Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:53 am

Having received a bite from the ‘curiosity bug’ I decided to see what Junpei’s been up to in his other fic and lo and behold, he confessed his love to his blonde waifu before sucking face with her. And while the author’s most certainly pleased with himself, I’m stuck mocked YET ANOTHER chapter of this shit that involves a new franchise and card games.

So, Code Geass; I have a basic understanding of the premise, the story and the characters. It may not be much, but it’s certainly more than the author knows, that’s for sure. But enough of my rambling, I’ve got a chapter to mock.


Well it’s finally time for a duel you’ve all been waiting for; the introduction of Tressa and her amazing deck! Who’ll be the poor sap that gets crushed by her might? We’ll you’ll have to read on to find out.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 41: A battle of the mind!

Pendragon Imperial Palace: Holy Britannian Empire

The throne room had been prepared in advance for the emperor’s guests, in a meeting that the middle-aged man had been anticipating for quite some time now. He was confused as to why he hasn’t heard anything regarding the Divine Powers in a while, and hoped that Tressa would provide him with the answers he needed.

To be fair, shitty phone service in a demon-infested nation is to be expected. They would’ve used carrier pigeons, but I highly doubt any of them would return.

A guard soon walked up to him, handing over a small slip of paper to him as he began reading it to himself.

“Good, she’s here. Let her in.” Charles ordered, the guard bowing before him, as he quickly made his way towards the door, gesturing the guard standing by it to open it. Charles sat back on his throne and watched as Tressa, Big Smoke and Sartorius entered the throne room, bowing slightly before the Britannian emperor. “It’s been a while, hasn’t it, Sir. Melvin?”

Ah yes, I forgot that Big Smoke was knighted for his services. Why even bother fighting for Tressa when you’re essentially set for life?

“Indeed it has, my liege. We come bearing news about an update regarding our position in the war against the angels and demons.” Big Smoke replied, gesturing to his companions. “I take it you’ve heard of my great leader?”

“I have heard various accounts from my agents regarding Tressa’s godlike strength and intelligence, but the other fellow beside you is completely new to me.” The emperor commented.

“It’s almost as if he’s just here to show off the author’s made up cards.”

“Sartorius is the newest member of the Divine Conspiracy; he hasn’t been her long and already he’s worked his way to becoming one of the organisations highest ranking members.” Tressa informed the older man.

“It was the will of destiny herself that guided my success; it was but an inevitable turn of events.” Sartorius added.

So in other words, you cheated. Good to see that you’re honest about it; Tressa still owes me an apology for lying to me.

“Interesting…but you mentioned something about this Divine Conspiracy. I thought you were working for the Divine Powers.” Charles inquired.

“Oh, them. Long story short, Krishna was playing us for fools all along, he seeks to create a universe where we’re all enslaved to him and his cronies. All that so he can get his petty revenge over those fangames Big Smoke told you about.” Tressa began her explanation, struggling to hide her contempt for Krishna. “I ended up creating a vastly superior organisation, laughing from the sidelines as the Divine Powers suffer defeat after defeat.”

“However, we lost the Ball of Competency to the heroes shortly afterwards. Funny how only one faction can have it at a time.”

“And to top things off, the Divine Powers were the ones who originally published and circulated that Code Geass artbook that depicts your family as incestuous nymphomaniacs.” Big Smoke added.

“What?! Why would Krishna pull a stunt like that in the first place? Surely he wouldn’t want to betray the trust I had put in him.” Charles exclaimed, refusing to believe what he had just heard.

Yes, why indeed? As far as I can tell, it served no purpose in furthering Krishna’s goal of salvation or whatever. Must’ve been a shitty attempt to win over the Metal Slug women.

“It is the unfortunate truth; destiny is not one for pulling back punches. However, there’s still hope for you; join us in the Divine Conspiracy, we shall help you end the cycle of corruption that has plagued your great nation for several centuries.” Sartorius offered, striking Charles with an awfully tempting deal.

“Hmmm…you strike a hard bargain. But how do I know that you can stand on your own legs without Krishna watching over you?” The emperor inquired, with Tressa bringing something out of her suitcase.

Watch the news; surely you would’ve seen a story about that raid on SOL Technologies they orchestrated. But that would require the author to use his brain, which takes away valuable masturbation time.

“I’ll give you a first-hand taste of my godlike intelligence; I challenge you to a duel!” The young girl began, putting on her duel disk and striking a dramatic pose.

“Hahaha! I love your enthusiasm. Unfortunately, I have no knowledge of this game, but I’m confident that my son Lelouch would provide you with the challenge that you desire.” Charles chuckled, gesturing at another guard to bring his son to him. Obeying the request, the guard briskly walked out of the room and left the group of four to wait patiently inside the throne room. Around a minute later, the guard arrived back, bringing with him Lelouch and his assistant/friend, Suzaku.

So is this before Lelouch abandoned his status as a heir to join The Black Knights, or is this another alternate universe, like what happened with the Zero Escape characters?

“…you called for me, father?” Lelouch inquired, raising an eyebrow in curiosity.

“Yes, you are to challenge this young lady to a duel, in order to determine whether we join forces with them.” The emperor ordered, with Tressa waving at the teen genius.

“If it’ll keep you out of my hair for a while, then what have I got to lose?” The young man replied, with both combatants standing opposite each other, with Tressa’s duel disk already activated. “Oh? Seems I don’t have one with me. Guess I’ll have to sit this one—"

“Not to worry, I’ll loan you mine. I’ll even give you the deck that me and Euphy worked on together.” Suzaku chimed in, showing him a metal case and opening it.

Wait, Euphemia’s alive in this story?! What the hell, I love it now!

Shooting a small scowl at his friend, Lelouch took the deck and duel disk and got to his side of the arena, staring down his opponent for the day.

“Honestly, I don’t know a whole lot about this card game, but if it’s anything like chess, then this ought to be a piece of cake.” Lelouch smirked confidently.

One would think that with Lelouch’s arrival, they will be a future chapter where he and Radomus duke it out in a game of chess. Of course, given how dull the duels are, the thought of a chess match written by this guy would give me nightmares for weeks.

“You seem quite sure of yourself; I like that a lot. But id there’s one thing you’ll learn from today, is that I am not to be trifled with.” Tressa retorted, both players shuffling their decks before setting them in their respective disks.

“Allow me to determine who shall emerged victorious today—What?! My Future Sight’s not working?” Sartorius began, hoping to look into the future but wasn’t able to, which had surprised him.

The Anti-Spoiler police finally put you and your cheating to a stop. Took them long enough.

“I’ve heard rumors that the Britannian family are blessed with special powers, one of which could be blocking your Future Sight.” Big Smoke chimed in. “Besides, I love a little mystery in my life; keeps things interesting.”

“Duel!” Both duelists called out, drawing their opening hands.

Tressa: 4000
Lelouch: 4000


“Allow me to make the first move; I play Toy Vendor from my hand, then activate it to draw a card, after discarding one of course.” Lelouch began, performing the necessary actions and smirked at what he drew. “Due to Toy Vendor’s effect, I get to special summon Fluffal Dog from my hand, and use it’s effect to add a card of my choice from my deck to my hand. Next I’ll use Polymerisation to fuse the Edge Imp Sabres in my hand, and the Fluffal Dog on my field to fusion summon Frightfur Wolf. Then I’ll play Frightfur Fusion, banishing my Dog and Sabres from the graveyard to Fusion summon Frightfur Tiger, during which his effect activates to give both my Frightfur’s a 600ATK boost!”

ATK (2000-2600)
ATK (1900-2500)


“Next, I’ll set a card facedown and end my turn.” Lelouch continued, confident with his board right now.

Two fusions, a Continuous Spell, and a facedown card. Not bad for a first turn from a Fluffal deck.

“Nice plays; you managed to bring out two fusion monsters on your first turn, despite your lack of knowledge in this game.” Suzaku complimented the young prince. “But you can’t exactly spam extra deck monsters without playing a Link monster beforehand…”

“If that’s the case, then why did you forgot to include any into your deck?”” Lelouch retorted, causing the young man to chuckle in an embarrassed manner.

“I may have forgotten to put some in…eheheheheh.” Suzaku answered, scratching the back of his head as Tressa and her agents watch the scene in a mixture of bafflement and amusement.

Of course you would, Suzaku.

“Well this is nice and all, but I’ve got a turn to start. I draw!” Tressa called out, drawing her card and looked at it. “Firstly, I’ll play Duza the Meteor Cubic Vessel and activate his effect to dump a Vjiam the Cubic Seed from my deck to the graveyard. Then I’ll activate Cubic Karma from my hand, dumping two more Vijams to the graveyard to give my Duza a 1600ATK boost for this turn, on top of the 200ATK it gains from it’s own effect!”

Cubics? I mean they have that whole ‘decks that a main villain would use’ thing going for them, but I expected Tressa to use, I don’t know, full power PePe or some other broken shit.

ATK (1600-3400)

“Next I’ll use Foolish Burial Goods to dump a copy of Unification of the Cubic Lords to my graveyard, followed by setting two cards facedown. Then I’ll have Duza launch an attack against your Tiger; Meteor Shower!” The young merchant declared, the sentient machine hovering towards the stuffed tiger, barraging it with several punches that were as fast as meteors hurtling through space, creating an explosion that sent bits of fabric and stuffing everywhere.

Lelouch: 3100

ATK (2600-2000)


“I’ll end my turn, it’s your move.” Tressa smiled sweetly, with Duza’s attack being reset upon her turn’s conclusion.

ATK (3400-1600)

“Looks like you’ll provide me with more amusement that I expected.” Lelouch chuckled in amusement, drawing his next card. “Perfect, I play Card of Demise to draw five more cards, but I must discard my entire hand after five turns.

Isn’t it convenient how everyone has all these powerful draw cards in their deck? Next, I’ll be expecting them to run other staple’s such as the Ghost Girls and the Kaijus.

Next, I’ll play Frightfur Reborn to bring back my Tiger from the Graveyard.”

ATK (1900-2500)
ATK (2000-2600)


“Now I’ll play Polymerization from my hand, fusing my Frightfur Wolf, alongside the Fluffal Cat and Fluffal Rabbit in my hand to fusion summon Frightfur Sabre-Tooth, and since I used three materials for its fusion summon, it can’t be destroyed by battle or card effect. Additionally, I can retrieve a Polymerization and my Fluffal Dog from the graveyard, thanks to the effects of my Cat and Rabbit. Oh, and did I mention that Sabre-Tooth grants all Frightfur monsters an additional 400ATK?” The young prince continued.

ATK (2500-2900)
ATK (2400-3400)


“Battle! I’ll have Sabre-Tooth eviscerate your Duza; Cursed Fang!” Lelouch declared, pointing directly at Tressa as the mangled plush Smilodon lunged at the machine, destroying it instantly with it’s sharp fangs.

Tressa: 2200

“A shame that it has to end this early, but it couldn’t be helped. Tiger, attack her directly!” He continued, eager to end this duel as soon as possible.

Well that was disappointing. Guess cards games are Tressa one wea—

“Not so fast! I activate my facedown Sakuretsu Armor to destroy your Tiger instantly!” Tressa retorted, watching as the plush Tiger exploded into thousands of little pieces.

ATK (3400-2800)

“Lucky shot, I’ll end my turn.” Lelouch scoffed, watching as Tressa drew her next card, her mind formulating a winning plan.

Never mind; God forbid the author’s Villain Sue suffers a humiliating defeat.

“Alright then, I’ll activate my second facedown card, Sixth Sense! I declare two numbers, those being four and six, and if any of those numbers show up on my next dice roll, I draw that many cards.” Tressa began, taking her die and rolled it on the ground, before stopping on a six. “Wonderful, just as I had hoped!” She smiled.

“Talk about a lucky break…” Big Smoke sighed in relief.

“You may call it luck, but it is merely as destiny herself has planned from the beginning.” Sartorius retorted calmly.

Ok, can you, or can you not see the outcome of this duel? You’ve been so inconsistent about it that it’s driving me nuts.

“First, I’ll play One for One, discarding a card to Special Summon Stygian Security from my hand. Next I’ll summon Predaplant Chlamydosundew, activating its effect to fuse it and my Security to Fusion Summon Starving Venom Fusion Dragon, and use it’s effect to gain ATK equal to that of your Sabre-Tooth’s.” Tressa continued, watching as her dragon syphoned energy away from the plush toy.

ATK (2800-5600)

“But if you think that’s if for me, then you’re wrong. By revealing my Dark Garnex, Blade Garoodia, and Buster Gundil in my hand, I get to special summon Crimson Nova the Dark Cubic Lord! Now I’ll play my Cubic Wave from my hand, doubling Crimson Nova’s attack and halving your Sabre-Tooth’s attack.” The young girl continued, with Lelouch smirking in response.

“Foolish decision, I activate my Counter Trap, Frightfur March, to negate and destroy your Wave.” The young prince smirked, watching Tressa’s spell get destroyed.

“Not bad…but did you expect me to have a second Cubic Wave?” Tressa smirked back, surprising her opponent.

