a bit of excavating.”

And now we have Salamangreats; one of the newest archetypes in the game. Like with Constellars, I have no personal experience with them, but from what I’ve heard they’re quite powerful, to the point where one of their main combo pieces is likely to get Limited.

“Hmmm? I don’t remember those cards being available yet.” Chevalier whispered to the group.

“Grazia was last years LINK VRAINS champion; those cards must’ve been rewarded to her for her victory.” Blair assumed, with Julia (MS) starting at the fiery maiden, an unimpressed look on her face.

“Hah, Salamangreats? More like Soy-lamangreats. Fitting you would play them, since the most well-known duelist who plays those cards looks like a soy addict himself.” Julia (MS) cackled evilly.

What? You’re not going to follow up with “Soulburner? Hah, more like Soyburner!” You had a golden opportunity for a joke, and you fucking wasted it. For shame, Julia (MS).

“I’ve met the guy myself, and he’s a far better duelist than you’ll ever be.” Grazia winked, causing Julia (MS) to growl in anger as the former finished her excavation. “Since I added this little guy outside my Draw Phase, I get to Special Summon Salamangreat Meer. But he won’t be around her for long, as I tribute it to forge the circuit and Link Summon Salamangreat Balelynx, enabling me to activate its effect.” She continued, adding the designated card to her hand. “Now I’ll play Salamangreat Sanctuary and forge a second circuit using Balelynx and Foxy to Link Summon Salamangreat Sunlight Wolf!”

“Enough with your damn soy cards and play some real shit!” Julia (MS) demanded, glaring at her opponent.

“Nahhhh, I like my deck the way it is.” Grazia poked her tongue out playfully.

“Bah, whatever. Besides, my monster is far stronger than your shitty little wolf.” Julia (MA) sneered, only for Grazia to chuckle lightly. “W-What’s so funny, you slag?!”

Your pathetic acting could be why she’s laughing. Seriously, couldn’t you be a bit more subtle?

“Oh nothing, just that by discarding my Salamangreat Spinny, I can give my Sunlight Wolf an additional 500ATK for this turn.” Grazia smirked, discarding her card as the flaming wolf let out an invigorated howl.

ATK (1800-2300)

“W-What?!” Julia (MS) shrieked, sweating in fear over what was about to happen.

“Furthermore, I can activate Spinny’s effect, enabling me to summon it from the graveyard. Additionally, Sunlight Wolf’s effect activates, allowing me to pick up a card from my grave and add it to my hand.” Grazia continued, pointing boldly at her opponent. “Now my wolf, destroy Hyades!”

The nimble wolf dove directly at the celestial warrior, destroying it instantly as Julia (MS) screaming in pain over losing lifepoints. Soon afterwards, Spinny curled up in a ball and rammed into Julia (MS), costing her more lifepoints.

Julia (MS): 2600

“I think I’ll end my turn with a card facedown. Your move…” Grazia smirked, angering the waifu commander, who was getting tired of this soy guzzler toying with her.

Much like how I’m getting tired of these one-sided duels where the enemy laughs like a maniac at the drop of a hat. I guess Stabby was onto something back then.

“I’ll show you…” Julia (MS) snarled, drawing her next card, before laughing like a maniac. “BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s over for you, you skank! I play Card of Demise, enabling me to draw five cards. Next I’ll summon Constellar Aldebaran and activate his effect to special summon a second Constellar Leonis. Next I’ll activate Leonis effect to special summon Constellar Algiedi and use his effect to special summon Constellar Pollux! Next, I’ll play Double summon to summon Constellar Kaus in attack mode and activate Photon Booster to increase Leonis’ Attack to 2000!”

“F-Five monsters in one turn?!” Boudica exclaimed, with her companions equally surprised.

Please, it’s only impressive if she uses them for XYZ/Link fodder, otherwise she did the equivalent of slapping her entire hand on the field before walking away to play another game.

“Kekekekeke…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I shall crush you for daring to oppose the Metal Slug Waifu army; go my minions, destroy every last one of her lifepoints!” Julia (MS) grinned maniacally, her squadron of monsters charging at Grazia like a crazed army, only for the Blaze Brigade leader to start chuckling under her breath.

“Gotcha…I activate my facedown card, Wall of Disruption.” Grazia coolly replied.

“N-NO! Not my monsters!” Julia (MS) cried out in anger, as all her monsters lost 800ATK for each face up monster on their side, with Kaus crashing into Sunlight Wolf and was destroyed effortlessly.

This could’ve been avoided if you had used any card that targets your opponents backrow and destroys it. Or if you had used your monsters to XYZ or Link summon, greatly diminishing the effect of Wall of Disruption. What I’m saying Julia (MS) is that you’re fucking stupid!

ATK (1800-0)
ATK (1700-0)
ATK (1600-0)
ATK (1300-0)
ATK (2000-0)
Julia (MS): 800


“I suspected you would overextend to finish me off as quickly as possible, so I used your rapid summoning against you. Mind you, it was kinda impressive to summon so many monsters in one turn, but I assume you stole that tactic from the original owner of the deck.” Grazia smirked, with Julia (MS) growling viciously in response.

“I end my turn…but I will defeat you next turn, you slut!” Julia (MS) hissed, with Grazia shaking her head in response.

You’re one to talk, Julia (MS). You’re outfit is one of the skimpiest in your damn game!

“No, I’ll defeat you this turn.” She retorted, drawing her next card. “But I’ll do it in style; I’ll forge the circuit with my Sunlight Wolf and Spinny to Link Summon the king of beasts; Salamangreat Heatleo. But that’s not all, I’ll use Monster Reborn to special summon Balelynx from my graveyard, before using Fusion of Fire to fuse Balelynx with the Foxy in my hand to Fusion summon Salamangreat Violet Chimera!”

“N-Now wait just a moment…” Julia (MS) stared to panic, backing away slowly in a vain attempt to escape her impending doom.

“Nope, I’ve got places to go and stuff to do, so I’ll make this quick. Heatleo, Chimera, destroy all her monsters.” Grazia commanded, pulling off a flashy pose as her monsters attacked the enemy, causing Julia (MS) to scream as she lost the rest of her lifepoints.

Now that. Was. Pathetic. Mind you, I wasn’t expecting much, but I wasn’t expecting things to be this damn bad! Julia acted like a hormonal buffoon throughout the entire duel, while Grazia was just ok. There was fuck all in the Constellar department, and the Salamangreat side only had the most basic plays to use. The only reason why I put this above the Gaston duel was the lack of illegal plays, but the difference is so damn marginal.

Julia (MS): 0
Winner: Grazia


“How…HOW COULD I LOSE TO A WORTHLESS SOY ADDICT LIKE YOU?!” Julia (MS) screeched, glaring at the heroes as they shook their heads in contempt.

“You really are a pitiful specimen you know that? Between your heartless brainwashing of young children, your allegiance to a bunch of psychopathic terrorists, and the fact that you and your friends presence has set back women’s rights by around 50 years, by making female-majority games look like oversexualised crap, it’s clear to me that you’re a menace to society who ought to be incinerated by my flames.” Grazia coolly retorted, eager to punish the loathsome specimen before her.

Holy fuck, again with these sanctimonious speeches! It was bad enough that she brought up the brainwashed children for the billionth time, but the shit about Metal Slug Attack setting women’s rights back is downright hilarious. You’re seriously telling me that this insignificant IOS game has the power to set back decades worth of progress regarding gender equality?! Fuck off with that paint-fume filled conspiracy that you and your little fangame friends babble on about!

“Why I oughta…” Julia (MS) snarled, before the earth rumbled and a familiar sight greeted the heroes, with Julia (MS) screaming in fear as she dropped her deck and tried to run away, only for Shesha to pick her up and bite her head off, killing her before consuming the rest of the body, giving the heroes a warning glare before disappearing back from wench it came.

I think I finally understand why Shesha doesn’t just eat the heroes; they’re protected by a set of plot armor that not even the stomach acid of a gigantic serpent deity can digest.

It was then that a young girl looked nervously around the room, before walking over to the Constellar deck and picked it up.

“M-My deck! Thanks for getting it back!” The young girl beamed at the heroes.