“W-What?!” Lelouch gasped, watching as the cubic entity before him grow to twice its original size, while his plush shrunk down to half its size.

“She plays more than one copy of a vital spell for her deck. How could I have foreseen this?!”

ATK (3000-6000)
ATK (2800-1400)


“Battle! Crimson Nova, end that toys miserable existence; Cubic Majesty!” Tressa declared, the massive fiend charging up energy in its large cube, before firing it directly at Sabre-Tooth, the light engulfing the young prince who cried out in pain as the rest of his lifepoints were drained.

Lelouch: 0
Winner: Tressa


“What?! I was defeated that quickly?” Lelouch commented, still shocked over the stunning defeat.

Guess the author has his priorities fixed on more…pressing matters. That aside, the duel was alright, but you can tell that both players were hard-carried by their broken draw cards.

“That’s just how my deck works; dealing large amounts of damage as soon as possible.” Tressa replied, her adjutants coming over to congratulate her.

“Stupendous victory, my lady! There was never a doubt in my mind as to who would win today!” Big Smoke cheered.

“Destiny had shown you the path to victory, and you willingly accepted it. Just as it is destiny that you will lead the world into a new era.” Sartorius smirked. Charles was more than impressed with the display and clapped slowly in respect.

Staging a massive takeover of a highly respected, if dubious corporation dealing with AI and virtual reality? Eh, no biggie.

Defeating your son in a card game? Real shit.


“Excellent, you’ve more than proved your strength before me. On behalf of the Britannian Empire, I offer a truce to the Divine Conspiracy; together we shall save this world from the gods and corruption that plague it!” He declared, extending his hand to Tressa, who shook it vigorously.

“Here, here. Together, we shall wipe out those who would dare oppose our noble goals!” Tressa grinned, unaware that Big Smoke’s phone started ringing. What followed was a rather quick conversation that left a frown on the stocky man’s face.

“…Uh-huh, thanks for letting me know Ryder. Over and out.” He ended the conversation, putting his phone away. “Bad news; another one of those Gotham crazies has decided to betray us, and this time they’re trying to rope in more supporters.”

Oh my, who would’ve thought that the opportunistic and distrustful criminals would betray you?

“Didn’t I just teach those idiots not to mess with me the other day?!” Tressa exclaimed, a look of annoyance on her face as she let out a sigh. “Who is it this time?”

“Some guy by the name of Maxie Zeus; some nutjob who’s obsessed with the Greek gods.” Big Smoke answered.

“Heheheh, shall I dispose of this vermin as well? I’m more than happy to show him the error of his ways.” Sartorius offered, chuckling to himself.

“Knock yourself out; no need to go easy on him.” The young girl agreed with the idea.

“The author didn’t give you all those new cards just to lose to some nobody!”

“Uh, quick question. If these villains opt to betray you several times, then why keep them around?” Suzaku inquired.

“Most of them are reliable and trustworthy; it’s just the irrelevant thugs that try and stir up shit, thinking it would impress the big dogs.

I—you know what? I’ll let you come to your own conclusion about that statement.

All their efforts are gonna by them, is an early grave.” Tressa answered, filling out some information in her PDA. “Within a couple of days, we’ll send over the rest of my Octoguard to finalise the peace treaty. But for now, we’ve got some treacherous vermin to deal with.”

“Very well, you may leave.” Charles replied, with Tressa and her adjutants bowing before the emperor, leaving the throne room shortly afterwards.

Starlight Studios: Break room

Since Ame and the rest of the staff were busy having a discussion about their next project, Roland and the others figured it would be best if they spent the time formulating a plan on how to retrieve the rest of the Relics, putting an end to Krishna’s plan with them for good.

“Alright, we already reclaimed half the Relics from the Divine Vanguard, but I have no doubt that the Divine Powers would strengthen their security in response to our string of success. The first thing we should do is to figure out their positions, before determining which one will be the safest to retrieve.” Roland began.

But why bother though? It’ll be the same empty void but with a different nametag pinned to it.

“Well based on the intel we got from Nikita in return for our services back at Tokyo Bay, we can pinpoint their locations to three areas; Kyoto in the Kansai region, Akita in the Tohoku region, and the island of Okinawa. However, if we are to pinpoint their exact locations, we may need some assistance from Anna and Noel.” Boudica added, showing the group of four a map of Japan, with three red pins on the locations.

“I don’t know if it would be wise to bring them along with us; those Divine Vanguard demons are a cut above the rest.” Chevalier expressed his concerns.

Evidently, Chevalier’s the only one who realises that using young children as scouts in a war against demons is fucking stupid.

“Oh come on, they’re not all that tough. You and I took care of one each, while Micaiah dealt with that big bird who opted to waltz into our territory.” Blair playfully commented, resting her hand on his. “Besides, we’ll be travelling together in a group so there’s safety in numbers.”

“Hehe, I forgot about that…” Chevalier chuckled light heartedly, scratching the back of his head as the door opened and Sothe stepped in the room.

“Hey there, what have you got there?” The young rogue inquired.

“A map detailing the locations for the other three Relics of Reborn. With a little bit of skill and luck on our side, we’ll have them back in no time.” Roland declared.

“Sounds like a plan, but my issue is that which one will we go for? All three of them are quite some distance from here, and I wouldn’t put it past Krishna to relocate the other two should the first one get compromised.” Sothe replied. “Heck, I still don’t understand why Krishna doesn’t just destroy them.”

Because the guy’s an incompetent strawman who was built up to be this ultra-threatening foe, only to lose competency in a feeble attempt for the author to shill his crew of dream waifus.

“My assumption is that the Divine Powers need them for their masterplan. Mind you, I don’t know what they can achieve not that all their best commanders have defected to form a new organisation. In all honesty, they’re probably keeping them just to rub it in our faces.” Blair added.

“In that case, I say we take them back and rub it in their faces, see how those assholes like it!” Boudica declared, slamming her fist on the table. “By the way, where’s Micaiah, and Astolfo? They wouldn’t miss a meeting even if they were dying.”

“Well er…let’s just say they’re having some quality time together…” Sothe chuckled heartily, with the redhead shaking her head in amusement.

I like how casually Sothe brings it up, as if he’s alright with his lover getting fucked in the ass. Dude must be into cuckolding or whatever.

“That man could never keep it in his pants.” She retorted, jotting something down quickly and handed it to Sothe.

A similar comment can be said for Junpei himself.

“If you could give this to them, then that’ll be appreciated.”

“Can do!” Sothe smirked, accepting the slip and exited the room, making his way to the bedrooms.

0000

Astolfo sighed in bliss, lying down on the plush bed as Micaiah began licking his right nipple, while using her hand to stroke his large cock. The duo had figured that they earnt themselves a break after all the hard work they put in, and figured the best way to spend it was fucking each other’s brains out. “Ahhh…this feels so good.” The pinkette moaned in bliss.

I just realized something; this is the third time the author blew his load into Micaiah. You’d think he would’ve written a lemon with Serra or Melia in it, but I guess he saving those for another time.

“Teehee, I figured you’d like this.” Micaiah giggled, wearing nothing but her lace panties as she fingered herself while stroking the big dick in her hands. The meat started twitching in her hands, the Maiden of Dawn feeling every single pump of blood in her smooth hand as pre-cum started oozing from the tip, as Astolfo had a cunning plan form in his mind.

“Hey Mickey, why don’t you bring that cute ass of yours over here?” Astolfo grinned lecherously, a hungry look in his eyes. As she had a good idea on what he was gonna do, she shifted her body so that her head was over his crotch, and her backside was hovering over Astolfo’s face. Aroused by the casual wiggling, the pinkette quickly lowered her panties and jammed his tongue into her snatch, and began eating her out.

“Ah!” Micaiah gasped in bliss, her body shivering in pleasure as the wet tongue probed her sensitive insides, lapping up all her juices. Focusing her attention on the springy organ right in front of her, she popped it in her mouth and began suckling on it, with Astolfo’s moans ringing out through her juice box.

Fitting metaphor, since the author has the maturity of a young child.

“Fwaaaaaaah! So good!” He purred, his fingers joining his tongue in probing the warm pussy as her juices started flowing down on to his face. The duo continued to orally gratify each other, with Micaiah somehow managing to insert the entirety of Astolfo’s dick inside her mouth, her tongue rubbing over the top of his head and tasted his pre cum. They both knew that they were on the verge of cumming and opted to do so at the same time. With a quick yelp of bliss, Micaiah came, coating Astolfo’s face with her tasty juices as he blasted a big load into her mouth, his cock popping out her mouth from the force exerted.

“Hmmm…it has a sweet aftertaste to it, don’t you reckon?” Micaiah inquired, managing to swallow all the jizz in her mouth, as Astolfo was greedily licking up the juices coating his face.

“Not as sweet as yours, Mickey!” He smiled, finishing the nutritious snack before lying back down on the bed, with Micaiah following suit. “Ahh…don’t you just love a free day to yourself?”

Well yeah, but I don’t want to spend it reading the wish-fulfillment of some author who gets horny over fangame characters.

“True, but I’ll enjoy it more if I get to be around all those dear to me, like you and Sothe.” She smiled back, the door opening as Sothe entered the room.

“Ah, just the two I need to see; I’ve got something for you to read.” The young rogue commented, handing Micaiah the slip of paper as she began reading it, her brow furrowing slightly.

“Hmmm…interesting. I guess we know where the rest of the relics are. However some additional reconnaissance would be needed, but only for Okinawa. After all, we can make a request for the MS Loyalists to patrol the other two locations, but if they’re to busy than we can count on the Hunter Association to check them out, given their experience with demon domains.” Micaiah commented, handing the slip back to Sothe.

Or, and this is just a suggestion, ask them to defeat said deities and hand the relics back to you. It’ll save you all a lot of time that can be spent fucking, because meetings and sex is all a game studio does in Junpei’s eyes.

“I guess that makes sense, when you think about it.” He replied, opting to step back as the duo decided to redress themselves. “So who should we send out on the mission then?”

“Well we’ll need Anna and Noel to help us pinpoint the exact location of the Relic, and we could use Boudica’s strength in case things get dicey. I also think Blair and Chevalier would be great additions to the recon group. Any objections?” She suggested, having finished getting dressed.

I do, but there’s way too many of them to be listed down here, so I’ll sum it up in one word. Everything!

“None at all. Come, I’ll let you explain your plan to the others.” Sothe said, the trio making their way back to the break room, with Anna and Noel having arrived in the room while Sothe was out.

“Hiya Sothe! Mr. Roland told me everything while you were out.” Anna smiled. “So where are we going next?”

“After some careful consideration, I decided to have Blair, Chevalier and Boudica join the two of you on your scouting mission to Okinawa. Do any of you have an issue with that?” Micaiah informed the young girl.

“I can’t say I’m all that confident with going so far away from home, even in a group of five.” Noel expressed his opinion, shuffling his feet slightly. “The risk of danger we’re looking at is high, moreso since we’ll be fairly isolated from our allies.”

“In that case, I could ask Shiv to keep an eye out on the group while you’re out there. Heck, I’m sure Aurora would join in for the thrills.” Roland suggested. “After all, their secret powers are more than capable of helping you get out of a pinch.”

If you can just ask them to watch over your scouts, then why not simply have them deal with the deities and get the relics back? Oh wait, I forgot; the author needs his fix of card games.

“Hey, that’s a great idea! See Noel, there’s nothing to worry about!” Anna chimed in, turning to face her brother with a confident smile on her face.

“I guess so…” Noel replied, still a little unsure how things will turn out.

“Don’t worry, I’ll make sure neither of you two get hurt, even if it means having to give up my life.” Boudica promised.

Implying any of you would get hurt in the first place.

“I doubt any of us are gonna die during a simple recon mission; love the enthusiasm though.” Blair chimed in. “Whaddya say Chevvie, are you with us?”

“A bit of fresh air wouldn’t hurt, so I’m game!” Chevalier declared, pumping his fist in the air. “So when exactly are we leaving?”

“Tomorrow, I don’t want to take anyone’s break day away. Besides there’s still some final preparations to go over.” Micaiah answered, with Astolfo yawning and stretching his arms.

“Well this has been fun and all, but I’m gonna sleep on the floor now. Night everyone!” He smiled, lying down on the floor and began sleeping, with everyone chuckling over his antics.

Well with that anti-climactic ending, I’ll have to say that this chapter—

A bit of a short chapter, but it was to hype you all up for the next chapter, which will contain a more solid duel, and an amazing lemon based off of one of my dreams. So you can count on it to be quite the thrilling experience.

You got to be joking; you can not be fucking serious! On top of the author inserting his shitty first-person lemons via virtual reality, the mad man is actually inserting one of his wet dreams in the absurd belief that people will enjoy it. I despise yet admire just how brazen and shameless he is when it comes to expressing his fantasies. Only question is, who were his victims that night? My moneys on a threesome between him, Serra and Melia; I’ll be greatly surprised if that wasn’t the case.

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant reclaimed)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Chloe
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl (Defeated)
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella (K.I.A)
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Sartorius Kumar
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Charles zi Britannia
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Persephone
Reukra
Taen
Professor Maple (K.I.A)
Lin
Solaris
Sirius
Taka
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved (P.O.W)
Geara
Zetta
Professor Jenner
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Brite
Gloria
Scarlet
Marcus
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius (K.I.A)
Lavia (K.I.A)
Baron (K.I.A)
Connor
Leon
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus
The Mad Hatter (Arrested)
The Ratcatcher (Arrested)
Hush
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth (Arrested)
Scarecrow
Black Mask
Prometheus (K.I.A)
The Great White Shark
The Calendar Man (Arrested)
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Wed Oct 02, 2019 12:22 am

My apologies for the hiatus, but I had some urgent business to deal with. Anyway, who’s up for card games? Nobody? Good, me neither but unfortunately that’s what this chapter contains. It also contains a lemon based on his wet dreams, so let’s just get it over with as soon as—

Welcome one and all, to Chapter 43. I hyped this up for you all in the previous chapter, and I intend to live up to my promises. As I said before, it’ll feature both a duel and a lemon, but what you might not expect is that the lemon won’t feature any characters from the Pokémon fangames. Who will it feature instead? Let’s find out inside this thrilling installment!

O-Oh…that’s not what I expected. Well if it isn’t some fangame girl, then who the fuck will it be then?!

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Warning: There will be a lemon in this chapter

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 42: The Light’s majesty

Outskirts of Naha: Okinawa Island

“Hooray! This is gonna be so fun; I love exploring new places!” Anna chirped happily, a bit ahead of the group as they explored the small island. They spent the first couple of hours checking out the city of Naha for anything suspicious, but their efforts were fruitless, so they began searching outside the city, all while trying to keep up with the young girl.

“Anna! Slow down, will you?” Noel requested, his legs starting to grow tired from the strenuous walking.

Eh, can’t say I blame her for wanting this chapter done and dusted quickly. She probably knows what horror lies in store for us all and is trying to save herself.

“Oh, come on Noel, I’m not going that fast!” She playfully poked her tongue out at him, but opted to slow down for his sake. “So, what exactly are we looking for?”

“I don’t know much about demon domains, but I do remember some report that Fujiwara showed Ame, namely that these domains can be accessed via portals of sort, so I guess that’s the best lead we’ve got.” Blair chimed in. “Besides, you’ve got that pendant with you; maybe that can point us in the right direction.”

If the jewellery pieces worked like this in the games, then the plot would’ve been a heck of a lot shorter, that’s for sure.

“Hey yeah; I can also have Nostra help us out!” Anna replied, bringing out her pendant and pointed it in the air around her, before a faint glow started emanating from it while the young girl was facing southeast. “Hey, I got something!”

“Alright, we’ve got ourselves a new lead. Nice work!” Chevalier smiled, with Anna chuckling cutely in response as the changed directions and began walking southeast, towards Minatoga.

“So what exactly are those things you keep around you anyway? Furthermore, why would the Divine Powers want them anyway?” Boudica inquired.

I just—You played the damn games, Boudica, or at least were informed of them by the others. Why are you asking for exposition on shit that you already know; fuck, this is some of the most shameless padding I’ve seen so far. It’s just as bad as the repeated villain info dumps!

“I remember dad telling me and Anna the origin story of those keys, but my memory’s a bit hazy so bear with me. Long ago, a shrine was built to protect the meteorite from which Arceus supposedly came from, with a set of six keys locking up the main chamber of the shrine. Knowing that there are those out there who would seek to exploit its power, the worshipers at the time figured it would be best if the keys were disguised as pieces of jewellery, and were handed off to the six sages at the time, who would pass them down through generations upon generations. Naturally, the metal would start to wear down, so they held a festival every ten years to repair the jewellery under the guise of a standard religious festival. Somehow, Team Meteor found out about the location of the keys and conspired to steal them for their own purposes, which ended in their failure. The adults opted to celebrate this victory by turning that battle into a video game; Pokémon Reborn, which I’m sure you know about.” Noel recalled the ancient tale.

And that was a loose summery of one of the most important plot points in the game, crafted with the care I put into making a sandwich. I’m almost wondering if Junpei’s even played the games himself.

“Ah, so that’s what inspired you to create Reborn. I assume the others were creating their own games, leading you all to unite and form Starlight Studios?” The redhead guessed.

“Yep, spot on! Now to continue what my brother was saying; the story says that whoever controls the meteorite can control the universes’ destiny; hence why that meanie Krishna wants those keys.” Anna continued, before her pendant started glowing much brighter then before. Taking it out, she pointed it in the direction of an ancient castle, the pendant flashing in response. “Aha! That’s where we have to be; now to find it.”

We’re going on a treasure hunt today, with card games!

“Well this was easier than I expected—wait, what’s that?” Blair began, hushing up as she saw a hooded figure enter through the castle gates.

“Seems we’re not alone; better tread carefully…” Chevalier whispered, the group of five sneaking through the gate and hid behind a wall, watching the hooded figure join up with a few of the Gotham supervillains. The figure removed his cloak, revealing himself to be Maxie Zeus. While watching the villains break the ice, Anna was struck by an instantaneous headache.

“Nnggh…” She winced in pain, clutching her head.

“A-Anna! Are you ok?” Noel inquired urgently, resting his hand on her shoulder.

“I-I feel a painful light in my head…as if something evil is coming this way…” Anna answered, as she tried to focus on what the villains were saying.

“Why’d ya call us here? I’ve got some important business to attend to!” The Great White Shark hissed, with the muscular man laughing in response.

Yeah, important business such as standing around a table while watching the other villain strawmen argue like children.

“I figured I’d hire you lot to help me overthrow Tressa; it’ll be easy pickings…” Maxie Zeus grinned, the rest of the villains groaning in disbelief.

“Are you sure this is a smart idea? You saw what happened to that Prometheus dude.” Firefly replied, a hint of disbelief in his voice.

Which makes me wonder why they’re even instigating this betrayal in the first place. It almost seems like the author’s cutting off any unwanted villains in an attempt to de-bloat this story.

“I tell you, the shit he went through sent chills down my back, and you all know how torture-happy I am.” Black Mask added.

“Besides, I’m still reeling over the news about Tayama re-joining the Divine Conspiracy. I thought he left the joint after that incident with Two-Face.” Hush interjected. “Word on the street is that it was all a ruse on Tressa’s behalf.”

Alright, if it was a ruse on her behalf, then I have one question; why? Why have Tayama declare his defection, only for him to come crawling back within a few chapters? It doesn’t do anything to further her plans, and outright reeks of a shitty retcon. Heck, this entire fic has been a series of retcons, and I doubt they’ll stop anytime soon!

“I swear I have no clue what goes on in her mind. Besides, I heard that she no longer needs our services.” Firefly commented. “She ordered the traitors to work on a secret project but won’t tell us what it’s about.”

“Enough jabbering! Are you going to join me in my coup, or not?!” Maxie Zeus demanded, the four other villains mulling it over in their heads.

“Perhaps I should have a say in this…?” A sinister voice echoed throughout the area, a blinding light coursing through the area as a familiar figure appeared before the villains.

“M-M-M-Master Sartorius!” The villains all exclaimed, with Maxie Zeus sweating up a storm.

I’d be sweating too, if some guy suddenly came up behind me to play card games.

“Oh no…why did he have to be here…” Chevalier whimpered, holding onto Blair tightly in fear.

“D-Don’t worry, as long as he doesn’t see us, we should be fine…” Blair replied, though she too was quivering in fear.

“T-That’s where the painful light is coming from…” Anna cried out, weakly pointing at Sartorius, who maintained his focus on the villains.

“Now correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t you all planning a coup against Lady Tressa? Ohohohoho, how should I punish those who would dare defy destiny?” The tall man began, chuckling ominously to himself.

Well only the Sean-wannabe was planning the coup, but I don’t give a shit about the other villains, so do whatever you want to them.

“I-I-It was Maxie Zeus who came up to us! W-W-We never wanted any part in this at all!” Hush blurted out in fear, the muscular man glaring at him.

“Insolent dog! You’ll pay for—” He began, before an unseen force pushed him back a few feet.

“No, you will pay for your insolence!” Sartorius began, bringing out his duel disk before turning to face the other villains. “I’ll deal with the rest of you once I’m done with this rat.”

“Y-Yes sir…” Black Mask gulped in fear, the four villains backing off while Maxie Zeus got back onto his feet.

“So it’s a duel you want? Fine by me; I’m the Duel Monsters champion of Greece, so there’s no way you can defeat me.

Better hope you have a set of overpowered Greek cards to save your hide, lest you get one-shot by the DONUT STEEL cards the author gifted his strawman.

“We shall see about that. But before we begin, why don’t we play a little game?” The fortune teller suggested, a holographic image of a roulette wheel appearing about his head and began spinning rapidly. “Behold! The Wheel of Fortune. This wheel determines which additional boon or bane is granted to either of us. Where it stops, only one of us knows…”

“Yeah, me. Now stop!” Maxie Zeus called out, the wheel slowing down in response before stopping at a portion marked with a green ‘x2’.

“You should thank me; you start with twice the lifepoints.” Sartorius smirked, shuffling his deck and inserting it into his disk.

Not gonna lie, a concept like that would be interesting in casual play; a roulette wheel which grants either player a boon or a bane. Mind you, it could lead to some players getting royally screwed over, but it adds an element of chance to the game.

“Heh, there’s no chance in the Underworld you have of defeating me!” Maxie Zeus retorted.

“Duel!” Both duellists called out, drawing their opening hands.

Sartorius: 4000
Maxie Zeus: 8000


“I’ll start my turn with Cup of Ace; I predict it’ll land right side up.” Sartorius smirked, the holographic card began spinning in the air as Maxie Zeus stared at it. He knew what to do based on what he saw during the duel with Baron and hoped to manipulate the card in his favour.

“Stop!” Maxie Zeus called out, the card slowing down to a crawl. He grinned when it was about to stop upside down, only for it to gain a quick boost of speed and stop right side up. “B-But how?! I told it to stop upside down!”

He rigged the coin tosses; I should know since it’s a skill of his in Duel Links and it’s tearing up the meta.

“Hehehe…only I know what destiny has in store for us.” Sartorius chuckled darkly, drawing two cards. “I’ll Set a monster and end with a card facedown.”

“Is that all you’ve got? My turn!” Maxie Zeus declared, drawing his card. “Firstly, I’ll play Karakuri Anatomy face-up of the field, then I’ll summon Karakuri Ninja mdl 339 Sazank in Attack mode, and have it attack your facedown monster!” The muscular man called out, the mechanical toy lunging at the facedown monster and slashed at it, revealing it to be Arcana Force 0 – The Fool.

Karakuris? Not what I expected a Greek-obsessed musclehead to use, but whatever.

“Destiny laughs at you! The Fool can’t be destroyed by battle.” Sartorius mocked his opponent, a holographic card appearing once more over the field and began spinning. “Now choose your fate!”

“Very well…stop.” Maxie Zeus replied, watching the card grind to a halt and stop upside down.

“It landed upside down, rendering it immune to targeting. Is this really the best you’ve got?” The tall man mocked once more, angering the gang leader.

Except that you cannot activate their coin toss effects if they’re flipped face up during the Battle Phase. And since the author didn’t state this as a new effect on his overpowered cards, I’m gonna dock the author for this one since it’s a blatantly illegal play.

Read the Rulebook, Dumbass: 19

Damn, it’s been a while since I used this counter.


“Tch, I’ll set two cards facedown and end my turn.” Maxie Zeus growled, glaring at his opponent.

“Very well then, it’s my turn!” Sartorius declared, drawing his next card and gazed at it, a maniacal grin forming on his face. “HAHAHAHAHA! With this card, my victory is secure; I play the Field Spell, Light Barrier!”

*gulp* “Not this card…why did he have to draw it?” Chevalier squeaked in fear.

“Now he can simply choose which effects he wants, taking all agency away from the—” Blair began, only for Anna to abruptly cry out in pain and clutch her head, her headache growing worse by the moment.

“Ahhh…” She whimpered, a terrified expression forming on Noel’s face.

“Anna!” He cried out, turning to face Boudica. “I-I’m sorry but I don’t think we can stay here for any longer.”

I don’t blame you, he’s one draw away from creaming his pants. Do Yugioh duels ever get that intense in real life, because that sounds like something that would happen.

“I understand; I’ll take you two to a safe location. I’m sorry to do this Chev, but I need you to be brave for me.” Boudica told Chevalier, who stared wide-eyed at her before giving in to her request.

“A-Alright…we’ll stay here. Just be careful out there, please.” The petite blonde requested, the redhead nodding in confirmation before carefully escorting the young children out of the castle, leaving the other two to watch the duel.

“With Light Barrier on my side, I can choose which effect to apply whenever an Arcana Force monster is summoned.” Sartorius smirked at Maxie Zeus, drops of sweat falling down the latter’s face. “Next, I’ll play the Court of Justice, enabling me to Special Summon a Fairy-type monster once per turn, like Arcana Force XIII – Death!”