“No worries; we know too well how precious our favorite cards are to us.” Blair smiled at the child, before her pager started ringing. “Ah, we better head back to base. Perhaps once this whole mess has been cleaned up, we can have a dual against each other.”

“I’d like that, thank you very much.” The young girl smiled back, with the heroes leaving the arena and started the trip back to base.

Well that backdrop was entirely pointless; they could’ve fought in a dirty alleyway and nothing would’ve changed at all.

Blaze Brigade branch of the Loyalist Army

Grazia was posing boldly on the table, both Loretta and Norah eyeing her in awe and admiration, while Astolfo and his gang looked at her with bemused smiles on their faces. A few seconds later, Nikita entered the room and was taken aback by her sub-ordinates bold display.

“I take it the mission was successful on your end?” Nikita asked the pinkette.

“Yep, she impressed us all by defeating that wicked bimbo with ease. I’m so proud of my former student.” Astolfo smiled, his compliment catching Grazia off guard as a faint blush appeared on her face.

Which is all that’s needed for the two to fuck like rabbits.

“Y-Yeah, I did lead the assault on our enemy!” the redhead quickly regained her composure, hopping off the table and stretched her arms for a moment. “So how are things going on your end?”

“Not bad, but they could be better. While I’m somewhat thankful that Tressa’s betrayal greatly weakened the Divine Powers, all it means is that there’s another organisation out there that wishes to do us harm. Not to mention that we may be under fire from yet another organisation, this one even more mysterious that the other ones.” Micaiah explained her case, attracting the young general’s attention.

“I assume you’re talking about the Cult of Kosmos.” Nikita replied, greatly surprising the visiting heroes.

“H-How did you—” Micaiah sputtered, a few beads of sweat falling down her forehead.

Let me guess, again. A whole bunch of them ambushed her, talking about how they’re gonna profit off of Metal Slug porn before threatening to rape them.

“I’ve known about them for some time now. Unfortunately, I know very little about them, given how secretive they are. What I do know is that they already have several powerful nations in their grasp, and they plan on taking Japan once all the fighting here has ceased.” Nikita answered. “As much as it goes against all my instincts, I feel the best thing to do is focus on our current foes as opposed to chasing shadows.”

Yes, let’s ignore the faceless idiots and move on to more pressing matters. Like whether or not we’ll ever get to see Scarlett in a bikini.

“That’s just what Ame suggested a while back, seems the two of you are more alike than I initially believed.” Boudica smiled, crossing her arms before glancing at the watch on her wrist. “Well I’ll be damned, it’s a lot later than I thought.”

“No worries, I’m sure the boss is more than happy to have you stay over for the night.” Norah chimed in, looking at Nikita for an answer.

“I suppose I can do that; they did succeed in their mission after all.” Nikita answered, with the heroes sighing in relief over the act of convenience.

Good job Nikita, now your base is gonna be overflowed by food condiments.

“Thanks ma’am!” Chevalier smiled, with the young general nodding in approval.

“Good. I’ll show you to your rooms.” Nikita offered, walking outside the meeting room, with the heroes following right behind her, the Blaze Brigade trio watching them go.

“Today was a great day indeed, but I’ve got a plan to make it perfect.” Grazia smirked, a determined look in her eye.

“I’m the one who makes the plans around here; run it by me, commander.” Loretta chimed in, with her superior leaning towards her ear and whispered a few sentences, a fierce blush appearing on the silver-haired woman’s face. “M-My lady! How could you plan such deviancy?!”

“Relax, there’s nothing wrong with having a bit of fun now and again.” Grazia replied, walking towards the door and opening it, exiting the room. “If tonight goes according to plan, I’ll be sure to show you a fun time as well.”

Oh my.

She soon closed the door, leaving a red-faced Loretta standing there, while Norah was confused about what her two bosses were talking about before.

11:00pm

“Nyaaaahh! It’s about time I had a bit of shut-eye.” Astolfo yawned, stretching his arms and walking towards the bed when the sound of an envelope sliding underneath the door alerted the young man. Walking over towards it, he picked it up and opened it, reading the contents to himself.

To Astolfo

Please meet me at the door to my room, I wish to speak to you about something.

Signed Grazia


To those of you who correctly guessed who Junpei was going to fuck tonight. Then congratulations, you have the ability to connect the glaringly obvious dots presented to you.

“Huh, wonder what she wants to talk about.” He mused to himself, putting the letter on the bed and making his way to her room, walking quietly so as to not disturb anyone else. Around a minute later, he arrived at the designated location and knocked quietly on the door, as it opened slightly.

“Ah good, you’re here. Come in, come in!” Grazia urged him to enter, with the pinkette doing so. The first thing he noticed was the plush red robe she was wearing, recognising the brand as it was a favorite of his.

“So what did you want to talk about?” Astolfo inquired, with Grazia gesturing him to sit on the bed alongside her.

“It’s more of a proposal to be honest; how would you like to spend some quality time with me?” She proposed, wiggling her eyebrows seductively.

There’s a catch to your offer, isn’t there?

“Wouldn’t we get in trouble from your superiors?” Astolfo pressed further, with Grazia shrugging her arms.

“Maybe, but I’m not too concerned about that to be honest…” She replied, undoing her robe and letting it fall to the floor, giving the pinkette a view of her alluring figure. “So, are you interested?”

Well you weren’t the redhead/magenta-haired girl I was interested in, so I’ll pass.

Astolfo was amazed at what he was seeing; Grazia was wearing nothing but a red lace bra, and matching red lace panties that showed off her supple figure. Her breasts were nice and round, and her ass was soft and plump, which suited her slender legs. The pinkette immediately felt the sensation of his blood rushing to his member, his erection impressing the pretty young lady.

“Heh, it seems I have an answer.” Grazia purred, eyeing up his impressive bulge. “Ready when you are, teacher…”

“Oh, I’m more than ready to give you one last exam!” The pinkette grinned, stripping down to nothing but his white panties.

And now we’re gonna get schooled by someone who flunked their biology class.

Lemon starts here. If you don’t like it, you can skip it.

Astolfo gently pinned Grazia to the bed and began kissing her passionately, the redhead returning the favour in an attempt to best her mentor. Their tongues danced in each other’s mouths like flames flickering in the wind, a fitting metaphor for the commander of the Blaze Brigade.

At least she wasn’t a part of the kitchen staff, I’m thankful for that small reprieve.

The pinkette moved his hand to gently cup Grazia’s breast, the redhead giggling cutely in response to the foreplay, and opted to grip his clothed boner in retaliation.

“Ahhh…so good.” Astolfo moaned in bliss, his thick meat under the tight grip of his lover with the pinkette opting to unbuckle Grazia’s bra, exposing her big, supple breasts to the cool night air, the redhead giggling as the air brushed up against her smooth, perky nipples. The pinkette lowered his head and began suckling on the tender nipple, with Grazia letting out a quick yelp as a wave of pleasure coursed through her body, while Astolfo’s other hand began rubbing her smooth belly. “How’d you like that?”

“Haaaaahhhhh…how’d you know I like belly-rubs?” Grazia inquired, a tranquil smile on her lustful face.

“Well since you showed your midriff off, I simply assumed you’re a fan of tummy-rubs.” Astolfo giggled, resuming his nipple suckling but a bit more intense than before.

What kind of asinine leap of logic is that?! She shows off her midriff because she likes tummy rubs; by that logic, nearly everyone would have a fetish for face-petting!

“I-Incredible!” The redhead gasped, shivering at the sensation of Astolfo’s tongue sliding across her breast. Indeed, it seemed that she was enjoying her sensual massage, courtesy of her former teacher. However, a few minutes later, Grazia lightly tapped him on the head, informing him to cease what he was doing. “Perhaps there’s a way to improve my grades, sir…”

Should’ve used that trick while you were still in class.

“What on earth could you possibly be talking about?” Astolfo replied whimsically, with Grazia yanking his panties down in response, the redhead caught off guard by how large Astolfo’s cock was.

“My word…who knew you were this big.” She said, using her smooth hands to stroke the large meat that lay before her eyes, causing Astolfo to moan lightly. “Wonder how much of it I can fit in…” She mused to herself, inserting the tip of his cock into her mouth and began sucking on it.

“Yessss…that’s the stuff.” Astolfo purred through gritted teeth, his cock now nice and snug inside Grazia’s mouth, the bold redhead attempting to suck as much of it as possible, though she was only able to have a third of his cock in her mouth.

Just how big is his damn cock then?!

To make up of it, she opted to use her tongue to pleasure him further, her slippery tongue gliding up and down the smooth shaft of her mentor’s dick. The pinkette gripped her head gently, not wanting this pleasure to end anytime soon. Grazia opted to pick up the pace a little, intensifying the volume of her slurping noises which sent shivers of pleasure down Astolfo’s spine. “Oh my, you really know how to suck a dick, don’t you?”

“What can you say? I’m a natural!” The redhead bragged,

I’m surprised that you’re taking his implication rather well, Grazia. Most women would’ve slapped him in the face for that.

stroking the now moist meat and started licking it like a popsicle before a wicked idea formed in her mind. Pushing Astolfo onto his back, Grazia proceeded to lay on her stomach and wrapped her big breasts around the pinkettes dick, rubbing them up and down the spicy salami with Astolfo letting out a deep moan.

“God, yes!” He hissed through gritted teeth in pleasure, as his meaty pickle was nice and snug in-between the nice warm breasts of his lover.

What is it with the author and his lemons? Sometimes they’re the bog-standard shit that fanfic readers eat up like chocolate, like the Roland x Julia lemon. Other times they’re shameless fetish parades which the author inserts himself into, like the one with Rosetta. Does Junpei flip a coin to decide what type of lemon he cranks out when the time comes, or am I slowly going insane by the sheer repetitiveness of the situation?

“Good teacher…now for some extra credit!” Grazia smirked, sliding her breasts up and down the large penis to make her mentor cum buckets. Indeed, it seemed that it was working as Astolfo’s penis started trembling, pre-cum oozing out of the tip with Grazia taking a quick lick to experience the flavor. “Hmmm…a bit to tame for my liking. Hopefully the main course is a bit spicier.”

“S-Spicier?” The pinkette inquired, letting out another moan as Grazia changed the rhythm of her breast rubs, picking up the pace while she was at it. A few minutes later, Astolfo’s cock started shaking more violently as before, with the pinkette trying with his might to keep it all in. Alas, he was unsuccessfully, moaning loudly as the contents of his baby bladder was blasted outside his cock, coating Grazia’s face and breasts with the honeylike substance, the redhead scooping a small bit with her finger and licked it off.

What the fuck is a baby bladder?! I don’t know, but it’s fucking hilarious to read about.

“There we go, nice and spicy.” She smiled, sitting upright and taking the time to consume her lover’s goo. Astolfo eyed up the wet patch on her panties and in a swift movement, lowered them and buried his tongue into her crotch, licking the sweet pussy before his eyes. “A-Ahhhh! So good!” Grazia yelped in bliss, using her legs to pin the pinkette on the bed.

“A good teacher looks out for his students.” Astolfo mumbled, his nose pleasantly surprised by Grazia’s delectable musk.

Yeah, a good teacher looks out for his students by eating them out. I hope he gets a few visits from them while in jail.

His tongue probed her weak spot with ease, taking the time to explore each and every fold there was to explore, while his thumb was teasing her sensitive clitoris, the small cluster of nerve endings aroused by the stimulation. Thin trickles of pre-cum slowly oozed out of the moist pussy, with Astolfo lapping up the juices with his tongue and consumed them. “Mmmmm, tasty. I want more!”

He stuck his tongue deeper inside the dripping wet snatch, with Grazia sighing blissfully to herself, her hand running through the pinkette’s silky hair. Astolfo continued his licking for a few minutes before he noticed the slightest of shakes from his lover, indicating that she was on the verge of cumming. With a quick flick of the tongue, he pushed her over the edge and waited as her tabasco sauce flowed onto his tongue and face, moving his head back and watched the sauce stain her bed. “Hehehehe, and you said I was spicy.” Astolfo giggled, consuming the deliciously spicy sauce.

I too wish I can ejaculate a painfully spicy sauce from my nether regions, it’ll be a neat party trick.

“A spice lover like myself; I knew you were a smart man.” Grazia smiled, locking eyes on Astolfo’s mighty erection. “I’m still not over just how big you are.”

“I know; all my past lovers have praised the length and thickness of my seven iron.” The pinkette grinned, holding his meaty golf club in his hand.

“A golf club you say…?” The redhead chimed in, resting her back against her soft pillows and spread her slender legs. “Astolfo, would you kindly use that thing to smack my Andrew Ryan about?” Grazia purred, pointing to her moist vagina.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My sides are aching in complete agony from all the laughing I did after reading that line. I’ve seen some stupid shit used to describe private parts in a lemon, but never in my life have I seen some name their vagina after a Bioshock character. I have no idea what kind of fucked up roleplay session this is, but I so want in on it, just to see how crazy it can get in the end.

“Certainly; after all a man chooses, a slave obeys.” Astolfo agreed, gently inserting his meat into the soft pussy, causing both lovers to moan softly to each other.

“Go for it, teacher…” Grazia egged me on through whispers, encouraging me to begin thrusting into her warm love cave, my throbbing cock coated in her juices.

Love cave, whatever happened to that Andrew Ryan chap who showed up earlier? Oh an nice transition into first-person, jackass.

I moaned in bliss, my body welcoming the relieving sensation of slow, passionate sex after so long without getting laid. I soon resumed my nipple licking from before, lapping up what remained of my juices as the lovely redhead before me moaned cutely. “A-Astolfo!”

“Heh, you sound so cute when you moan like that…” I purred, leaning in closer to lick her soft neck, my hand caressing her soft breast. I soon opted to pick up some speed with my thrusts, with Grazia letting out a quick yelp before moaning once more, our bodies now covered in a thin layer of sweat. Around ten minutes later, an all-too familiar feeling coursed through my body, my mind knowing and preparing for the inevitable.

Odd, it usually doesn’t take me this long to kill someone with a golfclub. Must’ve been a rubber one.

“I-I may be close to cumming, but there’s no way I’m losing to you!” Grazia declared, using her will to tighten her vagina, causing me to yelp in surprise as my cock was constricted even further. Yet I wasn’t ready to throw in the towel and continued my rapid thrusts, my cockhead brushing up against her sweet spot, causing Grazia to moan loudly as she came, coating my cock in her liquid jelly, pushing me over the edge as I blasted my ADAM inside her at impressive speeds. Once we had finished, I pulled my pecker out and watched our combined juices ooze onto the bed.

Oh boy, Astolfo can shoot ADAM out of his dick. I wonder what plasmids he have; I hope it’s Enrage.

*pant* “Wow…that was amazing.” Astolfo panted in bliss. “You passed the test…Grazia.” He continued, before slumping backwards and drifted off into the world of dreams.

“Score one for Grazia!” The redhead cheered quietly, tucking herself into bed and drifting off as well.

The author states that the Tsukiji Kongangi raid in coming up, but I don’t think it can compare to this spectacular trainwreck of a chapter. This author has no business writing lemons after the surprise Bioshock roleplay he sprang on us, and the shit surrounding it was even more sanctimonious than usual for no apparent reason. I’m gonna sign out for now, while I contemplate on whether or not Scarlett would be impressed with my Handsome Jack.

Wow…what a nice lemon. As much as I wanted the duel to last longer, I cut it short since I really hate Metal Slug Julia. Not only is she incredibly annoying, but she besmirches the legacy of one of my favorite Pokémon Reborn characters. Don’t worry though, the next chapter will have a much better duel, since it’ll feature the highly anticipated raid on Tsukiji Kongangi, so you better stay tuned for that. Catch you later, my wonderful readers!

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring stolen)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Damien (Defected from fangame community)
Dagda (?)
Zhong Kui
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter
The Ratcatcher
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
A quote from Project AFTER
Gorillagram only gets sexual stimulation from playing Pokemon Reborn and its derivatives.
A quote from Andrew himself

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by ConcernedGamer » Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:58 pm

GorillaGamer wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:33 am
One thing I will point out is that the Dio in this fic isn’t the one from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, rather he’s the Dio from Zero Escape: Virtue’s Last Reward.
Yeah, the Dio thing was a swing and a miss on my part, having lost track of almost any and all characters as soon as they get introduced. But I'll say this much; my assumption made the fanfic better. This mess can be nothing but obscure, even to the initiated, where it is already starting out on a foundation of fan-games, with each new crossover making this story less comprehensible. The more you don't know about this fanfic, the more it makes sense, that's how bad it is.