A large, centaur like creature appeared on the field; it’s body a sickly combination of grey and black, with feathered wings sprouting from its horse-like back. It held an hourglass in its left hand, while its long, spindly right arm ended in a razor-sharp scythe blade.

More like Arcana Force EX – The Edgelord, amirite?

“W-What the hell is that?!” Hush exclaimed in a mixture of disgust and fear.

“It is the envoy of your journey to the Underworld, at least for Mr. Zeus over here. I’ll select Death’s right side up effect, and follow up by summoning Arcana Force I – The Magician, this time choosing its upside down effect.” Sartorius continued, the gangly fairy appearing on the field as well. “Battle! I’ll have Death attack your Sazank; Prophetic Doom!”

“Sazank’s effect activates—” Maxie Zeus began, only for the machine to start crackling electricity and stay rooted in its spot, before getting bisected by the fairy’s scythe. “Gahhh! What gives?!”

“Death’s right side up effect; you cannot activate Spells, Traps or monster effects whenever an Arcana Force monster attacks. Furthermore, my Light Barrier’s effect activates, enabling me to gain lifepoints equal to the attack of the destroyed monster. Additionally, I get to draw a card whenever I activate a Spell Card, courtesy of the Magician.” Sartorius explained, an ethereal light coating his body.

You may think he’s being stupid, but as a matter of fact, Rider of Black got an early script for the next Yugioh series and it does indeed have glowing duelists.

Sartorius: 5200
Maxie Zeus: 6900


“And now my Magician, attack this traitor directly with Spheroid Stream!” He continued, the lanky fairy charging up a ball of energy and fired it at Maxie Zeus, causing him to roar in pain.

Maxie Zeus: 5800

“I’ll end my turn with a card facedown. Go ahead, make your move…” Sartorius smirked, with the other villains watching on in horror.

“No way, within a turn he closed that major Lifepoint gap they had, all while filling up his field with several monsters!” Firefly gasped in shock.

It’s almost as if he’s actually playing the game, instead of slapping a few cards down and calling it a turn.

“No wonder Tressa likes this guy…” The Great White Shark hissed under his breath.

“Gahahahah! You must be an obstacle put in my path by Hades himself. Regardless, you won’t stop me from entering the fabled Pantheon, I draw!” Maxie Zeus declared, grinning at what he got. “Alright! I’ll summon Karakuri Komachi mdl 224 Ninishi, and activate her effect to Normal Summon Karakuri Muso mdl 818 Haipa from my hand. Next, I’ll play my facedown Runaway Karakuri, granting Hapia a 1000ATK boost.”

ATK (2100-3100)

“Now my Haipa, crush his pitiful Magician!” Maxis Zeus grinned, the large machine barrelling towards it, with the other villains watching him go.

“Alright! If this lands, then Sartorius will take big damage!” Hush called out.

“But it won’t. I activate my facedown card, Reversal of Fate. This enables me to change the effect of any Arcana Force monster I control, and I select The Fool.” Sartorius retorted, watching as Haipa’s attack was redirected to The Fool, resulting in nothing much happening. “And as you just saw, The Fools right side up effect redirects all incoming attacks towards it.”

Ah, so that’s why it has that heads effect; to turn it into an indestructible monster that redirects all attacks towards it.

“Not bad, but since it attacked my Haipa changes to Defense position, enabling me to activate Karakuri Trick House; say goodbye to your Death, Sartorius!” Maxie Zeus grinned, his opponent keeping quiet as the eldritch centaur was abruptly destroyed. “And since I’ve got no choice, I’ll have Ninishi attack your Fool.”

The kimono wearing machine lunged at the fairy and smacked it hard; like Maxie Zeus had expected, it didn’t do a thing at all. “Alright, now that the Battle Phase is over, I can tune my Ninishi to my Haipa to Synchro Summon Karakuri Shogun mdl 00 Burei. Since I summoned him, I get to Special Summon a Karakuri monster from my deck, like my Karakuri Strategist mdl 248 Nishipachi. Now Nishipachi’s effect activates, allowing me to switch your Fool into Attack Position; additionally, my Burei can change a Karakuri’s position on the field once per turn, and I’ll do so to my Nishipachi. Finally, since I have two Karakuri Counters on my Anatomy, I can send it to the graveyard to draw two cards, and end my turn with that!” The muscular man continued, the Gotham villains cheering for him.

“Alright, way to turn the tables on that freak!” Black Mask cheered.

“You can do this, Zeus!” Firefly called out as well.

Way to stick your necks out for the traitor, dumbass. It totally won’t bite you in the ass.

“Well you seem to be a bit more of a challenge than my last opponent. But it will do you no good as I will crush you, I draw!” Sartorius retorted. “Excellent, I tribute my Magician to summon Arcana Force X – The Wheel of Fortune! And since my Light Barrier is still up, I get to choose which effect I want, and I’ll go for right side up. Time to put my luck to the test; I declare a number between 1 and 6, and roll a die. If I get the declared number, I draw that many cards, otherwise I mill the same number of cards. I think I’ll go for 6.”

A new monster appeared on the field, this one taking the form of a humanoid fairy that had a Roulette wheel attached to its back and a poker table attached to its front. Conjuring a die with its power, it rolled it onto the table, everyone present watching with bated breath. After a few seconds the die stopped, landing on a six. “N-No!” Maxie cried out in shock and anger.

What did you expect? You were set up in a rigged card game that you had no chance of winning. Maybe if you had a bunch of overpowered Greek cards you would’ve won, but you didn’t so I can happily tell you to go fuck yourself.

“Don’t get angry; it’s merely what destiny herself wanted.” Sartorius drew his card, before cackling maniacally once more. “Mwahahahahahahaha! With this card, your destiny is over. The final Major Arcana, Arcana Force XXI – The World!”

“Ah, not that card!” Blair cried out in fear, as the colossal fairy emerged on the field, its gaze fixated on Maxie Zeus.

Arcana Force may suck monkey dick, but you cannot deny the sheer ecstasy one would feel when they get to play The World and activate it’s Heads effect.

“Like with before, Light Barrier enables me to choose which effect I want, and I’ll go for right side up. Now I’ll play Back-Up Rider to give The World a 1500ATK boost.” Sartorius continued, the metallic fairy brimming with the same Light as its master.

ATK (3100-4600)

“4600 Attack Points?!” The Great White Shark gasped, with Sartorius laughing once more.

“Now…crush his Burei with your Light!” He ordered, The World charging up a large beam of light and fired it, instantly vaporising Burei into nothingness.

Sartorius: 7800
Maxie Zeus: 3800


“Next I’ll have the Wheel of Fortune attack your Nishipachi, during which your monster changes position due to its effect.” Sartorius continued, with Maxie Zeus watching in horror as the Wheel of Fortune spun its wheel at incredible speeds, sending out supersonic vibrations that decimated the decrepit machine.

Maxie Zeus: 2300

“Haa…haa…I can still recov—” The muscular man began.

“No, you can’t. During my End Phase, The World’s effect activates, enabling me to tribute two monsters in order to skip your next turn.” Sartorius smirked, his Fool and Wheel of Fortune disappearing in two rays of light, the World losing its temporary boost.

ATK (4600-3100)

“T-This isn’t fair at all!” Maxie Zeus roared in anger.

Oh shut up and go listen to whatever music the Greek Gods like to play.

“Don’t cry now; you’re merely getting rewarded as a traitor deserves. It’s my turn.” Sartorius coolly replied, drawing his next card. “Your destiny is to be crushed by me! The World attack, Catastrophe!”

Like before, the massive fairy charged up a large amount of light energy within its eye, before firing it at Maxie Zeus, who roared in pain as he collapsed onto the ground.

Maxie Zeus: 0
Winner: Sartorius


“H-How could I have lost…I was Zeus’ Chosen One…” Maxie Zeus commented weakly, falling to his knees.

If you’re his chosen one, then I must be the Reincarnation of the Antichrist.

“The gods will tremble before the Divine Conspiracy, just as destiny predicted.” Sartorius replied, pointing directly at the fallen gang leader. “Now…time for you to pay for your treason!”

The area started shaking violently, as a gigantic portal appeared in the sky, the familiar form of Shesha slithering out of it. Eyeing up the treacherous villain, it snatched him up in its massive hand and shovelled him into its more, chowing down on it as blood and viscera was sprayed everywhere. Having fulfilled it’s order, it leant down towards Sartorius in an inquisitive fashion, the man pointing over at the other villains who trembled in fear and protested in response.

How nice of Shesha to finally do something in this fic. Granted, it amounts to eating the villains that the author has no use for, but at least it’s something. And as the old saying goes, beggars cannot be choosers.

“W-W-Why are you pointing at us sire? We weren’t going to betray you!” Hush pleaded in fear, watching the giant serpent slither closer and closer.

“Lies. You claim that you stand by us, yet you rallied behind the traitor both before and during the duel. You have betrayed us as well, and shall suffer the consequences!” Sartorius cruelly retorted, watching the giant serpent snatch up the four villains, who wriggled desperately in an attempt to break free. However they would soon join their companion, as the giant serpent shovelled them into its mouth and started chewing in them, the sound of bones crunching echoing throughout the area.

Evidently, it hasn’t improved its table manners in the time it was off-screen.

“Hehehe, another set of poor souls have been freed from the shackles of the gods.” The fortune teller mused to himself, the sound of distant footsteps attracting his attention and caused him to turn around. “Ahh…I see now.”

0000

Both Blair and Chevalier bolted out of the castle walls, their faces deathly pale as they started running down the dirt path, finding their companions at the bottom.

“Chev! Blair! What happened back there?!” Boudica cried out, rushing over to the duo with Anna and Noel joining her.

“I-I-It was awful! That other guy lost and was eaten by Shesha, before consuming his friends as well! He was powerful back then, but now he’s bordering on unstoppable!” Chevalier panted, the blonde man on the verge of fainting.

Unstoppable? You can just stick a sword in his back, and he’ll fall over. Heck, you’re running up to someone who can easily, EASILY break his neck! Unstoppable my ass.

“Sartorius had complete control of the duel the entire time, giving his opponent virtually no hope of succeeding. His deck is just too powerful to deal with!” Blair added.

“Well as long as he hasn’t followed you two, we should be—” Noel began, before Anna started clutching her head in pain once more. “H-He’s found us!”

“In my defense, its not like you were that hard to find at all…” A sinister voice echoed throughout the area, a bright flash of light shining momentarily throughout the area, the menacing man appearing right before them.

Mom said it was his turn on the Xbox, and he won’t take no for an answer.

“S-Sartorius!” Blair and Chevalier cried out at the same time.

“Well, well; it’s been a while since we last met. Poor little Chevalier couldn’t escape my light, but was saved by his Blair in shining armor…” Sartorius mocked the duo, chuckling quietly under his breath.

“W-What do you want from us m-mister…?” Anna weakly replied, clutching her head.

“As a matter of fact, it is I who should be asking you that question; why stray so far from the safety of your base?” The tall man retorted, his hand edging closer to Anna’s pendant, only for the young girl to turn away from him defensively. “Oh? Why the defensiveness?”

Maybe it’s because you were trying to grab little girls, mate. You know what happens people in prison who try and grab little girls? Messy stuff, I tell you what.

“T-That’s my pendant you were trying to grab, I don’t want it taken away from me again!” she replied quickly, piquing the man’s interest.

“Ah…an heirloom I presume. Perhaps it’ll be wise to discuss this matter with Lady Tressa.” Sartorius mused under his breath.

“Listen here, freak. I don’t care who you’re working for, but it you man another attempt to snatch any of the Rel—” Boudica warned him, drawing her sword and pointed it at him.

“Any of the Relics?” He cut her off, finishing her sentence. “I see…that trinket of hers has some significance to your factions’ plans, alongside several others I presume. An interesting development; perhaps some of the traitors know more about these Relics?”

Good job, Boudica. You gave him the information needed to stage another attempt on the Relics. I swear, if any of them get stolen again…

“Look, neither of us have any interest in extending this conversation any longer than necessary. So if you can leave us alone, then that’ll be appreciated.” Noel bluntly demanded, amusing the menacing villain.

“Hahahaha! It takes incredible courage to talk to me like that; very well, I’ll leave, but I hope you don’t mind it if I take a…souvenir home…” Sartorius smirked, edging closer to the group as they stepped back in tandem. However, the tall man stopped for some reason, pressing two fingers to his head and frowned slightly. “Tch, guess fate decided to throw you a bone this time. You can keep your trinket for now, but know this; this isn’t the last you’ve seen of me.”

Unfortunately. After all, the author still has several of his Arcana Force reworks to pimp out.

“W-Wait! Come back here!” Boudica demanded, watching the villain disappear in a flash of light. “Ugh, can’t believe I let that asshole get away…”

“Welcome to the club, sis.” A voice called out sarcastically, a pair of familiar figures appearing before the heroes via darkness.

“Aurora, Shiv!” Anna chirped happily, having recovered from her headache. “Good thing you came, that scary man was about to take my pendant…”

“What?! How did he find out about its purpose?” Shiv wanted an answer, crouching down to her eye-level.

“H-He figured out its significance based on our actions, probing us for more information regarding it.” Noel answered; the young boy unsure on what to do next.

That’s not the only sort of probing he wanted to do, if you know what I mean.

“Shit! As if we weren’t hampered enough…” The older man muttered in frustration. “Did you at least find out where the domain is?”

“Y-Yeah, it’s somewhere in that castle we just ran out of.” Chevalier answered, pointing towards the large castle standing idly on the hill.

“I’ve been there before; a nice secluded place, though I did feel I was being watched at times. I should know, I have a sixth sense when it comes to the paranormal.” Aurora commented, eying up the castle.

“Whatever the case, we need to head back to base now and plan an immediate attack. The last thing we want is for the Divine Conspiracy to snatch the relic from underneath our nose.” Boudica suggested, with Shiv and Aurora using their power to teleport the group back to back.

And rather than get the relic, beat the deity and head back home, the author was too busy scrambling his pants zipper, because guess what’s happening next?!

Since this chapter is pretty meaty, I’ll be breaking it up into two parts. Unfortunately, if you thought the second part would be an improvement, then I have some bad news for you.
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Wed Oct 02, 2019 1:14 am

Meanwhile…

“Shhh…this way!” Astolfo hushed his followers, opening the door to the VR room as he was soon followed by Cain, Adrienn and Sothe. Upon stepping into the room, the pinkette quickly flipped the switch and illuminated the room, revealing the VR device to the group.

“For a minute I thought we were gonna do it in the dark…after all, everything’s better with the lights off.” Cain smirked, with Adrienn giggling in response.

Yes, murder is better in the dark. Unless you trip on something and get your knife jammed in your neck; pretty nasty way to go.

“I still remember the look on Luna’s face when she first heard that; now that was pure gold.” Xe replied in an amused manner, xyr gaze soon focusing on Astolfo fiddling around with the VR machine. “So why are we here again?”

“I saw Roland and Julia exit this room a couple nights ago and decided to take a peak. I saw this machine laying out in the open and decided to play with it; as it was a boatload of fun I figured I should show it to you.” Astolfo answered, patting the padded seat. “Come on Sothe, take your clothes off and put your cute ass on this seat.”

Ah, so Sothe’s going to be the author’s skinsuit for this chapter? That makes him what, the third one now?

“M-My clothes?” The young rogue inquired, with Astolfo handing him the instructions to read. Accepting the terms and conditions, Sothe managed to undress himself and hop up on the seat, his juicy cock exposed to the world.

“Now that’s a lively fella you got there.” Cain chuckled, the monitor beside him blaring up to life. “Now what do we have here…?”

“I think this is to check up on the player’s progress, as well and see if the simulation is working properly.” Adrienn answered, with Astolfo placing the joystick over Sothe’s dick before walking towards the monitor.

“There we go…now to input the code to have Sothe relive that wet dream he had a month ago.” The pinkette chimed in, clicking away at the keys for a minute before a beeping noise emanated from the VR googles. “Perfect. Well Sothe, time to put those goggles on and have the ride of your life!”

Oh, so it was Sothe’s wet dream and not the author’s that’s gonna be depicted in this chapter. Unfortunately, that says right away that it’s going to be Micaiah, even though he could just as easily fuck her whenever they feel like it.

“Heheheheh, I guess a test run wouldn’t hurt…” Sothe chuckled back, putting the goggles on his head and laid down on the chair, drifting off into the world of dreams.

Since this is a Virtual Reality Simulation, this next scene will be read from Sothe’s perspective. I hope you enjoy what’s coming up; remember if you don’t like it, you’re free to skip it.

Following the end of the war, the one that nearly wiped out the continent of Tellius, we all went back to our respective nations and began the long, arduous task of rebuilding. Initially, the young Prince Pelleas was set to assume the role of King of Daein, but in a last-minute decision, abdicated the throne and handed it to Micaiah, a decision that still surprises her to this day. Following the decision, the first thing she did was propose to me, something which the remnants of the Begnion Senate scoffed at, but who cares about them anyway?

What remnants, Oilver?! The lardass would be too busy having an orgasm over the herons to care about what goes on in Daein.

The news spread like wildfire across the world; the young street rat Sothe becoming the new King of Daein. Truth be told, I’m not sure I’m 100% cut out for this role, but if it’s what she wants, then who am I to judge? Anyway, while she’s out rebuilding the desecrated nation, she gave me the task of improving international relationships, between Daein and the other nations, primarily the overseas nations.

Except that as stated in the game’s lore, Tellius is the only continent that survived the great flood back then. But then again, this is the same author who loves retconning shit for the sake of fulfilling his fantasies.

Which leaves me with my current situation; I was sent to the Kingdom of Nohr in order to fulfil one of these tasks, namely that I was to keep an eye out on the children of the royal retainers. Mind you, the thought of a king becoming a babysitter is asinine, but its feels…more comfortable than sitting on a throne truth be told. The experience was…quite interesting to say the least; though I managed to get most of them to sleep, though three of them decided to stay up a little late, namely Nina, Soleil and Ophelia.

Oh, so they’re the chosen tugshot targets for tonight. Like with Kymmi, I don’t know their exact age so they may or may not be underage. Joy.

Now those three were quite interesting; Nina loves writing fanfiction, particularly when handsome men get together. Once I told her about Ike and Soren, she practically hovered by my side, siphoning every last drop of information she can get out of me.

A trait shared by half the Fire Emblem fanbase.

As for Ophelia, well she had a flair for the dramatic, often declaring her next spell to be “the best one she’s used yet.” Truth be told, she is quite gifted in magic, more so than I could ever hope to achive. And then there’s Soleil, arguably the most optimistic young lady I’ve ever met. She adores anything and everything that she deems cute, especially girls. Based on how often she hangs out with Ophelia and Nina, I can determine that she could have unrequited feelings for either of them, or perhaps both.

I mean it’s not wrong, but many people remember Soleil for being part of one of the more infamous moments in the botched translation of Fates. It’s a topic that’s best saved for a less…sticky occasion.

I was busy patrolling the hallways, making sure that none of the kids were up later then they should be. As I was walking past the room where the trio were sleeping, I heard what sounded like…giggling? As if they were planning something devious. My curiosity got the better of me, and I leant in towards the door, my ear pressed up against it, and was able to hear what they were saying, though I wasn’t able to determine who exactly was saying what.

“Are you sure this is a good idea?”

“Lighten up, this’ll be a breeze! It’s not like he’s ever gonna see it coming.”

“True, but it’s not like we can go overboard, otherwise we’ll all end up in deep trouble.”

“I can’t wait to throw this creampie in his face; there’s a whole group of people who watch videos dedicated to it.”

Having heard enough, I opened the door and stepped in, only to see Soleil and Ophelia sitting up on the bed, a comically innocent expression on their face. “Now, now. What are you two up to?”

“What are we up to? Why would we get up to something at this time of night?” Soleil bluffed.

“It’ll be unwise to waste my innate power on simple tricks.” Ophelia bluffed as well, though I knew they were hiding something. After all, I had several years of thievery and general roguishness under my belt.

Since when did—Oh yeah, I forgot. This is all coming from Sothe’s perspective because Junpei loves his self-insertion porn.

“Nice try, but I heard you two—” I began, before I was knocked on the head by something blunt, the pain coursing through my head. Before I slipped into unconsciousness, I saw a figure that vaguely resembled Nina looking over me, questioning if she may have struck me a bit too hard. When I woke up, I soon found myself tied to a chair, with the three girls eyeing me up in smug satisfaction.

“Ahhh…w-what happened to me.” I groaned, resting my throbbing head on my shoulder. “Alright, did Edward put you up to this? Because this is something I can see him doing.”

If anything, Edward would be the one who finds himself tied up.

“No silly, this was all part of my master plan to…spice up the night.” Soleil smirked, sitting on my right leg. “See, we’ve been wanting to spice our quiet nights up for some time now, however with the exception of Forrest none of the other guys pique our interest that much. We would’ve had our way with him, but the poor guy’s running a serious fever, something which I’m sure you know.”

Well to be fair, I can see why they would want some fun with Forrest.

“Yeah, I remember him thanking me profusely for the soup I gave him.” I replied, narrowing my eyes slightly. “Where are you three going with this?”

“Simple, the four of us are going to have fun, and it will get messy. It’ll be as steamy as whatever Ike and Soren get up to at night.” Nina smirked, leaning in towards me.

So a game of tag in a sauna? Eh, I’ve heard of worse ways to have fun.

“And before you play the ‘But what if Micaiah finds out?’ card, I’ll let you know that she knows all about your…misadventures all throughout Tellius.”

“Heh, must’ve done some extensive research…” I chuckled. “In my defence, I gave Astrid a better time than that limp-dick fuckhead Makalov could ever hope to achieve.”

I think I can safely say this on behalf of EVERY Fire Emblem fan; Fuck Makalov, he can go choke on a cactus and die!

“True, but I wonder if the same can be said for the other women you slept with…” Ophelia giggled, gently poking my cheek with her finger. “Unfortunately, you don’t have much of a choice here. Not to worry though, we’ll provide you with a warm up show to excite you.”

Oh boy, bring on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

“Well if I’ve got no say in the matter, then I guess I can live with it. But can you untie my hands please? They’re starting to feel a bit numb.” I yielded, knowing that there was no way out of this mess. Upon my request, Nina quickly untied the binds that kept my hands trapped, allowing me to stretch my fingers before hopping onto the bed alongside her companions. Soon enough, they began kissing each other passionately, a gasp escaping from my mouth as I became a lucky spectator to this most mesmerising dance. Periodically, they swapped saliva with each other, savouring the tantalising taste in their mouths as they undressed each other, revealing their glorious bodies to each other.

What helped them out was the differences they had in body shape; Ophelia had the largest breasts, but the smallest backside, and vice versa for Nina, whereas Soleil was the most balanced of the trio.

One’s got big tits, one’s got a big ass and the other’s in the middle; such an amazing amount of detail for the three ladies…

Either way, they were all a marvel to look at, more so when they resumed their passionate lovemaking. A cold sweat poured down my forehead as all the blood was rushing to my rapidly growing dick, with my pants trying in vain to conceal the growing mass. However, the girls grew bored with kissing, and oped to begin probing each other’s pussies with their fingers, with Soleil going for Ophelia, Ophelia going for Nina, and Nina going for Soleil.

The slopping wet sound echoed throughout the room, the girls moaning in bliss as their fingers were getting cooked by the warm pussies of their friends, pre cum oozing down the slender appendages and staining the once clean bed in their wet love. My tongue fell out of my mouth, lusting after the trio and their delicious juices as drool started oozing out of my mouth and landed on the floor.

Well I’m glad you’re dropping all pre-tenses and is acting like a slobbering wolf, greedily eying up the chicken coop. Must be how Junpei acts whenever he sees new fanart of his favorite waifus.

The girls, having noticed the expression on my face shot me a wink and fingered each other even harder, causing juices to spray everywhere and the sloshing sound to intensify. Soon enough, they all let out a low moan as they came at the same time, spraying each other’s fingers with their scented honey. Taking deep breaths to recover, they soon eyed up my raging erection, which was on the verge of tearing a hole in my trousers.

“My, my…looks like someone’s a little excited.” Soleil purred, gesturing her lovers to untie the rest of my body, dumping me on the bed once they were done. Surrounding my crouch, Nina won the prestigious honor of lowering my pants and boxers, recoiling in shock as my throbbing cock nearly smacked her on the face, a small amount of pre cum oozing from the tip.

At least he isn’t smacking the teenage girls with his pecker; he has more restraint than some authors I’m familiar with.

Ophelia was the first to lean in and kiss the head, watching it quiver slightly before she started licking it, shivers of pleasure running up and down my spine.

“Heehee, let me have a taste!” Nina giggled, leaning in to lick the throbbing meat with Soleil joining in a few seconds later. There are no ways to describe a triple-blowjob other than absolutely, mind-blowing. The sensation of three separate tongues licking anyway and everywhere on my cock was amazing. My head, shaft, and scrotum were all sensually assaulted by the slippery tongues, the three girls lapping up any droplets of pre cum that can find while savouring the sweet taste of my cream. But before I was able to let loose, they ceased their licking, waiting a minute as if to rub it in their face as to who had control over the situation, my body aching with the desire to release.

Especially since they have a prime opportunity for blackmail quivering in their faces. Forget about screwing Forrest, they could secure themselves a king’s ransom.