I had prepared half a theory on the baby bladder stuff already, because it wasn't the first lemon I saw with those words, but then the sexualized Bioshock references happened. Is this author for real? Not only does he constantly write villains like disorganized and undignified frat houses in need of an adult, not only does he push preachy characters whenever he feels like it because subtext doesn't exist, now he has to one-up every single instance of misconstrued food-references in his shitty lemons, by using a game reference to lead to the meeting of genitals in what I assume was meant with intent to arouse. And he does this by referencing a highly tumultuous moment in video game history, wherein a man willingly commands his mindcontrol-triggered biological son to beat him to death to prove his ideology, where the player by the point of plot-twist was rendered incapable of doing anything about it. And then the brain-dead fuck-wad concludes his golf club compared tallywacker shoots ADAM too, I literally couldn't count his brain cells on two hands it's that dumb.

By the way, the baby bladder I assumed first was a "baby batter" misspelling, but now I can only conclude from the idiocy and the sentence structure, that the author is literally calling the testes for bladders that contain baby material.

I can't even say 'nothing will surprise me anymore', because there are still chapters left of this damn fanfic.

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by StabbyKobold » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:44 pm

Juvenile. That's this fanfic in a single word. Everything from character portrayal, driving motivations, and plot devices, to the humor, sexual euphemisms, and general writing style. All of it juvenile.

To answer the question you posed long ago, pardon the delayed answer, the characters that stand out to me are as follows:
- Astolfo, because he's one of the cock puppets the author employs to live out his sexual fantasies, when not splicing in his clearly separately written sex scenes under the excuse of virtual reality simulation.
- Tayama, for being the most one-note character in a villain gallery of bland, forgettable, and uninspiring people.
- Ame, merely by virtue of being mentioned every chapter as the front figure of the Pokémon Fangames.

Those are the characters I remember most, only they aren't characters. None of the entities in this fanfic are. They are merely templates, mannequins with sticky notes bearing names and clothing descriptions, acting out roles that anyone else could fill, because character traits are decided by the plot rather than the other way around. From moment to moment, I don't care who anyone is, because I know that Character A will win against Character B, because Character A is on the good guys side. How do I know that? Because Character B is either a blustering idiot who laughs evilly merely to indicate their status as an evilly evil person, or Character B is a collection of brainless cannon-fodder, who couldn't duel much less fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Oh, and the author will outright tell us who is the heroes and who is the villains, so fuck moral ambiguity and subtle writing. Julia (MS NOT ON THE HEROES SIDE, GUYS!) only proves my fucking point. Goddamn, I hate this story.

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:04 am

Thank you all for your comments, now to respond to a couple of them.

@ConcernedGamer: I figured that you’d be taken aback by the absurdity of the Bioshock references in the lemon, given your history with the franchise. That said, I checked ahead in the later chapters and it doesn’t seem like the author added any more video game references to his lemons, so let’s hope that previous lemon was a one-off instance.

@StabbyKobold: I agree with you in how they’re too many characters to keep track of. luckily, it seems that the author plans on making things a little easier by shifting focus to Astolfo’s group, and his pet faction, the Angels of Aevium.

Well after that disaster of a chapter, we’re about to go in deep as the author gets back on track in his Shin Megami walkthrough, by initiating the first raid on Tsukiji Kongangi. It’ll be messy, but a lot better than that last fucking chapter.


A short author’s note, but I wanna get this chapter started as quickly as possible, since it’s gonna be one hell of a ride!

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 36: The end of the Divine Powers?

Hunters Association HQ: Two days later

The atmosphere in the room was abuzz with the sound of chatter from dozens of hunters, all asking each other regarding the purpose of this sudden meeting. Included among the crowd were Astolfo and his gang, with Ame and Nora tagging along in the hopes of rescuing Damien from Krishna’s grasp, the former of the two having a good idea what the meeting was about.

I see. Mind telling all the clueless hunters then? I’m sure they’ll appreciate the info.

A couple minutes later, Fujiwara and Skins entered the room and made their way to the front of the room, with everyone present paying rapt attention to them.

“Thank you all for coming, my apologies for the sudden meeting.” Fujiwara apologised to the crowd. “As you may have heard, the Divine Powers suffered a major loss when Tressa openly expressed her betrayal to the world, revealing his master plan in the process. Though this means we’re up against another enemy faction, at least they crippled the Divine Powers for us.”

“Krishna’s so caught up in damage control that we’ve been able to reclaim several districts from his grasp. I think it’s about time we put a stop to him once and for all!” Skins called out, with the hunters yelling and hollering in ecstasy. “As we’re speaking, Flynn and Isabeau are busy rallying up the strongest hunters around to prepare for an all-out assault on Tsukiji Kongangi.”

Uh-huh. So are the angels and demons helping out, or are they going to have more ineffectual shouting matches chock full of shitty insults?

“But it’s not all good news, the angels heard about our planned assault; that damned Toiletbowl wants its samurai to hog all the glory. I have faith that all of you will prevail in the end and give the angels a run for their money.

Well that answers my question. Hold the phone…Chapter 29 had Navarre spill the beans about a potential raid after getting tortured; was that all a lie and the angels have been sitting on their asses for who knows how many weeks? Because that explains their overall lack of presence.

That is all for now, you may leave to prepare.” Fujiwara concluded, with the hunters giving him one last cheer before leaving to prepare for the assault, as Astolfo and his group opted to discuss a few things with the two men.

“Nice speech, a shame that Toiletbowl’s trying to ruin our fun. But enough about that, why’d you call us here?” Astolfo inquired.

Just use some cheap toilet cleaner if it’s gonna be that much of a nuisance.

“We need you to sneak in the temple itself and take out the Divine Powers, while they’re distracted by Flynn’s assault. I heard rumors that one of you managed to infiltrate the temple a while ago.” Fujiwara informed them.

“Yeah, that’ll be me. It wasn’t that much of an infiltration, so I doubt my knowledge will be that helpful.” Sothe admitted, sheepishly scratching the back of his head.

It was a raid that only served one purpose; to shill the fuck out of the authors merchant waifu.

“Any intel is better than no intel.” Skins replied. “You’ll be joined by our 3rd highest ranking hunter, a young protégé by the name of Nanashi; he’s got plenty of experience dealing with demons.” The muscular man continued, gesturing at a young kid, no older than 15 to join them.

“Ah…you must be those Starlight Studio fellas…nice to meet you.” Nanashi introduced himself, a creepy smirk on his face, his glowing green eyes locked onto the heroes.

How subtle…he’s probably gonna be a major protagonist, folks.

“Y-Yeah…nice to meet you.” Chevalier replied nervously, a little taken aback by Nanashi’s confrontational tone. “So what do you suggest we do?”

“Hahahahaha! I happen to know of a secret route to the tunnels under Tsukiji Kongangi. We can go through there and catch Krishna off-guard, putting an end to that tosser once and for all.” Nanashi explained, giddy with his plan.

“Nice; we can get the drop on him and watch the samurai act like complete fools in the process!” Boudica voiced her support but was met with Nanashi’s look of disapproval.

“No, no. We’ll use their leader as a scapegoat, I’ve worked with that pompous braggart before.” Nanashi suggested, smirking that same creepy smirk. “Oh have I got plans for him…” He chuckled, walking away from the group to do his own business.

I bet they’re such wonderful plans he’s dreaming up, like throwing puppies into boiling wat—soft blankets. Yeah, that’s it.

“He seems charming…” Ame told the two leaders, though the heroes could tell she wasn’t being truthful. “That said, would you have any issues if we tried bringing Damien back with us? We’ve got something he’ll want to see.”

“Fine by us.” Fujiwara answered, taking a small sip of coffee. “I assume you want to show him what really happened to his mother?”

“Yes, turns out Jaern forged her death certificate; Audrey isn’t dead.” Nora answered. “I’ve got a few friends searching the region for any signs of her.”

How convenient. Speaking of Damien, whatever happened to that plot point about him being buddy-buddy with the Fiends? The author probably forgot about that, alongside the Dawn Brigade and Plasma Tech.

“That’s good to hear; taking Krishna’s Godslayer away from him will be salt in the wound, I love it.” Skins chuckled, crossing his arms. “I assume you have no issues with the plan.”

“No, none at all.” Micaiah answered curtly.

“Good, then you may leave to prepare. However, we would like Ame and Nora to stay behind so they can help monitor the assault with us.” Fujiwara informed the heroes.

“I can live with that; the rest of you may leave to prepare for the assault.” Ame agreed, dismissing Astolfo and his group so they can prepare for tomorrow.

Tsukiji Kongangi: The very next day

The heroes arrived at the scene and were witnessing the definition of chaos; from all sides they could see hunters fighting against agents of the Divine Powers, with the angels and demons joining in on the slaughter. The streets were caked in so much blood, that it’ll be nigh impossible to clean.

At the very least, it’ll be a neat tourist attraction.

“O-Oh my…” Chevalier squeaked to himself, resisting the urge to vomit on the spot. “We should get a move on as soon as possible.”

“Y-Yeah…I don’t wanna watch this any longer than I have to.” Blair agreed, her face paling at the gruesome spectacle.

“Oh please, I thought you lot were made of sterner stuff.” A hasty voice called out, a familiar figure walking up to them, with Nanashi gazing at the newcomer.

“Ah, Gaston…I was wondering when you’d show up.” The young man commented casually, irritating the samurai.

And here comes Gaston, no doubt caricatured into a complete buffoon for the sake of bashing, never mind the fact that the author was salivating over him in his debut chapter.

“Oh shut your trap! I’m not letting you steal MY glory again. I shall be the one who ends the Divine Powers, while you lot can act as my cheerleaders, it’s a most prestigious honor I’m bestowing onto you.” Gaston retorted, puffing his chest out.

“Whatever keeps you up at night…” Boudica commented snidely, making sure the pompous braggart didn’t hear it. “Anyway, where was that secret route you mentioned earlier, Nanashi?”

“See that statue over there?” The young man pointed to a bronze statue of a four-armed deity besides the bridge. “Press the plaque hard enough, and the statue’ll move, revealing the hidden entrance.”

You’d think Krishna would’ve done something about that entrance, but I guess he kept it open in the event that someone seeks to invade the temple for shits and giggles.

“Is that so…?” Gaston inquired, grabbing Sothe by the scruff of his neck and pushing him towards the statue. “You; do what the kid says, now.”

“Ok, ok. No need to push me.” Sothe snapped at the samurai, who snorted in response.

“I would do it, but the entrance could be booby-trapped. And out of all the people here, YOU’RE the most disposable.” Gaston repled coldly, with Sothe grumbling to himself before pressing down on the plaque.

Eh…I don’t know who’d be the most disposable of the group. I’d say it’ll be Roland, since he really doesn’t do anything asides from salivate over Serra.

The statue creaked and groaned as the base slowly shifted away, revealing a trapdoor on the ground. “Huh, it wasn’t booby-trapped…guess that’s good I suppose.”

“It’s a damn good thing there was no trap; if Sothe had gotten injured, or worse, I’ll end your miserable life!” Micaiah snapped at Gaston, glaring dangerously at him.

“No need to get angry; the boy is still alive, though I question why you care so much about some street rat.” The samurai sneered, marching towards the trapdoor and opened it, climbing down below to the underground tunnels. Astolfo and his group wearily looked at one another, before opting to follow Gaston down the ladder, with Nanashi following behind them, closing the door once he was down.

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As one would expect from a series of underground tunnels, they were dark, damp and cramped. The heroes had to get on their hands and knees to crawl through the tunnels, with Gaston moaning about how his uniform’s all dirty now. Nanashi continued to dawdle behind, something which the heroes found somewhat odd.

That kid was always a slacker, I tell you what.

“Any reason why Nanashi’s falling behind? I don’t wan the guy to get lost down here.” Roland inquired.

“Perhaps his teenage hormones got the better of him, and he’s deciding to check us out.” Boudica suggesting, wincing slightly as she felt the sensation of wet moss rub up against her hand. “I swear if he tries something, I’ll put a boot up his ass.”

“Well if he wants to see some ass, I’ll be more than happy to indulge him.” Astolfo giggled, lifting up his skirt so that everyone behind him got a good look at his juicy backside.

I see the author still hasn’t had his fill of ass yet.

“Compose yourself, you degenerate pervert!” Gaston snapped, the young man in a foul mood.

“Why, you jealous about how much nicer my ass is than yours?” The pinkette teased, causing the samurai to splutter in rage while Blair chuckled loudly in response. “Hey look, we’re almost out of these tunnels!”

“About time, I’m getting tired of crawling around like a rat.” Sothe sighed in relief, as the group emerged from the tunnels and appeared in what looked like an underground arena, with several caged doors lining the walls. “Where are we…?”

Ancient Rome. I doubt Boudica’s gonna like it, but it is what it is.

“Ohohohohoho! It’s your new grave, sonny!” the voice of an old man echoed throughout the arena, as a demon appeared out of nowhere and confronted the heroes. “Well, it’s been quite some time since we last met, eh?”

“Zhong Kui! It’s about time we dealt with you.” Micaiah declared boldly, pointing at the demon. “You will pay for brainwashing Damien that day!”

“Oh I didn’t brainwash him, I just showed him his mother’s death certificate. No deceptive practises whatsoever.” The demon countered the accusations.

Yet that was all it took to convince the young man to join your gang. I’m not saying it’s a bad plan or whatever, but it needed a bit more thought put into it.

“Oh yeah? Then what do you say about this?!” The silver-haired maiden retorted, showing him copies of the proof Ame showed her the other day. Zhong Kui stepped closer and took a closer look at the documents, before handing them back to Micaiah.

“Huh…guess I was lied to that day. Ah well, it still doesn’t change anything whatsoever. I shall put a stop to you right here, right now.” Zhong Kui declared, bringing out his duel disk.

“My master, who I put my faith and trust in, lied to me. Ah well, it doesn’t matter; let’s play some card games!”

“If it’s a challenge you want, it’s a challenge you’ll get! Chevalier stepped up to the plate, bringing out his own duel disk. “If I win, you’ll hand over the Relic you stole from us that day!”

“The Diamond Earring…? Alright then, guess there’s no harm in wagering it if it’s a duel that you can’t win.” Zhong Kui agreed to the terms, a confident smirk on his senile face.

“Duel!” Both combatants called out, drawing their opening hands.

Chevalier: 4000
Zhong Kui: 4000


“Allow me to make the first move; I’ll set a monster facedown and end my turn with a card facedown.” Chevalier calmly replied, leaving everyone surprised at his barebones turn.

Well that was disappointing, more so that that Melia x Venam lemon the author wrote in his other fic, and no, I’m not talking about his Rejuvenation fic.

“Guess he must’ve bricked hard…” Sothe suggested.

“And what was that pitiful display?! I could’ve wiped out that demon on the very first turn!” Gaston snorted, disgusted by the pitiful display he just witnessed.

Ah, you must have some degenerate FTK deck in your possession. No wonder everyone hates you.

“Ohohohohohoho! I wouldn’t be sure about that. It’s my turn.” Zhong Kui chuckled, drawing his card. “I’ll activate my newly acquired Diamond Core of Koa’ki Meiru, enabling to add any Koa’ki Meiru card of my choice. And I’ve got the perfect choice for the situation; Iron Core Specimen Lab.” The demon continued, activating his field spell.

“Uh-oh…this is not good. Not good at all.” Astolfo paled, upon the field getting transformed from an arena, to a dark, underground laboratory.

“Hmmm? Is something the matter?” Boudica inquired.

“Koa’ki Meiru is a powerful deck, designed to counter decks that heavily rely on LIGHT and DARK monsters; some of those archetypes include Dark World, Vampire, D/D/D, Lightsworn, Blackwing, Prophecy—” Astolfo began his explanation.

Ah yes, I remember them. They were a formidable foe in the TCG, and a complete pain in Duel Links. Good times.