“Poor little Sothe, denied a release by those he loves. However, it is I who shall make him burst with the fury of a supernova!” Ophelia declared, wrapping her large breasts around my cock and began rubbing them up and down a shaft, a new, more intense wave of pleasure rocking my body. I could let out nothing more than a series of weak gasps, watching passively as my member was ensnared in the plush bosom of the young lady, the head pulsating violently as Nina watched the spectacle with an intrigued look on her face. She then whispered something into Ophelia’s ear, the blonde quietly giggling in response as Nina shifted positions and began grinding her plump backside against my member, pressing it up against Ophelia’s breasts. I was rendered speechless as the two girls began stimulating my large dick, with Soleil taking to opportunity to sit on my face, granting me the chance to lick her sweet pussy, lapping up and leftover juices she had.

Well I’m glad the author is enjoying the thought of young girls rubbing themselves against his dick, but would it hurt him to type with both hands? The grammar is alright but the content reeks of shamelessness.

The pink-haired girl cried out in bliss, as my slippery tongue probed and prodded her warm insides, which happened to smell of lavenders. I continued to explore her soft pussy, my mind and cock going crazy from the twin grinding of Ophelia and Nina with the insides of my balls squirming like crazy, as if they were producing an obscene amount of jizz. As the urge to cum intensified, my body started sweating and shaking, trying to fight back the ever-growing desire. Alas, the triple threat of Soleil’s pussy, Ophelia’s breasts and Nina’s ass proved too strong for my mind, causing me to bellow into the pink-haired girl’s snatch as a boat load of cum was blasted out of my dick, the vibrations from my mouth causing Soleil to moan loudly as she came all over my face, her apple juice coating my tongue and lips.

It’s painfully cringy, but I’ll take it over ADAM from an earlier chapter.

She got up off my face and started panting for air, with Ophelia and Nina wiping my cum off their breasts and ass respectively before pressing their bodies against each other, showing me their moist pussies.

“Seems that my passion burns bright for you; let’s see if you can sate it…” Ophelia purred, as I eagerly crawled over to them and started licking their pussies at the same time, with Soleil opting to kiss her two lovers, her fingers running through their silky hair. As I expected, their pussies smelt and tasted differently from Soleil’s; Ophelia’s tasting like violets and Nina’s tasting like roses.

Good to know that Sothe has been eating the flower bed for sustenance while I was away. Does that mean that Soleil tastes like sunflowers?

Either way, it was a most amazing treat for the taste buds, though truth be told, Micaiah has the best pussy of all time. Their juices stained my tongue, the sickly-sweet flavor intoxicating my senses and drove me to intensify my licking, as if I had an insatiable appetite for pussy juice. All of a sudden, my tongue split into two, allowing me to probe both pussies at the same time, netting me twice the juice I would’ve gotten otherwise.

Did he turn into a snake halfway through the smut? Did that actually happen in Junpei’s wet dream? What the hell is with the tongue splitting?!

Naturally, both girls were enjoying my oral gratification, moaning into each other’s mouths as their saliva splashed in their mouths. Soon enough, both Nina and Ophelia moaned loudly, forcefully spraying their orange juice all over my face, my tongue merging back into one as I greedily consumed the juice, the three girls lying down on the bed.

“Haa…haa…so who’s gonna be first?” Soleil inquired, as I crawled over towards her, my body right above her.

“I’ll give you the honor of being first…” I replied, slowly inserting my dick into her moist pussy, causing the pink-haired woman to squeal in bliss as I wrapped my arms around her and began thrusting, my tongue licking her sensitive nipples. The warmth of her body sent chills down my spine, the sound of wet slopping echoing throughout the room as I continued thrusting into her warm pussy.

I’ll give the author credit in that he isn’t doing a sloppy copy-paste like with that other foursome he had a hand writing all those months ago, but that’s the ONLY good thing about this insipid wankfest.

Opting to spice things up further, I hastened my licking and sucking on her nipples, slathering her soft breasts with my saliva. Evidently it seemed that she was already on the verge of cumming as a few minutes later, she let out a cute moan, spraying her juices all over my throbbing meat. Pulling out of her, my attention was soon focused on Nina, who was on her hands and knees, wigging her cute backside to entice me.

“I figured you weren’t done yet.” She quipped, watching as I waddled over to her and inserted my cock into her pussy, a pleasured moan escaping her lips as I began thrusting into her. I gripped her supple ass and watched Ophelia and Soleil kiss each other, the blonde woman eagerly waiting for her turn, as she saw her friend getting pounded by the King of Daein. Nina, already in a state of bliss, let out a few cute yelps as she felt her soft ass getting smacked lightly by my hand, all while my thrusts continued at their regular pace. However, I can sense that she wanted a bit more, so I hastened my thrusts into her, the sound of flesh smacking growing louder and louder. Like with Soleil, Nina was only able to last a few minutes before spraying her juices all over my dick, causing it to slide out easily as she started panting for air.

I don’t think it’s them lasting a few minutes in this scenario but go ahead and prove me otherwise.

“I think I have enough energy for one last round…” I panted as well, sitting up and gestured for Ophelia to sit on me. With her back facing me, the blonde girl sat on my lap and inserted my cock into her begging snatch, before she began bouncing slowly on it. The position gave me a prime opportunity to gently play with her breasts, the soft flesh being toyed with by my hands, as Ophelia started moaning cutely in bliss. Having regained some energy, Nina and Soleil moved in and began suckling Ophelia’s nipples, with Nina rubbing her belly and Soleil rubbing her aroused clit. Soon enough, I decided to start thrusting into Ophelia’s warmth, the young maiden moaning loudly before being cut off with a kiss, our tongues playing with each other. However, I could sense that she wouldn’t be able to last longer from the triple-threat, so I opted to slow down a little, so that she can have the best orgasm of her life.

Kinda like the author, since this is his longest and most shameless smut scene yet.

My plan seemed to work as soon enough, Ophelia squirted hard, showering the bed and my cock in her juices. As my meat slid out of her, I hopped up off the bed and started stroking it furiously, the three girls eyeing it curiously while poking their tongues out. I let out a primal roar, as a massive load of mayonnaise shot out from my dick, splashing all over the girls faces as the shockwave sent me flying into the wall, knocking me out as I drifted off to sleep.

And the author ends by blowing a load onto the young girl’s faces, a force so powerful that it sent him flying into a wall like some Saturday morning cartoon. Par for the course, I suppose.

The Virtual Reality Simulation/lemon is over

“Woah…” Sothe commented, pulling the Joydick off himself as a sizable amount of cum poured out of it. Unbeknownst to him, he had gotten his cum all over the entire room, surprising his three companions. “That was amazing.”

“Oh my.” Adrienn chimed in, an embarrassed expression on xyr face as xe eyed off a glob of cum that landed on the top of the monitor. “I guess you were enjoying that simulation a whole lot.”

You mean his cum explosion was real?!

“Looks like he managed to get a high score; perhaps it wouldn’t hurt to spend the night with him…” Cain purred playfully, eying up the young rogue mischievously.

“Take this from me, Sothe’s got some serious game in him. It’s no wonder that Mickey loves—” Astolfo began, before the door opened, surprising the group of four as Julia started at them.

“HEEEEYYYYY!! You’re not supposed to be here!” Julia called out to them, a comically frustrated look on her face. Astolfo, Adrienn and Cain looked at each other and quickly bolted out of the room, with a half-dressed Sothe following behind. Watching the group run off into the darkness, Julia huffed to herself before closing the door behind her, before letting out another comically annoyed groan over the mess they left behind.

And with that “humorous” ending, this chapter is finally closed off. This fic seems pointless in the grand scheme of things, after all if he wants a story where his self-insert blows his load into his favorite fangame waifus, then he could do that instead of producing this bargain bin Avengers: Endgame wannabe. And it’s not like he refuses to do it, since the entire purpose of his Rejuvenation fic was to ship himself with his favorite lesbian couple. Hopefully this next chapter won’t be as shitty, but I highly doubt it.

So how was that everyone, a tantalising lemon featuring a trio of surprise characters that none of you would’ve guessed. Anyway, the next chapter will have yet another duel, only this time it’ll be for the sake of another Relic of Reborn. Thank you all for reading, I’ll see you all another time!

Made up/edited cards:

Arcana Force 0 – The Fool
ATK: 0
DEF: 0
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 1
Effect: This card cannot be destroyed in battle. This card cannot be changed to Defense Position, except with a card effect. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Your opponent cannot select an ‘Arcana Force’ monster as an attack target, other than this card. Tails: Negate your opponent's card effects that target this card and destroy them.


Arcana Force XIII – Death
ATK: 2300
DEF: 2300
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 6
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Whenever an ‘Arcana Force’ monster declares an attack, your opponent cannot activate any Spell, Trap or monster effects until the end of the damage step. Tails: This card can declare an attack on all monster your opponent controls.


Arcana Force I – The Magician
ATK: 1100
DEF: 1100
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 4
Effect: During your turn, you can tribute this card, add a Spell card from your Graveyard to your hand. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Your opponent cannot target Spell/Trap cards on your field with card effects. Tails: Once per turn, when a Spell card is activated, you can draw 1 card.


Arcana Force X – The Wheel of Fortune
ATK: 2000
DEF: 2000
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 5
Effect: When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: Once per turn, you can declare a number from 1 to 6 and roll a die, then if the result matches the declared number, draw cards equal to that number; otherwise, send cards from your deck equal to the declared number. Tails: Roll a six-sided die and note the result; excavate cards from your deck equal to that number, then add one of those cards to your hand. Place the remaining cards back in the deck and shuffle it.


Arcana Force XXI – The World
ATK: 3100
DEF: 3100
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
Level: 8
Effect: This card can only be Tribute Summoned using ‘Arcana Force’ monsters as tributes. Cannot be targeted by your opponents’ card effects. When this card is summoned, flip a coin. Heads: During your End Phase, you can send 2 monsters you control to your Graveyard to skip your opponents next turn. Tails: During your opponents Draw Phase, select one card from either your Graveyard or banished pile and add it to your hand.


Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame (W.I.A)
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet stolen)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant reclaimed)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Chloe
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki
Quetzalcoatl (Defeated)
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella (K.I.A)
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Sartorius Kumar
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama (Left the group and has gone solo)
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Charles zi Britannia
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Persephone
Reukra
Taen
Professor Maple (K.I.A)
Lin
Solaris
Sirius
Taka
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved (P.O.W)
Geara
Zetta
Professor Jenner
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Brite
Gloria
Scarlet
Marcus
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius (K.I.A)
Lavia (K.I.A)
Baron (K.I.A)
Connor
Leon
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly (K.I.A)
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus (K.I.A)
The Mad Hatter (Arrested)
The Ratcatcher (Arrested)
Hush (K.I.A)
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth (Arrested)
Scarecrow
Black Mask (K.I.A)
Prometheus (K.I.A)
The Great White Shark (K.I.A)
The Calendar Man (Arrested)
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
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Re: Yugioh: The Divine Conspiracy

Post by GorillaGamer » Mon Oct 14, 2019 1:44 am

Oh, looks like Rider of Black wrote a new fic while I was away. Let me see what it’s all about…

Sigh, a birthday one-shot set before the events of Divine Conspiracy, where his self-insert has a threesome between his lesbian waifus. Because of course he would write such a thing. But rather than mock that pointless avenue into wish-fulfillment smut, I’ve got another boring as shit duel to mock. Because if there’s one thing this author is a champ at, it’s meaningless repetition.


Welcome back everyone, and today I have quite the chapter for you all. It will feature a duel like I mentioned in the previous chapter, but it will also contain some bonus content, so make sure to look out for it while reading this chapter.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this fic. They’re the property of their respective creators.

Note: Any made-up cards/skills will be underlined and will get their effects explained in their introductory chapters.


Chapter 43: Tricking the Trickster

Starlight Studios

“…And that’s how our scouting mission ended. I tell you, if Aurora and Shiv hadn’t arrived in time, we would’ve been in some serious trouble.” Boudica reported to Ame, the head developer taking a quick sip of coffee.

Ah yes, an unarmed fortune teller with an insane grin is more than a match for a powerful warrior like you.

“Thank you, the star of the show knows how to make an appearance!” Aurora beamed proudly, reclining back in the chair.

“Now isn’t the time to be showing off—” Shiv reminded her.

“Oh, lighten up; this is exactly why Richard is the best lil’ bro, he knows how to have a good time and he doesn’t piss me off.” The red-eyed girl retorted.

“He doesn’t piss you off, because he doesn’t want to end up like Rodney.” The mysterious man informed her.

“Hey, Rodney kept drooling over me like some creepy stalker. Richard doesn’t do that, so he wins in my book.” Aurora replied smugly, crossing her arms in victory.

Do I really care on how much you want to bone Richard? On second thought, having her fuck him leaves me with an ample opportunity to nab Scarlett for myself.

By all means Aurora, go after the little tyke.


“If you two are going to have a fight or whatever, then please save it for another time. Right now, we’re in the middle of a most dire situation!” Ame snapped at them, causing the two siblings to quiet down and save whatever witty retort they had for later. “Thank you. Now onto the main topic; now that the Divine Conspiracy know about the importance of the Keys, they will try to seize them from the Divine Powers and from us. Therefore, it is important that we reclaim them and perform the necessary rite before our enemies can. Anna, do you have an idea on which Key was hidden in the castle?”