“My god, this guy can theoretically sweep us all!” Sothe exclaimed, with Gaston snorting in response.

“Pah, my deck has no reason to fear such trivial garbage.” He snorted arrogantly.

“Not exactly; they can also sweep your Vylons without breaking a sweat.” The pinkette giggled, with the samurai glaring at him in response.

“Where was I? Oh yes, I’ll summon Koa’ki Meiru Urnight in Attack Mode, and activate his effect to special summon Koa’ki Meiru Crusader.” Zhong Kui continued, with the bulky warrior shuffling from one of the lab chambers to a designated monster zone next to the armoured centaur. “Now I’ll have Crusader destroy your facedown monster, attack!”

The armoured knight barrelled towards the facedown, monster, plunging its sword through it as a spectral wolf emerged from it and attacked Urnight, the centaur groaning in pain as it was destroyed. “Thanks, Ryko. Your sacrifice won’t be in vain.” Chevalier smiled, milling the designated cards. “And what a surprise I’ve got here; thanks to her effect I can summon Felis, Lightsworn Archer in Defense Mode!”

“Hoo-he! That’s quite the comeback, sonny.” The deity chuckled heartily.

“You activated your cards’ effect to destroy my monster and special summon yours.” Comeback of the ages, everyone!

“Crusader’s effect activates, enabling me to reclaim any Koa’ki Meiru card from my graveyard, like my Diamond Core. Then I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn.”

“I assume you know about your monsters’ drawbacks?” The petite blonde inquired.

“Indeed I do; in fact it’s what my skill’s about, sonny. Behold, Emergency Core Repairs!” Zhong Kui boldly declares, his deck glowing a faint white. “Whenever I’m required to pay maintenance cost for my Koa’kis, I can send or reveal cards from my deck as well as my hand, like so…” He continued, revealing a second copy of Crusader from his deck.

Nothing like a skill that nullifies the decks main weakness, that being the reliance of having a decent hand to pay your monsters’ maintenance cost.

“Unbelievable…he has a skill that circumvents the decks main weakness.” Micaiah muttered, curious on how Chevalier will respond to this new development.

“Not bad, but I’ve got plenty of trick up my sleeves. I draw.” Chevalier called out, drawing his next card. “I’ll summon Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner and activate her effect. By discarding a card, I can summon another Lightsworn monster, like the one I just discarded; Aurkus, Lightsworn Druid!”

The graceful woman uttered a prayer, with the stocky man rising up from the grave, clutching his book firmly, with the gears slowly clicking in Chevalier’s mind. “Then I’ll play my trap card Sixth Sense; my numbers will be 2 and 6, thank you very much.”

Sixth Sense?! One of the most broken cards in the entire damn game, and the hero plays it as if it’s not forbidden? What the hell are the heroes gonna play when dueling Krishna, fucking Yata-Lock?!

Intrigued by the bold play, Zhong Kui activated the digital dice on his duel disk and rolled it, a 2 showing up as the result. “Heh, lucky guess.”

“Oh it wouldn’t have mattered anyway; now allow me to show you my newest friend. I’ll tune Aurkus and Lumina to Felis in order to Synchro Summon the mighty Ascension Sky Dragon!” Chevalier boldly declared, the majestic dragon descending onto the field and let out a mighty roar.

“Wow…when’d you get that kickass dragon?” Blair inquired, staring in awe at the massive beast.

His ass. It’s a suitable storage place for situational cards.

“I’ve had this for a while now, but added it into my Extra Deck recently. If you want, we can do a bit of trading after all this is done.” Chevalier answered, flashing her a peace symbol with the young girl accepting the proposal.

“Heh, that’s a neat card you got out there. Can’t wait to crush it in battle.” Zhong Kui called out, eager to fight the powerful dragon.

“Oh you can try, but my dragon has quite the powerful effect; when it gets summoned, it gains 800ATK for every card in my hand at the time, and I count four.” The blonde man began.

If an ATK boost that’s reliant on how many cards you have in your hand is powerful, then I bet you’ll shit your pants if you see a monster that’s unaffected by card effects.

ATK (0-3200)

“Battle! Ascension Sky Dragon, destroy his Crusader; Draconic Blast!” Chevalier called out, the serpentine dragon charging up a ball of energy, launching it at the warrior who was instantly vaporised.

Zhong Kui: 2700

“I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn. It’s your move…” The petite man smirked confidently, with the ancient warrior chuckling heartily in response.

“Hahaha! That was some attack you pulled off; which’ll make my comeback all the more spectacular, I draw!” Zhong Kui called out, drawing his next card.

The dialogue’s a little generic, but I’ll take it over all the soy shit that Julia (MS) rambled about.

“I’ll activate my facedown card, Core Reinforcement to bring back my Urnight. Then I’ll activate its effect to special summon Koa’ki Meiru War Arms from my deck, and normal summon Koa’ki Meiru Sea Panther from my hand, before tributing them to XYZ summon Number 103 Ragnazero!”

“A Number card?!” Astolfo gasped in shock. “Where’d get one of those?”

“Number cards? But I thought those were banned for being way too powerful.” Sothe chimed in.

Number cards, a set of 100 MacGuffins that drove the plot in Yugioh Zexal for at least the first half. What never ceases to amaze me is that it took five damn years just for the first 100 to get released in the TCG, despite the show finishing ages ago.

“Quit cowering like a child; it’s just a card!” Gaston snorted, impatiently waiting for the duel to end.

“Oh it’s no ordinary card laddie; by using an XYZ material, I can destroy a monster whose current ATK is different from its original ATK.” The deity retorted, as one of the energy balls dove into the fairy’s curved sword, with it firing a beam of light towards Chevalier’s dragon.

“Not so fast! I activate Sky Dragon’s second effect; if it were to be destroyed, it is returned to the Extra Deck instead, then I get to special summon all the monsters that were tributed for its Synchro Summon!” Chevalier retorted, the dragon disappearing in a ray of light, with the three Lightsworns making their grandiose return.

“How intriguing…but I won’t let you summon it on your next turn. Ragnazero, destroy his Lumina. Urnight, destroy his Aurkus!” Zhong Kui ordered, the fairy lunging towards the spellcaster and bisected her, dealing a decent amount of damage, followed up by the centaur crushing his foe.

Not bad, but you should’ve destroyed Felis instead of Aurkus, preventing him from following up with additional Synchro plays.

Chevalier: 2600

“I’ll set two cards facedown and end my turn.” The deity concluded his turn, using his skill to fulfil the cost of his cards, with Chevalier wiping the dust off his face.

“Better make a comeback soon, or I’m toast. I draw.” He mused to himself, drawing his next card. “I’ll activate Charge of the Light Brigade, a card I’m sure you’re all familiar with.” He continued, adding his chosen card after paying the cost, with two, massive humanoid wolves emerging from the graveyard and stared down their opponent, a vicious snarl etched on their faces.

“Now that’s what I’d call a lucky break.” Boudica smiled, with Gaston rolling his eyes in disgust.

More like a convenient break, with how sacky that mill was.

“Next I’ll summon Jain, Lightsworn Paladin in attack mode and use Monster Reborn to special summon Ryko, Lightsworn Hunter! But that’s not all; I’ll tribute Jain, Ryko and my first Wulf to LINK summon Curious, the Lightsworn Dominion, then I’ll follow up by tributing Felis and Wulf to synchro summon Light End Dragon!” The blonde man continued, milling a card with Curious’ effect, a second Felis being special summoned from the graveyard via its effect. “Next I’ll activate my facedown Back to the Front to special summon Jain, enabling me to tribute her and my second Felis to special summon Avenging Knight Parshath!”

“Now this is what I’ve been yearning for; a challenger giving me a run for my money!” Zhong Kui cackled with glee.

Well considering that this was your first duel in the fic, and you’re up against a protagonist, it was evident that they’ll be a challenge for you.

“I’ll be happy to indulge you then; Light End Dragon, attack his Ragnazero. Parshath, attack his Urnight!” Chevalier began, the two heavenly beings charging at their foes and destroyed them effortlessly.

Zhong Kui: 1900

“Now, Curious; time to end this—” the petite blonde began.

“I activate the Quick-Play Spell, Shrink. This ought to save my hide.” Zhong Kui called out, surviving the direct attack.