“Um…I couldn’t get a clear image due to the headaches, but I think it was the Sapphire Bracelet.” The young girl answered, trying her hardest to remember.

Well it’s not like you have many options to choose from, given that you already have half of them back.

“In that case, we’ll need to send Amaria out to reclaim it, with Titania as backup. However, we’ll also need a duellist just in case things get dicey.” The white-haired woman added.

“I volunteer; granted, I just got this deck but it should be enough to deal with whatever deity decides to oppose us. And in the event where it’s an all-out brawl, then my sword arm can come in handy.” Boudica chimed in.

Well Titania is coming with you, so that’s two combat-capable people on the front lines. I just hope that the fight is anything but “enemy mindless charges and allows themselves to get slaughtered".

“Well that was easier than I expected…” Ame muttered under her breath in relief. “In that case, I’m more than happy for you to come along. Now if you could notify the other two about the mission, then that’ll be great.”

“Can do!” The redhead promised, bowing in respect before exiting the room.

1 ½ hours later: Northwest of Minatoga

“So let me get this straight; Amy’s bracelet is hidden in some abandoned castle, yet you had to retreat because some crazed fortune teller was about to steal Anna’s pendant.” Titania repeated what she was told, with Boudica explaining the story while they were walking towards the castle.

I know, it’s as stupid as it sounds.

“Yep, that’s exactly how it went down. Poor girl…at least she’s not suffering from anymore headaches.” Boudica answered.

“I still remember just how devastated she was the day following the loss of her pendant. She kept on crying and crying, and there was nothing I could do to make her feel better. I don’t want her to go through something like that again.” Amaria added.

“Well there’s nothing any of us have to worry about, especially since I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty if I have to!” Boudica declared, with Titania raising an eyebrow in intrigue.

I can tell from the countless amounts of mooks that you slaughtered in the earlier chapters.

“Heh, so you’re not afraid to spill a little blood? That’s refreshing, especially in this day and age.” She replied.

“How so?” Boudica inquired.

“Oh where do I begin? Firstly, they expect every single knight to be chivalrous, you know the drill; saving damsels, helping the people, maintaining the peace, all that jazz. However, they have very high expectations; for one thing you have to be a pure, golden child to even be considered eligible for the position. You can’t have a single stain on your past record whatsoever, be it cursing, saying shit that you don’t believe in anymore, or resorting to violence to solve a problem. They also go on about how knights shouldn’t stoop to using their enemies’ tactics, or else they lose. It’s like, why should I purposely put myself at a disadvantage for the sake of some old code?! If the enemy is willing to get their hands dirty, then why can’t I?!” Titania ranted, taking a deep breath afterwards. “Huh, I’m feeling a bit better. Guess my brother wasn’t completely full of shit when he recommended that I should talk to someone about my problems.”

Junpei: “There, I hastily inserted a major part of Titania’s character into my fic via exposition. That proves that I’m a major fan of Reborn and isn’t just perving on all the pretty females. Now how about those Metal Slug girls; boy aren’t they just the worst?”

“Besides, I’m sure that there’s several mooks that you get to take your rage out on.” Boudica commented, the trio arriving at the castle gate.

“I don’t think there’s anyone here but us…” Amaria commented.

“Too easy, let’s just go in and—” Titania began, before a dark mist appeared right under the gate, a sinister demon emerging from it.

“Welcome fools! I am Loki of the Divine Vanguard, Guardian of the Sapphire Bracelet. If you wish to reclaim it, you must best me in a duel.” The deity cackled maniacally.

Well at least he’s willing to get to the point quickly.

“Lovely. So I assume that there’s something Tania and I can do while we’re—” Amaria began, but was cut off by the conniving trickster.

“Nope, you two cuties have to stand around and watch as I crush your friend!” Loki cackled once more.

“Not interested. Come on Amy, I’m sure there’s a café in the nearby town we can go to while these two play their card games.” Titania commented, turning around and heading back down the hill, with Amaria hesitantly following her.

Guess she gets just as bored as I do when it comes to the card games.

“H-Hey!! You can’t just walk away when I tell you to do something! You do what I told you to do!” Loki snapped at them.

“Sorry, I’ve got better things to do with my life then listen to some chuckling buffoon. I assume you’ve got this under control, Boudica?” The redhead inquired.

“Yep. I’ll make sure to come back a winner.” Boudica replied, giving them a thumbs up.

“Good luck Boudica! We know you can do it!” Amaria voiced her support, the two of them continuing down the hill as the redhead turned to face a now infuriated Loki.

Ouch. Turns out that card games aren’t a good way to flirt with women.

“Insolent whelps! I shall crush you in this duel, then I’ll do the same to those fangame fiends!” He snarled, bringing out his duel disk. “The deck I have shall send you back to the Stone Age!”

“Pffft, like I’m frightened of you.” Boudica replied, bringing out her own duel disk.

“Duel!” They both declared, drawing their opening hands.

Boudica: 4000
Loki: 4000


“I’ll take the first move! First, I’ll summon Evoltile Elginero from my hand, and follow it up by activating Evo-Force, tributing my Elginero to special summon Evolsaur Pelta from my deck, with it’s effect enabling it to gain 500DEF points!” The trickster cackled, the cute lizard replaced with a menacing dinosaur.

Odd…didn’t expect Loki to use an Evol- deck. Pretty sure the author saved Nordics for Odin, hence why he selected a random archetype for this deity to wield.

DEF (2000-2500)

“Oh but that’s not all, thanks to Elginero’s effect, I can draw a card and shuffle another into the deck to add an Evoltile monster of my choice to my hand, before ending my turn with a card facedown.” He continued, snickering under his breath. “I know you can’t defeat me…”

“Like I’m gonna throw in the towel this early, I draw!” Boudica called out, glancing at her new card. “First, I’ll play Foolish Burial to send Bi’an, Earth of the Yang Zing to the graveyard, then I’ll summon Masked Chameleon and activate his effect to revive Bi’an and tribute them to Synchro Summon Yazi, Evil of the Yang Zing. And thanks to Bi’an, Yazi cannot be destroyed by battle.”

“T-That’s Quetzalcoatl’s deck! H-How could you have defeated him?!” Loki screeched at the sight of the Yang Zing.

Easily, the guy was going up against full power Prophecy/Spellbooks. There ain’t much that can handle that, even in this day and age.

“Oh I didn’t defeat him, but my friend did.” The redhead smirked, pointing at his dinosaur. “Yazi, take care of that Petla for me.”

The mystical dragon roared, flying over and breathed a stream of black flames at the dinosaur, causing it to roar in pain as it was annihilated by the powerful flames. “Lovely, during my second Main Phase, I’ll play the continuous spell Supply Squad, and end my turn with two cards facedown.” Boudica concluded her turn.

“It’s my turn, I draw!” Loki hissed, drawing his next card. “Excellent…I’ll play my facedown card Evo-Singularity, enabling me to XYZ summon Evolzar Solda using the Elginero and Pelta in my graveyard as material. Next I’ll summon Evoltile Odonto and use its effect to special summon Evolsaur Diplo from my hand. Now if Diplo was summon via the effect of an Evoltile monster, I get to destroy a Spell or Trap you control, and that Supply Squad is an ideal target in my eyes…”

Boudica scoffed to herself, sending her card to the graveyard as Loki chuckled once more, the redhead now thoroughly irritated with the deity and his antics.

Yes, such devious antics like destroying a continuous spell to prevent you from gaining advantage.

“Hahahahaha! I’ll end my turn with a card facedown. Go ahead, make your move…” He crooned, eagerly awaiting his opponent to stumble into his trap.

“Oh I will, and it’ll be the last draw I need.” Boudica replied confidently, drawing her next card, looking briefly at it and smiled. “Nice…I’ll play the spell, Card of Sanctity, enabling the both of us to draw until we have six cards in our hand.”

“What a thoughtful gift you gave me. I tell you, you’re a lot better than that other redhead.” Loki chuckled, drawing some much-needed cards.

Eh, they both pale in comparison to a certain magenta-haired waifu of mine.

“It’s a shame that you won’t get to use them, because this is the turn I win. Firstly, I’ll play Monster Reborn to revive my Bi’an from the grave, before summoning Jiaotu, Darkness of the Yang Zing. Next, I’ll play Double Summon so that I can normal summon Suanni, Fire of the Yang Zing. Now I’ll tune my three new monsters in order to Synchro Summon Chaofeng, Phantom of the Yang Zing.” The redhead declared, with Loki chuckling at her, a nasty sneer on his face.

“Caught you! I activate my Solda’s effect, detaching a material in order to destroy your newly summoned monster—” He began.

“Nope. I activate my Counter Trap, Nine Pillars of Yang Zing. This baby negates your card effect and shuffles it back into the deck, at the cost of a Yang Zing of course.” Boudica retorted, with Yazi turning into a ball of light and exploded, the force sending Solda back into Loki’s extra deck.

Damn. Looks like that’s all we get to see of the notoriously powerful Evol- XYZ monsters. Ah well, I’m sure the author will get another incompetent villain to play them.

“But it’s not all doom and gloom for me; when Yazi is destroyed, I can special summon a Wyrm-monster from my deck, and I’ll choose Bixi, Water of the Yang Zing!”

“Grrr, how dare you take my card away from—hey, why’s your big dragon glowing?” Loki inquired, pointing at Chaofeng as the majestic wyrm was coated in a mysterious light.

“And I thought you knew all about your comrade’s deck…anyway, Bi’an grants Chaofeng immunity from destruction via battle, and Suanni grants it an additional 500 ATK and DEF!” The redhead answered smugly, folding her arms over her chest.

ATK (2800-3300)
DEF (2200-2700)


“Battle! I’ll have Chaofeng attack your Odonto, during which I activate my other facedown card, Yang Zing Brutality, doubling the stats of my monster!” She continued, as a horrified expression appeared on Loki’s face.

ATK (3300-6600)
DEF (2700-5400)


“Say what?!?!” He screeched, watching helplessly as the dragon doubled in size and effortlessly squashed the tiny lizard, creating a shockwave that sent the deity flying back to the courtyard wall.

Loki: 0
Winner: Boudica


Well that was quick. A shame that it had to end via the brutal death of a cute lizard friend, but sacrifices had to be made to keep what’s left of my sanity safe.

“G-Gahhhhh…this is unbelievable. I can’t believe I lost to some lowly mortal!” Loki whinged, wearily getting himself up off the floor as red cracks soon appeared on his body, the deity wracked with an agonizing pain. “N-No! I’m not ready to die yet! I-I’ll see to it that Odin avenges meeeeeeeeee…!” He screeched, before exploding into thousands of tiny pieces, leaving a velvet box behind.”

“For a rookie like myself, I think I did alright.” Boudica smiled to herself, picking up the box and tucking it into her pocket. “Now to make a quick delivery…”

Well it would be hard to mess up when your opponent was spending more thing laughing like a maniac than actually playing the game.

0000

“Ugh! Can you believe the audacity of that freak? Demanding we sit by and do nothing like some airheaded damsel while we watch some card game I have no interest in.” Titania scoffed in disgust at Loki’s attitude, taking a spoonful of Blue Moon Ice-Cream from a sundae she’s sharing with Amaria and ate it. “At the very least, I now know who Fern devotes his prayers to…”

Well nobody else has a problem with standing around when two characters play a card game, so I suggest you suck it up as soon as possible.

“Look on the plus side, we both know he’s gonna lose; after all it didn’t seem like he was taking this whole thing seriously.” Amaria replied, noticing a familiar figure walking up to them now. “Just as I expected…”

“Happy birthday.” Boudica called out, placing the box in front of the teal-haired woman, who wiped her hands and eagerly opened it, her eyes sparkling at the sight of her beloved trinket.

“Wow, this is the best early birthday gift I’ve ever gotten!” Amaria called out in joy, playing along with the little game as she placed it back over her wrist.

Please don’t talk about birthdays right now. I already saw how Junpei decided to celebrate his birthday.

“Good. Another asshole from the Divine Powers has been dealt with for good, leaving us with five or so left, and that only includes the relevant members.” Titania commented, sending a message to Ame via PDA. “So how easy was the chump?”

“Easier than I expected; the other three gave my friends a run for their money, but I was able to blow him out of the water. I guess every group of elites has their weak link.” Boudica answered, opting to sit down on the spare seat. “Got any plans on what to do next?”

“Since we finished our job earlier than anticipated, I don’t see why we couldn’t spend some time exploring the area.” Amaria offered.

Ah yes, I’ve always wanted to explore the empty void the author uses as his set pieces.

“Woah there, I didn’t expect you to act so…naughty.” Titania replied, an intrigued look on her face.

“Oh, I can be really naughty when I want to be…shall I show you later tonight?” Amaria purred, winking suggestively at her lover.

Oh fuck, no! I don’t want to be tortured by more shitty lemons and their shitty food references!

“Now you have my interest. It’ll be a lot more interesting than whatever Loki tried roping us into, that’s for sure.” The redhead smirked, eager for another wild night like the one a couple weeks ago.

“Well if you don’t mind, I’m gonna order myself a hot drink. I think I’ve earnt it after that duel.” Boudica chimed in, making her way to the front counter with the other two continuing to eat their sundae.

Palace of the Hegemon: Cafeteria

“So let me get this straight; those fancy trinkets Krishna stole from those fangame peddlers are the keys to some meteorite that houses an eldritch god? And said god has the power to reshape the universe into one befitting the wielder’s whims?” Nijisaki inquired, taking a small swig of his Nuka-Cherry.

Yeah, I’m sure it was what Tressa told you while indoctrinating you and your co-workers into her group. Or at least I hope so, otherwise you lot would be standing around and sucking your thumb like a baby.

“Yes. I sensed great power from within that pendant the young girl had. Unfortunately, I was forced to retreat before I could reclaim it. But fear not, for I have foreseen our inevitable success.” Sartorius replied, calmly watching the taller man as he proceeded to bring out his tarot deck, shuffling it and opted to read his fortune. Soon enough, the doors to the cafeteria burst open, a familiar figure storming inside with a sinister grin on his face.

“I’m back, and better than ever!” Tayama boldly declared, attracting everyone’s attention.

And in the spirit of what I said a few chapters ago, congratulations! This entire spiel about Tayama being a lone wolf and opposing the Divine Conspiracy was a waste of fucking time. If you’re not going to commit to your plot lines, then why write them to begin with?

“Oh Mr. Tayama! I’m so glad that nasty business has been dealt with!” Roman hopped up off his seat and shook hands with the crime lord.

“Trust me, it’s good to be back here as well. Of course, there’s a few people here who I DIDN’T miss…” The bespectacled man shot a glare at Dio, who flipped him the bird. Tayama soon caught a glance at Satorius, raising an eyebrow in intrigue. “Who is this guy…?”

“Ah yes, I forgot to tell you earlier. That is Chairman Sartorius Kumar, the latest member of our group. Despite being a newcomer, his impressive skills have managed to net him the second-highest rank in our operations alongside Big Smoke, bowing only to Lady Tressa herself. Word on the street is that he can see your destiny and use it to manipulate you.” Hongou explain the situation. “Care for me to update you on other topics as well?”

“Very well, a refresher wouldn’t hurt,” Tayama agreed, opting to take a seat.

Yay, another pointless exposition meant to waste our time. This is what this chapter is, the timewaster, isn’t it? Explains why it was a lot more boring than the previous one.

“Long story short, one of the traitors has the fangame data that we hired those Gotham crooks for. Soon enough, one of them found out about it and leaked the info to the others. Most of them didn’t care, saying that they got the money they were promised soon afterwards, though a few of them were pissed and tried to betray Tressa. Naturally, it didn’t end well for them.” The older man continued.

“Was Shit-crow one of them?” The bespectacled man inquired, with Hongou shaking his head in response. “Damn! I’ll get him next time…”

“Like I have any reason to fear a worm like you…” Scarecrow hissed, walking up to Tayama and pointed his syringes at him. “Once I’m done with you, the myrmidon’s next.”

“Hey fuckface. I just got a call from Illusion; they want their ugly bastard back for their next game.” Dio retorted, causing Tayama to snort under his breath.

Wondering what this imbecile was getting at, I did a quick search online on what this Illusion is. Turns out it’s a Japanese video game studio that’s well known for producing hentai games, including the infamous Rapelay. And while I don’t think the author has played any games from that studio, it is telling that he has to resort to using such obscure references for his lame jokes to have any punch to them.

“I made my face this way…while you’re stuck with yours.” Scarecrow retorted, with Tayama’s snort turning into full out laughter at this point. “Oh like yours is any better.”

“It is; after all it was what made me the powerful crime lord that I am…” The bespectacled man chimed in, smirking at his two enemies.

Ah yes, a powerful crime lord indeed; with an empire built up from the ground with the help of the most incompetent thugs in recorded history.

“If you lot don’t mind, I’m trying to read my new fortune. That last one was destiny testing my faith, and I passed with flying colors.” Sartorius interrupted their spat, quickly getting back to reading his fortune.

“What on earth is he talking about…” Tayama whispered to the other two.

“Pffft, that crazy freak flipped some cards and talked about his “destined lover.” Turns out it’s someone named Adrienn; hey as long as he ain’t lusting after my wife.” Dio whimsically retorted.

“You mean my prize…” The bespectacled man whispered back.

Oh, for fucks sake…

“How dare you talk about my special woman like that!” Scarecrow growled lowly at the older man.

“Hey fuck you! I don’t recall your ass having any input in this.” Dio hissed, clenching his right fist with the index finger pointing upwards, while his left hand was cupping his right elbow. “Hell as far as I see it, you have no more use to us—”

*SLAM* “Give me a break!” Hongou roared, slamming his fist into the table with so much force that it punched a fist-sized hole in it. “I’m sick and tired of you lot squabbling over some woman like a pack of desperate scavengers! I’ve been keeping it bottled up for far too long, and it’s about time I put an end to this shit!” He ranted, surprising everyone with his sudden burst of anger.

Thank you Hongou! It almost makes me forgive you for creating that goddamn sudoku puzzle at the end of 999. Fucking hell, that was tedious.

“Indeed, it grows tiresome and this is the first I’ve heard of such squabbling.” Sartorius chimed in, having finished reading his fortune. “It’s a futile effort in the end, the cards told me what her final fate will be. Yes, destiny herself foretold that I would amass a harem featuring our enemies from Starlight Studios. Mind you, I dislike the concept of a harem, but who am I to oppose destiny?”

But why though? What has this guy done to warrant the author gifting him a harem of all his favourite waifus? Mind you, I expect him to snatch them back up within an instant, but my point still stands.

“What the hell is this shit?!” Dio roared, glaring at the fortune teller. “I won’t stand here while you scoop up all the girls like the greedy fuck you are!”

“I’ll make you suffer a fear so agonizing that you’ll beg me to end your miserable life!” Scarecrow hissed at the man. However, Tayama wasn’t as angry as the other two, which was unusually strange for the man.

“Since the first time we’ve met, I’ll give you a mercy warning, and you better pay heed to it…” He replied, leaning in towards Sartorius. “Serra is my prize, and my prize only. I will not let anybody get in my way, even if they are some fortune-telling prick.”

Now that was one thing, I did not miss from you at all; that cookie-cutter, fork-em-over line that you spout like a damned NPC all the time.

“Duly noted but allow me to give you a warning of my own…” Sartorius replied, getting up off his seat and started down Tayama, a maniacal look in his eye. “Get on my bad side and destiny herself shall wipe you out of this plane of existence. The same goes for you two over there as well…” He continued, pointing to Dio and Scarecrow before exiting the room, leaving all three of them stunned.

“Well with the peanut gallery silenced, I can finally get something done here…” Nijisaki scoffed under his breath.

“Indeed, I’ve still got a report that I owe Tressa. Today would prove a welcome opportunity to get it finished.” Hongou added, the older man exiting the room, satisfied that the squabbling over Serra has ended…for now.

A bit of a shorter chapter, but I was heavily invested in my Rejuv fic and couldn’t stop writing for it. The next chapter will be a nice change of pace from all the duelling we’ve had recently.

Here’s a thought; drop this shit and keep your focus on that thing. It’s the only story you have that has any modicum of success at all. Then again, this thing is nearly done as it is, so you may as well finish it off. Let’s just hope this change of pace is something different for once.

Astolfo’s group:
Astolfo
Roland
Chevalier D’eon
Boudica
Blair Flannigan
Micaiah
Sothe
Jack Frost

Dawn Brigade:
Micaiah
Sothe
Nolan
Edward
Leonardo
Laura
Aran
Ilyana
Meg
Pelleas (not an actual member, but is a close associate of them)

Pokemon Fangame Community/Starlight Studios:
Ame
Kymmi
Cain
Aya (Pearl Hairpin reclaimed)
Hardy (Reborn)
Titania
Amaria (Sapphire Bracelet reclaimed)
Julia
Alice
Charlotte (Diamond Earring reclaimed)
Laura (Not associated with the Fire Emblem Laura)
Saphira
Luna (Emerald Brooch stolen)
Serra
Bennett
Adrienn
Anna/Nostra (Amethyst Pendant reclaimed)
Noel/Nomos
Radomus
Corey
Heather (Ruby Ring stolen)
Shelly
Dr. Connal
Melia
Venam
Saki
Amber
Aelita
Nim
Erin
Crescent
Ren
Maria/Mariannette
Valerie
Scarlett
Shiv
Aurora
Garret
Richard
Rosetta
Hardy (Desolation) (K.I.A)
Amelia
Nora
Damien

The MS Loyalist Army:
General Nikita
Chloe
Perche
Ami
Ulala
Marco
Tarma
Eri
Fio
Grazia
Loretta
Norah

Allies:
Sanaki
Sephrian
Oliver
Clover
Light
Akame
Kurome
Fujiwara
Skins
Commissioner Gordon

The Forces of Heaven:
Merkabah/Jonathan
Gaston (K.I.A)

The Forces of Hell:
Lucifer/Walter

Plasma Tech:
Ghetsis Harmonia
N/Natural Harmonia Gropius
Anthea
Concordia

The Divine Powers:
Krishna
Odin
Maitreya
Zhong Kui (Defeated)
Medusa (Defeated)
Loki (Defeated)
Quetzalcoatl (Defeated)
Seth
Baal
Elysion
Alma
Amber
Izabella (K.I.A)
Aisha
HMT (K.I.A)
Beecham (K.I.A)
Aswang (K.I.A)
Agalia (K.I.A)
Arsinoe (K.I.A)
Halle (K.I.A)
Mahiru (K.I.A)
Chunyan (K.I.A)
Molly (K.I.A)
Ichima (K.I.A)
Louise (K.I.A)
Gisee (K.I.A)
Emma (K.I.A)
Franke (K.I.A)
Teresa (K.I.A)
Julia (MS) (K.I.A)

The Divine Conspiracy:
Tressa Colzione/The Grandmaster
Ophilia Clement
Cyrus Albright
Olberic Eisenberg
Primrose Azelhart
Alfyn Greengrass
Therion
H’aanit
Shesha
Missy (Defeated)
Harold (Defeated)
Bandit Keith (Defeated)
Flamvell Dilly (Defeated)
Maximillion Pegasus
Sartorius Kumar
Varis
Specter
Lekain (K.I.A)
Hetzel (K.I.A)
Valtome (K.I.A)
Numida (K.I.A)
Jarod (K.I.A)
Tayama
General Wolfgang (K.I.A)
Big Smoke
Ryder
Sweet Johnson
Carl ‘CJ’ Johnson
Niko Bellic
Roman Bellic
Johnny Klebitz
Mario (CEO of Nintendo)
Gentarou Hongou
Nagisa Nijisaki
Teruaki Kubota
Kagechika Musashidou
Dio (Zero Escape: VLR)
Charles zi Britannia
Senator Armstrong
Admiral Greyfield
Anvil (K.I.A)
Meathook (K.I.A)
Colt (K.I.A)
Greasy Steve (K.I.A)
King Dick
Triple 6
Pretty Boy
Caesar (Ride to Hell)
Junko Enoshima
Yasuke Matsuda
Mukuro Ikusaba
Nagito Komaeda
Yuuto Akimaya
Jaern
Zenith
Persephone
Reukra
Taen
Professor Maple (K.I.A)
Lin
Solaris
Sirius
Taka
Blake (P.O.W)
Cal (P.O.W)
Fern
Madame X
Nastasia
Madelis
Neved (P.O.W)
Geara
Zetta
Professor Jenner
Professor Larkspur
Rick (K.I.A)
Brite
Gloria
Scarlet
Marcus
Professor Gobline
Radius (K.I.A)
Redi
Sam (K.I.A)
Elia (K.I.A)
Lavius (K.I.A)
Lavia (K.I.A)
Baron (K.I.A)
Connor
Leon
Texan (K.I.A)
The Joker
Harley Quinn
The Riddler
Two-Face
Bane (Arrested)
Mr. Freeze
The Penguin
Mr. Zsasz
Clayface
Killer Croc
Deathstroke
Deadshot
Firefly (K.I.A)
The Electrocutioner
Shiva
Maxie Zeus (K.I.A)
The Mad Hatter (Arrested)
The Ratcatcher (Arrested)
Hush (K.I.A)
Scarface
The Ventriloquist
Killer Moth (Arrested)
Scarecrow
Black Mask (K.I.A)
Prometheus (K.I.A)
The Great White Shark (K.I.A)
The Calendar Man (Arrested)
Ra’s al Ghul
Talia al Ghul
Poison Ivy
Professor Strange

The Freedom Cult:
Dagda
Nanashi
Jesus man what is up with you and all of those waifus! Are you secretly the "Ultimate Pimp"?
A quote from Project AFTER
Gorillagram only gets sexual stimulation from playing Pokemon Reborn and its derivatives.
A quote from Andrew himself

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