And you couldn’t have used it to prevent either of your monsters from getting destroyed by battle, why? No wonder you’re finding Chevalier to be a challenge; you’re playing like a complete fool!

ATK (2400-1200)
Zhong Kui: 700


“I’ll end my turn with a card facedown, during which, Curious’ attack goes back to normal.” Chevalier concluded his turn.

ATK (1200-2400)

“I must say, you’ve been the most enjoyable opponent I’ve faced in a long time. It’s a shame that we’re on opposing sides.” The deity mused to the heroes.

“Yeah, you seem like a nice guy despite your bosses being anti-fangame bigots.” Astolfo replied, with Zhong Kui letting out a quick chuckle.

“I myself don’t think your games are a hinderance to our plans, but who am I to question Krishna’s will? That said, I’ll draw!” He declared, drawing his next card and gazed at it. “Perfect…just what the doctor ordered?”

How convenient that this villain goes “Oh I don’t hate your fangames, I was just following orders.” It’s like you can see these plot developments from a mile away.

“Come again?” Chevalier inquired.

“Allow me to make the comeback of the century; first I’ll activate another Core Reinforcement to bring back my Urnight once more, using his effect to special Koa’ki Meiru Overload. But they won’t be around for long, as I tribute them to summon Koa’ki Meiru Valafar in attack mode. Furthermore, I’ll banish an Iron Core of Koa’ki Meiru to special summon Koa’ki Meiru Maximus, using his effect to destroy your Curious. Finally, I’ll activate Core Overclock to grant a 500ATK boost to all my Koa’ki Meiru monsters.

ATK (3000-3500)
ATK (3000-3500)


“Oh no…” Chevalier cried out in fear, with Zhong Kui puffing his chest out in pride.

Sorry Chev, it was nice knowing you.

“Time to end this; Maximus, Valafar destroy both his monsters!” The deity called out, with the two massive titans charging at the heavenly beings, crushing them with their sheer, overwhelming strength.

“GWAAAAHHHH!” Chevalier cried out in pain, as he was flung back to the ground by the resulting shockwave, before barely managing to get up off his feet.

Chevalier: 800

“I’m impressed you lived that assault. But it’ll all end on my next turn, it’s your move.” Zhong Kui called out, paying the required cost for his cards.

Or you could’ve activated Overclock’s second effect, discarding an Iron Core of Koa’ki Meiru to give both your monsters an extra 1000ATK, finishing the duel right there and then. Fucking hell, the misplays are off the charts in this chapter!

‘It all depends on this next draw…I have to win this, I must!’ Chevalier thought to himself, reaching for his deck and drawing his next card, quietly gazing at it. “I’ll activate my facedown card, Poison of the Old Man, in order to recover 1200 Lifepoints.”

Chevalier: 2000

“Pffft, what kind of pathetic card was that?! Surely you aren’t throwing in the towel to this demon?” Gaston inquired incredulously.

That’s all you’ve done so far; rant about how “lol, you’re so pathetic for not summoning five monsters with 3000ATK in one turn!” Fucking hell, between you and Tayama it’s like all Shin Megami characters turned into one-note parrots!

“Oh, it was a necessary step, especially when I special summon my Judgement Dragon!” The petite blonde inquired, a nervous expression appearing on Zhong Kui’s face.

“Aah!” The deity cried out in fear, recognising the dragon’s mighty power.

“I see you already know of my dragon’s power; guess I won’t have to explain it then.” Chevalier commented, wincing in pain from the lifepoint cost as the dragon unleashed a mighty roar, destroying every other card on the field.

Chevalier: 1000

“B-But that means—” Gaston spluttered, with Nanashi finally raising an eyebrow in a hint of intrigue at the duel.

Oh yeah, I forgot you were with us Nanashi.

“Yep, it’s time to end this! Judgement Dragon, lay waste to your enemy!” Chevalier called out, the massive dragon flying into the air and fired a massive beam of energy at the deity, who cried out in pain as his lifepoints dropped down to zero.

Zhong Kui: 0
Winner: Chevalier


“Alright! Way to go Chevvie!” Blair cheered, with the other heroes, sans Gaston and Nanashi joining in one the celebrations. Zhong Kui scoffed at himself in annoyance for his failure to stop the heroes, as red cracks soon showed up on his body.

Is it some ancient tradition for all demons who lose a card game to explode?!

“Ah…so this is the price I pay for failure…” He muttered sadly to himself, gesturing for Chevalier to come over to him, the deity handing him a small jewellery box. “Here, as I promised before the duel.”

“Thanks.” Chevalier smiled, checking to see if the earring was still alright. “Yep, just as it was before it got stolen.”

“I sense great potential in you and your friends, young man. Perhaps humanity can survive without gods and demons…but please, don’t let that Tressa lass go through with her scheme, or this all would’ve been for nothing…” Zhong Kui parted some last tidbits of wisdom, before his body exploded into millions of tiny pieces.

Good night, sweet prince. You were one of the more tolerable characters in this damn fic.

“Not gonna lie, I’ll miss that guy. He seemed to be one of the nicer members…” Micaiah commented to herself.

“Such is the price of war…” Nanashi interjected, pointing over to a door that just opened. “Now are we going to end this or not?”

“Oh I’M gonna end this; no way am I going to let any of you tossers steal MY glory.” Gaston snorted, running over to the door in a complete frenzy.

“H-Hey, wait up!” Astolfo called out, with his group quickly following behind as Nanashi watched them go, a sinister smirk on his face.

“Hehehe…it’s time to spring the trap.” He muttered, his eyes glowing bright green.

I’d ask you all who saw this coming, but I’m pretty sure that you all did.

Tsukiji Kongangi: Ritual Room

The room was small, dark and incredibly musty, as if it hadn’t been used for several years. Standing upright in the rooms center, Damien was tied to a wooden cross, crucified for some odd reason, a look of confusion and fear on his pale face, the young man weak from hunger. Meanwhile, Krishna was frantically pacing up and down the room with his co-patriots eyeing him up wearily.

“This is absurd! How is he not attaining his true form?! I followed the ritual to the letter, even going above and beyond, but nothing’s happening!” Krishna ranted, kicking an empty box aside. “Between Tressa’s betrayal, and this botched ritual, nothing’s been in our favour for the last couple days!”

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems that Zhong Kui has been bested by the fangame dealers; that makes it two relics they’ve reclaimed.” Maitreya added, with the Hindu deity snorting in disgust.

Ok, so it’s evident that they don’t want to lose the relics. In that case, what do you even need them for?! We got no answer whatsoever for their obsession with them, asides from “neener, neener, neener, we have your relics”!

“Great, just great. More bad news to throw onto the pile.” He retorted, bitter over the new turn of events.

“Fret not, the fangame junkies shall be slain by my hand.” Odin pledged, with the door to the room swinging wide open, the heroes storming into the cramped room. “Speak of the devil…”

“D-Damian!” Micaiah cried out in shock upon seeing his weakened form, turning to glare at the deities. “What have you down with him, you monsters?!”

“Him? Oh we tried helping him attain salvation, but it seems he’s resisting our noble efforts. That, or he’s not our Godslayer at all. Either way, he’s useless to us now…” Krishna casually commented.

If it took you lot this long to find out that Damien isn’t your Godslayer, then no wonder Tressa left your shitty cult.

“So you’re just gonna toss him aside after poisoning his mind with lies that you ordered Jaern to produce? Some “benevolent” deity you are.” Boudica scoffed in disgust.

“Your words mean nothing to us; we should be able to do anything we want to our worshippers; such is the law that all demons, gods and angels follow.” Maitreya retorted.

“Enough of your lies! I shall cut you down where you stand!” Gaston called out, pointing his spear at the deities.

“Do you want a—” Sothe began.

“Shut the hell up and stand back! This is my fight, I’m not letting anyone else steal MY glory!” The Crusader snapped harshly, with Odin chuckling at the arrogant tosser.

Mind if I join in, Odin? Because this shit is hilarious!

“I’ll be more than happy to take you up on your challenge. I shall determine if you are worthy of Valhalla.” Odin accepted, bringing out his Gungnir and pointed it at the samurai.

“…come again?” Gaston inquired, a puzzled look on his face.

“The highest honor for a warrior is to arrive at the gates of Valhalla upon their death. The fact that you don’t know about it raises questions as to whether you really are a capable warrior or not…” Odin answered, his stealth taunt infuriating the samurai.

“Grrrrr, I’ll kill you for that!” Gaston roared, his ego wounded by the taunt as he lunged at the deity in a blind fury. Odin effortlessly parried the attack, sending the samurai flying back a few feet, with Gaston charging once more, dodging the incoming attack and started striking Odin’s legs with his spear…but it was doing very little damage to the deity.

Well this is an accurate representation of the curb-stomping that happens in the game.

“He’s shrugging them off as if they were small flies…” Blair commented to herself.

“G-Gaston, let us help you!” Chevalier pleaded, the samurai ignoring his words.

“I told you, I can do this myself!” He hissed back.

“If you’ve got the energy to bicker with your friends, then you can put more effort into your attacks!” Odin called out, delivering a swift kick to Gaston, pushing him back a few feet.

Between his pitch-throw of Dio earlier in the fic, and his kick right now, am I to assume that he plays football in his spare time?

Enraged, he opted to charged once more at the deity, who dodged the attack and charged his spear full of electricity, before firing a bolt at the samurai, striking him dead on as electricity coursed through his body, the warrior letting out a cry of pain before collapsing to the ground, weakly kneeling before the deity.

“Ugh! I-I won’t die here…” Gaston hissed weakly. “M-My spear can still do something…”

“If you still think your spear can do something, then impale yourself with it, to spare youself the humiliation.” Odin told him, contempt in his voice as he soon uttered the worst thing a dying warrior could ever hear. “You, you are not worth of Valhalla…”

“No…No! I-I can’t die here…M-My Crusaders will…save me…” Gaston cried out weakly, before falling facedown onto the floor and left the realm of the living.

So long Gaston, you will NOT be missed.

“And as the humans like saying, you left him in the over for too long.” Maitreya lightened up the atmosphere with some dark humor, the heroes left utterly stunned by what they just saw. Though he was rather arrogant, they still thought that he was very talented and didn’t deserve to die in such a brutal fashion. Remembering what the came here for, Astolfo made a beeline for the prisoner, with Roland and Boudica helping him free the weakened Damien.

I guess they were too invested in the curb-stomp to pay attention to their objective, can’t say I blame them.

“Ugh…w-where am I?” The young man inquired, with Roland and Boudica hoisting him up on his feet, an arm around his shoulders.

“We’re here to rescue you; that and we’ve got some good news about your mom, she’s not dead!” Roland smiled at him, the white-haired youth’s ears perking up.

“R-Really?! She’s not dead?” Damien double checked with the heroes.

“Yep, you can double-check with Ame once we arrive back at base. I’m sure they’ll be delighted to see you again.” Boudica replied, the group of four walking back to their group.

“Yeah…I guess I should apologise for causing them all this trouble…” Damian chuckled weakly, with Krishna just noticing what was happening.

“H-Hey! Give me back my Godlsayer!” He demanded.

I thought you couldn’t give two shits about him anymore! Consistency, what the fuck is that?!

“Hah! That’s what you get for spreading your anti-fangame bigotry. We all know the real reason you hate them.” Astolfo retorted, poking his tongue out at them.

“Why you—" Krishna began, before taking a deep breath and starting over again. “Fine, you caught me. I opposed the fangames due to the amount of strong female characters in them; such empowerment is an insult to the old gods and everything we stand for.”

“Hah! I knew I was right; shame on you for brainwashing—” The pinkette began.

“That was sarcasm you incomprehensible bint! My god, are all the fangame addicts double-digit IQ mongoloids?! You randomly get outraged over such trivial garbage it’s a miracle you twits even know how to breathe!” Krishna ranted.

Well with how often Astolfo loses his temper over differing opinions, you may have a point there, Krishna.

“What’s the matter Krishna, fangame’s got your tongue?” A familiar voice echoed through the halls, with the deity in question immediately recognising the voice. What followed was the arrival of Nanashi, his eye’s glowing green as a sinister smirk was plastered on his face. “I gotta give my puppet some credit; he got that insolent samurai killed, makes my job easier.”

“You took your time getting here, Dagda.” Maitreya replied, with the deity emerging from Nanashi’s phone and stood beside his puppet.

“W-Wait, what’s going on here?!” Blair inquired, confused at the new turn of events.

“Isn’t it obvious? Dagda has betrayed the both of us; his followers got several hunters killed in an ambush.” Krishna sneered, with the heroes turning to face Nanashi, horrified looks on their faces.

“H-How could you…?” Chevalier inquired quietly.

Simple. He was turned into a comically evil villain for the sake of adding shitty filler to this story.

“Easy, Dagda and I concocted a way to deal with the Divine Powers and the Hunter Association once and for all; they were both in our way and needed to be dealt with. Of course, I didn’t expect the fangame peddlers to show up, but they’re naught but kindle to the Cult.”

“The Cult…you mean you’re with the Cult of Kosmos?!” Micaiah exclaimed, with Nanashi laughing maniacally.

“No, not quite. I’m referring to the Freedom Cult; a group that we founded in order to help humanity achieve true freedom, a universe where humans are not the slaves of gods, demons and angels.” The young man proudly boasted. “And if I have to destroy your fangames to achieve said dream, then so be it.”

Oh fuck me, not another cult! Let’s hope that this one isn’t full of rape-obsessed idiots.

“Quite the enthusiastic kid, ain’t he?” Dagda commented casually, with Odin glaring at his former comrade.

“Is this true Dagda? Are you really betraying the old gods for whatever scheme you concocted with this brat?” Odin demanded an answer.

“I didn’t betray you; after all, it implies I was on your side to begin with.” Dagda retorted. “Besides, we’ve got bigger things to worry about than pointless video games.”

“You insolent vermin!” Odin roared, pointing his spear at Dagda. “I will make you pay for your treachery against the old gods. We will ensure that you’re forgotten for all eternity!”

“You say that as if I care about being remembered;” Dadga ignored his former comrade’s rant, as the tv screen in the room suddenly crackled to life, with Jaern on the other end.

What the hell’s a TV doing in a room supposedly reserved for rituals? Is it for the sake of progressing the already slow as molasses plot along?

“K-Krishna…we need to talk…” Jaern spoke in his high-pitched voice, alerting the deity of his presence.

“Oh what do you want now?” Krishna inquired, clearly not in the mood for any more nonsense.

“I’ve talked it over with my comrades; we’ve decided to quit the Divine Powers and join up with Tressa’s gang. You haven’t been keeping up your end of the deal, so there’s no reason for us to stand under your banner anymore. Make no mistake, we will get revenge for what they did to us, without your help whatsoever.” Jaern explained, quickly shutting the feed off on his end, a livid expression appearing on Krishna’s face.

Damn, today has not been Krishna’s day at all.

“Ouch, that’s got to hurt…” Dagda rubbed some salt in the wound, with Nanashi looking back and noticing that the heroes were gone.

“Dagda, they left without us, no doubt ratting us out to the Hunter Association.” Nanashi informed his puppetmaster.

“Not a problem, we’ll catch up to them while Krishna’s busy. Besides, I know a way we can get out of this situation alive. You’ll just have to do as you’re told, kid.” Dagda replied, hopping back into Nanashi’s phone, with the twisted youth making the arduous trek back out the temple.

Well that’s it for this chapter. I do apologise if the commentary wasn’t as biting as in the last part, but there was less insane shit to wade through. Perhaps we’ll get some more interesting content in the next chapter.

Talk about a plot twist and a half; that was one hell of a chapter. I tried to imitate the botched raid on Tsukiji Kongangi from the game, but with a few surprises of my own. The next two or so chapters will be slow, but that’s just to build up for something major that I’m sure you’ll like. Catch you all latter, peeps!

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant stolen)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Professor Maple
Lin
Sirius
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved
Geara
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius
Lavia
Baron
Connor
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter
The Ratcatcher
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
A quote from Project AFTER
Gorillagram only gets sexual stimulation from playing Pokemon Reborn and its derivatives.
A quote from Andrew himself

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